Chapter 16: Sister!?

The three of them went to a restaurant near the Tomorrow Group that served breakfast, and each asked for a simple breakfast.

"Ye Feng, have you just entered tomorrow? Which department is it now? Zhao Ting asked, her heart was full of curiosity, Hai Ruo usually kept a working distance from any man, how could she seem to be very familiar with him?

Ye Feng smiled, "I belong to the environmental monitoring department, and now I am just an ordinary employee, if I perform well, I may be able to become an environmental director, chief environmental officer or something." ”

"Oh!" Zhao Ting sighed, but her heart was still full of questions, the environmental monitoring department? What kind of department is this, I don't think I've heard of such a department? Could it be a new department of 'Tomorrow'? After a while, she smiled and said, "New department? Promising, promising, listening to the name, is promising! ”

Xue Hairuo had long known that Ye Feng was a cleaner, but now that he heard him say it clearly, he had been desperately trying not to laugh out loud. Now that she heard that Zhao Ting actually believed it, she finally couldn't help but "poof" and began to laugh.

"Hey, hey, Miss Manager, pay attention to the image!" Ye Feng knew what she was laughing at, and was a little embarrassed, so he quickly changed the topic.

"Hairuo, what are you laughing at?" Zhao Ting is the same age as Xue Hairuo, she is called Hairuo in private, and she is called the manager in the company.

Xue Hairuo, who was trembling with laughter, could barely hold back a laugh and said, "Hehe, Zhao Ting, you actually believe this ruffian!" ”

"What do you mean?" Zhao Ting looked at Hai Ruo, and then at Ye Feng, not knowing what the hell the two of them were doing.

"Hehe, where is he in the environmental monitoring department, he is the cleaner of the cleaning department!" Xue Hairuo couldn't help but say it directly.

After finishing speaking, her professional instinct made her suddenly calm down, and she gave Ye Feng a quick look. I laughed so hard for a while that I got carried away, I don't know if saying this will hurt Ye Feng's self-esteem?

Zhao Ting suddenly smiled and said, "Mr. Ye is really joking." ”

Ye Feng didn't hurt his self-esteem, after all, Xue Hairuo was an unintentional joke, and what he said was also the truth. But to expose it to his face like this, Rao is thick-skinned enough, and he is still a little embarrassed. "Actually, it's just a more creative way of saying it, cleaning is to control environmental hygiene!"

The two girls, one is the department manager and the other is the manager's secretary, knowing that talking about this issue again will hurt Ye Feng's self-esteem, and they will definitely be cold, so they didn't say any more.

Zhao Ting changed the topic and said, "How does it feel to come in tomorrow?" ”

Ye Feng said with a sad face: "I'm still a new employee now, just like that new policeman." ”

"Which new cop?" Both of them couldn't help but be stunned.

Ye Feng smiled slyly and said seriously: "I have a friend who is very eager to be a policeman, and after graduating from the police academy, he was finally assigned to a district to be a policeman, which made him very happy, and he decided to go to a movie to celebrate." ”

Xue Hairuo and Zhao Ting looked at each other, not knowing what he meant.

"When he was queuing to buy a ticket, the people in the back asked him: Are you a new police officer? The policeman was stunned and asked how do you know? The man said that the old policeman had a queue to buy a ticket!

As soon as my police friend heard this, he understood, so he cut into the front line, handed over the money, and said to buy a movie ticket. The ticket seller said to him: You're a new police officer, right? The police were very strange and asked how do you know? The ticket seller said that where the old policeman bought tickets, he went straight in!

When my police friend heard this, he went straight in and found a place to do it. At this time, the person sitting next to him asked: Are you a new police officer? My friend was stunned, how do you know? The audience said that the old policeman never did the following, he always sat in the elegant seat on the second floor!

My police friend went to the second floor, and finally no one asked him if he was new. Later, halfway through the movie, he went to the bathroom, and someone in the bathroom asked him: Dude, are you a new police officer? My friend is very strange, isn't it different for old policemen to go to the toilet? The man told him that the old policeman never went to the bathroom, but pulled straight down from the second floor..."

