Ordinary people encounter something funny, it's okay to laugh a few times, I can't hold it back, and I should stop laughing for a while! However, the skinny rascal laughed endlessly. The fat rascal became more and more curious, and finally turned into fear.

The skinny rascal was already laughing so much that he couldn't straighten his waist, and his tears were laughing, and he couldn't stop after all. At this moment, he simply lay on the ground, laughing like a dry maniac: "Hahahahaha...... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey......"

Zhu Xiaodan, who was curled up naked on the side, didn't know what was going on, and he was also surprised. But I was still half relieved, because seeing him like this, it is estimated that even if he is given a woman, he will not be able to bear it.

The fat rascal panicked, lying in front of the thin rascal, snorting and crying with tears: "Big brother, what's wrong with you?" Are you talking...... Don't scare me...... You must not die, you are carrying so many peach blossom debts, the police are looking for you everywhere, if you let go, won't I be the one to carry the black cauldron? This ...... Although I don't have a wife, I am also old and young, so I must not have an accident...... Woowoowoo......"

Ling Feng was also taken aback when he saw that the situation was not good: "Oh, what kind of evil is this big brother?" Why don't you rush to the hospital? As he spoke, he looked at the fat rascal, "Come and help!" ”

You're a fool to me! Send to the hospital! The fat rascal cried really this time, and he was not confused in his heart. He followed the thin hooligan to pick flowers everywhere, hiding in Tibet, how dare he go to any hospital! Wouldn't it be a sheep falling into the tiger's mouth and throwing himself into the net? Maybe the wanted notice printed with their stickers on their heads will be posted at the gate of the hospital! Those who are waiting to report and denounce are afraid that there will be enough people to line up to go to the moon at this time.

The fat rascal snorted, but his body did not move. The skinny rascal giggled and babbled and didn't know what to mumble, and it seemed that his hands and feet were no longer dexterous, and he lay on the ground and kept paddling. The fat rascal leaned down and asked, "Big brother, what do you want to say?" ”

The skinny rascal laughed so much that he didn't have time to speak, and his face was dripping with sweat in a hurry.

Suddenly, there was a crisp snap, and the fat rascal rolled over. It turned out that the thin hooligan was in a hurry, and his strength suddenly broke out, and the curled hand actually slapped the fat hooligan.

The fat rascal stood up angrily, and then a flash of inspiration: "Oops, I understand!" "Let's go and get skinny hooligans.

The skinny rascal stood up tremblingly, and raised his hand forward with difficulty. The fat hooligan understood, and the two limped away. The skinny rascal's mad laughter faded away, and finally fell silent.

Ling Feng glanced at Zhu Xiaodan, blossomed with joy, rubbed his hands together and said, "What's the point of fighting around, in the end, it's not me who ranks first!" It's not just the first place, it's exclusive! Hey! As he spoke, he squatted down and looked at Zhu Xiaodan carefully.

Zhu Xiaodan, who was originally relieved, was trembling with fright when he heard Ling Feng speak, he really drove away the tiger and came to the wolf! Instinctively glanced at Ling Feng, and his jaw dropped in surprise at this look: "You, you...... Didn't you buy a diamond ring during the day...... ”

"Cao, I also said that I am a migrant worker, I really don't change my life, I shouldn't have softened my heart just now to save her, let her be raped first and then killed by two hooligans, first killed and then raped, it's about my bird!" Ling Feng said indignantly in his heart.

Zhu Xiaodan knew that he had said the wrong thing, so his face turned bright and said, "Thank you for saving me!" ”

Seeing that Zhu Xiaodan's first reaction was not to look for clothes, but to thank him so sincerely, Ling Feng's heart softened again, and said, "You're welcome, it's just a gesture." ”

Zhu Xiaodan remembered that he was not wearing clothes at this time, and his face was hot for a while, but he remembered that he urgently needed a certificate, so he simply ignored his naked body for now, anyway, he had been exposed for so long, and he didn't care about showing it for a few more minutes. So he looked up and asked, "You just said that you saw me as soon as I walked to the mouth of the alley?" ”

Ling Feng said, "Yes! ”

Zhu Xiaodan said thoughtfully: "Oh, I thought you were lying to those two hooligans!" ”

Ling Feng smiled meaningfully.

