Chapter 226: Cut in half with a knife

"Yes!" Lu Su said, "But you have to tell me, what the hell is going on with that flute?" ”

“……”

"There's no need to hide it."

"Okay...... In fact, the first-order demon slayer is qualified to use demon soldiers above A, but if they lose it, they will be questioned. The flute was originally used by the captain, but he thought it was unhygienic to accumulate saliva in the flute, so he used it for Yue Bailian......"

"When I fought him, he only used it once!" Jin Xuan said.

"When it comes to personal style, Yue Bailian is a little too arrogant. He wanted to be the vice-captain, and although he had good strength, the captain never promoted him. ”

"And who's the vice-captain?"

"Guess!"

"You!"

Dai Xue smiled and nodded: "Can you return the flute to me now......"

"Yes! You go back with us to get ......."

"No need!" As he spoke, the old man took the flute out of his pocket, "Give it back, girl!" ”

"I'm grateful, I'll do my best to fight for those three conditions for you, even though we're hostile......"

"I don't need to stress about that!" Lu Su said, "It is not our own will to take a hostile position, and regardless of our position, we are still living people." ”

"Living Demon!" The old man annotated.

"Goodbye!"

After saying goodbye, the three of them left the café, and the old man was still reminiscing about the taste of the steak: "A large piece of meat is fried softly, and it tastes really good, but I can't eat enough." ”

"Be content, Western food is not meant for people with big stomachs."

"Sue, why didn't you just give her a fake one at that time?" Jin Xuan said.

"I had this thought, but at the time I guessed that this thing must be very important, in case Yan Kill Butterfly goes to prison like Zhang Yi, and the order is not true, won't we go back to the original point again."

"What a twist and turn, to this point!"

"It's not because of you." Lu Su scratched Jin's broken nose.

The starting point of everything is because they want to save Worm Ting, but as things develop, it has gradually become their own business.

"Hey!"

"Am I becoming sleek?" Lu Su asked, "In the past, it was impossible for me to negotiate with others, let alone threaten and test people. ”

"I like you now."

Jin Duan grabbed Lu Su's hand and rubbed his face over, and the good smell made Lu Su intoxicated for a while.

This time, the cunning is to give everyone a chance to survive, and probably they can be forgiven, Lu Su thought secretly.

"You think you're cunning enough?" The old man said.

"That's not enough?"

"Far from enough, the three conditions are too polite, negotiation is fighting, whether it is cheating, coaxing, threatening, and using all means to get the other party to agree is victory...... If I were an old man negotiating, I wouldn't be polite! ”

"Old man, you seem to be very experienced."

"Of course, how long have I lived, you can't learn the wisdom of the old man!"

"Why didn't you put it on the same terms?"

"Stupid boy, the person who is the most taboo in the negotiation is infighting, and it would be good for you to practice it...... Next time, remember, don't be so polite, the object of negotiation is the enemy, and you can't stop until you die! ”

"Overall, Sue has grown." Jin Xuan said.

"You will protect his shortcomings."

"Isn't it?"

"Well, too, compared to the green look of Leng Tou when we first met, boy, you have indeed grown."

"Why do I think you speak in the same tone as an elder, the old man is just that, don't pretend to be an elder in Jinduan!"

"Hey!"

"Boy, remember, you have to be a sleek man, just be a demon!"

"What kind of thick black school are you!"

The head was knocked on the pipe by the pipe.

"Sue, we don't have to stay here anymore."

"Yes, as I thought." Lu Su replied, "There is no need to hide anymore, tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, we will go back." ”

There are still a few things to deal with before that, Tu Wuyu's matter has to find a chance to talk to Jinduan, after all, I promised before, and finally let them meet, and Yibi also has to go there, will this person help them to the end.

Although he only stayed in S Town for a few days, he still felt a lot of emotion, and Lu Su said, "Are we counted as a disaster star here?" ”

"We're not, they are!" The old man replied.

Back to the place where she lived, Worm Ting had already woken up, but she didn't seem to want to get up yet, Jin Duan lifted her quilt heroically, and was greatly exposed to Lu Su's eyes, although she was wearing a bra, her breasts were really big, as a little girl.

"Wow, it's cold!"

"Worm, guess what we're going to eat?"

"Give me back the quilt." She clutched at the edge of the quilt and screamed.

"Sue, make a copy of what you just ate!"

"I'm a housekeeper!"

Jin Duan turned Worm Ting over, and the terrible wound on his neck had healed, although there was still a faint scar. Insect Ting put on her clothes and socks and muttered: "Wrong, it's this foot." ”

Then take it off seriously and change one foot, so it's too serious!

This girl was very careful and serious when she wore her clothes, especially the curved skirt outside, which turned out to be so troublesome to wear, and she needed someone to help her tie the belt in the back.

After putting it on, she stuffed the weapons on the table one by one, daggers, swords, folding broadswords, darts and hidden weapons, so many that she could equip a football team!

"Hey, you carry so many weapons every day?" Lu Su asked in surprise.

