"Ahh Why are you not wearing clothes? ”

As soon as he returned to the ground, Xiao Shrimp immediately turned his head away, not daring to look at Qi Gao.

"Small, this is called art, understand?"

On the crowded streets, Qi Gao also felt very embarrassed, but Qi Gao didn't want to admit it, and he had a feeling that he would lose once he admitted that he felt embarrassed.

It wasn't until Qi Gao sat on the ground with his legs covering important places that Xiao Shrimp dared to turn his head to look at Qi Gao.

When Xiao Shrimp and Qi Gao came face to face, Qi Gao noticed that Xiao Shrimp had some turbid white liquid left along his thighs, and his face couldn't help but turn red.

Although Qi Gao had already wiped it secretly, it was obvious that Qi Gao had not wiped it clean.

Fortunately, Xiao Shrimp didn't notice it, and Xiao Shrimp also thought that the reason why Qi Gao blushed was because he was standing in the center of the street.

"I thought you were just talking about an ordinary obscene uncle, but I didn't expect it to become more and more perverted." Xiao Shrimp held his forehead with a helpless expression, "Let's go!" Xiao Shrimp doesn't want to be embarrassed by you here, if it is spread to the school and says that Xiao Shrimp is with a pervert, Xiao Shrimp will die of embarrassment. ”

Qi Gao didn't listen to Xiao Shrimp's words, just looked at his feet, which were still wearing shoes. For a while, Qi Gao felt that these shoes were very eye-catching, obviously he had no clothes on his body, but why was there only one pair of shoes left? Don't you think it's too out of place?

The more Qi Gao thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he looked at the shoes, the more unpleasant he became, so he simply took off his shoes and threw them across the road.

Looking at his shoesless feet, Qi Gao smiled with relief.

"That's right."

"You, why did you throw away your shoes? Isn't it true that I don't have anything to wear now? Finally left a pair of shoes said. Xiao Shrimp looked at Qi Gao in surprise.

Ay!

Qi Gao felt very helpless about Xiao Shrimp's reaction, this girl, she has no artistic cells at all, she is alone, wearing only a pair of underwear, it can be said that he imitates Superman and fails, but how can he only wear a pair of shoes? Isn't that perverted?

But Qi Gao knew that it was meaningless to make this kind of explanation for a girl like Xiao Shrimp who lacked artistic cells, so Qi Gao thought about it for a long time, and finally thought of an example that could explain this situation well, so that even Xiao Shrimp should be able to understand.

"Little shrimp, let me tell you a story." Qi Gao coughed a few times, "There is a station, and when the train was about to start, an old man ran over in a hurry. When he got on the train, one of his feet was caught by the door, and as a result, one shoe fell under the car, and the train started, and the old man quickly took off the other shoe and ......"

"Isn't this the story of Mahatma Gandhi?" Xiao Shrimp interrupted Qi Gao.

Although Qi Gao said it rightly, he was interrupted by Xiao Shrimp, but when Xiao Shrimp was still young, Qi Gao decided to forgive Xiao Shrimp for this impolite behavior.

"Don't you think this is similar to my current situation?"

"Where's the like?"

"Look, didn't I drop all my clothes? There was only one pair of shoes left......"

"But your clothes are rotten?"

"Ahem, in short, the situation is similar, you must know ......" Qi Gao also wanted to continue to explain.

"Mahatma Gandhi is my idol, can a lewd and perverted uncle like you not insult Mahatma Gandhi?" The shrimp glared at Qi Gao angrily, as if he was going to eat Qi Gao.

“…… I'm sorry. ”

Seeing that as long as he said the wrong word, he would immediately rush over and bite his little shrimp, Qi Gao had no choice but to obediently admit his mistake.

"Mom said that as long as you admit your mistakes obediently, you are a good child."

Xiao Shrimp actually touched Qi Gao's head in a similar way, and this action made Qi Gao speechless for a while.

"For the sake of uncle, you are a good child, Xiao Shrimp will buy you a set of clothes." As he spoke, Xiao Shrimp jumped out, and it was too late for Qi Gao to stop him.

There is a clothing store not far away, but Qi Gao doesn't even dare to buy serious clothes, not to mention stealing clothes, because clothing stores generally have cameras, and if he is filmed, it is estimated that the police uncle should look for him for tea the next day.

And it's not a way to stay without clothes, so Qi Gao has already planned, and after sending away the shrimp, he will go to a remote place, find an unlucky ghost, and rob a piece of clothing.

Originally, Xiao Shrimp was able to help him buy clothes, and Qi Gao was very happy, but now Xiao Shrimp is still in the enchantment and seclusion, and ordinary people can't see Xiao Shrimp, so how can Xiao Shrimp buy clothes?

