What lines do you use to outwit Tiger Mountain? Now this section is taboo! Liu hurriedly glanced at the bald dragon, "Hasn't the school already made a decision?" The white list has been posted, so you can't slap yourself! For the sake of the credibility of the school, I have to go! ”

"Ninth Master!" The bald dragon grabbed Liu Xian with a flattering expression, "The school's decision can be revoked, and the white list can also be changed, didn't it change last time?" You know! ”

When you pay the insurance, you say sixty, and when you get the insurance, you tell you sixty-five, don't you think it's a bit shameless to change the day?

"That's called keeping up with the times!" The bald dragon didn't give an inch, and resolutely made a decision, this body is upright.

The magic weapon that can make the bald dragon bow before and after is in that envelope, which is an invitation letter from Harvard, the fruit of Liu Liu's busy noon labor. If it weren't for the difficulty of wording and printing, this level of PS, Liu would be able to get sixty in an hour.

In 97 years, Sensei said that Hushi Town, even the entire Shengyang City, even Liaodong Province, the whole country did not have a person who could go to Harvard, in 99 there was a "Harvard girl Liu Yiting", the media overwhelmingly reported, and it was a book and a lecture, and many schools actually started the activity of "learning from Liu Yiting's sister", which shows the great impact. Bald Dragon is engaged in education, so he naturally knows what this invitation letter from Harvard means, and it is very likely that as soon as this news is announced, the mine will be directly promoted to the provincial focus, and he, the principal, will also rise to the top, and even become an educator! Obviously, Liu Busy, who is holding the Harvard notice, is undoubtedly a cash cow and a ladder in his eyes, how can he easily let go of such an opportunity?

"Peking University is ranked 46th in the world, Harvard University is ranked first in the world, you said, I took the college entrance examination in China, and I won the top prize is nothing more than a 46th, and I am not stupid, why don't I go to the first place, I want to go to the 46th? Now you know why I dare not attend the class, why I don't take a single political class, not to mention that you also know that this set of things that are instilled in us now is useless after going abroad, it is simply worthless! Why should I waste time on this? I originally wanted to graduate from this school, and then study abroad, but my family considered that I was still young now, and I was not at ease when I was abroad, so I wanted to go out after I got my graduation certificate, Principal Long, you don't have to persuade me, to put it mildly, the ninth master of this school is not happy to read! You don't have to worry, your expulsion will not have any negative impact on my going to Harvard, and foreign education will not deprive you of your right to education because you have done something wrong for a while! Liu hurriedly said and took back the envelope, although this kind of high-grade bald dragon will not be able to see through it, but it is better to put it in his own hands to be safe.

"Hidden in the depths! It's hidden! Alas, I think I've been engaged in education all my life, but I still looked away, I said, your admission grades are not bad, how can you be like a different person when you get to high school, indeed, you don't need to study politics to go to college abroad, it makes sense that you don't take politics classes, and you can be admitted to Harvard University in advance, compared to what is taught in the classroom now, you already know, naturally disdain, and it is understandable. Why didn't you tell me earlier, the school is also good for special care, just now I was confused for a while, our school will definitely not let a good seedling like you go......"

"Principal Long, you just reminded me that being expelled is actually a good thing for me, right?" Liu hurriedly leaned back, put his hands behind his head, and almost lay on the sofa, "I worked hard to be admitted to Harvard after I was expelled, or Harvard was expelled from a domestic middle school, no matter what the situation, it will be very selling in the future, publishing books, touring lectures or something, there are also gimmicks, anyway, I am also messing around in school, this idea is very creative!" Fire me! Please! ”

"Who dares to fire you, I and who is in a hurry!" The bald dragon was righteous and awe-inspiring, and once again shot the case.

Come on, three beats is enough, you've added enough to your snake! Don't just talk about it, who would dare to fire me? Next door, Principal Hu! Oh, it's Vice Principal Hu, alas? Is it secondary or positive? Which of you is right?

"That...... Vice President Hu, I will definitely criticize him seriously! ”

"Alas, in fact, I don't blame Vice Principal Hu, after all, I do have a problem with people."

"You are leading the students in the mine to fight against the bad elements in society, and you should be rewarded!"

This old thing is getting too fast, I can ask, Principal Dragon, which dragon is your last name? Chameleon?

"Wow! Can you still be rewarded for fighting? Let me know how the school is going to reward me? Liu is busy, watching the villain slap himself is also a great joy in life.

"Well, from now on, all your tuition and miscellaneous fees at school will be free! The school approves a scholarship of 10,000 yuan per semester! What do you think? "Bald dragon, oh no, chameleon looks flattering.

