It's easy to make hot pot by myself, but it's also difficult for me to actually operate it. It's not that I bought crabs and forgot about vinegar, wrong. I bought cabbage and forgot about bean sprouts, bought mushrooms and forgot about fungus, in short, I ran back and forth several times, and finally sat next to the induction cooker out of breath.

The others looked at me and smiled at me a little embarrassedly. Only the old hooligan still lay in front of the computer to fight the landlord, and did not sit down until the dish was already in the pot.

A few people kept cooking, and they were happy to eat vegetables. It's just that in the middle of this, I always felt that I was missing some of the meaning of secretly eating hot pot in the university dormitory, and then I patted my head to figure out what was missing. I motioned for a few people to eat slowly, and I came as soon as I went.

By the time I came up with two cases of beer, there wasn't much left on the table. Among the few people, only Marshal Tianpeng's chopsticks were still moving. I opened the beer and handed over a bottle to one person.

A bottle of beer is down, and the situation is different again. Several people kept stirring their chopsticks in the pot, but none of them had any food. I had to shake my head again and run out again.

This time, I bought a lot of ingredients, and the pot was full in no time.

I was finally able to sit down with peace of mind, and said to a few people, "Welcome brothers down." ”

"Don't say kind words to the second child. This is the first time that my old pig has eaten comfortably. ”

"That's it. The second fat must not be polite, our four brothers are also feasting today. ”

"Hmph...... "Marshal Tianpeng is obviously still not satisfied, they call me two fat.

Probably because I drank too much, the cheapness of my gossip was exposed again. I gritted my teeth and opened a bottle of beer, handed it to Marshal Tianpeng, who had already drunk it, and then sat down on the ground next to him, patted his leg, and gossiped: "Brother Bajie, you are not a pure altar messenger by the Buddha. Why did you become Marshal Tianpeng again? ”

"Hey. What is this. Brother, do you think, I, Marshal Tianpeng, am in charge of 100,000 sailors in Tianhe, and what is the messenger of the Pure Altar, just one person. Freedom is freedom, but there is no one under the hand, and the messenger can do a part-time job. My brother, the marshal, is considered a proper position. You're right? Brother Bajie said and smiled mysteriously at me.

"Hmm. Yes, it's still Brother Bajie who is smart. Reasonable. "It dawned on me.

"What are you going to do when you come down this time?"

"You ask Venus Lao'er about these things, I mainly haven't come down this time for a long time. I just want to eat and drink well. ”

"Oh, I see. Soy sauce. I smiled cheaply and showed an expression of understanding on my face, while continuing to gossip: "What has that senior brother been busy with lately, I miss him a lot." ”

"The monkey. Brother, I don't care about him. I don't know. With that, Marshal Tianpeng motioned for me to open another bottle of wine.

I handed over the wine, and then turned around and squatted beside the four heavenly kings, at this time these four people had already drunk almost, the four of them were muttering and arguing with Tai Bai Xing, when I came over, Tai Bai Xing's face was obscene, Mo Lihai looked at me with a slightly reproachful look, Mo Lishou was a look I should take him, Mo Liqing directly looked at me with contempt, only Mo Lihong looked at me with a flattering face.

I'm a little confused, I don't know what happened to these people. But when I saw the obscene expression on the old guy of Tai Bai Xing, I knew that there must be nothing good to say. I ignored their expressions and drank a bottle in one gulp at Mo Lihong.

Then, I started gossiping again: "Brother Hong, didn't you bring an umbrella this time?" ”

"Bring it, but don't cause chaos in the mortal world. If you look at my clothes, I'm not afraid of causing panic. Mo Lihong said and motioned with his eyes to me to look at his outfit, which seemed to be very handsome.

"Show me."

"You want to see it. I heard Lao Bai say that you have good things to read on your computer, and you can show it to my brother at night. Mo Lihong turned her head and whispered to me.

I gave him an understanding expression, and I replied to him silently with my mouth. Then the two of us were friendly enough to dry another bottle.

After drinking this bottle, the guy was obviously a little taller, and began to feel around in his pocket, and finally found a five-centimeter toy umbrella from his trouser pocket, and then said to me, "Brother, this is my brother's umbrella." When you need it, make it bigger. ”

I took the toy umbrella, looked at it for a long time and didn't think there was anything unusual, then gave it back to him, and then asked, "What are you four usually doing in the sky?" ”

"The four of us usually take turns guarding the Four Heavenly Gate. It's also boring when it's not on duty, and sometimes it's just fighting the landlord. ”

"Is that elixir jade dew good and how does it taste?"

"What's so good about that, just mix a honey with boiled water. If you want to drink, I'll give you a few jars tomorrow. As he spoke, he filled himself with another half bottle.

I shook my head and sighed. It's no wonder that a few bottles of beer were drunk one by one, and the living materials of the Heavenly Court are not very rich.

