What does this girl want to do, she actually made such a harassing phone call to me at night in the thirtieth day, isn't this looking for abuse? What now, I didn't know he was teasing me, and I took it seriously, I was fucking stupid.

Lin Mengyu's eyes were full of murderous aura, and his fists were clenched tightly.

Time paused for a minute, and suddenly, Lin Mengyu was stunned.

There was a familiar rhythm on the phone, wasn't that Conan's theme song?

"Haha, that's right, I'm the legendary detective who will never grow up, solving countless cases is just a small trick, and being able to appear where the case happens anytime and anywhere is my forte." Ren Tianxiang's voice also changed, and the corners of his eyes showed a keen afterglow, really like Conan.

Fortunately, I have watched several episodes of Conan recently, Ren Tianxiang opened Conan with the remote control in one hand, and answered the phone with the other.

"Uh" Lin Mengyu petrified and fell into speechlessness, I'm not that stupid, okay?

"It's like, there's only one." Although it was a phone call, Ren Tianxiang's movements were still in place, throwing off the remote control and learning Conan's movements.

"Speak human words." Lin Mengyu said helplessly, completely breaking the atmosphere created.

Stinky girl, it's really not interesting.

Turning off the TV casually, Ren Tianxiang returned to reality and said arrogantly: "Do you think I didn't find out that it was you?" ”

Please, big brother, where did you get the courage to do something wrong, it seems like I did something wrong.

"Oh?" Lin Mengyu is obviously not so popular, but he wants to see how Ren Tianxiang will make it up.

"Master has long known that you are my rival in love, do you think I will really believe that my girlfriend will be a little sister? I deliberately tricked you, don't worry, our relationship is very good, I love her very much. ”

What are you talking about? Lin Mengyu didn't understand at all and was stunned.

Ren Tianxiang continued: "Very good, you have been shocked by my wit. ”

I just didn't understand what was being said, it didn't feel like a rhythm.

"My girlfriend is Lin Mengyu, and you are the one who has always had a crush on my girlfriend, do you think it will be useful for you to follow us all day long? You see, we're very affectionate, and it's okay for me to tease her on the road. ”

Although I didn't understand it yet, Lin Mengyu scolded in his heart, teasing me is obviously you yourself looking for fun, I didn't agree at all.

Lin Mengyu deliberately raised his voice, so as not to let Ren Tianxiang turn his ears and not know that he was a woman: "Bastard, I am a woman." ”

"Very good, it seems that I am not wrong, you are just a Lala." Ren Tianxiang dismantled Lin Mengyu with great confidence, and Lin Mengyu doubted whether he was the one who really had a crush on him.

Now is the time to give the final blow, take the death, little dream.

Ren Tianxiang showed eight snow-bright white teeth, and said with a cheap smile: "I deliberately tricked your words, you must be trying to trick me out, and then find countless old women to kill me, and after I lose my innocence, you can go to Mengmeng to complain, right?" ”

Ren Tianxiang snorted coldly twice and continued: "Hehe, it's useless, I just want to see how capable you are, but it turns out that you didn't trick me to your house, yes, I just want to go to your house and see what kind of ghost you are, dare to like me Ren Tianxiang's woman, I must strip you naked and parade you through the streets." ”

So vicious? Lin Mengyu felt that Ren Tianxiang was going to tease that Lala, and he didn't know who that Lala was.

"Enough, don't talk nonsense, I'm not Lala, I'm Lin Mengyu." Lin Mengyu clearly realized that this was all made up by Ren Tianxiang.

"Enough? Do you think that's enough? Lin Mengyu? Do you think you can compare with my dream of being as beautiful as a flower, like a flower like jade, and like a jade and winning snow? Ren Tianxiang continued to ask questions, and pursued after the victory, but he was actually unstoppable.

Lin Mengyu suspected that he was dreaming, and what this bastard was saying was all blinded to me.

Listening to the sound on the phone, Ren Tianxiang changed his tone, not so sharply critical, but old, and said lovingly: "Girl, I can understand you, Mengmeng is a beautiful girl, gentle and considerate, understanding, and gentle, a good boy who is rare for a thousand years, but you have to know that you are impossible." ”

Why is it so sad, if Lin Mengyu is really that Lala, she will definitely cry, is it really impossible to combine with the same sex?

