Chapter 78: Let's hang up the sports meeting
The sports meeting in middle school is not like that of university, the conditions are very simple, that is, everyone moves their desks and chairs to the playground, and each class has a field, and sits in the open air. But even in such humble conditions, everyone is full of interest, in fact, at this age carefree, they will feel very happy to lock up a group of people and let them talk nonsense, as long as they don't go to class! What's more, you can also eat, and you can also use exercise to sway off excess hormones.
There is generally a simple opening ceremony before the school sports meeting, this opening ceremony is very silly, that is, each class walks the team, one by one to the rostrum to be reviewed, this is the most depressing thing, the military training queue performance penultimate strength, I really don't like to join this lively, and finally Liu Busy and a few candidates discussed, since there are many girls, simply use all girls, the team will give you a model performance! It's called a different way!
Thinking of this, Liu Busy's enthusiasm for participation was instantly ignited! Isn't it the women's honor guard? Isn't it just to make something special? Being rich is so capricious! Skipping class and running out to order 25 sets of uniform short skirts, all flight attendant shapes, when customizing, it was specially emphasized that the skirt should be shorter! A little shorter! At the front of the queue, Zhu Yeqing played cards, Liu was not stingy, and ran to the mall to get a leather coat for Zhu Yeqing, and specially equipped with a pair of strap-on over-the-knee boots, and he didn't want to take them off in three or five minutes. (As for why, you know) anyway, the girls in the class put on their suits and kicked the right step, and the other classes wanted to go together!
In addition, Liu Xian also specially rented a king-size hydrogen balloon for the class, hung a banner, which is a sponsor link, which reads "Niu B skewer shop wishes the 8th class of high school to achieve excellent results in the sports meeting", I didn't expect this advertisement to be really effective, I heard that there were indeed a lot of students in the mine in the skewer shop, or I specially inquired to find it.
On the day of the sports meeting, the women's honor guard of 25 people really grabbed the camera, Liu was busy holding the DV, above board, in order to make the characters appear taller, they all chose to squat on the ground and shoot on their backs, and when it was windy, they were even more concentrated, lest they miss a trace of excitement. When other classes walked to the rostrum, they all shouted some slogans that urged people to urinate, what kind of exercise to defend the motherland, what to develop sports, and what to enhance the people's physique. And Class 8 collectively waved and smiled at the school leader, "Hi! The headmaster almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
The first item of the sports meeting is a collective project, tug-of-war, this project is the most cheating, a class of 20 people, regardless of men and women, a total of six men in the eighth class, and the science class is full of boys! What is a little bit humane is that considering this unfair factor, in order to take care of the liberal arts class, the tug-of-war is first divided between the arts and sciences, and finally the first liberal arts and the first science determine the champion and runner-up, and it is still very easy to get the 7th class, and it is difficult to distinguish the six boys in the 7th class among the girls. However, against the science class, there was no chance of winning at all, and everyone wanted to abstain, but Liu Xian frowned, and bad water came out.
The science class duel each other for several rounds, and the winner is Class 2, and when you look at their lineup, there are 7 big fat people in it! Didn't you say that the fat people in the mine were all killed by the cooks in the canteen? Is there anything that slips through the net? How did they get to where they are now? It's not easy to maintain your weight under such harsh conditions!
On the other hand, only four of the women's army in Class 8 can reach the average level of the other party, and the weight of the six cakes and the madman may not be able to catch up with the girls. The tug-of-war is a best-of-three system, the first game, the referee shouted to prepare, and this side was the first to compete, but as soon as the two words were spoken, the collective handle of the eighth class was loosened, and the fat people of the second class of the fall pressed one by one, and it took a long time to get up, and everyone was going crazy. In the second game, Class 8 was still giggling like that, and the referee shouted that the other party didn't dare to make a big effort, and was suddenly attacked by the women's army and pulled over at once. It was a one-to-one draw! In the third game, the old tricks were repeated, and like the first game, the rope was tightened when preparing, and some of the second class began to shout, and some of the two classes did not dare to make efforts, and the heart was not aligned, and the center of gravity was pulled off at once. As a result, the second shift was caught off guard again, and was pulled across the red line again. It is said that the tug-of-war competition is the first time in the history of the mine.
Of course, there is no way to be so clever in other competitions, but the yin and yang are not no good at all, the girls in class eight are very powerful, and the last one can basically get a ranking, Zhu Yeqing and Lin Ran are all athletes, just think about Zhu Yeqing's leg speed, and the average boy is not an opponent, Lin Ran's body is born for sports, two long legs, two steps and three steps to the top of the family, the same as a deer. Even the inconspicuous little Lori has outstanding endurance, and she won a runner-up after 800 meters, and her little face was flushed, which was very cute.
The biggest attraction of the women's competition is not who won the first place, the beauty is running, which is enough to attract attention, you can't run in cotton pants, right? The firm thighs under the shorts, plus the rhythm of the trembling on the chest! When Qi Xuanran, the sophomore senior sister of high school, got out of the game, almost all the boys in the school beat at the same rhythm! It's breathtaking! Of course, in order to record this exciting moment, Liu Busy followed Mei Diao Chan for a lap on the playground!
