"Hehe, my question is simple. It is guaranteed that everyone can think for a while and answer! Yang Tao was afraid that she would not accept it, so he deliberately provoked her.

"Then you can say it!" When Gao Yuanyuan heard such annoying words, she was so angry that the frames of her glasses slid down, but she quickly helped her with her hand and said angrily.

"Okay, first question. You're going to hit me, right? Yang Tao stared at Gao Yuan's beautiful eyes and asked. Although it was far away, Yang Tao could clearly see the water waves in Gao Yuanyuan's beautiful eyes.

"I'm a teacher, how can I hit my own students! Joke! Gao Yuanyuan didn't know what Yang Tao meant when he said this, so he snorted lightly and snorted coldly.

"Okay, then my second question is here......" Yang Tao knew that he would not be beaten by a teacher who might be angry, so he was relieved, so he said leisurely. There were fifty sheep on the farm, each with four legs, one of which was three-legged. There were twenty dogs, each of which was deformed, all with three legs. There are fifteen cats, each with a tail. There are eighteen ducks, each with two legs, and the chicken has two soles. Excuse me...... How many species of animals are there on the farm? ”

With Yang Tao's last summary question, the classroom was silent. Then, after hearing Yang Tao's question, he suddenly exploded!

“…… Depend on! What the is this! What about the pit people! In the end, this is too much of a change, right? Didn't even think about it! I thought it was a calculation of how many legs there were! ”

"That's right! I thought it was a calculation problem! It's a memory question for a long time! Isn't this a deliberate attempt to turn a corner and make people fall into a pit! ”

"......" Gao Yuanyuan also heard the discussion of his classmates, and his pretty little face sank a little bit of color, obviously, although his nerves were very tense just now. But how could she answer this kind of question that doesn't follow common sense at all.

Immediately, Gao Yuanyuan's little face flushed, and it was obvious that if this kind of question was told in advance, even a primary school student could count it, let alone a university teacher. However, although Gao Yuanyuan was defeated, he was defeated. It's not disgraceful, but it's a pout. "I'm going to ignore you with this kind of boring question! We're in class! ”

"Tsk. If you can't answer, you can change the topic, what a scoundrel, "Yang Tao is naturally not interested in this society's machinery or high mathematics or anything."

The so-called people who achieve great things are all sitting in the position of command, and those who pay attention to the details and constantly improve their skills are high-achieving students who work forever. Yang Tao has never had the opportunity to be a high-achieving student in his life, so he can only be the boss.

Yang Tao continued to cover his face with the book, but he lay behind and fell asleep. Since she doesn't take the initiative to provoke herself. It's better to think that something didn't happen. Yang Tao felt that he was idle.

At the end of the class, Gao Yuanyuan frowned, but he saw Yang Tao who was motionless in the back as if he was dead! It's like sleeping all the time! I actually slept in my first class! Although I am old! But it's not so unattractive! So Gao Yuanyuan is very angry!

Seeing that the two of them looked like happy enemies who were not enemies and did not get together. Liu Mang, who couldn't stand it for a long time, saw Gao Yuanyuan, who was staring at Yang Tao angrily with wide eyes, and almost didn't hesitate to take away the books that were blocking Yang Tao's face! I'm afraid that the two of them are not ambiguous enough!

Looking at it this way, this kid is really sleeping! Gao Yuanyuan was even more angry! The cheeks were bulging, but just in time for the recess, he grabbed the chalk box on the table, took out the chalk directly, and threw it at Yang Tao's face.

Yang Tao closed his eyes, but he already felt the whirring sound of chalk flying, this girl threw it really accurately, it seems that she has practiced throwing chalk heads at students before. Immediately. Yang Tao's lower body did not move, but his head was biased, and the chalk head directly wiped his face.

"This kid is so lucky? Dodge! "Gao Yuanyuan almost didn't collapse! I wanted to make him a little ugly! I didn't expect him to dodge it as soon as he tilted his head!

Gao Yuanyuan, where is he willing to let him go so easily! Immediately, new hatred is added to old hatred. Gao Yuanyuan did not hesitate to take out two chalk heads again, and then towards Yang Tao's two eyes, but these two chalks did not escape the same fate, and Yang Tao bowed his head violently. The two chalk heads suddenly smashed the fat man behind him!

"I'll go! I don't believe I can't kill you! Gao Yuanyuan felt like he was going crazy, so he immediately picked up a ballpoint pen on the desk, pinched it with his slender hand, and then threw it towards Yang Tao!

This Yang Tao is not a vegetarian. He opened his mouth and yawned, then closed it, and "just" bit the ballpoint pen in his mouth.

"Puff~!" Some students couldn't help but laugh when they saw this funny scene. It's also too coincidental that three times and twice can be so lucky, so funny. It's like two people are having fun! There are even more students whispering that this beautiful teacher wants to ask for love from Yang Tao! Chasing Yang Tao failed, and now he is taking revenge!

