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"Brother Xiaoxiao, you, what are you going to do with my mother?" Zhang Shaomei played with her fingers with some uneasiness, moved her two straight long legs twice, and asked in a low voice.

Han Xiao lifted the fish basket, put it in front of Zhang Shaomei, and said, "I caught a few abalone in the sea, and I want to ask Aunt Mu to help me concoct dried abalone, since Aunt Mu is uncomfortable, forget it......"

"Such a big abalone? In such good condition? ”

Zhang Shaomei has been exposed to it since she was a child, and it is really not a big problem to distinguish the appearance and quality of abalone.

These abalones that Han Xiao let the little octopus catch, all of them are big enough, just look at the shell to know that they are wild abalone, the hard-won kind. This grade of abalone, if it is concocted into dried abalone, it can be sold at a sky-high price!

Zhang Shaomei was surprised and envious: "Brother Xiaoxiao is so powerful, he can even catch such a big abalone, and it is still wild." Brother Xiaoxiao, why don't you let me help you concoct it. I, my technique, is actually pretty good. ”

The girl's voice was soft and sweet, and the last sentence said that she was "good at technology", which made Han Xiao cough lightly.

In other words, a beautiful girl told people that her skills were good, and this TM was simply ......

Throwing the messy things in his mind to Java Island, Han Xiao said, "You can also concoct and process?" After asking, Han Xiao immediately reacted, it was a bit rude to ask this question, as if she was suspecting that Zhang Shaomei was not good, and hurriedly said, "Then I'll leave it to you." After the processing is completed, you will be given a share of the money after selling it. ”

"No, I don't want money." Zhang Shaomei whispered, "It's just a favor for Brother Xiaoxiao, where can I ask for money." ”

After a pause, Zhang Shaomei said again: "I, where I work in Pengcheng City, is an abalone farm. Me, I specialize in processing dried abalone. This is also the first time that Zhang Shaomei has talked about what her work in Pengcheng City is.

As soon as he heard this, Han Xiao immediately became more relieved.

Zhang Shaomei asked Han Xiao to sit for a while, went to the room to change her clothes, and then picked up the fish basket and cleaned the sediment and dirt on the surface of the abalone in the seawater tank in the yard.

Han Xiao stepped forward to help, but was driven away by Zhang Shaomei, and said that professional things still have to be done by professional people.

Han Xiao was helpless, thought about it, went out of the yard, opened the trunk of the car, found some things for food and clothing, and put them in Zhang Shaomei's house.

At this time, the mobile phone happened to ring. When I took out my mobile phone, it was Niu Hongwei, the university's roommate, who sent a text message. The content on the text message is also very simple, only three words: on QQ.

Han Xiao was a little strange, but he still landed on QQ, followed by a series of voices.

checked the important information first, and then Han Xiao asked in the group in the dormitory, "What's wrong?" Ladies and gentlemen, if you have something to do, you will play early, and you will retreat from the dynasty if you have nothing to do~"

"Retire your sister!" Niu Hongwei immediately replied, and then there was a series of messages.

"This product is finally online!"

"! Since May Day, I haven't seen this thing speak! ”

"I always thought it was gone!"

The group suddenly became scolding, and any message had no image at all.

Han Xiao lives in a four-person dormitory at the university, and she has naturally become a sworn friend. However, there are not only four people in this group, but eight people. The other four people are all their respective girlfriends - cough cough, of course, Han Xiao's so-called girlfriend is Wang Yuqin.

People in this modern society, in front of their dead friends, are all funny.

Looking at these three teasers arguing and shouting, Han Xiao felt warm in her heart: "What the hell is going on?" ”

"It's nothing, I just heard that your kid quit his job?" It was the second child in the dormitory, Wei Yanzhong, who spoke.

Han Xiao was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Well, it's a resignation." But who do you listen to? ”

"Listen to the class leader. In other words, the squad leader has now reached max in anger, and he can turn on Wushuang at any time, saying that he will personally kill you to settle accounts! Her old man kindly asked someone to introduce you to a job, and if you don't do it, you won't do it, and she actually beat the manager of your company. The fourth Lin Qingyou teased, and finally sent a sympathetic expression, "Third brother, you are a cow, you are a real cow, you are a real TM cow!" ”

"Ahem...... Han Xiao coughed lightly: "Squad leader, she wants to come?" ”

Han Xiao's squad leader is a lesbian named Zhang Qian, who looks average, has an average figure, and everything on the outside is very ordinary.

But she is such a woman who is average in all aspects, but her command value is very explosive, and her combat effectiveness is also very explosive, with this unique personality charm, she trained the scum of Han Xiao's class to be extremely obedient. Moreover, she also relied on her unique personality charm to attract a rich and talented handsome guy from Tianya University to pursue, and immediately got married after graduating from college, making a group of beauties who thought they were sweet-looking, with big breasts, thin waists and round hips, shouting that God is unfair - handsome guys with ugly girls, has it really become a popular trend?

Zhang Qian's husband is called Min Tianhua, and Han Xiao and they all know each other. Han Xiao's job was found by Zhang Qian and asked Min Tianhua to help Han Xiao. And Han Xiao has been putting up with it, and she is also giving face to Zhang Qian and Min Tianhua. Even, Han Xiao had never thought of going to Zhu Dacai's bad luck before.