This high hat was too high, Lin Mengyu's face was slightly blushing, and he didn't refute him.

"That's it, if you still love my dreams, I'll play fair with you, goodbye."

Toot toot toot

There was a busy sound in Lin Mengyu's ears, I really don't know if I was dreaming, who is Lala? Who is called Lala?

Lin Mengyu was blinded by the question, and hung up the phone for a long time.

Ren Tianxiang on the other side was panting in fright, fortunately, the master was witty, otherwise he would have planted it today, and he would definitely not have let it go next time. Swinged.

It seems that he is genuinely repentant.

Ren Tianxiang put down the phone, touched the chair and sat down, and sighed lightly: "Next time, we must investigate whether it is an affair talking nonsense." ”

After a while, Ren Tianxiang's mobile phone rang again, and he saw that the caller ID was a dream.

That breath just now hasn't eased up, so soon, you have to ask the teacher for sin?

Ren Tianxiang shouted tears from the corners of his eyes, sobbed twice, and was like an old widow without a little man.

pressed the answer button, and before Lin Mengyu could speak, Ren Tianxiang cried: "Do you know about Woo Woo Woo Mengmeng?" Just now a lara called me and tried to trick me out and find an old woman to me. ”

Speaking of this, Ren Tianxiang felt even more aggrieved, and suddenly cried for his father and mother.

Lin Mengyu thought that Ren Tianxiang was playing randomly at first, and wanted to get through the trick, but now listening to this voice, he has to make people feel compassion.

Lin Mengyu didn't blame, but asked gently, "Tianxiang, what's wrong?" Which Lala, what does she want to do? ”

Being loved by Lin Mengyu so much, Ren Tianxiang was even more presumptuous, crying in a sassy voice, and sobbed: "It's just that she likes you, and she wants to abolish me when she knows that I am your boyfriend, so that I can't plant monkeys in your belly." ”

"you." Lin Mengyu seemed to have forgotten what had just happened, leaving only love and shyness.

"She's Lala, Mengmeng, don't you leave me, okay?"

Ren Tianxiang is not so strong, once he accepts a person, he will not completely rely on that person.

Although this is to hide his nonsense, this sentence is true, and with a pitiful tone, it is even more pitiful.

Soft-heartedness, a woman's greatest weakness.

Lin Mengyu didn't care about what happened just now, no matter whether what Ren Tianxiang said was true or not, anyway, this sentence shouted Lin Mengyu's heart.

The woman's love overflowed, and she didn't care about anything.

At this time, Lin Mengyu only didn't want Ren Tianxiang to think wildly, and comforted him in a soft voice: "Okay, good girl, I won't leave." ”

The goddess's 360-degree love and warmth shined on Ren Tianxiang, and he suddenly felt that the world was full of warmth.

Ren Tianxiang stopped crying, and muttered while blowing his nose: "Mengmeng, I want to have a monkey with you." ”

It's just out of the tiger's mouth, and it's not serious again.

Lin Mengyu really didn't have anything to say about having such a boyfriend, but he just eased up from the nightmare, and he couldn't bear to hit him, so he followed him and said: "Okay, give birth to a monkey, give birth to a monkey, okay." ”

Ren Tianxiang can't wait to lie next to Lin Mengyu now, so that he can give birth to a monkey.

Lin Mengyu comforted Ren Tianxiang for a while, Ren Tianxiang took the opportunity to kick his nose in the face, and ate a lot of tofu in language, and he was a monkey and a kiss, and he had a lot of fun.

Lin Mengyu's grandmother came over and called her to eat, but Ren Tianxiang refused to let her go, and she refused to stop after a while.

At the end, Lin Mengyu was still thinking about who Lala was, and asked after taking the wrong medicine: "Tianxiang"

"Huh?"

"Who's Lara?"

gush

Ren Tianxiang almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, and let Lin Mengyu go to eat with a few perfunctory words.

There are always so many challenges in life, but fortunately, I have already seen through them all.

Ren Tianxiang drank beer, and his face was suddenly reflected by the red and blue light outside the window.

In the sound of firecrackers, the spring breeze sends warmth into Tusu. It turned out that people set off fireworks and firecrackers, which was really beautiful.

Ren Tianxiang slowly stood up and walked to the window, his face was no longer the smile he had when he watched the Spring Festival Gala, and he was replaced with a grim and emaciated jade face.