Lu Haowu returned home with a smile on his face, and he was in good spirits at happy events.

"I'm back." Lu Hao danced into Lu Jiangzhou's house and shouted happily while standing at the entrance.

"Grandpa, uncle, dad, uncle, brother Yi, third brother, Lucifer, I'm back." Lu Haowu pulled his slippers and walked into the living room.

"They're all in the restaurant!" Lu Haoshan pointed to the direction of the restaurant.

Lu Haowu entered the restaurant with a smile on his face, and greeted his family one by one with a smile on his face.

"Xiao Wu, look at the spring on your face, what are the happy events." Lu Hao'er raised her eyebrows and asked.

"Happy event? I snatched Haisheng back. Lu Haowu happily announced, "Today we are all together, eating morning tea, watching concerts, and drinking coffee." ”

"Just the two of you." Gu Yaluo asked.

"Look at what I'm saying, of course it's just the two of us." Lu Haowu sat down and said.

"What about Liu Peizhi?" Lu Hao'er asked.

"The two of us have reconciled, and Liu Peizhi will naturally become a thing of the past." Lu Haowu said as a matter of course.

"Xiao Wu, you went to great lengths to snatch back such a waste snack." Lu Hao'er shook his head and wondered, "Why doesn't the big man have a little backbone, he has already transferred the target, he should be completely transferred, why did he come back again." There is a saying: good horses don't eat back grass! ”

Lu Haowu raised his chin slightly and said, "Who am I?" I'm Lu Haowu. I'm going to make up my mind who to take, who can resist my charm. "The words fell and put on a sassy pose.

"What about your friend Liu Peizhi?" Lu Lu asked.

"What else can I do? If you are interested, you will automatically quit. Lu Haowu pinched his waist with both hands and said domineeringly.

Lu Hao'er shook her head speechlessly and said, "I really don't understand." I'm a few years old from you, why is the generation gap so deep. It was also when we had women like goblins at that time, and I wouldn't take the initiative to hook up with boys anyway. ”

"The second sister is not inactive. I don't want to at all. Lu Haowu sat down and said, "What do I think is strange about the second sister?" How can a good woman have no desires? Shaking his head, he said, "I can't figure it out." ”

"It is in vain that thousands of people in this world should be told to lie down under the apple tree and wait for the apple to fall. I'm not Newton. Lu Haowu then said, "Now in this world, when will there be apples that fall automatically, and they have been picked up long before that." Women have to shift their thoughts to the positive. Otherwise, the good boys have been picked away, and what can be done with the rest of the crooked melons and cracked dates? ”

"You're so open! This is also spoken. Lu Hao'er shook her head, "Today's girls are really shameless." ”

"Alright, kids don't talk. Hurry up and serve the food! Zhu Cuiyun shouted.

"Okay! Auntie. Lu Haowu said happily.

The family gathered around and finished the meal lively. Lu Jiangzhou received a call from a friend to go out.

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"Still going out so late?" Zhu Cuiyun looked at Lu Jiangzhou, who was neatly dressed, and said.

"A few friends go get together, I'll be back soon." Lu Jiangzhou opened the door and walked out, Zhu Cuiyun chased after him and said, "Don't come back too late, don't drive, take a taxi!" Drink less. ”

"Got it." Lu Jiangzhou was not the slightest impatient, standing in the living room and said, "Dad, Mom." I'm out, you keep playing. ”

"Come back early." Jiang Huifen said with his neck tilted.

"Got it, Mom." said that Lu Jiangzhou had already left the house. Intercepted a taxi, drove to the bar and found a few of his friends.

Lu Jiangzhou looked at several business partners, who were about the same age as him, and they were all drinking, "You asked me to come out, and I came to drink." ”

"Saturday? I also came out to have a lively time with our old friends, how boring it is to stay at home all the time! ”

"Lao Liu, you don't know that my family has dinner on Saturday." Lu Jiangzhou looked at him and said.

"I just know, I called you out so late, why are you afraid that my sister-in-law will check you!" The words fell and winked ambiguously at Lu Jiangzhou.

"What nonsense? Lao Cui. Lu Jiangzhou said with a smile.

"Our brother Lu, that's a decent gentleman, a serious Yanagi Hui, don't ruin the reputation of others."

"Hey! Old Tan, if you call me out and squeeze me like this, then I can go home. Lu Jiangzhou looked at the three of them and said.

"Okay, let's not talk about it." The three big men closed their mouths in unison.

What are old men of this age doing together? There are the old and the young, and they gather together to pour out the bitter water of life.

Lao Liu snorted and poured a sip of beer and said, "Do you remember the fat man Hou who often came to me to get materials?" ”

"Remember, there is no stupid hat at the buffet that doesn't stop talking." Lao Cui smiled, "That guy is famous, there is a bastard who doesn't take advantage of it, he takes advantage of everything, if he comes to my store to get the goods, I'm afraid, his mouth is even more powerful than a submachine gun." That's right! What happened to him. ”

Lao Liu said, "I went to take care of my stomach a while ago, and there was such a big tumor in my stomach. He gestured his finger to the size of an exaggerated ball.

