"You mean that woman, there's a problem?"

"Nature."

"Nonsense, people who have no problem, can they run to find Lao Chen Shuangxiu?"

"Hmph. Can you kid be a little dirty? "Lao Bai was obviously very dissatisfied with my understanding.

"Oh, then you say." I said cooperatively.

"This is the woman, how many tribulations do you think she has to go through to grow like this. The Buddhist scriptures say that the human body is rare. Isn't it because you have to go through immeasurable eons to cultivate your body? It took so long to cultivate as an adult, and it still grew into a lump, you said, this is either immeasurable eons before you can get a human body, or you are reincarnated. ”

"Hmm. I understand, but there are a few points of confusion, this is the first, you are immortals, how did you use the theory of Buddhism. Second, even if it is reincarnated, what is the necessary connection with the peach. Third, as far as you know, there is a god or monster that looks like a lump. "I said what I was wondering about.

"First, don't care about anyone's theories. Heavenly Court is open and inclusive, which has long formed a reincarnation theory with the characteristics of Heavenly Court, second, my intuition tells me that it may be related to Pan Tao, and third, I don't know who looks like a lump, and the ugliest person I have seen is the one in the house, except for the white bone spirit. As he spoke, Lao Bai actually mouthed Nunu in the room.

I kind of understand it thoroughly, and I still have the characteristics of Heavenly Court. It's not that there is a market that the people believe in, and they don't like to borrow it politely. I'm really worried that they will suffer from the poison of Western thought, and if one day the heavenly court also starts talking about fairy power, freedom and democracy, then there will definitely be no lack of excitement. However, Lao Bai seems to be right, immortals, it's normal to have a little intuition.

The two of us still didn't come up with a more definite answer, and in the end, Lao Bai proposed to call Lao Chen and ask.

"Hey, Old Chen. I'm Lao Bai. ”

"......" didn't turn on the speakerphone, and I couldn't hear what Lao Chen said on the other end of the phone, but I could see that the old guy's expression seemed to be enjoying it.

"Well, don't worry, I've already told the above about you, and the report has been handed in, I estimate that it won't be long before your matter will be resolved, and you don't have to be too anxious, after all, there must be a procedure."

"......" still doesn't turn on hands-free, I still can't hear it.

"By the way, Lao Chen, the lump that recently looked for your double cultivation, ah, it's not double cultivation. Anyway, it's that lump, have you ever come to look for you? ”

"......" Why don't you turn on hands-free, are you in a hurry?

"That's the case, when she looks for you again, you help us get to know her, that's the case, we suspect that she is also a person who has eaten peaches, you pay more attention to it for us, but how to say, we were a system after all."

"......" means that you don't turn on hands-free, you just can't hear it.

"Oh, that's good, Lao Chen, I thank you on behalf of the above, don't worry, about your questions, I will urge the above. Then hang up, goodbye. ”

Finally hung up the phone, I was in a hurry, I regretted not turning on the speakerphone, and hurriedly asked, "What did Lao Chen say?" ”

"He asked me if there were any residual pesticides in the peach, and the side effects were so big."

Well, I kind of get it, none of them are good. I told the old guy a few times to remember to solve the problem of work funds as soon as possible, and then I planned to go back to my room to sleep.

As soon as I was in bed, my dad called me. My dad belongs to a person who is chattering with gods, it's not that what's wrong with him, it's just this life, he believes in some fortune charms, what house charms and the like, he didn't graduate from the fourth grade of primary school, so he ran out to pull cow dung for people to earn rations, in that era, in fact, there was nothing. Later, because he believed in these things, he bought a lot of books to read by himself, and look, I don't know much about the others, but I know a little bit, he knows a lot more words than I knew when I was in the fourth grade.

"Oh, Dad. Why are you still calling so late? I hurriedly answered the phone and asked.

"Hmph. I don't call your stinky boy, do you remember your dad, remember your mom?" The old man was clearly in a bad mood.

"Where can it? Isn't this a little busy at work, so I didn't bother to call your second elder. I hurriedly made excuses.

Actually, it's not that I don't want to call my parents, I really have to say at the end of last year, seeing that I'm not young, when I called, my mother had to say that I would introduce a person, I didn't want to go, but I felt that I didn't go, my mother had to worry more about me, and then, I nodded and asked for leave to go back to my hometown and go on a blind date.

