When we returned to the city, it was already dark, and after Sun Hao parked his car, everyone walked into a food stall near his house.

"Xiaoshan has a treat today, let's order as much as you like." After everyone sat down, Sun Hao said with a wicked smile.

The mood of the crowd, which had been sluggish, rose sharply.

"Why?"

"Because you're in for a treat."

"I'm asking why I'm in for a treat? Aren't they all AA system? And today I should have the right to order. ”

"Isn't it you who order every time?" Xiaolu said dissatisfiedly.

"Don't you order food every time?"

"Those are not what we want to order, the dishes we want to order, we can't eat until you shut up." Zhou Ying teased.

"So today we order, you have a treat." Sun Hao said.

"Why?" I wondered

"What am I hiring you for today?"

"Answer questions you don't understand."

"It's not that we don't understand, it's that we don't want to think about it." Feng Xiaolu said.

"And what did you answer?"

"There are speculations, inferences and counter-extrapolations based on facts"

"The result? What about the final facts we want? ”

"That, uh"

"What is it, that is, I hired you to answer questions, but you prevaricate us with speculation and inference and obscure words? This is fraud. Sun Hao said.

I broke, pondered about today's events, and nodded with difficulty.

"That is, you didn't do your job and you want to collect the commission fraudulently, what is that?"

"It's a breach of contract." I replied.

"Sort of?" Sun Hao stepped forward step by step*.

"Oh, a breach of contract."

"How should the breach of contract be calculated?"

"Today's commission, plus wasted energy and time, as well as time to fix and restart, and resources to expend." I whispered.

"Your commission today is going to be added to the dinner, so," Sun Hao said with a wicked smile.

"So, let's order, I'm in for a treat today." I said.

The crowd cheered.

"Brother Xiaoshan is so pitiful." Ruxue said with a sigh.

"Are we really pitiful, knowing why we've been meeting at home all the time? Because when ordering food outside, Xiaoshan will always have a bunch of rhetoric, you want to eat a braised chicken head, test chicken wings or something, Xiaoshan can talk about microorganisms, growth process to processing, and will also cite ancient sacrifices, European mythology, and finally rise to the height of philosophy, do you say we can still eat? In the end, we can only eat the dishes we have eaten before, so that at least we can shut him up. Feng Xiaolu said

Lu Xue nodded blankly, and said softly, "Brother Xiaoshan is so pitiful." ”

After a while, the table was full of food and beer, Sun Hao raised his glass and said, "Come, everyone, cheers for today's victory." Everyone laughed and raised their glasses, I slowly raised my glass, took a sip, put down my glass, and still pondered today's events.

"What does Brother Xiaoshan think?" Lu Xue asked with a smile.

"Fix bugs." I replied.

"Don't think about it, if you can figure it out, there will be no legends in this world." Sun Hao said.

"There are some things that you tend to fall into the more you think about them, and there are always things that are impossible to reason with logic." Zhou Ying said.

I nodded, looked at the table, and said, "Why did you order seafood, it's still deep-sea, as well as braised chicken head, spicy duck neck, these are all of them."

"Shut up, Hill." Everyone roared in unison.

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"Poor little brother." Ruxue muttered.

Today's dinner party everyone had a lot of fun and the atmosphere was high, probably trying to deliberately cover up the day's experience, and everyone was very active. No one talked about what happened during the day, as if we hadn't been to that little mountain village today, and hadn't seen that unexplained thing. This is where we meet, and today is just an ordinary gathering. But I know that some things are not forgotten by covering up, they will reside in the heart, becoming clearer, more and more memorable, more and more real.

"Why do you always like to bully Brother Xiaoshan?" Lu Xue asked puzzled.

"Bullying? Sister, we didn't bully your little brother, we are taking care of him, crazy people need to be taken care of. Sun Hao said with a wicked smile.

"I'm not crazy, we went to the psychology department together and did the test." I said.

"Yes, after you tested, the senior who gave you the test dropped out, and he was still a top student."

