Chapter 190: Parents, Please
Chapter 190: Parents
After feeling the powerful language art of the Chinese language, the alien creature You Bei was deeply impressed by such a complex language. He accepted Ling Xiao's advice to learn the most basic pinyin of Chinese, for which he became a first-grade student at Beijing Central Primary School.
In a few days of schooling, he gradually adapted to school life, listening carefully to classes, even if the teacher's knowledge on the podium was less than one-ten-thousandth of his. Write homework seriously after school, even if it is a "horizontal" or a "1", you have to write dozens of times.
At dinner, You Bei spent ten minutes to finish the homework that ordinary children need to write for an hour, and then washed his hands according to the teacher's requirements and sat on the chair at the dining table. ”
Everyone looked at Ling Xiao together: Parents, please! Such a terrible thing happened so unknowingly. What is a teacher? That's the one who stands at the top of the earth's food chain, and the character who is no matter how good you are, was invited by the child's teacher to give a stinky training and accompanied by a smiling face. I didn't expect Ling Xiao to be invited to parents when he was invited, but what mistake did the alien You Bei make to invite his parents, did he use a flying saucer to pass the answer during the exam?
Ling Xiao asked, "Why me, I remember that I have already asked Li Qiang to be responsible for your affairs." ”
You Bei replied: "On my admission information form, my father filled in you. ”
"Huh......?" Ling Xiao looked at Li Qiang.
"See what I'm doing? I don't have a girlfriend yet, and suddenly having a son will affect my relationship career. ”
At this time, Yue Qian suddenly had a bad premonition, and she asked, "Who did you write about Youbei's mother?" ”
"What do you say......"
"Fire Escape......
"I have to leave beforehand, you don't have to wait for me to eat." Li Qiang ran out with a roll.
"Forget it, it's just a title," Ling Xiao said to Yue Qian, who didn't know whether to cry or laugh, "The teacher in Youbei just said to invite parents." I didn't say who was going, you just went tomorrow. ”
"I don't go by myself, what I'm most afraid of is the primary school teacher, I was beaten by the teacher before, and now there is still a shadow. If you want to go, you will go with me. ”
"Well, I'm fine tomorrow anyway."
The next day. In the office of the first-grade teacher of Jingcheng Central Primary School, Ling Xiao and Yue Qian met You Bei's homeroom teacher.
"Hello Teacher Zhou, my parents are here." You Bei politely saluted Teacher Zhou, and then stood aside.
Mr. Zhou, the head teacher of Youbei, is about forty years old, a little fat, wearing a pair of highly myopic glasses, and amiable. She couldn't help but shake her head slightly when she saw You Bei's appearance, and then said to Ling Xiao and Yue Qian: "You Bei, this kid...... Yes! You are really Ling Xiao and Yue Qian, hahaha...... I thought You Bei's admission file was written incorrectly. I didn't expect You Bei's parents to be really the two of you. It's just that one of you has the surname Ling and the other has the surname Yue, how can the child have the surname You? Oh...... I understand, I understand, being a star is not free, you have to be sneaky when you get married and have children, don't worry, I will never say anything about you having children, can you sign me. Our whole family is your fans. ”
Yue Qian's cheeks were flushed by Teacher Zhou's words, and she hurriedly defended: "You Bei is our adopted ......"
"I understand. I understand ......."
How can there be a little understanding, Yue Qian knows that the more and more the description is darker, she will no longer defend it, she said: "Wait a minute about the signature, let's talk about the child You Bei first, whether he got into a fight at school and injured a few." Are there any casualties, is there something out of nowhere in the school, such as a UFO or something? ”
Teacher Zhou raised his mouth: "Miss Yue, no, Mrs. Ling is worthy of being a director and actor." The imagination is really rich. You Bei's child is very well-behaved and smart, and he is the smartest child I have ever seen, and he can skillfully calculate addition and subtraction within 20 in the first grade. ”
Yue Qian smiled: "There's no problem with you asking him to calculate addition and subtraction other than 20." ”
Speaking of You Bei, Teacher Zhou became serious, she pulled You Bei to her side and touched his head: "This child is a good seedling, and he will definitely have a future in the future, but do you see how this child in You Bei is different from other children?" ”
"Ah, what's the difference?" Yue Qian thought that Teacher Zhou had seen something, so she quickly pulled You Bei to her side, left and right to see if there were any screws and wires exposed, and said to her after finding nothing: "This is a normal child, what's the difference?" ”
"Alas......" Teacher Zhou sighed: "What is advocated now is quality education, and you can't pull out the seedlings as a parent, especially for rich and noble families like you, who don't have time to teach their children and hire a lot of tutors, and the children are tired enough to study in school, and they have to face all kinds of tutoring when they go back." Look at what a child in Youbei should look like, you are looking outside. ”
Teacher Zhou opened the window of the office, and the screams of the children's play were deafening, she quickly closed the window and continued: "The child's childhood is only once, I should not spend all his time on studying, I should cultivate the child's emotional intelligence more, learn to socialize and learn how to get along with others." You Bei's child's learning attitude and grades are the best I have ever seen, but since he entered the school, he has never played with other children, and even read books during recess. ”
Saying that, Mr. Zhou took out a few books from his desk: "Look at "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", "Fengshen Bang" and "Journey to the West", although I am surprised that he can know so many words, but are these books that children should read? At his age, he has to watch 'Big Head Son, Little Head Dad' and 'Happy Yangyang', and play eagle and chicken and hide and seek with his classmates. Be lively, energetic, and not a nerd who only knows how to learn. You are the parents of Youbei, whether you are a big boss or a big star, but as a parent of a child, you have the responsibility to give your child a childhood full of good memories. ”
After being reprimanded by Teacher Zhou, Yue Qian signed her name on Teacher Zhou's notebook with a smile, and then brought You Bei out.
"No, the two of us came together, why did Mr. Zhou train me? Ling Xiao, did you do something? ”
"No! I've been standing there well, probably you're more relatable. Ling Xiao put away the "can't see me" spell and replied.
Being praised by Ling Xiao, Yue Qian was very satisfied, she turned her head to You Bei and said: "You have also seen that if you want to continue to learn Chinese, you must do what a child should do, and communicating with your classmates will help you practice speaking." In addition, it is not allowed to read extracurricular reading materials at school. When I came home from school and finished my homework, I watched the cartoon introduced by Mr. Zhou. Now you go and play with your classmates right away, the eagle catches the chicken is a game with Chinese characteristics, you will like it. ”
Waiting for You Bei to reluctantly play with his classmates. Yue Qian asked Ling Xiao and said, "You Bei looks old, how old do you say he is?" ”
"Probably, maybe in 10,000 units, right?"
"So big! It's ...... to play with a six- or seven-year-old kid It's very joyful. (To be continued.) )