Chapter 30: The Demon Bazaar
Who would have thought that under the hillside behind this cemetery, there is a makeshift market, and ordinary people don't know it, even if they come, they will be regarded as a ghost market and will be discouraged.
Chu Qianque stretched out his two hands and introduced in a loud voice: "This is the legendary demon bazaar!" ”
"Hey, there's no one!" Lu Su looked curiously at the middle of the road, there were various shops on both sides of the road, holding lights, and there was no half a figure on a dirt road in the middle.
"Of course!" Jin Duan smiled and said, "Only the demon who came here could be a demon, and the demon and the demon will definitely fight when they meet!" ”
Speaking of which, it was already a spectacle for the four of them to visit the market together, and when they walked past those shops, the dozing boss quickly stood up and showed a "welcome" smile. Four customers is already a miracle. If you want to say how to run such a bleak store, the answer is the online store, don't look at the cold on the surface, in fact, there are a lot of orders online.
"Beauty, what do you want?" A warm boss greeted him.
The old man was the first to be attracted by the things on the shop, he suddenly rushed up with a "wow", grabbed a fan, opened it, closed it again, opened it again, and said incredibly: "Yin Yang Demon Bone Fan!" Is this true? ”
"That's a replica! 100% high imitation! The owner explained.
"Gao Imitation has a fart!" The old man threw it back with disdain, and picked up a metal bracelet with a strange shape, divided into two layers, which could be rotated, and on top of it were some miniature versions of the circle, and each rotation was like a cipher disk that could change the shape of the circle.
"Imp, do you know what this is?" The old man said to Lu Su, who shook his head vigorously as he explained, "This is the Circle Bracelet, which is used to summon instantly!" Boss, how much is this? ”
"A hundred!"
"A hundred?"
"That's a replica!" The owner explained.
"Damn!" The old man threw it back, and said dissatisfiedly, "Which of your things here is not imitation, say!" ”
"Yes!"
"What?"
"Me!" The boss suddenly took off his clothes, revealing his strong muscles, "100% refined food feeding, healthy and not sick, beauty, do you want to try?" ”
It turned out that the boss had never taken his eyes off Jin Duan from the beginning, and Jin Duan picked up an imitation knife, shook it casually, and stuck it on the wooden board next to his ear.
"Go to the next one!" She said that when she left, the boss was still shouting in the back: "The price is negotiable!" ”
"But it's really realistic! That texture, that feel! Lu Su praised.
The old man held his pipe: "That magic circle bracelet is actually a super useful thing, but unfortunately it is not a genuine product." You remember, when you see the real thing in the future, no matter whose hands it is, you must grab it...... Send me! "There was a greedy light in his eyes.
"Old fox!"
I thought it would be like in the game, selling all kinds of weapons, scrolls, and recovery pills, but I didn't expect it to be like a human bazaar, selling all kinds of snacks, goods, books and toys.
It is worth mentioning that the snacks are quite offbeat, with a variety of insects, mineral earth, and bags of blood (in the freezer). The old man bought a pound of fried grasshoppers in front of a bunk, and his face was happy: "The taste of nostalgia!" ”
"What kind of spirit are you, old man?" Chu Qianque asked curiously.
"I won't tell you!" He ate fried grasshoppers, and did not forget to hand one to Chu Qianque, who waved his hand again and again: "It's disgusting!" ”
Jin Duan pointed to the insect candy stick on the bunk, and asked Lu Su like a big sister, "Do you want to taste that?" ”
"Good! It's scary, but I've seen it on the Internet, and I really want to eat it! ”
"Boss, two!" Just about to take out the money, Chu Qianque ran over while touching his wallet, and smiled flatteringly: "I'll come, I'll come!" ”
"I don't need to!" Jin Duan refused.
With a candy stick in your mouth, you can enjoy a leisurely stroll through a deserted market. Chu Qianque was attracted by a gambling stall, Jin Duan suddenly stopped, and stared blankly at the TV on a stall, in the picture, an uncle wearing a judo uniform and a black belt was using his sleeping skills to put down a small opponent, and after riding on the opponent, the uncle shook a finger at the audience and said: "It's not enough to just put it down, to completely deprive the opponent of action, is the key to victory!" ”
"Ka!" The leg of the little man's opponent was broken in reverse and fell to the ground softly, Lu Su saw this, the candy stick in his mouth "clicked" and crushed, and the sticky insect juice flowed all over his mouth.
"This is too violent, isn't it?" Lu Su asked.
"You don't know, this is a celebrity in the demon world, a master of empty awakening, who specializes in shooting fighting training videos for demons! In fact, it is to add some ruthless moves to other martial arts schools, such as stabbing the opponent's eyes when Wing Chun recruits! After all, demons and demons fight, and it's not enough to just fight! Jin Duan's two palms were made into triangles and placed on his mouth, and his eyes were squinting happily at two crescent moons, "Master Kongjue is my idol and my master, and I first learned martial arts from his videos." I'll buy you a few too! ”
"Okay...... But I'm more concerned about his partner, is he dead? ”
"No, that partner seems to have super fast self-healing ability! If you don't have this ability, you can't be the opponent of the Master of Empty Awakening. In fact, Master Empty Awakening just added some funny commentary to prevent the audience from feeling too violent, and I like him! ”
It's funny to ride on the other party who has been beaten into mud, and it always feels weird. However, Lu Su also seems to have a good impression of the kind-faced uncle.
Jin Duan bought a few plates for Lu Su on his own initiative, Tai Chi, Wing Chun, Bagua, Judo, and Internal Strength. At the same time, he was chattering endlessly: "The Master of Void Awakening himself is a demon, so in the pursuit of martial arts, it is easier to break through the limit than ordinary humans, you must see it when you go back, it will be of great help to you!" ”
"Is this master still alive?"
