There will always be friction in places with a lot of people, and even more so in places with a lot of demons.

In the underground warehouse, everyone was sleeping, and of course, everyone was sleeping restlessly in this wet and cold place. At this moment, a loud fart broke the silence, like a fallen leaf falling on the calm water, but it rippled across the surface of the lake.

"Which king is a fart!" In the darkness, a gruff voice asked.

"It's not Allah!" A timid voice denied.

"That's what you put it! I can smell it from so far away, it's definitely you. ”

"If it's not Allah, it's not Allah, why is Nong so unreasonable!"

"Hmph, you southern demons, you really don't even care about admitting a fart."

"Northern demon, what did you just say! You dare to just (speak) again! ”

"Lao Tzu said that you southern demons are a bad breed, bite Lao Tzu!"

"Mother, Xipi! Lao Tzu heard that you northern demons are all sick, and there is a disease that will die if you don't eat dumplings during the New Year, and you have to show off all over the world! ”

"Enter your mother, I heard that you southern demons are all laughing at poverty and not prostitutes! For a hundred yuan, my mother and son can sell it...... Of course, your mothers are all dogs. ”

The representatives of the North laughed together.

"I'll make your mother, put it in my mouth and clean it up!"

"I'll just say that you southern demons are not enough for two hands, what's wrong!"

So, the 10,000 demons divided into two factions and scolded each other in the dark.

Northern representative: "Lao Tzu once went to your south and talked to a southern miscellaneous person about a duel, and this dog said that he wanted to leave some money for his wife before he died, and Lao Tzu gave him 100,000 yuan!" As a result, this guy ran away with the money, and I found out when I inquired where he got his wife. ”

Southern representative: "You northern demons are righteous and angry!" I once went to a duel with the northern demon, and this turtle son couldn't beat me, so he actually called five helpers...... Is there such a duel in the world? It's simply a shame on our compatriots. ”

SPEAKING FROM HIS HEART, LU SU HAS ALSO DONE THIS KIND OF GANK THING, BUT HE IS A SOUTHERNER...... Wrong, Southern Demon.

Representative of the North: "Nima, the demon capital of the South, has not arrived at home!" I eat all kinds of toys, mice, cats, snakes, and even dead children use shabu-shabu, which makes me sick! Are you all hungry ghosts reincarnated? ”

Southern representative: "You northern demons are good? I don't wash a piece of clothing for a year, and I take a shower every five months, and the back of my hand is black, and it makes me sick! You're going to die if you talk about hygiene. ”

The representatives of the two factions were in dispute, and some demons who had lived for a long time even brought out such historical events as "Southeast Lianbao" to talk about things, and the underground warehouse seemed to have a lively tea party.

This super polemic turned from fact to prejudice, from prejudice to insult, and finally became like a New Year's greeting from the North and South comedy stars, and all kinds of swear words flew between the two factions like invisible arrows.

Because demons have no parents, the lethality of many curses is greatly reduced, and finally evolves into insulting each other's origins.

"Northern Demon, the master who made you out is a four-legged one! A defective product like yours is not made from a pot of stewed pig's trotters! I've also heard that you brush your teeth every time you go to the toilet, and you have a really good appetite! Eat that stuff to make your brain right. ”

"Southern demon, C you! Everyone shouted together, C you, C you! ”

In terms of mental performance, these northern counterparts in the language arts seem crude and simple, not as lively as the south.

"It's noisy!" Jin Duan covered his ears and said that this super-scale scolding had woken up several of them, and only Worm Ting was still asleep unconsciously.

was scolded in a hurry, and suddenly there was a bang, and the ceiling above didn't know who had pierced a large area, and a northern demon said murderously: "If it's a man, don't play tricks!" Let's fight! ”…,