"Boy. Grandpa is very satisfied with your performance these days. Tell me, what are the requirements? "The old guy took the beer bottle in his arms and touched me with his arm.

"Cut." I glanced at the old guy dissatisfied, and then said, "Get a few million, and you will be able to recruit 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, and I will be able to entertain them." ”

"Money is something outside the body. Change one, change one. The old fellow replied shamelessly. Then he motioned for me to drink with him.

I took a sip of wine and said with a sad expression: "Then grandpa, you tell me from above, make me handsome and thinner." ”

"In the end, it will be filled with stinky skins, and one day it will transcend the other." The old guy shook his head and continued to say shamelessly: "Don't want this stinky skin, don't do it." ”

Alas. Actually, I shouldn't ask for anything. It's like at work, the leader praises you for your hard work, but the leader doesn't offer you a promotion or raise, but just politely asks you what you want, although it is proposed. As a result, you told the leader like two goods, asking for a promotion and a salary increase. Isn't this embarrassing to the leader, even if you agree to it now, it won't be long before you find out that it's a tragedy. The correct answer should be, this is the duty, the duty of the work. In a word, it should be.

Of course, I chose a more two-way answer, and although the result was not so tragic, it was actually the same, an empty joy.

"Old rascal, do you like Sora Aoi or Muto Ran?" I asked.

The old guy probably didn't expect me to ask this, so he was stunned for a moment, smiled lewdly, and then looked at me with disdain, and turned around directly to Marshal Tianpeng to fight for wine.

In fact, I don't usually drink alcohol, mainly because I don't have a lot of alcohol, and people who have drunk beer understand that there is a lot of urine. I went to the bathroom to soak in urine, and when I came out again, I saw Marshal Tianpeng holding a pair of chopsticks and fishing in the pot. The five guys shook their heads, and one of them carried a bottle of wine into my room.

"Brother Bajie, why don't I go and see if there are any leftovers and get you some more." I asked, a little embarrassed, because it was a shame not to feed the guests.

"No need. My rake fell into the pot, and I fished it. As he spoke, he fished out a piece of black and covered with vegetable leaves with chopsticks, pulled a paper towel and wiped it indiscriminately, then said to me that he had fallen asleep, turned around and fell on the sofa.

I'm too lazy to pack up, and I'm going to go to bed. I walked to the door of the room where a few people were staying, looked inside, and was happy again.

I saw that Mo Lihai was helping Mo Lishou pick out his ears, and Mo Liqing found a small stool to sit upright and was helping Mo Lihai cut his toenails. Tai Bai Xing and Mo Li Hong were lying in front of the computer, not knowing what they were going to do.

"If you can't sleep, come and go up to my house. I went to sleep, and I still have to go to work tomorrow. ”

When I got up in the morning, Tai Bai Xing walked in with red eyes, muttered a word to hurry up to work, and climbed into bed and fell asleep. When I left, I saw that Mo Lihong was still energetic and fighting the landlord against the computer.

I pulled out two hundred dollars and put it next to my computer, and then asked a very idiotic thing: "Will you buy something?" "Actually, I originally meant to tell him to get up and buy food outside later.

Sure enough, Mo Lihong looked at me with some disdain, as if he had seen an idiot.

I said angrily: "Wait a while and they wake up, you can order your own food." Remember to buy it and eat it at home, don't make a mess outside. ”

I feel like a kindergarten teacher, with a lot of heart. Sadly, I wasn't dealing with a bunch of three-year-olds, and in some ways they were capable of being unmatched. But I was still very verbose and said again before going out: "Don't play, remember to turn off the computer." The computer is easy to heat up after leaving it on overnight. ”

If we don't usually go out to work, we basically stay in the office on the second floor of the company's warehouse to rest. There were five of us, four men and one woman. The woman is probably a little girl who just graduated last year, named Zhang Qing, a beautiful woman with a sweet appearance and a good temper. I had some kinship with the boss, so I was arranged with us. Usually responsible for answering calls and keeping accessories, of course, by the way, look at our gang of guys. But this is a very easy-going girl, and we are more than happy to have such a leader. There were only four of us left, basically one person was responsible for the maintenance of an area, and it seemed that luck was good today, until about three o'clock in the afternoon, there was no task. I sat on the windowsill with sunlight and dozed off.

Generally, there are no accidents, according to the regulations, we can get off work after half past five. In fact, we usually run at about five o'clock. Because I was worried about the guys at home, I got up at half past four and ran to the little girl, who was probably chatting happily with her boyfriend on the computer.

The little girl nodded at me with a happy face. I basically walk to and from work in less than ten minutes. The main thing is that I really don't want to crowd the bus, and standing alone like me will take up space for two people, so I think it's better for me not to add to the bus jam.

When I got home, six people were sitting in the living room, with a national traffic map I bought in front of them, six of them pointing, and finally shaking their heads together.

When I walked in the door, they just looked at me and continued to lower their heads and discuss.