"Low-cost Martial Arts Drama" only needs two actors, which is less than "I Learned to Play the Guitar", and it is a small play in the short film.

It's about Wang Dazhui going to star in a low-budget martial arts drama, but he met three opponents, all of whom were played by the same person, even the princess who was rescued in the end. Unbearable to be humiliated, he committed suicide.

Very funny story.

In the absurd, it is still very ingenious. The original drama is a fusion of the style of many short films, the transition form is bref, the narrative rhythm is day and day, the spit method is Gintama's, and the laughing point mode is onion. In this era, everything is Zhang Tan's original.

Since "I Learned to Play the Guitar", Zhang Tan has been the pioneer of these styles.

It is inevitable that someone will play short films in the future and will imitate Zhang Tan.

That's an afterword.

As for now, Zhang Tan just wants to shoot the film well. He doesn't have any ideas about being an actor himself, and the leading actor can only find someone else. So I fell in love with Chen Li.

Chen Li's grandfather used to be a director, with family history, he has the talent of a director, and he also has a certain talent in acting, he is not ugly or handsome, and he speaks in standard Mandarin, and his speech speed is very fast, which is very suitable for the role of Wang Dazhui.

"Okay, I'll play the leading role." Chen Li didn't refuse, and said eagerly, "It's a pity that there is no heroine, or the detective will add a heroine to you." ”

Zhang Tan scratched his eyebrows: "Who said that there is no heroine, didn't Wang Dazhui rescue the princess in the end." ”

Sushaf sang and said, "Vigorously, you can rest assured, when the time comes, please ask Sister Yali to paint a beautiful makeup for the princess, with white skin and flaming red lips." Keep looking dumbfounded at you. ”

Tapping on the printed script, Chen Li was speechless: "Male princess." It's just a shemale, and I can't be happy. ”

"It's just right to be unhappy. When committing suicide, the expression will be more engaged. Zhang Tan waved his hand, "Do you have any suggestions, who will play this villain demon king and princess?" There are suitable actors to recommend it. ”

In the original film, it was starred by Yi Xiaoxing, and the comedy style of the beast is still very strong.

Makeup artist Wu Yali said: "I think Wang Xiaoyu is quite suitable, chubby and oily." ”

Wang Xiaoyu is a student in the Department of Management and is in Zhang Tan's team. He was the one who took notes, co-ordinated, and did chores, and he was a little fat, and after listening to Wu Yali's words, he immediately complained: "Sister Li, I accept you that I am fat, but where do I have oil, my skin is dry skin." ”

"I'm not saying that you have oily skin, I'm saying that you usually talk oily, and you are not a good person at first glance."

"How could it! I am more wronged than Dou E. Everyone will give me a critique and wash away my grievances, otherwise it will snow heavily. ”

After Wu Yali said this, Zhang Tan noticed. Wang Xiaoyu is really a bit of a funny person, although he and the beast Yi Xiaoxing are two types, so you can't try this role.

So Zhang Tan said, "Hey. Xiaoyu, you go back and set a princess makeup, and I'll see if there is any tension in your women's clothes. ”

Wang Xiaoyu's eyes widened: "Detective." Do you really want me to act? My acting skills are terrible. ”

"It's okay, we're not making professional films. I'll take a look at your makeup first, and it's not necessarily yours. ”

……

The next day, Wang Xiaoyu made up as agreed, wearing a white gauze skirt, wearing a wig, and painting a beard for the effect. When he came out of the dressing room, Wang Xiaoyu was twisted, and for the first time in his life, he wore women's clothes, and he dedicated himself to the crew of "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama".

But soon, after adapting to the ridicule of the crew, Wang Xiaoyu regained his spirit, twisted his fat buttocks, cocked his orchid fingers, and discharged his eyes at everyone in a coquettish and coquettish manner.

He also hummed and chirped in his mouth: "Uncle, come and play." ”

"Gross!" Everyone wanted to vomit but couldn't spit it out.

Zhang Tan is okay, he has long accepted this kind of anti-string image, and on the Internet in the future, such dressing will be very common at all. That is, now in 2005, everyone looks at the freshness.

Carefully examining Wang Xiaoyu's appearance, the whole thing looks nondescript, but it exudes a burst of commotion, which is simply sultry: "Perfect, Xiaoyu, the princess is you!" ”

"Okay, uncle, the slave family will definitely serve you well." Wang Xiaoyu pretended to be a woman and entered the state.

Both actors are set.

Filming began in earnest.

The filming site requirements for "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama" are very low, as long as you find a thatched house in the countryside, a small lake and a wooden boat, you can do it. Many lenses can be shot in the studio by pulling a random backdrop.

The venue was quickly found, so the crew of ten people, in two cars, went to the filming location. Both cars belong to Zhang Tan, one is his Audi A8, and the other is a newly bought Mercedes-Benz Vito 9-seater business car. The two cars are just enough to meet the travel needs, which is convenient and fast.

In the following days, the crew was busy filming.

It's easiest to laugh when filming a funny scene, especially with such a funny script, and there are constant jokes every day. The easier it is to laugh, the more it means that the content of the shooting is funny. It took about four days, all the filming was over, and the crew disbanded on the spot, and the process was easy, like a picnic.

After all, it's just a short film with a planned length of 4 minutes.

After the shot was filmed and the sample film was cut out, Zhang Tan and Chen Li began to arrange post-production. It took only a day and a half to make this production, and there was no technical content at all.

Subsequently, according to custom, Zhang Tan copied a few DVDs and gave them to everyone as a souvenir.

In this way, "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama" is completed.

……

This time in "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama", Zhang Tan did not cherish himself again, and after giving a copy to the teacher, he also uploaded it to the Internet. And in their own micro. Under the blog account, several stills and video links were posted.

"I made a short video with my friends for everyone to enjoy, and the address is as follows......"

Small. Bo doesn't support the video function for the time being, so you can only post a link to share the address. Zhang Tan's micro. In the past few months, it has increased to more than 850,000 followers. Under the blog, you can receive thousands of fan messages, and the number of likes and retweets is even more.

In half a year, micro. Bo's overall development has risen steadily, with more than 3.5 million registered users and an average of more than 5 million IP visits per day.

Celebrities with V certification have also come in a lot.

Now many people are brushing micro every day. Bo, send all kinds of new things, beautiful pictures and texts, micro. Bo official will also pick wonderful micro. Bo, recommended to the home page, stimulate more users of the micro. Bo is enthusiastic.

Today, Zhang Tan is a little hairy. Bo, was immediately recommended to the homepage position.

"A short film made by the Inspector? Low-budget martial arts dramas? ”

In an instant, many people clicked on the video link and jumped to Tudou.com, so everyone saw Wang Dazhui with Mu Ran's face, and the same actor such as the villain, the demon king, and the princess who was speechless.

"My name is Wang Dazhui, and I am an actor who is filming a low-budget martial arts drama......"

It's time to laugh. (To be continued.) )