When there were two days left in the countdown to the destruction of the world, it was just a calm and lazy morning at Lu Su's residence, he was typing the last short section of the keyboard program, Jin Duan made a bench and enjoyed the spring morning sun on the roof of the building, the old man and Chu Qianque went to play mahjong with the aunt in the community, Worm Ting was sleeping soundly, and Long Kui was playing his game console on the side.

The program that lasted several days and nights was finally born with Lu Su's lazy sentence of "It's done", although this program was lengthy and cumbersome, full of holes and patches, but seeing that he could write such a long program language, a sense of pride of "I am an expert" arose.

He pressed the test run, and this time the result went very well, although Long Kui on the side only let out an understatement "oh".

"Let's assemble it."

"Yay!" Long Kui put down the game console and said that he was more interested in this process.

This kind of pursuit of practical things, not much in terms of aesthetics, Lu Su spelled out a monster, Long Kui said in disgust: "It's so ugly." ”

"No way, there must be no shortage of necessary parts."

"Can't you just make it look good...... Wait! ”

Long Kui ran out, then ran back again, a GUNPLA in his hand, "Use this to load." ”

"Damn, how can this work?"

"Then I won't play with you!" Long Kui moves out of the childlike threat.

"Okay, I'll try!"

Lu Su's groping was only interested in Long Kui, and everyone else scoffed or disdained, no one realized how important the program learning process of the missile dart was, and when they threw the missile dart from the bunker, let them envy and hate.

It was a bit difficult to use something as big as a Gundam as a matrix, so Lu Su made one copy of each one, and it was not a pity that the duplicate was pierced, and in the end, a miserable mix of Gundam fighters was born, named "Voyeur"!

"It's ugly!" Long Kui said.

"It's already the prettiest of all."

The Gundam's feet are immobile, driven by small wheels underneath, with a camera that can be rotated at a 45-degree angle on its shoulders and a large number of body parts on its back...... Putting the "brain" behind the back, this shape is very different.

"Give it a try."

"Good!"

In the end, the robot didn't make it to its target, stumbling to the kitchen door, and then slamming at the pink power outlet...... In a sense, it was quite successful.

The next morning, the entrance of the complex was bustling with activity, because a strange person suddenly visited. Naked, wearing a pair of sneakers and carrying a sleek Harley-Davidson motorcycle on her shoulder, the first thing she noticed was the sunbathing brocade on the top floor, who jumped onto the balcony and said, "Sue, the guy who eats white rice is here." ”

"Who?"

"Who else!"

Eryue Dao put away the gas-dead motorcycle, and saw the two standing on the balcony from a distance and greeted him: "Yo, do you miss me?" ”

Jin Duan grabbed a flower pot and smashed it, and after dodging it, Eryue Daotian smiled shamelessly: "I miss you too." ”

"Come on, don't be ashamed." Lu Su said.

Because there were too many onlookers, the Eryue Knife came up from the stairs, and Long Kui and Worm Ting saw him for the first time, and Long Kui asked, "Who is this undressed?" ”

"It's a scoundrel!"

Five minutes later, the ear moon knife kicked the door open: "Lu Su, Jin Xuan, I want to kill you!" Behold, I have brought you the specialties of the North. ”

"Mao?"

"It's sauerkraut...... I ate it on the way, but the invoice is here. He took out a supermarket invoice from his shoes and sent goose feathers thousands of miles away. …,

"Can the four of us kill him?" Jin Duan said with a frown.

"Don't be like this, it's all guests...... Worm Ting, take him to the bathroom and take him to a shower. ”

"Uncle scoundrel, follow me."

"Are you...... Flower Moon? When I saw Worm Ting, the Ear Moon Knife was slightly flustered.

"She has amnesia, and now she is Worm Ting." Lu Su said in his ear.

"Amnesia!" Eryue Dao changed his expression to a shameless expression, "I'm your former husband, do you still know me?" ”

"Get out!" Lu Su lost his temper and kicked him over.

At least this was the case with Long Kui's first meeting, and he unexpectedly pointed to the child of a few years old and said, "Hey, have you all made your children?" ”

"It's not biological, it's picked up."

"I picked it up, it looks so cute."

Long Kui looked at him angrily, "Ahh

After this unscrupulous thing took a bath, Jin Duan got him some leftovers, and he talked about business while eating: "Do you know why I came?" ”

"Hell knows, there's no money to spend." Jin Duan said with his arms crossed.