"He was gone ten years ago!"
Lu Su noticed that these discs were from 1999 at the latest. It seems that demons also have various ways to live.
"Let's go, let's go see the weapons!" Jin Duan said excitedly.
"Good!"
On the other side, Chu Qianque was frantically buying playing cards, and he gave these cards to the old man in a hurry: "Take it!" ”
"It's not big or small, grandpa is not your servant!"
"Right...... I'm sorry! Boss, give me a big bag! ”
The old man patted Chu Qianque's shoulder: "Look at them!" ”
"How?"
"No wonder you haven't noticed, when these two people walk together, they always keep a certain distance and never touch each other! But when someone wants to speak, the other person immediately raises their head and starts listening before the other person can speak! ”
"Could it be they?" Chu Qianque was surprised.
"My old man knows a lot of people, and these two dolls may not know that they have each other in their hearts! However, there seems to be a memory between them that they don't want to face, so they always subconsciously keep a distance...... Young man, you don't have a good time, those two are a real couple, and one day they will come together, as long as they dare to poke open that layer of window paper! ”
"Cut, is this going to stop me?"
"So you're young, fate is destined!" The old man was smoking a cigarette and had mixed feelings, a lonely demon could find his other half, and there was nothing to replace such happiness in the world.
At this time, Jin Duan stopped in front of the weapon stall, and the boss was watching TV on his legs, completely ignoring it. Jin Duan couldn't put it down, picked up a knife, and kept shouting: "You know? I bought my knife from this house! ”
"I'm wondering if I'm going to get a weapon......"
"What do you think of this sword?"
"To be honest, the sword's killing knife is not very good, it just looks more handsome!"
"This knife, although it is a straight knife, but the handle and gauntlet are quite delicate, which is quite suitable for you!" Jin Duan reached out to take it, but at this time, another woman's hand was placed on it.
The two turned their faces sideways and saw a classical beauty wearing a curved skirt (Hanfu), and said to the boss, "How much is this knife?" ”
The boss only glanced at it: "Three thousand!" No counteroffer! ”
"It's so expensive!" The strange beauty stuck out her tongue, only then did she notice the two people next to her, gave them a brief look, turned and walked away.
The back of the lake-blue wide-sleeved Hanfu looks graceful, the long black hair that is over the shoulders is swaying gently, and the contours of the shoulders under the clothes are also small and cute, no matter how you look at it, she is a classical beauty.
"Look!" Jin Duan made a poking motion, and Lu Su hurriedly waved his hand: "I'll look at the clothes!" ”
On the other side, the old man and Chu Qianque also watched this beauty walk by blankly, and the playing cards in Chu Qianque's hand fell to the ground without realizing it.
"Hey, it reminds me of my wife!" The old man said.
"Wow, what a beauty...... No, I need to get the number! ”
"Wait a minute!" The old man grabbed him by the shoulder, and Chong Jinduan and Lu Su silently motioned for them to come over. The two hurriedly came, and the old man said with a fierce look: "That is a demon!" We're four of us now, do we want to fight? ”
"No, I'm going shopping!"
"I'll accompany her!"
"I'm on, I'm on!" Chu Qianque raised his hand and said, the old man sighed: "You are a fart!" ”
However, watching this beautiful woman go away, there was a trace of unbearable destruction of this dignified and lovely cherishing of jade, and after thinking about it, the old man gave up the idea of fighting: "I'll go to other shops!" ”
Ten minutes later, on the side of the road, the Hanfu beauty was answering a call from home.
"Ting, it's eleven o'clock, aren't you going home yet?" Mom's voice on the phone was full of reproach.
"Mom, I was shopping just now, I'll be back now!"
"Be careful on the road, be careful when you meet the gangsters, I'll boil you bath water!"
The bus didn't arrive for a while, but I was worried about something, and two thugs with dyed hair, sleeveless jeans, and earrings walked in the distance. From a distance, I saw a beautiful woman standing under the street lamp, and the first one was so amazing that even a cigarette fell out of her mouth.
"Hey, big beauty!"
"Why do you dress like this, do you make costume films?"
"Do you know what appreciation is? Come on, brother go up and shoot her! As he spoke, he spat in his palm and wiped his stiffly tied hair a few times.
"Beauty, alone?" The thug who came to the front asked with a hippie smile, "Do you want my brother to take you home?" ”
"I don't need to!" The other party coldly refused.
"The clothes are good, are you studying acting?" He couldn't find a suitable topic, so he went up and touched her wide sleeve.
"Let it go! This is what my mom gave me! ”
He looked around, this is a wilderness, even if he drags it into the woods next to it, no one will know. Thinking of this, his hand slowly reached for the other man's arm.
However, her reaction was surprisingly fast, and suddenly, a slap had already slapped him in the face, and then she put her hands in her sleeves, just throwing out a cold word: "Get out!" ”
"Yo ho!" Touching the red marks on his face, the little gangster was particularly unhappy, "I want you today, what's wrong......"
"Really?" She turned her face slowly, and at some point, there were two more lines of tears on her face, which made the little gangster feel surprised and funny, and her mouth was so hard, but she was already scared to cry.
Suddenly, the two lines of tears burst into flames, two half-finger-wide blue flames that hung on the girl's face. Her face was illuminated by the faint blue firelight, and her pupils shimmered with a flickering light.
"Weird...... Monsters! The night sky echoed with the terrifying screams of the thugs, and the girl smiled slightly, and the flames on her face disappeared in an instant.
"It's a good thing that you run fast, otherwise I'll let you taste the power of my 'Flowing Fire and Crying'!"
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