Originally, repeatedly smashing Yang Tao and missing it had already made Gao Yuanyuan angry, but at this time, listening to the nonsense discussions of the students below, Gao Yuanyuan was almost not chopped off, as if he was aggressive by nature! Gao Yuanyuan still refused to admit defeat, and walked directly towards Yang Tao's seat, "Wow...... This guy doesn't want to cheat, does he? Yang Tao suddenly opened one eye, but saw Gao Yuanyuan really stepping on her high heels and walking over, while walking, he looked at Yang Tao with silky eyes, and when he walked to Yang Tao's side, he looked at Yang Tao, who was pretending to be asleep and closed his eyes, and gently held his hand to the frame of his glasses.

Yang Tao knew that the beautiful teacher was going crazy, so he quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

I just suddenly felt a pair of delicate little hands twist my cheeks, and before Yang Tao could scream. Gao Yuanyuan had already lifted Yang Tao's ears with his other hand.

"Oops! Hurt! Yang Tao pretended to be obedient and cried out in pain while slowly following Gao Yuanyuan's movements and stood up, but finally raised his head in front of Gao Yuanyuan's two big chests. It's just that Gao Yuanyuan's two peaks are too towering, and Gao Yuanyuan mentioned it again vigorously, so that Yang Tao raised his head and crossed the peak to see the true face of Lushan Mountain, and saw Gao Yuanyuan's little pretty face. But he grinned. "Teacher, you don't wear a bra when you go out? Aren't you afraid of going light? ”

"What? You...... You are talking nonsense! Gao Yuanyuan suddenly remembered that she had the habit of sleeping naked. I wake up a little early in the morning, and I always feel like something is missing in the hurry! At this time, when I heard Yang Tao's reminder, I couldn't help but exclaim and touch my mountain, but I felt a vacuum...... There was a blush on his face, unexpectedly. Really...... I forgot to wear it!

"Hooligans!" Gao Yuanyuan thought that he was actually gone, and his little face immediately flushed with shame, for fear that Yang Tao would yell in public, and pointed to the door and said, "You." Get out of here for me! ”

"I'm innocent, I just saw it by accident!"

"Roll~"

Yang Tao was speechless and "rolled" out of the classroom, he was really wronged, and he was just mentioned by her just now. When I made almost zero contact, I saw the two small cherries on the top of the mountain bulging against the clothes, which means that if you are a little farther away, you can't see it. I didn't expect her to misunderstand herself. It's really depressing.

Jingle bells. As soon as Yang Tao walked out of the classroom, the iPhone in his pocket rang. Yang Tao took it out and took a look. It turned out to be my parents calling.

"Yang Tao. I'm going back with your mother, and you're studying hard at Long University. "The call came from Dad Yang. At this point, it was already at the train station. Because he was afraid that it would cost money to walk around, Yang's father and Yang's mother chose to go home directly, but they were also afraid that they would always trouble others at their eldest brother's house. So they tried their best to go home despite Yang Haiteng's opposition. At this time, before leaving, I had a phone call with Yang Tao and explained.

"Oh, okay Dad, slow down your way. Stay safe! Yang Tao held the phone and said.

"Well, are you okay there?" Yang's mother took the phone and said a little uneasy. "Do you have a good relationship with your teachers? Now that I'm in college, I can be regarded as stepping into society at a young pace, and I have to learn to get along with people. Especially the teachers. I heard that they arranged all the benefits! ”

"Uh...... I'm ...... with the teacher now," Yang Tao sighed speechlessly. I was just kicked out of the classroom by a beautiful female teacher, and I was still being punished outside at this time, in order not to make my mother disheartened, so I lied, "Very good, very good, the teacher will invite me to dinner when he sees me!" I'm waiting outside for them to eat now! ”

"That's great...... Mother Yang thought it was true, and immediately smiled, and then persuaded, "Your uncle's house is not far from your school." You have time to buy something and check it out. Do you know something? ”

"Got it." Yang Tao felt that it didn't matter if he went to his uncle's house, the main thing was that Yang Rou, Yang Tao couldn't stand it a little, and the two seemed to be natural enemies. That little lamb likes to pick bones in his eggs. She's the one I'm most afraid of.

Hanging up the phone, Yang Tao finally exhaled.

"Liu Mang. Come out. Yang Tao learned that his parents were finally leaving today, and he could finally finish what he had been stranding. At this time, I saw Liu Mang sitting in the classroom, so I called him out softly.

"What's the matter, boss?" Liu Mang thought that the boss was lonely and wanted him to accompany him.

"Go find your daddy!" Yang Tao said solemnly.

“…… Okay......" Liu Mang chuckled in his heart, but he had to agree......

Liu Zhongshan has a headache these days, and he always has nightmares at night! And there are even more headaches and worries for him! Come and talk to Liu Mang on the phone these days! This kid hasn't even been in touch!

At first, Liu Zhongshan thought that this kid was greedy for play and forgot about his mobile phone. But after a few days, I still didn't pick it up! Liu Yat-sen is going crazy! He only has such an only child! If only there were three long and two short! How can he live! ……

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