This is my aunt's introduction, a divorced girl. Alas, my aunt told my mother, don't look at people who are divorced or not, and if they don't have children, then they will break up after legal cohabitation, which is much better than those who have talked about several and divided them. My aunt had such a theory, my mother had no opinion at the time, and as for my father, uh, when I was a child, he told me his fortune and said that I was a second marriage. Naturally, they agreed, you said that I am such a heavy person, I can't still crave love. So, we also nodded and agreed. The place to meet was arranged on the street of my aunt's side, the girl looked at the real water spirit, I was very happy, I couldn't help but talk more, I exchanged with each other, I couldn't help but talk about my hobbies, and the other party asked me, what hobbies do you usually don't go to work? Then, I said that if I don't go to work, I will fight the landlord online, and there will be nothing else.

Later, the man shook his head and told my aunt that I was too fond of gambling. Naturally, my parents heard this again, and then, regardless of the three, seven, twenty, and first criticized me.

Since that time, I have been arranged by my mother and my aunt to go on the road, all the way on a blind date, all the way to rejection. However, none of the reasons for rejection said that I was fat. But as for the reason, either I don't talk much, or I talk too much. Either that, or I can't speak.

At this point, I was sick. I was scared sick by my mom and my aunt. I later said to my mother with a handful of snot and tears, if you still want your son to have such expectations for life, don't let me go on a blind date again. This time, I was relieved, but after the New Year, probably my mother was free and started again. As a last resort, I didn't dare to call home if I had nothing to do.

"Xiao Chong. Your aunt will introduce you to another object. Do you want to ......" my mom said next to the phone, but my dad also objected: "I've already counted that woman, and the eight characters don't match our son, Kefu." "My mom didn't seem to object, I guess she did.

"Dad. If you're okay, I'll hang up. Ming'er still has to go to work. I hurriedly pretended to be very sleepy and said weakly.

"Oh. That's right, Dad showed me one, and I'll tell you her buckle number. My dad said on the other end of the phone.

This is the offline event changed to first, I was really speechless, but I couldn't just say no, so I had to say: "Then you can send me the number." ”

My dad repeatedly told me to write down the number, and checked it again and again, so that I was relieved, and told me to remember to add people, and to chat with people on the Internet when I have time, and kept reminding me that if the mobile phone is slow to surf the Internet, if it doesn't work, change it, don't worry about money.

I nodded all the way, almost swaying myself, and finally flickered over. Since then, I have been leisurely for at least one week, half a month for a relatively happy week, and nearly a month for a relatively relaxed life. But I know very well that after a month, if I still can't give my parents a reliable answer, they will make up for the next one, and as for the time when the next one will appear, it may be on the spot, or it may be the next morning, and it will not be more than the next night at the latest.

I stopped thinking about the phone, lost it, and fell asleep.

The next day, I woke up a few minutes late, didn't have time to tell a group of people, dropped 200 yuan, and hurried away.

Fortunately, it was not too late to arrive at the company. I was wandering around the department on the basis that there was nothing to do, and the rest of the people were also playing their own games, and Zhang Qing's little girl was chatting with her boyfriend. I was bored, I flipped through my phone, flipped through it, and I thought of the button number that my dad told me last night, and then, I typed it, and then clicked to add it as a friend.

It wasn't long before I received a message from her who went by the online name of her. It seems to be her, I just focused on it and didn't notice it, but I rarely play these with my phone, so I'm sure it's her.

I quickly sent a message, hello.

Soon, I also received a reply, the same: Hello.

Then, I don't know what to say, I have the heart to ask the household registration book, I think it's not appropriate, let's chat, I don't know the distance of the other party, in case I say it's really hot today, people say yes, it's snowing outside, that's not appropriate. In the end, I thought about it and decided not to talk about it, anyway, I didn't plan to talk about a beautiful woman, the main thing is, I have such a dream, it has been more than 20 years, but it has never been realized.

When I was about to get off work in the afternoon, my phone rang, I thought to myself, I saw that some of them were busy, but when I saw the name of the caller, I was a little helpless, so I had to take the phone and say: Hey, Lao Chen. Why did you call again, something's wrong? ”

"Well, then you can help me go back and ask, did the above approve my application?" Lao Chen urged on the other end of the phone, and I heard him snorting while talking, and he was eating noodles with emotion.

"Oh, okay. I'll go back from work in a while and let Lao Bai urge you. If that's nothing, I'll hang up. ”

After hanging up Lao Chen's phone, I can finally get off work. hurriedly ran over to say hello to Zhang Qing, and was ready to flash.