Chapter 4: Night Raid
The night of the festival is the hardest, when all living things fall asleep, but we are the only ones who do not have the right to fall asleep.
Lying quietly on the bed alone, closing my eyes, I don't know what I'm thinking in my head, in short, it's empty, lonely and cold, alas, if there is a woman at this time, how good it is, don't think about it, I just want to talk to her on the bed for a while, of course, if she doesn't mind, we can also cover the quilt......
I'm thinking that women are going crazy...... No, when I let out an endless sigh, Xiaoyin's cute voice came into my ears, "Lord Tang Yi, have you slept?" ”。
I'll go, the degree of brain damage of this thing has deepened again, it's really brain dead TM to open the door to brain damage - brain damage has arrived home! The human festival makes it impossible to sleep, this is common sense that three-year-old children know in the demon world, Xiaoyin, do your parents know that you are so two?
Lazy to take care of this goods, I continued to be silent in a daze, "If Lord Tang Yi doesn't speak, he should be asleep, since Lord Tang Yi is asleep, wahahaha......", I'll rub, Xiaoyin, what kind of trouble are you laughing so cheap, are you here to assassinate Lord Ben!? Bastard! Are you really a spy sent by the Holy See?
Xiaoyin tiptoed into my room, and then slipped into my quilt, what the hell was she trying to do? Could it be that she wants to attack me at night? Hey? Girl, you seem to be a little bolder lately, aren't you afraid that Lord Ben will correct the Fa on the spot?
Xiaoyin gently hugged my arm, and a burst of aroma instantly wrapped me, I'll go, buddy finally knows what a virgin fragrance is today, her cute little mouth exhaled in my ear: "Tang ...... Lord Tang Yi, you, don't get me wrong, I'...... I'm not the kind of woman who casually sleeps with men, but, but, you...... Only you are special, special oh ......".
The moonlight can't shine into this alien space at all, so there is no light in the room, but with my eyesight, I can clearly see the shy crimson on Xiaoyin's face, your sister's paper, Xiaoyin, have you finally enlarged the move, congratulations, you finally got this adult.
A short blue black hair is a little messy and people can't help but want to touch it, a pair of cute big eyes with a little moisture, a delicate pretty face dyed with a touch of scarlet girl shyness that makes all men can't give up, wearing cute kitten pajamas, even if I am not interested in Xiaoyin's washboard figure, it is inevitable that there will be some emotion.
I went, Lao Tzu couldn't stand the birds, and said in a slightly hoarse voice: "Xiaoyin, what are you doing, go down!" "Hey, it turns out that Lord Tang Yi didn't fall asleep" There was no trace of surprise in her voice, it seemed that this girl was deliberate.
"What the hell are you doing!?" I said a little angrily, Xiaoyin said as a matter of course: "Of course it's a night attack on Lord Tang Yi" Damn, you are a little cheeky, a little ashamed, okay.
I kicked her out of bed, turned on the light in the room and looked at her coldly.
Xiaoyin smiled at me while rubbing her sore head, and said to me in a very satisfied tone: "I am so happy to be kicked out of bed by Lord Tang Yi~", meet your brother-in-law! This thing has already given up on treatment!
"Xiaoyin, what are you doing, do you know that seducing your boss as a subordinate will have serious consequences" I said to her with a strong voice, Xiaoyin smiled and said, "It's okay, I don't care" "Bastard!" You care about me! I found that when facing this brain-dead girl and Fu Gubai, I always had a groove that I couldn't finish.
"Don't you like this?" Xiaoyin asked with a confused face, "Girl cartoons say that men like to be attacked at night", "Bastard, don't show me girl comics anymore, don't you know, nine out of ten girl cartoonists are brain-dead and perverted people" That being said, I really feel a little ...... No way! I'm getting more and more evil lately.
"Okay, you go back to sleep" After speaking, I pushed Xiaoyin out of the room and prepared to go back to bed again in a daze, as soon as I turned around, I felt a heat in my back, Xiaoyin hugged me from behind, and her pretty face was tightly attached to my back, "Lord Tang Yi, don't go......" Xiaoyin's voice seemed to be mixed with some pleading.
"Xiaoyin, you ......" I was stunned, I have never heard her speak in this tone in my seventy years with Xiaoyin, let alone seen her so serious as at this moment, "Lord Tang Yi, you are not going to be a human festival, right, you are going to deliberately fail the test, right!?" ”。 、
Her delicate body trembled slightly, and I felt as if my back was stained with a gentle liquid, and she ...... Crying? "How do you see that I don't want to be a human festival?" I asked as gently as I could, and Xiaoyin sobbed slightly and said, "Because I know you very well."
Turning around, he gently wiped away the tears on Xiaoyin's face, "Xiaoyin, the relationship between us is originally a working partner, even if I die, someone else will replace me" Xiaoyin shouted at me stubbornly: "Don't, I just want Tang Yi!" I just want Tang Yi! "This is the first time she has called me Tang Yi.
I was slightly stunned, and after reacting, I said in a persuasive tone: "Xiaoyin, we are just partners, you shouldn't invest so much affection in me", and to a girl who has been in love with herself for decades, "We are just partners" is not a bit of scum, I'm sorry Xiaoyin, but I really don't deserve to have my own feelings...... From the day he became a probationary festival envoy, he was unworthy......
"Anyway, it's okay if you don't want to die," Xiaoyin said tremblingly, "as long as you don't die, you ...... It's okay, whatever...... Play...... Get me" After speaking, he began to unbutton the pajamas, and the two buttons were unbuttoned, revealing Xiaoyin's delicate skin like clotted cream.
"What are you doing!?" I hurriedly stopped her, "Is my life so precious to you!?" "Of course!" Xiaoyin's emotions were out of control again, and more tears flowed out of her eyes, "Why? What do I have that you can love? I asked, puzzled.
"You know, everybody has been trying to please me since I was born, just because of the dark magic and the mess of potential in my body, but ...... You don't, Lord Tang Yi doesn't treat me as a genius, in the eyes of Lord Tang Yi, I'm just an ordinary little devil...... There is only Lord Tang Yi, only Lord Tang Yi ......".
I hugged Xiaoyin into my arms, this seemingly carefree and seemingly girly girl on weekdays didn't carry countless bitterness, "Do you know Lord Tang Yi, in fact, I have been by your side for more than a hundred years" More than a hundred years? Wasn't she sent here by His Majesty Satan only seventy years ago?
More than 100 years? At that time, I should have been just an ordinary human being, could it be that Xiaoyin knew me before becoming a knotted envoy......