706.Emergencies (2/5)
After winning the championship, the next thing is to celebrate, and I must go to a restaurant to have a big meal. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
But their combination has become a celebrity in Christchurch, handsome oriental guys, gentle beauties, elf little loli and righteous parrots, someone waved hello as soon as they got out of the car, and girls came up to ask for a group photo.
Wang Bo was in the limelight and felt like he had become a star.
A boy with freckles on his face came over and asked, "Can I take a picture with the Champion Commander?" ”
"Of course."
Wang Bo looked at the people who took turns to take pictures with the army commander and laughed, and said to Eva: "When will there be Marseille?" I can't wait to bring the local tyrant gold to the field, I really don't know what my attention will be like if the local tyrant gold wins the Marseille championship. ”
Eva smiled: "I'm sorry, my dear, it's not you who cares about you, now you are the military commander, and you will be the local tyrant gold in the future." ”
She also thinks that Tuhao Jin will definitely be able to win the Marseille championship, and now that he has not trained, Tuhao Jin has shown strong and terrifying speed, explosiveness and patience, which is born for the championship.
Wang Bo was just about to argue, when someone suddenly ran wildly, and someone shouted: "The commander has been robbed!" ”
Paralysis and someone snatching birds in court? Lao Wang reacted quickly, and chased after him!
As a result, after he ran out, a voice sounded behind him: "Ah, here! Ah, your mother blew up! ”
As soon as this familiar voice sounded, Wang Bo was stunned, wasn't the military commander snatched away and ran ahead? What's going on behind this?
Eva was not stunned, she heard the sound and rushed to a passerby who was walking with his head down, and kicked the tip of her shoe in the knee from behind.
The passerby was also ruthless, staggered two steps and steadied himself, took out a dagger and stabbed Eva!
Eva stepped on high heels and still walked fast, slender **** crossed steps backwards to avoid the dagger, bent her knees against the wrists of passers-by, and quickly threw her fist, punching him right in the middle of the nose.
This position is the soft underbelly of the face, and it is common to see people bleeding from the face in boxing matches, that is, the blood that flows after the bridge of the nose is broken.
Eva works out every day, her fists are hard enough, and when she punches up, passers-by scream and subconsciously bend down to cover her nose.
Wang Bo chased after him, jumped up and volleyed a volley, kicking the passerby away.
Little Lori hurriedly went up to search him, and then found the commander of the Fu'er Bar in his arms.
The captain's feathers were stained with some oil, and it would be as if it had been ravaged by 108 female parrots, and it would be called listlessness.
Eva sniffed it and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, **** spray." ”
Someone next to me called the police, because there was an event today, Christchurch police patrolled the streets, and soon someone came to ask what was going on.
The thing is very simple, that is, someone wanted to snatch the military commander, and the two cooperated to commit the crime, and one of them took the opportunity to take a photo of the military commander and sprayed **** spray on its head and then his companion fled.
In this way, most people think that the one who escaped is a thief, but in fact, the one who actually did it picked up a parrot and left as a passerby.
That is, the commander is strong, and the **** spray did not stun it, otherwise it might have been snatched away today.
There was no danger, the two bird snatchers were arrested, the one on the ground was more miserable, Wang Bo's last flying leg was comparable to Messi's broken heavy artillery, and he was finally carried into the ambulance.
The military commander was ****, Wang Bo and his entourage were not in the mood to go to the restaurant to eat again, so they casually bought some things and returned to the hotel.
As a result, the hotel had already learned of their victory, and as soon as they entered, the managers and waiters applauded: "Welcome to the triumph of the champion!" ”
Wang Bo nodded in a low-key manner and walked into the elevator, the manager caught up and wanted to take a group photo, he had to patiently say that he was in some trouble and would take a group photo tomorrow.
The little yellow-hatted commissar looked curiously at the environment in the room, and the commander and queen pounced on it, and screamed in fright: "Big dog! ”
As soon as it spoke, Wang Bo and Eva were very surprised, this parrot only said one word, but it said this word very slipperily, it did not have the stiffness of ordinary parrots, and the tone was a bit similar to that of humans.
In this way, Wang Bo didn't quite understand, why did its previous owner throw it away? Apparently this is a bird with a great talent for language.
But looking at the little yellow hat's bare neck and head, it's easy to understand that its former owner was obviously a cold-blooded bastard, and must have abused it in order to learn to speak. Now finding that it does not bring honor and money, threw it away.
Wang Bo fed it a few grains of bird food, gave it some water, and finally calmed it.
The commander saw that Lao Wang and Eva were busy with the parrot, so he said in a strange way: "Ah, dogs eat birds!" Ah, eat you! ”
Lao Wang smiled, nodded his forehead and said, "Okay, you take care of yourself first, you're about to fall into a coma and you're jealous." ”
The commander muttered dissatisfiedly: "Ah, this! ”
Eva wiped the commander with warm water, and slowly, it began to regain its spirits.
The commissar had one wing injured and couldn't move, and stood on the table and pretended to sleep.
The commander flew up, walked up to him with a figure-eight step, and stared at the little yellow hat with sharp eyes.
Seeing this, the political commissar hurriedly took a bird food from his side and gave it a timidly look.
The commander actually snorted: "Hmph! Ah, I don't eat! Ah, eat you! ”
As he spoke, he spread his wings and probed forward to scare the little yellow hat, which was called a murderous one.
The little yellow hat stepped back in fear, and the commander became more and more nervous, pressing forward until it reached the edge of the table.
Wang Bo was just about to speak, but the political commissar who was forced to be anxious did not weaken anymore, but rushed forward with an arrow, opened his mouth and gave the commander a mouthful.
The military commander is the strongest and most powerful animal that Lao Wang has ever seen, and when he bullied the little yellow hat before, he was like Nan Batian, and he seemed to want to swallow the little yellow hat alive.
After being bitten by the little yellow hat, it pecked off two hairs, and it immediately flew to Lao Wang with a scream, plunged into his arms, and shouted aggrievedly: "Ah, it bites me!" Ah, bully the commander! ”
Wang Bo put it on the head of the bed and said, "Okay, don't you provoke people, won't it be fine?" Sleep honestly and go home tomorrow. ”
The commander was immediately dissatisfied, and shouted aggrievedly: "Ah, I don't love the commander!" Ah, don't be a military commander! Ah, the commander is miserable! Ah, death to the commander! ”
Wang Bo: "......"
The little Lori in the bedroom next to her heard it and said, "Teacher, you send me the political commissar, I'll sleep with it." ”
Lao Wang lay down, too lazy to move, and said, "Let's sleep together tomorrow, the teacher takes off his clothes and sleeps." ”
After a while, little Lori said in horror: "Teacher, there seems to be someone at the door, go and take a look!" Are you here to steal birds? ”
Lao Wang was startled, so he put on his clothes and carefully went out to see, there was nothing, and then he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "You are wrong, no one." ”
Little Lori lay on the bed and said lightly: "Oh, then you can help me send my political commissar over by the way."
(To be continued.) )