Chapter Twenty-Seven: It's You
I don't know how long it took, but the bodyguards who rushed up broke the peace, and they were about to hold the perpetrator down.
The young perpetrator was still in a dream, Zhu Xiaodan came to his senses first, and exclaimed: "It turned out to be your ......"
The young man's face moved, and he finally woke up, smiled, and said, "Oh, I didn't expect to meet you here, I'm glad to be there...... If nothing else, then I won't bother you and go first...... Goodbye! ”
Then he turned around and was about to leave. Zhu Xiaodan grabbed his arm in a hurry and smiled coldly: "We are so fateful, we have to have a good chat, don't be in a hurry to leave!" ”
The bodyguard was a little confused: "Miss, do you know each other?" ”
Zhu Xiaodan quickly weighed in his heart: "If you don't know each other, the bodyguard will definitely beat this person away, and when he encounters a dead mouse, he finally bumps into the big enemy, where will he find it?" ”
At that moment, his mind turned, he smiled slightly, and said, "He's my boyfriend......" After that, his face was hot and sweating wildly. immediately explained to himself, "My husband has acted, and my boyfriend is simply pediatric." ”
Thinking about it like this, Zhu Xiaodan's face thickened significantly, and his expression became much more straightforward.
But what kind of role is a bodyguard, how can it be so easy to fool? Looking at this young man, not to mention ragged clothes, at least he is also a down-and-out person, how can he be worthy of Miss Qianjin?
A bodyguard immediately asked the young man, "Is she your girlfriend?" ”
The young man was taken aback, and said in his heart: "If I am full of food and drink, it will be easy to deal with these second-class bodyguards, but now I am so hungry that my heart is close to my back, and if I really fight, I will inevitably lose the wind and suffer losses." It's better to admit that it's his boyfriend, not only a lot of meat, but also cheap, and then YY is also excellent! ”
He immediately replied, "Yes, she's my girlfriend!" He added in his heart, "But I haven't been to bed." ”
The bodyguard immediately asked, "What's her name?" ”
Name? The young man was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: "I also remember the name of this witch burned to ashes!" ”
Then he laughed and said, "Since it's a girlfriend, how can there be a reason not to know the name?" ”
The bodyguard looked at the young man with a fierce eye, and his expression was obvious: Dare to fool me, be careful to break your neck!
The young man squinted at the bodyguard, and said solemnly: "It's called Zhu Xiaodan!" ”
The bodyguard's face moved, but he was still unwilling, turned to Zhu Xiaodan and asked, "Is he really your boyfriend?" ”
Zhu Xiaodan said angrily: "Is your wife okay with her husband on the street?" ”
The bodyguard is not married yet, and it is not much irritating for his wife to buckle the green hat, and then asks as if interrogating a prisoner: "Then what is his name?" ”
This really stumped Zhu Xiaodan, she really didn't know what his name was! I was in a hurry, and it happened that a truck transporting fresh milk drove by, and the body advertisement sprayed a black and white cow, a young farmer woman with big breasts and round hips, milking the cow with affection.
Look at the young man in front of him, his wheat-colored skin, and his body is as strong as a cow, oh no, like a bull!
Zhu Xiaodan had an idea and blurted out: "His name is Hei Niu!" ”
The bodyguards covered their mouths and smiled, and the questioning bodyguard continued: "Black bull? Is this a personal name? ”
Zhu Xiaodan pouted and said, "We all call each other nicknames!" He also called me Guodanpi......" said that, his face flushed, and he lowered his head shyly.
The bodyguards were numb and shivering.
Boyfriend! Girlfriend! All right!
The bodyguard saw that this was the rhythm of flirting and scolding, and quickly stepped aside.
Zhu Xiaodan said in his heart: "If you want to take revenge and punish the big enemy, you have to get rid of the bodyguard." He made up his mind, glanced at the young man affectionately, and said in a loud voice: "Black Bull, I knocked down someone, what do you say I should do?" ”
Young people are at a loss.
Zhu Xiaodan looked at his arms and knees, and he really scratched his skin. Without waiting for an answer, he winked at him and said, "I want you to take me to the hospital!" ”
The bodyguard heard that he was going to the hospital, so serious! Immediately became nervous and said, "Miss, why don't I call a car over!" ”
Zhu Xiaodan glared at the bodyguard: "Don't be nosy!" ”
Another bodyguard smiled secretly and enlightened the bodyguard who wanted to call a car: "Can't you see people flirting and scolding? The elm head is too incomprehensible, right? Just follow along! ”
The bodyguard suddenly realized, woke up like a dream, and nodded yes.
The young man said in his heart: "Go to the hospital? Just look for an opportunity to get rid of the bodyguard first, and then it will be much easier to get rid of this witch! He immediately agreed.
The tripod beam of the off-road bike has been bent by the can, and it is obvious that it cannot be ridden, Zhu Xiaodan said: "You carry me away!" ”
The young man said in his heart: "I'm so hungry that I'm going to lie down, how can I carry you!" Although you are not a pig...... then smiled and said, "Let's fight, let's go quickly." ”
Zhu Xiaodan smiled coldly in his heart: "This is the first step to rectify you!" Take a taxi and go, are you really my boyfriend? He said, "What time is it?" Go so early, the hospital hasn't opened yet! If you're not in a hurry, you'll carry me away! ”
The young man said, "The emergency department is open 24 hours a day!" Let's fight it. As he spoke, he walked to the side of the road and tried to stop the taxi.
Zhu Xiaodan said angrily: "The doctors in the emergency department know everything, but they are not good at anything, they are all quacks, if they really want to diagnose and treat me half-paralyzed, I will rely on you for the rest of my life!" ”
Hemiplegia? Paralysed in bed? Eat, drink, and Lazar all in bed! Do you want me to be a cow and a horse for the rest of my life? And it can't ...... Love love!
The young man was startled and quickly dismissed the idea of going to the emergency department, but insisted on taking a taxi anyway.
Zhu Xiaodan explained: "The taxi is too bumpy, which makes people panic and hurt. ”
The young man was furious in his heart: "You have just given birth to a child, how can the pain from the wound below be shaken?" Besides, this asphalt road is smoother than your bed, and it's bumpy! ”
However, with anger in his heart, the fierce bodyguard was beside him, and the young man had to pretend to be kind on the surface, and said: "It's okay, I'll hold you in the car, and it will have a shock-absorbing effect to some extent, and the pain of the wound will be invisible." ”
Strangle, isn't this obviously rubbing oil? When I'm a fool!
Zhu Xiaodan's eyebrows were upside down and he was about to have a seizure, and suddenly realized that he was still acting, and if he still minded his boyfriend rubbing his girlfriend's oil, this scene would be a goof. I had to endure it and swallow this evil breath back.
A taxi came from afar, and the young man waved to stop, but Zhu Xiaodan came with a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, so he just didn't get into the car.
's brother teased his hand and cut it: "Neurotic! "Slam on the gas pedal and sped away.
When the bodyguards heard this, they were furious, and they knew that they couldn't catch up with the taxi, but they also had to pretend to chase it, while shouting: "You TMD is looking for death!" …… I'm tired of being alive and want to be reborn, right? …… Hurry up and write down the license plate number...... n895…… The last two can't see clearly......"