Chapter 56: The dormitory was raided

It is very scientific that rabbits do not eat the grass at the edge of the nest, and if the grass at the edge of the nest is gnawed up, the rabbit nest will be exposed. Liu Xian reflected on his behavior, Sister Qian was not wrong in this matter, because when she gnawed it, Sister Qian was not considered the grass on the edge of the nest, and it was Liu Busy who was stupid to gnaw the grass and transplant it to the edge of her nest to block herself.

There is nothing wrong with herbs, it is a rabbit that should reflect on it, Liu Xian should have been the age when the little rabbit obediently opened the door, but a crossing made the positive character Little White Rabbit become a big bad wolf, or a pervert in rabbit skin. What kind of thing to do at what age, in fact, you should use your hands at this age.

With this in mind, Liu Xian filled in a few words on the note when he left in the morning: From now on, you will be my own sister. It is estimated that this expression should be more straightforward, positioning the relationship between the two as family affection, and vaguely indicating that the two will keep a certain distance in the future, after all, in this world, except for Japan, it is more taboo to learn from sisters and brothers.

After doing this, Liu Busy couldn't tell what kind of mood he was in, was it a relief after cutting through the mess with a quick knife? Or give up the reluctance to pursue the mysteries of martial arts? There were mixed feelings in my heart, but I couldn't express it, I just looked at my right hand with affection.

According to the rules for skipping students, if you are late the next day after not returning home at night, the number of records of being found will multiply, and Liu Busy has already learned experience in violating discipline, so he rushed back to school early in the morning. There is breakfast in the cafeteria, but Liu Busy will not eat it unless it is absolutely necessary, the fritters there are extremely elastic, and the mouth is biting here, and if the hand does not hold a bullet, he will be able to pump his face. The corresponding soy milk is also superb, even if you have soy milk a week ago, I will endure it when I drink bean juice, but you have to put some beans! Have you ever seen clear soy milk? People mix water into soy milk, you pour soy milk directly into the water tank! Can the canteen use two catties of soybeans for a semester? Liu Xian understood the pain of his brothers very well, and on the way back, he specially bought breakfast from the snack bar, preparing to be a happy breeder. When I opened the bedroom door, I saw that the five brothers in the room were all there, and they didn't eat at first glance, all of them looked like frosted eggplants.

"Boss!" The first thing that caught my eye was Zhong Zifeng's underbeaten face, but today's face was a little different, half of his face was swollen, obviously he was pumped by whom, seeing this effect on a face that was underbeaten, there was always some "happy" meaning, Liu was busy looking left and right, and felt that the swollen side looked much more pleasing to the eye, and it took a lot of effort to dispel the idea of giving him "symmetry".

Looking at the other brothers, the mouse was depressed, the third aunt wanted to speak and stopped, the old donkey was indignant, and the six cakes were shocked. Looking back at the madman, he was the only one who was injured, which proves once again from another level that sometimes it is not necessary not to die, and it is easy to lie down with a face that is not beaten.

On his bunk, only the straw mats remained, and the bedding and pillows were all gone.

"Don't talk yet, let me guess - shouldn't some girl admire me so much that she stole my bedding?"

"Boss, our dorm room has been copied." With a sad face, the rat jumped off the top bunk.

"Say while eating," Liu hurriedly put down the breakfast in his hand and looked at the mouse, if he wanted to say that there was a character in this room, that is, the mouse.

No one on the table moved early, the atmosphere was very solemn, last night Lamao brought more than ten people to block people, kicked open the bedroom door, found that Liu was not busy, and took away the cover, the old donkey asked what to do was kicked over, the madman symbolically stopped, as a result, half of the face was fat, the quilt was also thrown on the ground, and was trampled on several times. If it weren't for the fact that the rat was still a little thin, it is estimated that the brothers would have to hang some color.

"Boss, a few of us are useless, you haven't looked at anything." The third aunt said depressedly.