"Yes!" She nodded, "My father said, walk the rivers and lakes, be careful everywhere!" ”

"Which hero will be lifted by someone!" Generally speaking, you wake up on your own when you hear footsteps in the hallway.

"It's a pity to wear a costume with such a good figure!" After helping her fix her hair, Jin Duan said, "When you go back, my sister will take you to buy clothes." ”

"Don't!"

"Change your style once in a while! Like me......"

"Jin Duan, I think you are the least qualified to say this, since I met you until now, it has been a style of skirt!"

"Comments?" Jin Xuan's tone rose menacingly.

"Nope!"

"Come, sit here!" Jin Duan pressed Worm Ting to the chair, "Su, serve!" ”

"I'm a housekeeper! Reversal. ”

The first thing that was copied was the distilled coffee device, then the steak, and the coffee cup and creamer.

"Wow!" Insect Ting's eyes flashed with excitement, and sure enough, children would love this strange device...... However, Lu Su seems to be too underestimated in her interest.

After eating and pouring out the coffee (I didn't drink it because it was bitter), Jin Duan and Worm Ting kept playing with the still, pouring all kinds of liquids into it, and then evaporating it to extract the distillate.

The two got together, almost as close as sisters who grew up one by one, and laughed from time to time. Glass after glass of "fruit" was gradually placed on the table, the distillate of beer, the distillate of tap water, the distillate of liquor, and the distillate of alcohol.

"I taste this, you taste this!"

"Yes!"

"Hey!" Lu Su hurriedly stopped, "The one who can't drink alcohol will die." ”

"Sue, let's bleed some!"

"You can play something else, it's been two hours of playing."

"Something else!"

Jin Duan stood up and walked over to the statue Chu Qianque, ready to take off his glucose solution.

"That won't work!"

"You're so annoying!"

Asking you to play with something else, not asking you to find another test subject.

Jin Duan suddenly realized and said, "By the way, I haven't tried to pee!" ”

"You're so classy!" The lower limit of this entertainment is getting lower and lower.

"Sue, go pee some pee!"

"I'm not going to do it, do you want to drink it after distilling?" I can drink it, but it's disgusting.

"You drink!"

"Please, play something else, why do I keep sitting here, I'm afraid you'll do something out of the ordinary!"

"Cut!"

Lu Su remembered that he was with Cheng Guzhi when he was a child, Cheng Guzhi was four years old, and he was three years old, the two found an electric razor, and played with excitement all afternoon, shaved all his hair, and all the body hair of his sleeping father.

"Let's play something else!"

"There are no game consoles here!"

"Worm Ting, what do you usually play in your spare time?" Find a breakthrough first, otherwise it will be a matter of time before the two of them distill urine to play.

Insect Ting held her chin and recalled: "Cooking, practicing, watching TV or something." ”

"There's no decent entertainment at all!"

"Daddy sometimes buys a dead pig and comes back!"

"Huh?"

"I cut it in half with a single sword."

"Is that also called entertainment?" You have a problem with your tutor.

"I usually use people." Jin Duan said with his hands clasped beside him.

"Don't mislead the kids."

"Or chop wood!" Worm Ting continued.

"It's normal."

"Daddy was on the head, and I cut it in half."

"What?"

What was cut in half?

"Or a toy gun, the corked kind."

"It's finally a little normal."

"Dad shot me, and I cut me in half."

"What?"

What the hell have you cut in half, how many dads do you have?

"Or play chess......"

"Cut in half with a knife?"

"No, it's just chess, who loses and loses cooking...... I've never won. ”

"Oh!"

Your father is so lacking in virtue.

"I even have a cat at home!"

"Didn't cut it in half, did you?"

"Why, I like her so much...... The wild dog at the door always bullied her, and once I got angry and cut it in half with a knife! ”

"Damn!"

Speaking clearly, what was cut in half.

"What a childhood!" Jin Duan sighed.

"......" is too far-fetched, Lu Su thought to himself.

"Yes!"

"Worm Ting, you haven't had any serious entertainment!"

"Yes."

"Sue, how do ordinary people generally play?"

It seems that Jin Duan doesn't go out much.,Usually just read books, play games or sleep at home.。

"We boys are just online."

"What else?"

"Let's go out and surf the Internet."

"What else?"

"Internet access at home."

"What else?"

"Did you know that there are some very high-end Internet cafes...... You can read comic books, drink free drinks, snacks, and surf the Internet...... We went mainly to surf the internet. ”

"You people should all be cut in half with a single sword!"

Worm Ting covered her mouth and smiled.

"At least we're normal. Old man, how do you usually entertain? ”

The old man who was watching the movie didn't reply: "Rubbing mahjong with the old ladies, drinking tea and chatting, singing and dancing, or something." ”

Jin Duan showed a look of disgust.

"It's rare to be free, let's go out and have fun!" Jin Duan said, "Go to the place where ordinary normal people go." ”

"Ordinary normal people? Am I not counting? Lu Su said with a glare.

"Do you count?" Jin Duan asked contemptuously.

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