This old thing is really down, where is this teacher educating students? It was like bribing the leader, Liu Xian sneered in his heart, looked up at the chameleon, and said: "Principal Long, to be honest, what you said just now has hurt my heart, not because of myself, but because of your attitude towards students, the same thing, if it happens to an ordinary student, it is expulsion, and what happened to me, not only is the past not to blame, but also free of tuition, 20,000 yuan scholarship per semester!" Here, students may be able to learn knowledge, but they will never learn to be respectful, and learning will not be fair! Liu Busy deliberately changed 10,000 yuan to 20,000 yuan, and the number part was an understatement, but he had to give it when the time came!

A few words suddenly made the chameleon dumbfounded, and his mouth opened wide, not knowing what to say. I don't know if it's because 10,000 has changed to 20,000, or because Liu is busy.

"Teacher, preaching, teaching, and solving doubts, are you passing on to me a privilege? Is it an inducement to me? I have a puzzle in my heart, why can our Chinese education win many awards in the World Mathematics Olympiad, but it cannot produce Harvard students and Nobel Prize winners? Can't train a master for decades? I wonder if Principal Long can solve this puzzle? Liu hurriedly said in a deep voice, a few words loud.

The chameleon was already in a cold sweat at this time, and Liu Xian continued: "When you see a good student, you will take care of it in every possible way, and the so-called bad student will be disdainful, I want to know, what is the difference between this and those snobs who are humble when they see the powerful and arrogant when they see the grass?" Do you think that someone who is admitted to the National People's Congress and Fudan is to show his face, but I think it is a shame to let students who are not good at studying go freely, do you have to tear off the skin of one side and paste it on the other side to serve as a façade? One side has no face, and the other side has a two-skin face? ”

It's not that Liu is busy and forgetful, seeing this kind of face, you can't help but want to smoke him. It's a bit too much, but the chameleon is an old party member who has long been tempered, and he can bend and stretch, not only was he not annoyed when he heard Liu Busy scolding, but he looked heartbroken, and when Liu Busy finished speaking, he stood up solemnly and gave Liu Busy a deep salute.

"Threesome, there must be my teacher! I, Long, have been taught today! No wonder Lu Lao said that you are a once-in-a-century genius, and when you see it today, it is really true! ”

Water thieves cross the river, don't make dogs plan, they are all old rivers and lakes, and I will come to this set? Liu Xian didn't stand up, so he sat on the sofa and received a chameleon salute.

The old dragon blamed himself, wiped the beads of sweat on his head, sighed, and said "heartbrokenly": "The flowers are becoming more and more charming! I have been engaged in education for so many years, and I have never been willing to live in the future, when I took over the mine, this was still a nameless children's middle school, and in just five years, I made it a key point in the city! Compared with grades, compared with the promotion rate, in all kinds of comparisons, I actually forgot the original intention of education, today or you woke me up with a word! Shame, shame! ”

"Liu Xian, think about Teacher Lu who is running up and down for you, as well as Mavericks and Ponies! Think about those classmates who stand with you, even at the expense of being criticized by the school, are you willing to leave the mine? "The old guy is really not simple, and at this time he played the emotional card.

"Well......" Liu was busy looking at the heat, don't bare your mouth, turn around and play again, "It's not impossible for me to stay, but you have to promise me a few conditions!" ”

"As long as you stay! I will agree to any conditions! Don't do your homework? I'll say hello to the teacher, no one is allowed to criticize you, sleep in class, you can sleep in the dormitory, no, I'll change you to a single bedroom, with a bathroom, even if you want to live in the women's dormitory! If you have to sleep in class, don't you already have a bed? The school provides you with a futon! You can sleep naked if you want! It's not a matter of fighting or anything, in fact, you don't have to fight, I'll fire him directly if anyone doesn't like him! When it comes to falling in love, as long as you don't give birth to a child, the school will never interfere! You can be at the same table! ”

Who is the shame of the mine?

This old thing is too slippery, Liu Xian ignored him, and said his conditions, "First, I just want to enjoy my student career now, and I don't want to be the focus, so before graduation, the fact that I was admitted to Harvard should be kept strictly confidential, only if you know it, if it leaks out, no, as long as there is a second person who knows, I don't need you to expel me, I will take the initiative to drop out, and I will not regard this as my alma mater, and I will emphasize this point when facing the media." ”

"Well, this is no problem, you don't want to make a show, I can understand it." The chameleon hesitated slightly, then nodded in agreement.

"Second, the tuition you said is all free, I don't need it, give this place to a girl in the second year of junior high school, I don't know what her name is, her face is full of acne, and she eats leftovers in the cafeteria at noon, it should be easy to find - let poor students pick up other people's leftovers in the school to eat, don't you feel ashamed to be the principal?"

