Chapter 211: Yang Fan, hand over your mobile phone contact list
The day was busy, well, Yang Fan had no idea what he was busy with...... It feels like you've gone all around. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
In the evening, Yang Fan carried a case of beer, phoenix feet, pig's trotters and other cooked food, and returned to the dormitory after thirty-six hours.
When he returned to the dormitory, Zhou Ming, Zhang Xin, and Chu Boren were sitting on Zhang Xin's bed, and Lin Bin could only move a bench to sit on the edge of the bed because he was too big. Four people are playing cards together.
The bobblehead fan hanging on the wall was buzzing, and several guys were all shirtless, with small notes on their faces floating away from time to time under the fan.
Guo Yang was playing a game with Lin Ming's notebook on the top bunk, Yang Fan glanced at it, Q Journey to the West!
"Three sharp belts and a pair of five......" Zhou Ming took out a few cards and fell on the bed, and then was alarmed by Yang Fan's movement of pushing the door, and when he looked back, he saw that it was Yang Fan, and immediately stretched out a thumb, "Yang Fan, amazing, it's been two days of military training, and I participated in the half-day military training, and I can't see your figure at night, ask your girlfriend what are you doing, and only say something, by the way, Ma Zhenhai is in trouble with you?" Yesterday, Liu Ping, the head of the grade, made a fire in the dormitory. ”
Yang Fan put the things in his hand on the table, "Oh, there has been something going on in the past two days!" As for the counselor, it's okay, I've taken a leave of absence. ”
"I'm back with something!" Looking at the cooked food and beer on the table, Lin Bin didn't care what Yang Fan said, he directly threw a handful of cards in his hand on the bed, rushed up and rummaged through the bag, and said excitedly, "Okay, Yang Fan, it's interesting enough, I know how to reward the brothers when I come back!" ”
Several other people saw that the food was still bothered to play cards, and they all gathered around. Including Guo Yang, who was playing a game, immediately buttoned the notebook. Jumped straight from the top bunk.
Seeing that they had already begun to spread out the cooked food on the table, Yang Fan hurriedly asked. "By the way, have you checked the dormitory?"
This will be the effort. Zhou Ming had already taken a chicken paw and put it in his mouth, his hand was still rummaging in the cooked food on the table, and he didn't raise his head when he heard the words, "Not yet, it's almost there!" ”
Seeing that Chu Bo had already touched the beer, Yang Fan felt and said, "Then don't you hurry up and hide the beer, beware of being confiscated!" ”
"Yes, yes. Yes, I'm drinking after the order! Lin Bin said indistinctly with a pig's trotter in his mouth, and then easily picked up the beer with one hand and stuffed it into his cabinet, and then muttered, "By the way, Yang Fan, I will inform you of one thing, yesterday our dormitory meeting unanimously decided, regardless of age." You're the boss, but you're going to have to contribute your phone contact list! ”
"Go, go, go......" Yang Fan waved his hand at Lin Bin. If you have an opinion, spit out my pig's trotters first. ”
Zhou Ming glanced at Yang Fan's swinging hand, "Aren't you swinging your pig's trotters!" ”
"That's it!" Lin Bin spat out a bone, "That's right." Yang Fan: How old are you? ”
Yang Fan said, "April 81. ”
"Holy. You're younger than me, I finally don't want to be a child. Lin Bin said in surprise. Our dormitory is the eldest Zhou Ming, Guo Yang's second, Chu Bo's third, Zhang Xin's fourth, my fifth, you are the ......"
Hearing this, Yang Fan joked, "Didn't you say that no matter how old I am, I should be the boss?" ”
Zhou Ming spread out his hand and said helplessly, "I'm ready to be the second child, but it's a pity that you don't contribute mobile phone contacts!" ”
Guo Yang, who is the second child, looked at Yang Fan with a resentful expression, "Yang Fan, you can contribute your mobile phone contacts, I was called by their second child for a day today, and the psychological pressure is so heavy!" ”
In this regard, Yang Fan could only pat him on the shoulder comfortingly and said, "It's okay, just get used to it." ”
Guo Yang glared at Yang Fan, shook his head and said, "It's really inhuman!" ”
Speaking of commotion, there was a chaotic sound in the aisle, Zhou Ming heard it and said, "Come on, be honest, the ward rounds are coming." ”
With Zhou Ming's words, I heard someone outside say that someone was coming to check the room, and then the sound of the door opening, the sound of closing the door, the sound of cleaning up things, and the sound of chickens and dogs jumping.
Zhou Ming glanced at the dormitory, and hurriedly explained, "Cooked food should be collected, and what should be poured should be poured, by the way, Zhang Xin will clean up your bed, Chu Bo, have you hidden your cigarettes?" ”
Chu Bo made an OK gesture, and Zhang Xin hurriedly rearranged the bed that he had messed up by playing cards just now.
In less than ten minutes, Liu Ping, the head of the grade, Ma Zhenhai, the counselor, and several counselors from other classes, and several military training instructors came to check the housekeeping. As soon as he entered 409, Liu Ping smelled a smell of cooked food, and couldn't help frowning, then looked at Yang Fan standing next to him, frowned again, paused, but didn't say anything.
The instructor looked around the dormitory, said a few bad things, and finally pointed to Yang Fan's quilt, "You are not qualified!" ”
"Ah......" Yang Fan scratched his head, saw Ma Zhenhai's eyes, and hurriedly said, "I'll clean it up immediately!" ”
"Hurry up and clean up!" Hearing this, Ma Zhenhai rushed to the front and said seriously, and then said to the instructor, "Instructor Wang, why don't you let him clean up first, let's go check the other dormitories first, and then we will check his housekeeping later." ”
When the group of people who checked the housekeeping left, several people immediately turned to Yang Fan in surprise.
Especially Guo Yang, he said with a surprised face, "What's the matter, how did you send Ma Zhenhai away?" Yesterday I folded the quilt better than you, and when I was singled out, he didn't talk so well, and he gave me a good lecture. ”
Yang Fan spread his hands and looked helpless, saying that he didn't understand, and after thinking about it, he analyzed, "It may be that you are ugly!" ”
"Get out!" Guo Yang scolded with a smile.
In the midst of laughter, Yang Fan casually pinched the quilt twice, and then called Zhuocheng's parents.
Zhang Yun answered the phone, holding the phone and mouthing her husband like a son, and then pressed the speakerphone when she saw her husband coming over, and then asked, "How is it, how are you doing in Ningcheng these two days?" ”
Hearing his mother's concerned voice, Yang Fan said with a smile, "Well, don't worry, it's not like no one takes care of you here." ”
Zhang Yun nodded, "Yes, Lin Yao's girl is here, I don't worry!" ”
"......," Yang Fan said after being speechless, "Mom, I don't want a little girl to take care of me." ”
"Not really?" Hearing this, Zhang Yun raised her voice, "What do you say you can think of yourself?" Do you know how to take an umbrella when it's raining, or know how to add clothes when it's cold! ”
Hearing that his mother began to nag, Yang Fan quickly changed the topic, "By the way, my dad hasn't resigned yet!" ”
"I'm going to ...... tomorrow" This time it was replaced by Yang Yuanzhi's voice, and then explained, "You behave well in school, don't just think about being naughty." ”
“……”
Yang Fan, who was holding his mobile phone, suddenly realized that unlike usually, he always made others speechless, and his parents could always easily make themselves speechless. (To be continued.) )