See how he ends! Zhu Xiaodan hugged his hands on the twin peaks on his chest and put on a gloating expression in advance.

Ling Feng walked to the bun shop. This is a very narrow store, business is light, the boss and the guy saw a customer come to the door, with a smile on his face, and greeted warmly: "The buns just out of the cage, the fillings are freshly made......

Ling Feng waved his hand and motioned to stop. Bypassing the boss, I walked straight to the store, looked at the cutting board for cutting meat, and there was still a little meat sauce left, and mosquitoes and flies kept taking off and landing on the board, greedily sucking the sweet gravy.

Ling Feng quietly scraped a little meat sauce with his fingernails and walked up to the boss. The boss thought that he had to check the hygiene before buying steamed buns, and said with a sneer: "Small business, narrow place, messy shop, how forgive me." ”

Ling Feng said: "As long as the buns are delicious and hygienic, don't eat them and have diarrhea, nothing else is a problem." ”

The boss is a character who climbs up with a pole, and hurriedly said: "This is certain, don't look at the store, but this entrance thing, we don't dare to have a conscience!" ……”

This boss is also a chatter, let's just talk about myself, and forget that he is selling steamed buns.

Ling Feng saw the opportunity and flicked the meat sauce between his fingernails to the boss's fat face. The boss's fat face suddenly shrugged up, and he seemed to feel a little uncomfortable, but the meat sauce was too small, so it didn't attract much attention after all, and the boss continued: "I have been making steamed buns for 20 years, and I can be regarded as a senior professional in steamed buns. Isn't the dog famous for ignoring buns? Famous! Isn't it delicious? Delicious! Don't look at the small buns, it's too much to pay attention to......"

As he spoke, a fly bomber buzzed and landed on the boss's fat face. Ling Feng smiled slightly and interrupted him: "You have a fly on your face!" ”

The boss seemed to feel it, and raised his hand to slap it on his face, but unfortunately he slapped it a few times in a row, and it was half a beat slower than the fly, and his face was crackled by himself, and the fly was not next to the hair. The boss was so angry that he was panting.

Ling Feng proudly looked at Zhu Xiaodan, who was holding his hands on his chest.

Zhu Xiaodan stood far away, watching the boss open his bow left and right, slapping himself in the face, he was already dumbfounded, he really didn't know what Ling Feng had lowered, making the boss obey him as if he was crazy.

The excitement is yet to come!

Ling Feng said to his boss: "Do you know that dengue fever has been epidemic recently? ”

"Yes!" The boss replied while swatting flies.

"Do you know the dangers of dengue fever?" Ling Feng continued to ask.

"Yes!" The boss said.

"Do you know how dengue fever spreads?"

The boss thought for a moment and said, "It seems to be a mosquito ......"

"Like flies!" Ling Feng flickered, "Mosquitoes and flies are not separated, and the diseases that mosquitoes can transmit can be the same as flies!" ”

The boss's face suddenly changed, and he waved his fat hand and drove even harder.

Helplessly, a few other flies also rushed to join in the fun, and the boss was even more overwhelmed, thinking that he was about to be infected with dengue fever, and his face was as frightened as dirt.

Ling Feng looked at the boss's bear-like appearance, covered his stomach and secretly laughed.

Suddenly, the boss stretched his face in front of Ling Feng and begged, "This little brother, please help me and chase away the flies!" ”

Ling Feng hesitated: "How is this appropriate." You don't think I'm going to slap you, do you? ”

The boss cried and said, "No, no, you're saving your life!" ”

Ling Feng reluctantly said, "Then I might as well be respectful." ”

turned to look at Zhu Xiaodan again. At this time, Zhu Xiaodan had already put his hand down from the twin peaks and was looking at him with wide eyes.

Ling Feng grunted his knuckles a few times, and slapped his hands towards the left and right sides of the boss's face......

Because Zhu Xiaodan was standing far away, she naturally couldn't hear the conversation between Ling Feng and the boss. However, this did not affect her vision, the boss slapped herself, and Ling Feng slapped the boss, Zhu Xiaodan was in full view. He immediately covered his mouth and was stunned.

Ling Feng has martial arts skills, so he naturally has quick hands and quick eyes, and a few flies are not ready to be caught? After slapping the boss a few times, kill all the flies. The boss looked at the corpses of flies scattered on the ground, and admired Ling Feng.

After killing the flies, Ling Feng waved his hand at Zhu Xiaodan, who was still in a daze, and motioned for her to come over. Zhu Xiaodan sighed, woke up like a dream, and walked over honestly.

Ling Feng pointed to the bun and said, "Boss, bring me ten cages!" ”

The boss was so overjoyed that he almost jumped up and hurriedly packed ten steamed buns. Ling Feng picked up the bun and walked away.

Zhu Xiaodan hurriedly opened the wallet, put a hundred-yuan bill on the table, said that there was no need to look for it, and followed Ling Feng away. After Zhu Xiaodan left, after the boss carefully confirmed that it was not a counterfeit banknote, his whole body trembled with excitement, and he knelt down with his legs in front of the sky, and prostrate deeply.

Ling Feng ate the steamed buns as he walked, and kept praising the delicious steamed buns, and when he saw Zhu Xiaodan coming up, he wiped his oily hand on his clothes behind his back and said, "Come, turn your ass over!" ”

Zhu Xiaodan was puzzled: "What? ”

Ling Feng said unhappily: "Did you really forget, or are you fake?" ”

Maybe Zhu Xiaodan really forgot and looked surprised.

Ling Feng had no choice but to help her recall: "Didn't we make a bet just now? ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "Yes, I remember! ”

Ling Feng continued: "Do you remember what you lost betting?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said angrily: "I have already paid for the buns for you!" If you didn't pay, would you be able to eat so well? ”

Ling Feng said: "I didn't say buns!" You're going to have to let me touch my ass if you lose! Haven't forgotten? ”

Zhu Xiaodan was taken aback, and remembered that it seemed to be like this. Not only was her face flushed, but she was embarrassed.

Ling Feng took another bite of the bun and laughed: "I am willing to lose the bet, come on, come on, come on!"

Zhu Xiaodan looked at the passers-by, her pretty face was even redder, and she said in a voice like a mosquito and a fly: "There are too many people on the road......

Ling Feng said in his heart: "It doesn't seem to be cheating, it's just that there are too many passers-by and they are shy." "There was a rush of ecstasy in my heart.

"This is easy to do, when you get to a place where no one is, you can touch my ass again." Ling Feng grinned.

Zhu Xiaodan was noncommittal, but buried his head lower.

"Eat buns first!" Ling Fengzhi was smug and laughed.

In the blink of an eye, Ling Feng had eaten the ten steamed buns like a whirlwind, and he didn't feel that his physical strength had increased greatly, and he weighed whether to fight with the witch's bodyguard, and then fled. At this moment, it was easy to get rid of the witch.

It's just that......

She still owes me a butt that I didn't touch, so she left, didn't she go to grandma's house?

Loss, absolute loss!

Since ancient times, food and lust have been true.

The result of weighing is: do not escape. Wait until you touch the little witch's ass!

Through the layers of branches and leaves, a huge red "ten" character looms in front of it. It turns out that I am almost at the hospital!

Ling Feng had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk to the hospital with Zhu Xiaodan.