Chapter 4 put my cousin's pigeons

Time, but also a few days ago.

"Ding Dang, you haven't found a girlfriend yet, have you?" As soon as Ding Dang got home, his lovely mother, who had a wide cross-section, spoke.

Ding Dang's mother, Shen Ling, is a middle-aged woman with a bloated body, and she is also a well-known mouthy woman in this area of the happy community.

Shen Ling has no job and is a typical housewife. However, every once in a while, she also helped match some single men and women on blind dates, and if she succeeded, she could charge a lot of referral fees, and she could be regarded as a semi-professional matchmaker.

It's a pity that his son Ding Dang doesn't like blind dates. Ding Dang said: Blind date, that's only for people who don't have the ability to go, your son is so handsome, are you afraid that you don't have a girlfriend?

However, Ding Dang has recently lost his job and works as an otaku at home all day, or goes outside to fool around. This made the mother Shen Ling a little more worried about her son's future.

"Not yet." Ding Dang said.

"Son, do you remember that cousin in Jiangbei City? It's that Aunt Xue. ”

"Aunt Xue? Oh, remember, didn't I go to their house with my mother when I was a kid and stayed there for two days? "Ding Dang's memory is not bad.

"Son, sit down, Mom has something to tell you." Shen Ling asked his son to sit on the sofa close to him.

On the other side, Ding Dang's father, Ding Dazhong, was reading the newspaper.

Ding Dazhong is also retired, he is 60 years old this year, but his son is only 24 years old, he belongs to the kind of old father who has children relatively late.

"That's right. Aunt Xue's daughter is your Qingqing cousin, do you still have an impression of her? Mom said.

"Yes, it's that fat Qingqing cousin, right?" Ding Dang picked up the TV remote control and just watched TV.

Mom snatched the remote control, "I'll tell you seriously, what TV are you watching?" ”

Dad was startled by Mom's voice and raised his head, but quickly buried his head and continued to read the newspaper.

In this house, my mother's voice is very loud, and when she speaks, everyone must be quiet.

"What's wrong? What's wrong with that cousin? Ding Dang simply leaned his head on the sofa and closed his eyes.

"Of course it's up to you. This time, I told your Aunt Xue that I was going to arrange a blind date for you and your Qingqing cousin. ”

"What?" Ding Dang's eyes widened and froze.

Ding Dazhong, the father over there, also raised his head and looked at the mother and son secretly through his reading glasses.

"You don't understand? Your Qingqing cousin has now gone to work in Jiangnan City, she is a teaching assistant at Jiangnan University, and she is doing a very good job. It's a pity that she is a 27-year-old girl who hasn't found a boyfriend yet. Your Aunt Xue is in a hurry to death. "She called and asked me to find a match for her daughter here. I thought about it, and I thought of you, so I recommended you to be her future son-in-law??????"

"Wow, Mom, don't take you like this, do you? She's three years older than your son, are you trying to make me have a sister-brother relationship? Ding Dang was so surprised that he couldn't keep his mouth shut.

"What's wrong with sibling love? Cousin Xue doesn't care. She said, our two families are relatives, and it is better to be close to each other. Everyone agreed, what objections do you have? ”

"Mom, close relatives can't get married, do you understand the law?" Ding Dang was in a hurry.

"I have inquired with the lawyer, you and your cousin Qingqing are not close relatives within three generations, and it is not illegal to get married." Unexpectedly, my mother had already consulted a lawyer.

"That's not going to work either." Ding Dang shook his head like a rattle, "I don't like blind dates, Mom, didn't I tell you?" ”

"If you don't like blind dates, you have to give me blind dates. Besides, I just asked Qingqing to come to our house as a guest, and I wasn't the kind of blind date that was serious. She's your cousin, what's the matter, can't she come over? The domineering mother said.

"What? Mom, are you going to let her come to our house? ”

"Yes, I have invited your cousin to come over tomorrow night and have dinner with our family, and by the way, you can meet too." Mom said, "You two haven't seen each other for more than ten years, haven't you?" ”

"No, no, I don't want to see her." As soon as he thought of that fat girl, Ding Dang shook his head.

"It's not up to you!" The old mother said, "The conditions of Qingqing are so good, you can find her, it's just a high climb." This opportunity, but I won it for you, and you will see it if you don't see it! ”

Ding Dang knew that he couldn't convince his stubborn mother to change his mind, so he had to find another way.

"Otherwise, Mom, don't call her to our house." Ding Dang came up with a good idea, "Wouldn't it be nice if you give me her phone number, and I'll call her directly and ask her to meet in some park or café outside?" ”

"Well, that'll do too." Mom nodded, "If Qingqing comes to our house and sees that our house is so small, maybe she won't want you?" Well, I'll give you her cell phone number. Remember, you must make this call, and you must ask her out to meet tomorrow night! Ten million, ten million! ”

They are a family of three living in such a two-bedroom house. Such a house is much worse than Aunt Xue's self-built five- or six-story house in the suburbs of Jiangbei.

"Don't worry, Mom." Ding Dang smiled slyly.

Ding Dang must not have made this call, and the next night, he simply released the young cousin.

When the mother found out about this, she scolded her son.

She had to say a good word to Cousin Xue on the phone, and in the end, the matter was over.

However, today Ding Dang actually met his distant cousin on the street. The most terrible thing is that Qingqing is no longer the fat girl in the past, but has become a beautiful sister!

Regret, regret! Ding Dang really wanted to smack himself with a big mouth.

Qingqing's phone number was also crumpled into a ball by him that day and thrown into the trash can on the street.

"What? Do you want your young cousin's phone number? The next morning, when she heard her son's number for Qingqing, the mother was stunned, "Don't you want to meet her?" ”

"Mom, although my son I don't like to go out on a blind date with her. However, she is my cousin after all, and I released her pigeons, so it will be difficult to move around as a relative in the future. Mom, just give me her mobile phone number, and I apologize to my cousin! Ding Dang squinted and smiled.

"Yo, the sun is coming out of the west?" The mother couldn't resist her son, so she had to tell her son Qingqing's number again.

However, Ding Dang was not in a hurry to call Qingqing immediately, he planned to wait another day, and wait until Qingqing was a little less angry with him, and then call him.

That night, however, he was in trouble.

That night, sleeping until midnight, Ding Dang was woken up by a sound.

The sound was like a rat fighting, no, it was the sound of a male mouse and a female mouse doing that, giggling.

Ding was startled, and immediately turned over and got up, and walked towards the voice.

The sound came from the bathroom.

Ding Dang walked in, but found that the faucet was still dripping from the sink in the bathroom.

The water beads, along the exit, fell little by little.

"Who is this? Don't be a mother, right? Why didn't you even turn off the water? Ding Dang stretched out his hand and was about to turn off the faucet.

However, when his hand touched the faucet, he felt as if something had been slapped on his back.

He turned his head, but before he could see who it was, he was covered in a black cloth.

Then, a cold thing struck him on the head.

Ding tilted his head and fainted??????

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