Zhu Xiaodan was furious in his heart: "It turned out that when the hooligans attacked me, he was watching all the time, and he didn't even come to the rescue, and I didn't jump out until I was stripped naked in the end...... I actually want to feast my eyes on it! It turns out that you are not a good person either! Hum! Stinky migrant workers! ”

Zhu Xiaodan's mind spun quickly, and he thought again: "Since I just walked to the mouth of the alley, he didn't make a move, he shouldn't be a hooligan, he is not necessarily cheap, this can be relieved." Don't...... Could it be ...... The reason why he was so reluctant to come to the rescue was that I humiliated him during the day, and now he wants to take revenge? ”

Zhu Xiaodan nodded silently: "It should be!" Okay, the stinky migrant workers have a strong sense of revenge! At this time, he glanced at Ling Feng again, although he was not a hooligan, but his eyes were always staring directly at his chest, and he was also an out-and-out pervert, and he smiled coldly at the moment.

Zhu Xiaodan said in a warling voice: "The hooligan is leaving at this time, but maybe something will come back?" He sighed.

Ling Feng was so smart, obedient and obedient, his heart couldn't help but swing, and he borrowed the wind to rudder and said: "That's inevitable, ordinary bad guys are very good at killing a horse pistol by surprise, and they can't be prevented!" ”

Zhu Xiaodan's tears fell and said, "What should I do!" I'm a single girl and living alone...... Woowoowoo......"

Ling Feng said, "This is indeed tricky...... looking up at the sky, "The wind is high and the moon is dark, it's easier to start!" I couldn't help but shake my head and sigh.

Zhu Xiaodan cried out loud: "Big brother, as the saying goes, 'Save people to the end, send Buddha to the west', since the eldest brother saved me tonight, please also save me!" ”

Ling Feng felt that the fish had taken the bait, and he was very happy in his heart, but on the surface, he still pretended to be serious and said, "How can I help you?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan stopped crying and said, "You send me home......"

What the? Just sent home? Ling Feng's heart sank, and he felt extremely disappointed.

I only heard Zhu Xiaodan continue: "...... I'll be my bodyguard tonight, okay? ”

Personal bodyguards? It's really bright, Ling Feng laughed so hard that his teeth were about to fall out, but he still had to tense and said, "This...... Lonely men and widows living in the same room, I'm afraid it's not good, right? ”

Zhu Xiaodan pouted: "I don't care, drowning in gossip is better than being scared to death by hooligans, right?" ”

"That's it! Now that the times are 'open', people's minds should also keep pace with the times and be 'open'. Ling Feng said meaningfully, deliberately emphasizing the word "openness".

Zhu Xiaodan wiped away her tears and asked, "So, the eldest brother agreed?" ”

Such a good thing sent to the door, ask which man disagrees! Ling Feng immediately said reservedly: "Reluctantly, just be a flower bodyguard!" ”

Zhu Xiaodan smiled like a flower and jumped up happily. suddenly remembered that he was still naked, so he was so embarrassed that he immediately squatted down again, protecting his chest, and his face was blushing.

Ling Feng smiled knowingly, walked a foot away, picked up Zhu Xiaodan's clothes that had been torn by the thin hooligan, and handed them to her.

Zhu Xiaodan took it and stretched out his hand, the clothes were actually broken into strips of cloth, where can I wear them again? Even if you wear it, the effect is the same as if you don't wear it, so it's better not to wear it. How do you walk back? Zhu Xiaodan was so anxious that she was about to cry.

Ling Feng took off his shirt very manly, on the one hand, he also meant to show off his tendons. Zhu Xiaodan's eyes were full of joy, and Ling Feng was almost floating to the clouds proudly.

Zhu Xiaodan suddenly frowned and retched.

What's going on? Ling Feng fell from the "clouds" and looked at Zhu Xiaodan in surprise.