"Alas...... How so! ”

"The result?" Old Tan asked.

"As a result, half of the stomach was cut, and who knew that he would die in less than two months." Lao Liu sighed.

"Heaven arranged, doomed." Lu Jiangzhou said with emotion.

"He brought it on himself." Lao Cui pouted and said, "It's not taboo to pick up an old life, drink wine, smoke it, if he doesn't die, who will die." ”

"No, he died of a heart attack." Lao Liu quickly said what he knew, "Poor! He was only forty-two years old. ”

"Didn't you have a heart check at the age of forty?" Old Tan was surprised.

Lu Jiangzhou muttered, "There is a doctor at home, and there is a full body examination every year." ”

"What about you? Don't talk about other people, eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling and blowing, nothing is touched, and it is not a kidney loss. Lao Liu looked at Lao Tan Dao.

"I'm tired." Lao Tan hurriedly said.

"Hey! When a man that is not tired. Lao Liu said with emotion.

Lu Jiangzhou patted Lao Liu's shoulder and said, "Hey! How's your dad doing? ”

"It's still the same old thing, stupid, confused. I don't know anyone anymore, but I don't know my daughter-in-law, not even my son. Lao Liu said in a depressed mood.

"Didn't you see a doctor?" Lao Cui asked.

"I saw it, and I said it was Alzheimer's." Lao Liu sighed.

"What's that?" The three of them looked at Lao Liu Dao in unison.

"I don't know what kind of bullshit it is, the doctor said, memory loss, remembering the past, not remembering the present. Breakfast was just eaten and forgotten in the blink of an eye. Lao Liu sighed.

"Isn't there no shortage of people around you?" Lu Jiangzhou said.

"Yes! The last time I ran out, I was almost hit by a car, and I couldn't remember the way home, my name, or where my home was. In the end, the police were kind enough to take it in. We searched for a long time and called the police to find it. In the end, he was given a sign with his name, home address and phone number, and if he lost it, a well-wisher or a police officer could send it back. Speaking of this, Lao Liu's eyes were full of moisture, "If you have an accident, it happened only last week, and he took the toast and ate it with soap." As you know, my dad sang Cantonese opera and didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and he couldn't sleep until he finished singing, and the noisy neighbors couldn't sleep. Sometimes when we sing Cantonese opera, we still have to play with him, right? And the stick went up and struck us all over the house. Now I can fold this Cantonese opera. The most infuriating and funny thing is that my dad was born in martial arts, and we couldn't subdue him, only to be beaten. ”

"Why are you still beating you?" Lu Jiangzhou didn't understand.

"You also know that when the old man was an apprentice, he was beaten by the master a lot. I sang it wrong, it was a disaster, a disaster! Lao Liu smiled bitterly.

"Yes, yes, at that time, filial piety came out under the stick."

"If you want to be noble before men, you must suffer later."

"One minute on stage, ten years of work off stage, and the children who learn drama are not less beaten by the master."

Lao Liu continued, "This brain is confused, I can't find a bathroom, just under the shrine, I pee on the land......"

"Doesn't your wife also go to work? Who will take care of your family? Lao Cui asked.

"I quit my job and focused on taking care of my dad at home." Lao Liu continued, "As the old saying goes, young couples are always companions, it's really good to have a daughter-in-law!" She served my dad like a child. ”

"We can't stand it, she's really patient, no wonder my dad doesn't recognize anyone, just thinks it's this daughter-in-law." Lao Liu's face was both bitter and gratifying, "Don't get this disease in the future, my son and I don't want to torture and go crazy, guess what my rabbit cub said: After Dad, you and your mother are old, will you be like Grandpa?" ”

"Tell me what kind of bullshit this is, what will happen? What if it won't? Shouldn't a son take care of his parents? Lao Liu patted the table and said.

"I remember if your second brother and sister weren't housewives?" Lu Jiangzhou said suddenly,

"By the way, don't you have a sister?" Lao Tan also echoed.

"Share the burden, the family will live for a month, so I can take a breath." Lao Cui said.

"Hey! Don't mention it, my sister married in Taiwan, where is my second brother, dogs are more important than people, I'm afraid that my dad will not be like a human in a few days, and ghosts will not be like ghosts. Lao Liu said helplessly.

"Your second brother is really not a thing, and he won't pay back the money he borrowed from you, and now he lives in a big house, and he still hires a Filipino maid, not to mention that you guys who still live in the tenement building." Lu Jiangzhou said angrily.

"What else can I do, who made us a family." Lao Liu took a deep breath and comforted himself.

"Don't they have a part in the old people? If there is a benefit, it is a family, and if there is no benefit, it will hide faster than anyone else. Lao Tan patted him on the shoulder and said, "This doesn't work, doesn't your wife complain?" (To be continued.) )

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