"That's partly because I watched a disc...... Brother Kongjue really isn't dead? ”

"What did you say!" Jin Duan and Worm Ting stood up together on the table, staring at him angrily.

"Open...... Just kidding, Master of Emptiness. ”

"Next time you talk cheaply, I'll punish you for running naked."

"I know, I know!" Grinning and admitting his mistake.

"You might as well punish him for running away with his clothes on." Lu Su said in a low voice, and then said to the Ear Moon Knife, "Our disc does not have the names and addresses of several of us marked on it, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, there is only the date and place of the meeting in N City in June this year, how do you know that it is ours." ”

"Can this kind of thing stump me? Find the publisher from the owner, and then ask, I'm the best at begging, and sure enough, you're doing a big job. ”

"Ugh!"

"I'm not lying, the logic is tight."

"It's really not flawed, I'm surprised that you're going to buy a disc."

"I'm going to buy the new disc of the Master of Void Awakening...... It's the essence version for a long time, and you have to return the money to me. ”

"Got it, got it!"

Jin Duan asked, "Hey, what are you here for?" There are still three months to go until June! ”

Eryue Dao said solemnly: "I agree with your plan, but what. Master Kongjue has been captured by them for nearly thirty years, and he must know a lot of ulterior secrets of the demon slayers, so they won't simply release people because of a demonstration, so the problem is......"

"What's the problem?"

"What kind of cup is the worm girl!"

"Die!"

The Ear Moon Knife obviously wants to say what if you don't release people, do you really want to use violence to solve everything? This was a question that Lu Su didn't expect, and he fell into a little confusion for a while.

However, the person who threw this question looked heartless, it seemed that his purpose was mostly to eat rice, and he smiled and said to Worm Ting: "I bet five yuan, I can touch your chest without touching my hands!" ”

"Impossible."

"Then let's try."

"Okay!"

"Don't talk to this guy, he's undisciplined!" Lu Su said.

Sure enough, he still did the haunting thing, reached out and touched Worm Ting's chest with a "snap", revealing a lewd and intoxicated look, and then took out five yuan from his shoes and threw it on the table: "Okay, I lost." ”

"Die!"

Insect Ting, who was ignited in an instant, didn't know where to pull out the Daguan knife, and slashed it down, and the entire table was split in half, but the Eryue knife had already retracted its hand before the table was smashed. …,

"Hey, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive!" Lu Su hurriedly went to persuade him.

"You said don't be impulsive, why do you keep pressing me." The Ear Moon Knife shouted.

"We're holding him down, chop his hands!" Jin Duan said that the tacit understanding between the two is quite high.

"Ahh

"Don't!"

As a punishment for sexual harassment, it is indeed a bit too severe, and a little arm is neatly chopped off. Tears were about to fall, and Jin Duan was still warning him: "Listen, pervert, our women here are not to be harassed. ”

"Yes, they're all mine." Lu Su added.

"Get out of the way!" Jin Duan continued his education, "The next time you do it, it won't be so cheap!" ”

"Woo, got it, big sister!"

"It's still cute, it's disgusting!" Lu Su said.

At this time, there was a faint sound of "pop", as if it was the sound of a palm slapping on the buttocks, and Jin Xuan's expression suddenly became strange, and he slowly looked down at the arm of the ear moon knife.

"Chop off this hand, too!" She said coldly.

"Spare your life!"

As a punishment for sexual harassment, it is indeed a bit too severe......

In the blink of an eye, the ear moon knife that was sharpened into a stick looked like he was about to cry, and this expression appeared on the face of this stout man, which could not but be said to be disgusting. Jin Duan picked up the two severed hands and handed them to Worm Ting: "Take it to the braised braised hand, you and Long Kui will eat it." ”

"I don't want to eat this."

"I don't want it either."

"Children are not picky eaters."

Of course, it was later fed to the dogs, and the hands of the braised guests were too strange.

Lu Su stiffened at the Eryue knife: "You can chop your hands for this kind of thing, and I have no problem doing it at all!" After saying that, he harassed Jin Xuan, and the latter's expression was very disgusted, but he was not angry...... It's more fun to show off than to show off your wealth.

"You see, it's no problem to touch your chest......" Lu Su noticed that Jinduan's gaze became stern, and immediately retracted his hand, "Of course, if I don't touch it, I won't touch it." ”

"Go fix the table!" Jin Duan ordered word by word.

"Yes, yes!" Lu Su grovelled and went.

And at this time, in the volcano in the northwestern mountains, the plan to destroy the world is counting down in minutes......