If it weren't for Zhu Dacai's fact that he was too cheap, taking Han Xiao's personal computer and wanting to remove the hard drive, Han Xiao might not have exploded so thoroughly.

Wei Yanzhong sent a "hehe", and then said, "Count yourself lucky." The head of the class was pregnant two months ago, and now she has no plans to go out. Otherwise, you can already think about how the epitaph should be written. ”

"Uh, uh, uh~ Do you want to be so miserable?"

"It's going to be so miserable! In other words, will it really be cool for the third child to share his experience and beat your top boss? I don't think our director has been happy for a long time...... "Niu Hongwei is the only one among the four people in the dormitory who is mixed in the officialdom. He is now working in the Zibei Municipal Government Office of Tianya Province.

"Why did the third brother beat the manager?"

Han Xiao thought about it for a while, and felt that there was nothing to hide about this matter, so he explained the cause and effect, and finally said: "It's really not that I don't give face to the class leader, it's really that I can't bear it." ”

"Third brother, I support you! For that kind of person, you have to clean it up! This time, it was Lin Qingyou's girlfriend who replied.

chatted in the group for a while, and then Niu Hongwei asked:

"The third child is not going to work now, so what are you going to do? Why don't you come to Zibei City? I happen to know a few big bosses, so I don't dare to say anything else, but it's no problem to help you find an easier job. Well~ the premise is that you are not allowed to hit the manager. ”

China's society is a truly humane society. Although Niu Hongwei has only worked in the Zibei Municipal Government for less than a year, the people he comes into contact with are different. In addition, Zibei City has launched some projects during this time, and Niu Hongwei said that he has met a few people, but it is not fake.

Of course, human affection is not related to that kind of intimacy, and finding a job is not as simple as Niu Hongwei said.

Han Xiao felt moved in her heart, smiled slightly, and replied, "Forget it, don't use it for the time being." I want to rest at home for a few days first. In the future, maybe I can do some small business by myself......"

"Doing business on your own? That's fine. ”

"Come on, third brother, be a big boss~"

Chatting in the group, Han Xiao turned her head to see that Zhang Shaomei had cleaned and cleaned up the four slightly smaller abalone and put them on the sieve on the side. Only the largest one remained. At this time, there was a sudden coughing sound in the house, Zhang Shaomei heard the sound, stopped for the time being, and walked into the house quickly.

Seeing this, Han Xiao thought about it, but still didn't follow up.

After all, there are two women in the house, who knows if there will be any inconvenience?

Han Xiao stood up and walked to the sieve to take a look. Zhang Shaomei's level is really good, the four abalone shells that have been cleaned are separated, and the internal organs are all decomposed, without wasting a trace of meat.

It didn't take long for Zhang Shaomei to come out of the house again.

Han Xiao's mobile phone QQ rang non-stop, and when she looked at it, there were sincere greetings from three people.

Sayings such as "what are you doing", "have you gone to masturbate", "are you dead", "fell into the pit when you went to the toilet" and so on. Han Xiao, who saw these news, rolled her eyes, and couldn't help but have the urge to climb to the other end of the phone and strangle these three sluts to death.

Zhang Shaomei walked up to Han Xiao, and her face turned red: "I, my mother wants to drink water, and she just poured a glass of water before she came out." ”

Han Xiao smiled and said, "It's okay, if you want to be busy, you can be busy first, anyway, I don't have anything to do today." ”

"No, no. It's already good. ”

Zhang Shaomei finished speaking, stretched out her white little hand, and grabbed the last abalone.

Han Xiao rolled his eyes and said, "Wait a minute, let me take a picture first!" Damn, these sluts, see if Lao Tzu doesn't scare you to death. ”

Zhang Shaomei was curious and shy, and played with her fingers again.

Han Xiao held the largest abalone in one hand, took a selfie with her mobile phone in the other, and then posted it to the QQ group:

"Foolish earthlings, since you want to know what I am doing, then I will tell you with great mercy! There is a picture and a truth! ”

A few seconds after the photo was posted, I saw that the group exploded.

"! What is it? So big? ”

"The third child, the level of PS has risen sharply recently, and I can't see any traces of P."

"This is abalone? And now there is such a big abalone? ”

"Look at the wild lines! The third child, you are going to send it! ”

"Visually inspect the absolute abalone!"

"I can't see a single abalone on the market now, it seems to have appeared once in a seafood auction before, and it seems to have been sold for a total of five million, right?"

There was chaos in the group, and there was a lot of discussion, and even the women who didn't speak were blown up, estimating the price and urging Han Xiao to hurry up and treat them.

Han Xiao spoke: "How is it? A bunch of stupid earthlings, trembling, right? ”

Han Xiao had just clicked the send button, and then saw that Wang Yuqin, who had not spoken, sent a message.

The content of the message is to repost the photo, but it is circled in a black frame, and it is Zhang Shaomei who happened to be photographed by Han Xiao in the photo. At the same time, there is also a blood-dripping knife in the photo, plus a question:

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