"This is not a condition at all, there are extremely poor students our school should provide help, this is our school negligence, for this poor student, the school not only exempts all fees, but also to provide her with basic living expenses, the school takes out 100 yuan per month to fund her!"

"300 yuan per month, that's it!"

"I'm talking about a hundred dollars......," the old dragon muttered quietly.

"I'm talking about 300 yuan!" Liu Xian's eyes widened.

"Three hundred!" Discoloration!

"Speaking of the cafeteria, I remember, is our student cafeteria the food that people eat? Have you ever eaten the buns that are stuck in millet? Stir-fried mooncakes with green peppers, do you want to try them? Fungus pumpkin porridge, can you not spit out I admire you! Why do you have vegetables and meat in your teachers' cafeteria? We're like on our students' side? ”

"I'll get you a teacher's meal card when I go back, you can eat directly at the teacher's window, what do you think?"

"Whew!" Liu hurriedly spat on the chameleon's face, Lao Tzu is not used to privileges, not that he wants to be privileged! "Students and teachers are treated equally! I heard that the canteen was contracted by President Hu's brother-in-law, so I quickly asked him to get out, open bidding, and formulate a standard buffet nutritious meal, with unlimited meals, and the students voted to decide which one to settle in after tasting it, don't I have a scholarship of 30,000 yuan per semester? I don't want it, as a breakfast subsidy, I'm so open as a student, does the school have to express it? For a five-dollar package, why does the school have to subsidize it, right? ”

Lao Long swallowed and foamed, and said: "The school should subsidize some money and let the students eat better, but the contract with the canteen has not expired, and our school can't be untrustworthy!" ”

Oops, I'll go! Do you still want to nod face? "You can't be untrustworthy, can you? The school is going to expel me, I'm leaving, I'm leaving! Liu was about to go out as he spoke, but the chameleon quickly stuck out his tongue and pulled it back.

"Don't go, there is something to discuss, in fact, half a semester has passed, our contract is signed for one year, and there is still half a year, I will definitely not renew the contract next year, is it okay?"

Liu hurriedly rolled his eyes, it is not wrong to say that there is a spirit of contract, but the food in the canteen has to endure for more than half a year, and this is really unbearable, "Let this be put in advance, I will definitely give you enough reasons to let him get out!" Let's move on to the fourth question. ”

The old dragon carefully accompanied the smiling face, playing a drum in his heart, the first two were easy to do, and the third made him break out in a cold sweat, the school's interest pattern has long been decided, the canteen is Lao Hu's, the school uniform is his own, rashly move the cake in other people's mouths, it is strange not to be eaten back, and I don't know what moth this kid is going to do next.

"Fourth, the school library has been built a long time ago, and most of it is still empty, just to build a multimedia classroom, purchase hundreds of computers, connect to the Internet, and open it to students free of charge in spare time, is there a problem?"

An electric classroom with hundreds of computers? How much does that cost? The old dragon looked embarrassed and said, "This idea is good, but the school is short of funds!" ”

"Whew!" Liu Busy took another sip, "I'll squirt you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!" You just came back from an expedition abroad, right? You the person in charge of a college entrance examination cram school went abroad to investigate a fart, is there a college entrance examination abroad? You show me the ticket for reimbursement when you come back from abroad! No money? Three public consumption of 900 billion a year, one says that you have no money for education, and you have no money for free medical care, do you still have a face? There's no money, right, I remember that the school gave you a trolley, Hongqi, you don't have money to sell the car, the principal sells the car to the Jiandian classroom, which is also quite a selling point. ”

The old dragon head cried with a sad face, this kid was too ruthless, saying that he couldn't fool him if he didn't have money, and he wanted to check the accounts and force himself to sell the car, in fact, the funds were not nothing, Lu Yan's father just donated one million to the school, and the money was not put into the public account, one is to spend it more conveniently, and the other is also afraid that the balance in the account will be too large, which will affect the financial allocation for the next year, which is also the unanimous decision of the team, but to use this money, it really hurts!

"Reluctantly? In fact, I can't afford to pay for hundreds of thousands, if you don't come out, I can't do it, as long as the library is named after me, I am willing to spend money on education! ”

Named after you? Rogue House?

"No, the school has money!" The old dragon cut the railway.

Liu Busy Diary:

1. Expulsion seems to be a good method, with this method, we have not let a party member be judged by the law.

2. If students can't eat and education has no money, such people should have been fired a long time ago!

3, in fact, Lao Long is also quite wronged, there are a lot of slaps, he is for others.

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