"It's okay, I didn't roll this wife in the quilt, I lost it, I lost it, and I caused everyone to be affected by this." Originally, teenagers should exercise when they call around, but there is an unwritten rule on the road, which makes it difficult for the family - and the bedding! Liu Busy was a little angry, the barber's scissors, the cook's knife, can you move it casually? That's the guy who eats, although Lao Tzu's bed is not for eating, but it is for sleeping! My brother's nickname is still called Juezhu, isn't this a sign of smashing Lao Tzu?

"Boss, our brothers have embarrassed you, and they didn't even look at your bed...... You bought it early, how can we eat it! After the five madmen finished speaking, they stuffed a bun into their mouths with tears in their eyes. Attention, he's again!

"! It's so breathless! The rat slammed his fist on the table, and when his hand was raised, two baked cakes were missing from the table.

"Alas, I am the one who has caused the brothers!" Liu was busy and didn't eat it in the morning, so he quickly grabbed a fried dough stick.

Liubi's eyes stared at the food on the table, pondering what he wanted to eat, and said, "Can you talk to them well, and it's over when you want the bedding back." ”

Liubi's gaze was just fixed on the bun, one hand reached over, and the four passed, and looked at it with his hand, and the third aunt smiled honestly. Looking back at the table, the old donkey had already eaten three fritters with tofu brains, the rat was rinsing his mouth with soy milk after eating the shortbread, Liu was busy snatching a bowl of wontons from the dead man's pile, and the madman didn't know what to stuff into his mouth, so he couldn't speak. Liubi finally realized the problem and closed his mouth sensibly, of course, stuffing a tea egg into it before closing his mouth.

A few minutes later, the six brothers burped and patted their belly, and sure enough, after eating, the mood was much better, and the shame of being copied in the bedroom now seems to be nothing, this is where the Chinese are kind, and they will not rebel when they are full. Liu Xian seemed to suddenly think of something, and said, "Brothers, what are we studying before dinner just now?" ”

"This fritter didn't even hit my face!" Maniac said.

"Alas, I forgot that soy milk is white!" The mouse sighed.

"The most amazing thing is that this bun has a trap!" The old donkey shouted.

"Well, it's been a long time since I've eaten so full!" Six loaves echoed.

Look at what these flowers of the motherland have been destroyed, at this time, Liu Busy almost forgot about what he had covered, and the hatred value was pulled away by the cook in the canteen.

After the baptism of food, the decadent atmosphere of the bedroom being copied was swept away, after all, it is still a child, and it doesn't care so much about a full meal. However, Liu is busy with his own problems and has to be solved, how can he sleep at night if he doesn't come back to cover the bed!

The old donkey has obviously never suffered this kind of nest spirit, clamoring to fight back, the mood is understandable, but a little impulsive, Liu hurriedly appeased, it is not appropriate to use force now, after all, the other party has hostages, and Lao Tzu's cover is still in the hands of others! The madman was slapped in the face, he should have been on the same side as the old donkey, but his own foodie attributes still had the advantage, and asked the other party to set up a banquet to apologize, Liu hurriedly rolled his eyes and asked, what if people set up a banquet to entertain me? The madman slapped the table, that's not good, it's a Hongmen feast! Compared with these two unreliable, Liubao still gave a reasonable suggestion - sue the teacher.

The third aunt put away the leftovers on the table and said, "Otherwise, forget about it, my house is close, I will go home at noon and get you a set of bedding, don't be like them." ”

The mouse was speechless for a long time, silent for most of the day, and said, "Aren't you quite familiar with the ice beauty Han Lu?" Ask her for help and be a peacemaker. "This idea of a mouse is too naΓ―ve in Liu Xian's opinion, now what Lao Tzu lacks in bed is a bedding, and he is not a woman, what are you looking for her? After thinking about it again, Liu Xian decided to choose the most unreliable one from the unreliable suggestions, and it was better to settle the dispute, so he simply asked Lamao to have a meal, and then returned the bed, so forget it.