Although there are no fluctuations to appreciate on the boys' side, there are still a lot of highlights, the old donkey sprint is indeed an invincible existence, and the 100 meters actually fell to the second nearly 10 meters! ran 11.1 seconds, won the championship without suspense, and broke the school record! In contrast, Liu Xian's champion is much inferior, down 1,500 meters, tired like a dog, sticking out his tongue and really can't be handsome. 800 meters is not a long-distance run, the advantage of physical fitness can not be played, only won a second, Liu was busy unwillingly, and finally let go, 3000 meters also rushed up, but won the championship, but almost only half a life is left. The 4x400 meters relay abstained, and the 4x100 meters was extraordinary, although Liu was busy, the mouse and the third aunt were average, but the baton handover was smooth, and there was not much left, and the old donkey finally battered, like a wild donkey that had taken off the reins, rode the dust and won the championship by himself. Out of the limelight in front of the girls.
Although the third aunt is not tall, her strength is not small, and she has achieved good results in shot put and discus, of course, this is also related to the fact that there are no fat people in the mine. The rat can do anything, nothing stands out, except for the 400 meters to take the third, there is nothing else. The madman and the six cakes went on the high jump and hurdles, and the first round of the high jump came down, and the six cakes almost lost their glasses, and there was no accident in the hurdles, and the two were not divided into a group, so they took the penultimate place in their respective groups. Anyway, I participated in it.
During the competition, in order to facilitate the notice, the school also moved the radio sound equipment to the playground, in addition to reporting some war reports, notices, but also read some limerick poems such as "the spring breeze of reform blows all over the ground", among which there are some well-known sentences, what "the red flag flutters on the sports field, and the athletes of all classes are heroic ......" regardless of whether there is wind or not, the red flag always flutters. The more the manuscript everyone wrote, the more outrageous it became, and in the end, there were hooligan poems such as "The athlete's passion is like the sun, and the girls in class eight have long thighs". made Lao Zuo eat another piece of nitroglycerin. Don't think about it, this must have been written by Liu Xian, telling the radio station that the manuscript of the eighth class of high school is not allowed to be read!
Thigh length is always good, and with everyone's excellent performance, the overall score of the eighth class actually ranked third, breaking the curse of not entering the top three in the mining Chinese class.
A sports meeting made the old donkey of Class 8 a popular idol, and the "busy brother" who became popular because of public review before has basically returned to the stupid status of the military training running circle. After all, the appearance is a hard injury, as soon as Wang Jingming appeared, wow! Male god! Wow, idol! Wow! Warm man, and Liu was busy coming out, Zhu Yeqing Wen Xue and the others rolled up their arms and sleeves and were about to do it, I don't know why, I provoked you? Can you still respect some leading cadres?
The end of the sports meeting was followed by the eleventh long holiday, and the school leaders finally found out in their conscience that it was unprecedentedly released for five days. Just when the friends were glad that they were not deducted during the holiday, the school released another message that the eleventh day would be back from the holiday for the exam! There is a tradition in the mine, called the monthly exam, to put it bluntly, it is a monthly exam, its scale and procedure are the same as the mid-term and final exams, although the degree of attention in everyone's minds is not the same, but the same examination room, the same ranking and posted out disgusting you.
Five days later, the troubles are still very far away for the students, because everyone performed well in the sports meeting, and the mouse proposed that a few brothers who live in the city go to his house to play, and by the way, they can also go to the third aunt's house to recognize the door.
There is no way to refuse this kind of hospitality, the brother took the time to come out, even if Liu is busy, he can't sweep everyone's interest. The weather is good, the autumn is high and cool, and everything is pleasing to the eye when it is a holiday, National Day! It was the celebration of liberation, and the people of the whole country were so happy that they could not remember the horror that followed.
The ratio of men to women in the liberal arts class is 1:8 is cool, but it's a little painful when you work, and you can't let girls carry desks to the classroom, right? The six brothers stuck out their tongues tired after finishing their work, and the people in the school were almost gone at this time. The little brother carried his schoolbag and walked out leisurely.
At the school gate, the gangsters are still gathering in a bunch, the sports meeting, the students will have a little money in their pockets, it is estimated that their income should be good at this time, since the review of the incident, Liu Busy is no longer afraid of being blackmailed, and the gangsters of all sizes see that they still give a little face, and some nod even if they don't know each other. But today, as soon as I walked out of the school gate, I was surrounded by a group of guys.
"Don't be nervous, it's okay, talk to your little handsome guy here." The leader said arrogantly.
"What?" Liu Busy, as the boss, naturally stepped forward.
"Not looking for you." The man rolled his eyes.
Liu Busy Diary:
1. When a school sports meeting is held, you are still like a military parade, isn't this pure obscenity? What kind of soldiers? Who will show the people who have lost money and money? The last time our country used the army to shoot and play real was 90 years ago, right? Who does the parade want to deter?
2. Monthly exam, is there anything more frustrating than this? Take the score to label the child, write the price code, let the students use their grades to measure their personal value, they grow up, they will naturally think that the income is their own report card, and so, a utilitarian society is formed.
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