But soon, Qi Gao saw Xiao Shrimp walking towards him with a set of clothes.

While getting dressed, Qi Gao asked curiously, "How did you buy clothes?" ”

"Choose your clothes, give money, and leave?" Xiao Shrimp looked at Qi Gao like an idiot, "Could it be that Uncle doesn't dare to buy clothes alone?" Xiao Shrimp has bought clothes alone in the fifth grade, and his uncle is so old that he is ashamed. ”

Qi Gao had an urge to strangle this little one, "Sure enough, I still hate this guy very much." ”

After getting dressed, Qi Gao didn't want to have anything to do with Xiao anymore, so after saying a word to Xiao Shrimp, he was ready to leave.

"So, didn't I say we'll go our separate ways in the future?" Qi Gao looked helplessly at the little shrimp holding his hand.

"Uncle, although you are obscene and perverted, you seem to be very powerful!" Xiao Shrimp's eyes twinkled with stars, "It's okay to jump from such a high place, and we were dragged so far by the car, it seems that there are some dangerous monsters chasing us." Uncle, could Xiao Shrimp be the reincarnation of that princess, Uncle was sent to protect Xiao Shrimp, right? ”

Although Xiao Shrimp is simple, she is not stupid, and she still knows what happened along the way. It's just that Qi Gao didn't expect that this little shrimp can really be pulled, is it that he has read too many romance novels?

"It's not."

In order to let Xiao Shrimp stop pestering him, Qi Gao deliberately put on a cold look.

"Tell the shrimp, tell the shrimp." Xiao Shrimp shook Qi Gao's hand, "Xiao Shrimp will keep it a secret from others, and will not let Uncle you lose your job." ”

Losing your job? Do you really think I'm a shrimp soldier and crab general sent by a big man to protect you? Don't be too arrogant! You little!

"Get out of here!" Qi Gao decided to explode into foul language.

"......" Xiao Shrimp's eyes began to splash out, "Uncle bullied Xiao Shrimp, Xiao Shrimp wants to go back and tell her mother about today's events." ”

Xiao Shrimp cried, Qi Gao was not afraid, but if Xiao Shrimp really went back to tell her mother about today's events, Qi Gao was really afraid.

I'll go, can you not be so troublesome? I'm tired enough just to deal with soul beasts, and now I have to bring one more small one, isn't this obviously trying to trap me? I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates!

Suddenly, Qi Gao's face changed suddenly, and he felt a fierce murderous aura.

Qi Gao looked up at the place where the murderous aura came from, as if he saw a pair of hideous and murderous eyes.

It won't be wrong, this murderous aura is definitely emitted by the sickle, I didn't expect this sickle's ability to find people is not very good, but the eyesight is good, they just came out not long ago, and they were immediately targeted.

Since Xiao Shrimp couldn't sense the murderous aura, he just stared blankly at Qi Gao, whose body suddenly stiffened.

Qi Gao looked at Xiao Shrimp with a headache, now that the Sickle Spider has found him, with the speed of the Sickle Spider, it will not take a minute to appear in front of them, and if Xiao Shrimp is still by his side at that time, he will definitely be involved in the battle.

"In that case, I'll tell you something." Qi Gao put his hands on Xiao Shrimp's shoulders, revealing a solemn expression, "Actually, I'm an exorcist who is chasing a monster, and that monster's target this time is you." We managed to escape from the clutches of that monster just now, and now that the monster has discovered us, I ......"

"Little shrimp will never abandon his uncle!" Xiao Shrimp had tears in his eyes, "Let Uncle deal with monsters alone in order to protect Xiao Shrimp, Xiao Shrimp can't do it, Xiao Shrimp has to be with Uncle once." ”

I'll go! You're too quick to get into the play, aren't you? Where does this seem to be a bloody plot?

"It's okay, uncle can beat that monster, when uncle kills this monster, how about I go back to play with you?" Qi Gao looked at Xiao Shrimp with a smile, trying to pose a very relaxed appearance.

"Uncle, don't you die!"

Who knows, as soon as Qi Gao finished speaking, Xiao Shrimp immediately hugged Qi Gao and cried.

Curse me to death?

Qi Gao really wanted to kick the shrimp away, but for the sake of the shrimp, he didn't kick it.

"How so? Uncle is very strong. Qi Gao said with a smile.

"In TV, anime, and novels, people who say that die in the end."

Seems to make sense, huh? No, no, if even I think so, then it's okay

"How could my uncle die?"

"But you're so weak."

If you don't die, you won't die! Small!

Qi Gao rushed up and desperately kneaded Xiao Shrimp's face, until Xiao Shrimp's tears flowed out, and Qi Gao did not stop.