While it was still early, Liu Busy ran to Lamao's bedroom alone, there was only 1 person in the room except Lamao, Liu Xian felt a little familiar, but he couldn't remember it, it must have been a member of the group beating him yesterday, because the black circles on the face of the person were still there. The two of them were stunned when they saw Liu hurriedly pushing the door in, now the two sides are in a hostile state, if they are afraid, then they should hide far away, if they are not satisfied, then they should also be cold, or even do it directly, how did this kid come with a hippie smile?

"Lamao, come down, I'm making peace with you."

Don't talk about hair, the dark circles under his eyes are also full of black lines, this kid is an idiot, right? Afraid that he wouldn't hear clearly, Lamao jumped down from the top bunk and asked, "Why do you say you're here?" ”

"Peace, looking back, we didn't have a deep hatred, it's just that yesterday I smashed you with a basketball and kicked a few times, but the brothers in your class didn't spare me, and almost let me lie down, which is even flattened, yesterday you raided my dormitory is your fault, and beat us five crazy people, although he looks a little underbeaten, you shouldn't beat people, so this matter is so far you are wrong, but I don't care, return the bedding to me and then you invite me to have a meal, we will turn enemies into friends."

"Stupid."

"Calm down, in fact, I'm already very kind, I didn't lie to you when you took my futon, I said that there is a wife in the bed, what do you say you will compensate me......"

Did you come to the mine on your first day? The two men fight and talk about chicken feathers and? If you accept it, you'll be done, and if you don't accept it, you'll call back, and you'll make peace? Would I like to bow and shake hands with you again? You skipped a grade to high school straight after graduating from kindergarten, didn't you? "You let me return your futon, okay, wait for me to go to the bathroom." After Lamao finished speaking, he bypassed Liu Busy and walked out of the bedroom, turning around and signaling the dark circles under his eyes to follow. Diagonally opposite is the toilet, Liu Busy's bedding was piled up in the corner of the toilet, Liu Busy saw his own cover, his heart was blocked for a while, it was the old lady made for herself with a stitch and a thread, the line in the mother's hand, and the wanderer's shirt. And now, the new set of bedding specially made for my accommodation is piled up next to the urinal.

Lamao climbed the steps, pulled open his pants on the edge of the urinal, and when he turned around, a bubble of urine was all drenched on Liu Xian's futon. "Brains in, aren't you? Go back and sleep with this futon tonight, and I'll treat you to dinner tomorrow!" ”

Liu was busy and didn't smile.

"Stupid, Brother Lamao is not something you can afford to mess with!" The dark circles under his eyes followed, patted Liu Xian's face with his hand, and walked to the front of the cover after speaking, and drenched his urine with a bubble of urine. Laughing while urinating the two of them.

"Boy, don't fight me if you don't have the strength! It's your luck that I didn't catch you yesterday! Take this futon back, wash it, bring it to me again, let me pee on it again, and we'll be done!" Lamao turned his head and looked at Liu Busy defiantly.

"Tell me in advance when it's washed, I'll drink more water, urinate more for you, and disinfect!" The dark circles under his eyes echoed beside him.

"You can borrow it! Ha ha! ”

Although some things are not worth much, they have important significance and should not be humiliated, just like Yang Jiye's knife, Yang Dacai's watch, and Yang Guang's daughter-in-law Yang Mi's feet. For a person who has passed through 15 years with his eyes closed and opened, sleeping is extremely important to him, otherwise he would not be called "the master of awakening". And the bedding in front of him who got along with him day and night was humiliated, and Liu was furious. The mind in my head is 32 years old, but the blood in my body is only 17 years old!

Old Knife Says:

1. Why is the school cafeteria so fucked up? It's just a monopoly. Commercial monopoly leads to poor service and high prices, and political monopoly inevitably leads to corruption.

2. The owner of the canteen is the beneficiary of the monopoly, and they will resolutely support this monopoly and shield it under various pretexts such as unhygienic outside vendors to protect their own interests. So we are also resolute***, ***.

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