The two beautiful girls thought it was a real thing, but they didn't know what Ye Feng wanted to explain, although they couldn't help laughing, they still listened to him carefully. Now when I heard this, I couldn't help but laugh and scold: "What are you talking about?" Where is such a thing! ”

Ye Feng said with a smile: "It's not over yet, my police friend has learned another trick, and after returning to his seat, when he wants to be convenient next time, he will fly down the second floor." When he was done, he heard someone shouting below: Look, everyone! The police officer who peed at work is a new police officer! My friend fell on the spot. ”

The two girls already knew that Ye Feng was telling a joke, although they felt that this joke was a little indecent at the back, but they were still a little curious, the people below didn't see the policeman, how did they know that he was new?

Ye Feng knew that they were embarrassed to ask, and then said: "The police were also very strange at the time, he probed and asked: You didn't see me, how do you know that I am new?" The following person said loudly: The old policemen are all peeing and a big piece, and you have been urinating on my head, and you are not new? ”

"Hmph, do you think you're humorous about telling these low-level jokes early in the morning?" Xue Hairuo held back a smile and said with a straight face.

Ye Feng had no choice but to smile, "This... It's good to be a human being, just be happy, what does it matter if it's high-level or low-level? ”

Zhao Ting said differently: "Are you saying that you will always be seen as new and uncomfortable tomorrow?" Or will tomorrow's old employees have a lot of ugly things? ”

"He's so thick-skinned, where can he be uncomfortable?" Hai Ruo had already answered before Ye Feng.

Ye Feng had no choice but to shake his head and sigh, eating with a sad expression.

The three of them ate for a while, Zhao Ting seemed to feel that the atmosphere was a little wrong, and she seemed to be about to disappear, she said knowingly: "Hairuo, I still have a document to prepare, I'll go first." You eat slowly, there is still enough time. With that, she left first.

Seeing Zhao Ting leave, Ye Feng couldn't help but exclaim, "Great." ”

"What did you say?" Hai Ruo glared at Ye Feng, "What do you mean?" I'm leaving too! ”

"Hey, don't do that, do you?" Ye Feng hurriedly said, "I mean, I don't know her very well, so it's not so convenient to talk." ”

"Do I know you well?" Hai Ruo gave him a blank look.

Ye Feng laughed and said in a low voice, "Aren't you familiar?" Or I'll recognize you as a little sister, then you'll be familiar! ”

Hai Ruo stretched out his head in front of Ye Feng, looked up and down for a while, stretched out his finger and flicked the back of his hand, and said, "You are really shameless!" Want to recognize me as a little sister? It's almost the same to call my sister! ”

Ye Feng would make such a suggestion, just to find a righteous and bright reason to surround her, and also to make her dispel her vigilance, so that the chances will naturally increase!

As for the little sister and the elder sister, what's the difference?

Hehe, girls generally like boys to call their sisters, as if they can take advantage of it. Ye Feng smiled secretly in his heart, but on the surface, he looked depressed, "How can that work?" I'm at least a few years older than you! ”

"Then do you call me sister?" Xue Hairuo couldn't help but tease him and said.

The opportunity is right in front of you, where can you just miss it? Ye Feng looked pained and contemplative, and finally nodded and agreed "reluctantly". "It's okay if you want me to call it, but I've invited you to breakfast today, and you have to invite me to at least five meals, so I won't lose."

Ye Feng will put forward this condition, of course there is a purpose, five meals are nothing rare, but eating five meals with a beautiful woman is equivalent to having five dates. With five chances to date, Ye Feng is confident enough to handle any female creature!

"You're not your average stingy! One breakfast asks you back for five meals! Hai Ruo stretched out five beautiful fingers and said with a smile.

"You're going to take advantage of me and let me call my sister..."

"Okay, five meals is five meals! Call my sister right away! Xue Hairuo said excitedly.

Ye Feng looked at her beautiful face, this manager who looked like a strong woman was now showing a cute look like a little girl, and he couldn't help but feel a wave in his heart, "Hairuo... Sister... oh,mygod! ”

"Good. Sister will hurt you! Xue Hairuo proudly touched Ye Feng's head.

Ye Feng couldn't cry or laugh a little, but thinking about the future, he couldn't help but smile secretly in his heart, it's good that you will hurt me, baby, I will hurt you too!