"Little shrimp, uncle is a good guy, monster is a bad guy, have you seen which good guy will lose? And ah! Which hero doesn't have a special move? Which hero doesn't have a weapon? Uncle, I just haven't used it yet, and when I take out my weapon and unleash my special move, that monster will be just a piece of cake. ”

To put it simply, Xiao Shrimp was willing to step aside, but it was only about ten meters away from Qi Gao.

However, this distance is enough for Qi Gao, of course Qi Gao will not fight with the sickle spider obediently in front of the shrimp, it will be too dangerous, and when the sickle comes, Qi Gao will find a way to attract the attention of the sickle, and then lure the sickle away.

See!

The figure of the sickle spider was not far away, Qi Gao closed his eyes, and was about to lift the transformation, because Qi Gao's current oracle had not been summoned back, and now the battle was about to begin, and he had to transform again and take back the oracle.

"Uncle."

You can't go wrong, this is the voice of a small shrimp.

Qi Gao opened his eyes abruptly and looked at Xiao Shrimp in surprise, "What are you doing!" Go back! ”

"Uncle, Mom said ......"

"Go back!"

Qi Gao even forgot about getting the oracle back, and ran towards Xiao Shrimp.

"But." Xiao Shrimp looked puzzled.

"Go back! You idiot! ”

It's a pity that Qi Gao was still a step late, and when Qi Gao rushed to Xiao Shrimp's side, several finger-sized holes appeared on Xiao Shrimp's body and fell to the ground.

"Why? Why come out? Qi Gao hugged the little shrimp and didn't even care about the sickle.

"Ahem, because, my mother said that I want to tell my friends the name, ahem, the name of the shrimp is not actually the shrimp, cough cough ......" the shrimp kept coughing.

Listening to Xiao Shrimp's words, Qi Gao even burst into tears.

"Don't speak, I'll treat you right away."

Qi Gao didn't think of a good treatment for a while, but remembered that Chen Mengyuan once said that the blood of a god worshipper is more effective than any panacea.

So Qi Gao didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, tore his wrist, and scattered the spurting blood on Xiao Shrimp's wound, and even just in case, Qi Gao fed Xiao Shrimp and drank a lot of his blood.

"Damn! That's why I hate people like you! ”

Simplicity also gives me a limit! What is the difference between being simply like this and ignorance?

Damn! Obviously I want to open my mouth, I really want to hate her, why does the hatred in my heart always not rise?

In the future, it's better to have less dealings with this kind of guy, otherwise I don't know when I will be killed by her simplicity.

"Ahem."

Xiao Shrimp was choked by Qi Gao's blood and coughed constantly, and a lot of blood fell into Xiao Shrimp's eyes.

I don't know why, in the pupils of the little shrimp, the shadow of the sickle spider is actually reflected.

"It turns out that my uncle didn't lie to Xiao Shrimp, there really are monsters." I don't know why, but Xiao Shrimp still laughed out loud when she was seriously injured, "Also, who is that sister?" ”

Sister?

Qi Gao turned his head and saw Bai Lianxin who was fighting the sickle.

No wonder, Qi Gao has been holding the shrimp for so long, and the sickle spider has not attacked, it turned out to be because of Bai Lianxin.

"Xiao Xin." Qi Gao said in a high voice.

"Huh?"

Qi Gao picked up Xiao Shrimp and came to Bai Lianxin's side, "Xiao Shrimp please you, she will be sent to the hospital immediately." ”

"But?" Bai Lianxin looked at Qi Gao in embarrassment.

"I'll deal with the scythe alone." Qi Gao shoved Xiao Shrimp into Bai Lianxin's hand, "Xiao Xin, can you get me an enchantment that can move as I move?" ”

"That's fine." Bai Lianxin hesitated.

"Please, then." Qi Gao stared at the sickle spider and said.

"Okay then."

Bai Lianxin took a few seconds, and after making the enchantment for Qi Gao, "This enchantment can only last for three minutes, be careful." ”

"Got it."

Then, Bai Lianxin handed the three black rulers to Qi Gao, "These three black rulers have entered my special treatment, even if they are more than a hundred meters away from me, they are still useful, but the time limit is only ten minutes." ”

Qi Gao turned the black ruler and inserted the black ruler into the belt, "Thank you." ”

"Try to delay as much as possible." After speaking, Bai Lianxin ran towards the hospital with the little shrimp in her arms.

waited until Bai Lianxin walked away, and the sickle spider didn't attack, as for the reason, Qi Gao could also think of it.

The sickle spider hates the worshippers very much, and the intelligence of the sickle spider is not low, and letting Bai Lianxin go will reduce one less obstacle, so that it can kill Qi Gao more easily.