"Didn't you take me something good?"

Qin Yifeng interrupted Chainai's memories. And Guess Nai just took out all the money in his body at this time and put it next to the old man.

"Yes, eat good food!" Guess Nai replied, walked to a pile of paper in the middle of the alley, flipped through it, and soon, the paper skin was revealed, and there was actually a chicken coop inside, and there was a chicken in the chicken coop!

"You wouldn't want to eat here, would you?"

Qin Yifeng took a look at it, a little puzzled in his heart, and finally came to a conclusion, first-class killers are all weirdos, except for me, of course.

"Hmm!" Chai Nai nodded, "I remember that the best food I have ever eaten is not our famous dish in Laos, but a dish of your Huaxia!" ”

Guess Nai called the chicken coop, caught Na Nan out of the cage, cut his neck and let the blood go, put it in a bowl, and took a sip, "Do you want a little?" Take a sip of chicken blood to keep warm! ”

"No need!" Although Qin Yifeng was bold, he was not very interested in this kind of thing of drinking blood.

"Alright then!" Guess Nai is very well prepared, after the paper is opened, there are not only chicken coops and chickens, but also hot water kettles and basins, and now Guess Nai is plucking chicken feathers, "I remember when I was flowing, one day I was dying of hunger, and suddenly a man from your Huaxia appeared, saw me, and then made me a rich chicken!" ”

Guess Nai reminisced, his lips were also light, but the so-called rich chicken made Qin Yifeng's whole body shock, as if he had often eaten it before.

"At that time, I heard the name of this dish, and I thought that I would become rich, in fact, I have some savings now, but later, I learned that in fact, this dish has another name, called beggar chicken!" Guess Nai laughed self-deprecatingly, and Qin Yifeng was also thoughtful.

Soon, Guess Nai finished plucking the chicken feathers, and cleaned the internal organs of the chicken, I don't know when he started to prepare, the materials are actually very complete, I saw him take out the sauce from a cloth bag, and a handful of glutinous rice, peanuts, and crushed mushrooms......

After washing the packet of miscellaneous materials, he sealed the belly of the chicken with a needle, wrapped the chicken in a piece of tin foil, and picked up the mud on the ground without caring for the stolen goods.

Soon the whole chicken was wrapped in tin foil, and the foil was wrapped in mud, and when he had done all this, he made a fire on the brick stove that had been built in the morning, with paper sheets, old newspapers, and dry branches, and threw the chicken into the fire to roast it.

"Maybe an hour isn't enough!" After Guess Nai finished this, he suddenly said, "Can you give me half an hour more?" ”

"Okay, cheap for you!" Qin Yifeng smiled, he was very interested in this strange person.

"That's great!" After about half an hour, Chai Nai extinguished the fire and pulled out the mud without caring about the heat.

"Is it okay?" Qin Yifeng had eaten a lot of this dish before, but he hadn't seen how it was made.

"That's it!" Guess Nai cracked the mud with one palm, then turned the mud open with his hand, and then turned over the tin foil, and immediately, a rich chicken fragrance came out, and the chicken fragrance had the fragrance of mushrooms.

The fragrance reached Qin Yifeng's nose, and he only felt that the fragrance was very familiar, "It seems that there is no wine!" ”

"Don't worry, why don't you prepare wine if I can invite you here?" Guess Nai dismantled the brick stove, dug up in the ground, and actually asked him to dig out two bottles of wine. "This is a burning knife, it's already heated!"

"You're quite well prepared, but you don't seem to have any dishes and chopsticks!" Qin Yifeng said with a smile.

"Chopsticks?" Guess with a little idiot looking at Qin Yifeng, "You don't need to eat this dish without dishes and chopsticks, as you say, you can use to pull out a chicken leg and eat it, eating very heroically."

Seeing this, Qin Yifeng didn't say much, and then ate it, feeling that the taste was so similar to what he had eaten before, and he felt a little touched for a while.

"By the way, we're going to beat you to death in a minute, let's have a drink now, I won't keep my hands later!" Guess Nai said.

"I'm afraid you'll beg for mercy then, but I won't let you go!" Qin Yifeng said with a smile.

The two bottles of burning knives touched in the air, and then everyone took a sip, Qin Yifeng drank it in one gulp, and exclaimed, "Good wine!" ”

"Of course, this is a burning knife at 72 degrees!" Guess Nai seemed to be very happy that Qin Yifeng liked this wine, and actually played with it, "Ancient liquor is generally not distilled and purified many times, and the degree is low, and later there is distilled liquor, because the degree is high, the entrance stimulation is obvious, so it is called burning knives!" ”

"It's so boring to say this, is there a joke?" Qin Yifeng didn't want to listen to these academic theories, and felt very dull.

"Jokes?" Guess Nai thought for a while, and suddenly said, "I have one, and I also heard it back in your Huaxia, do you want to listen to it?" ”

"Let's talk about it!" Qin Yifeng said.

"Once upon a time, there was a rich woman who invited three bodyguards to let them guard the treasury, silver treasury and grain depot for themselves, and let them choose by themselves, the No. 1 bodyguard said that I kept the gold, the rich woman agreed, the No. 2 bodyguard said that I guarded the grain, and the rich woman also agreed, but the No. 3 bodyguard thought for a while, and suddenly his face changed greatly, and he shouted, I won't do it!"

"Huh?" Qin Yifeng couldn't react for a while, but suddenly laughed again, "I said, your guy's jokes are really good!" When he spoke, he patted Chainai's back, and the two seemed to be very old friends.

Students, do you know where the joke is? Shameless apples are not going to tell you to drop!

"Thanks, you can have one too!" Guess Nai's face twitched, "Also, don't shoot Lao Tzu anymore, it hurts to shoot Lao Tzu!" ”

"What are you afraid of, will a big man slap you twice will still hurt you?" Qin Yifeng said disdainfully, "Okay, tell a joke!" ”

"The two masters and apprentices are the same, they are both scoundrels!"

Guess Nai muttered, and suddenly, a little sadness appeared in the killer's eyes, but this sadness was fleeting and was not noticed by Qin Yifeng.

"Let me tell you an old joke, once upon a time, a priest pointed to his bird and said to the nun, 'I have a key on me, and I will use it to open the door to heaven in you,' but at that moment an old nun suddenly broke in and yelled at the priest: Liar! You said yesterday that it was God's trumpet and let me blow it for half an hour! ”

"Haha......" Guess Nai is a Laotian after all, so this is the first time he has heard an old joke that Chinese people have heard, and he can't help laughing, "Why are you so nasty, just say these pornographic jokes!" ”

"Phew! Where can you go well? Qin Yifeng retorted, "What are you guarding gold and food, and finally make a hand yin, are you embarrassed?" ”

"Huh!" Guess Nai's face turned red, and after the red, he said with a very thick face: "What's the problem, yellow jokes are also very temperamental!" ”

"Seriously agree!" Qin Yifeng said and raised the wine in his hand.

"Long live understanding!" Guess Nai also caught up with Qin Yifeng's wine, and the two took another sip.

In the end, the two kept laughing at one of you and one of me, not only laughing so much that the two "hooked up" together, but also looked like a pair of old friends for many years, and woke up the old man in the depths of the alley.

The old man looked at the two of them, and suddenly felt that both of them seemed to be in danger, but why was the danger? He couldn't speak.