"Why?" Luxue asked.

"Who knows? But we all suspect that he may be crazy. Sun Hao replied.

Everyone laughed.

"Xiaoshan is not crazy, how can he be crazy? I think people like us who are constantly with him are crazy. Xiaolu said with a smile.

Another burst of laughter.

"When you get married, you're likely to come to the parties less often." Zhou Ying said with a somewhat lonely expression.

"How so? This piece of wood in my house is very nostalgic, and we are both crazy people who have to take care of Xiaoshan, a normal person. Xiaolu said with a smile.

Zhang Hui nodded again and again, and everyone continued to laugh.

"Xiaoshan, come, bless this couple who are about to enter the 'grave' with your unique view of love and marriage," Sun Hao said with a cup.

"Marriage and love are different." I said.

"Of course, why else would you make up the word?"

"Marriage is just a certificate added on the basis of love, and when you talk about marriage, you still have to talk about love." I said.

"What is the chemistry of the thalamus?" Sun Hao continued to laugh.

"That's just a reaction of love, not love itself, and if you look at love as a thing, it can be explained by the theory of relativity."

"And the Jew here?" Xiaolu asked with a smile.

"All I know is that the man has two wives, but I don't even have one." Sun Hao said with a smile.

"It's two," I corrected, "the equation of relativity is e=mc^2 is the square of energy equal to mass multiplied by the speed of light, if we change the substitution, it is love equal to the square of the body by the emotion, the body can be understood as the genetics, the square of the emotion is the personal emotion multiplied by the emotional feedback after giving the emotion for the other person, the emotion is equal to the thinking, it can also be said that love is equal to the body by the square of the mind." The human body is showing a weakening trend in adulthood, that is, to ensure love, it must become stronger and more inclusive in terms of emotion or thinking, otherwise it is difficult for the love equation to be established, which is also the phenomenon of divorce. ”

"Is there only physical need and no emotional compatibility?" Zhang Hui asked, and then whispered, "It's awkward to talk like this." ”

"Yes, but not one of them is zero, it is one-sided and very small, thus expanding the physical needs, which is called Stockholm syndrome in psychology, simply put, the hostage falls in love with the kidnapper, only the mind has no physical needs, it is called platonic love, but neither form lasts, and it is difficult to maintain stability in a single quantity."

"Brother Xiaoshan, what you said is not right, if there is a body alone, that is, the advantage of genes, if there is a person whose genes are strong enough, such as Superman, then he can also get love without thinking, and there is emotion that can be maintained for a long time or even for life, this is how slaves in ancient times loved slave owners." Lu Xue said.

"First of all, Superman is not human, he is fundamentally different from humans, his genetic sequence is impossible to be compatible with human genes, and there will be no offspring, that is to say, his genes are useless, if his reproductive mode is different from humans, then he will probably not reap love. As for the slaves, it was in ancient times, when information and ideas were not developed, and the slaves could only trust the authority that brought their own benefits, that is, the slave owners. I said.

"What about King Kong, how do you explain it, you can't deny the existence of this form." Lu Xue argued.

"Another crazy one." Sun Hao shook his head helplessly

Another burst of laughter.

"Compared to what theory of relativity, I appreciate quanta more, oh, it's body entanglement." Sun Hao smiled again.

"What about you, Xiaoshan? Will you have love? Xiaolu asked.

Everyone looked at me in unison.

"No, probably not."

"Oh, what if a woman spotted you and ran to your room and stripped naked?" Sun Hao looked at me with a wicked smile. "That's impossible, if it were just a hypothesis, I would have asked her out of the room, my body, oh, my genes are not good, I have a family history of genetic diseases, heart disease and cancer, according to my equation it is doomed to fail love, failed marriage, since it is doomed then why spend time and energy on this meaningless thing." I replied. "Brother Xiaoshan is so pitiful." Ruxue sighed. "Oh, I'm relieved." Sun Hao smiled evilly, raised the cup and drank it in one gulp.