Chapter 242: Drunk in the Woods
As the two glared at each other, Iron Fang unloaded the lemon used to generate electricity and put it in his mouth and sucked it. Qin Se and Salamander threatened each other for a long time, and finally sat down separately.
"Where's my lemon slice?"
"......" Iron Fang was silently sucking.
"Dead house, what's the use of you making these things all day long?" Qin Se covered his face with a magazine and said nonchalantly.
"What's the use of your daily makeup?" Lam Min asked unceremoniously.
"Needless to say, if you become beautiful, people will have self-confidence, and the return rate will increase......"
"And then seduce the boss!?"
"Whoa!" The magazine in Qin Se's hand was torn in half, and her willow eyebrows were raised: "Dead house, what did you say?" ”
"Ahaha, blushing like this, I knew you were seducing the boss...... Qin Se actually likes bosses, ahaha! ”
Qin Se slapped his palm on the table, and his palm was actually deeply embedded in it: "If you talk nonsense, I'll kill you." ”
"Am I talking nonsense?" Salamander looked like he was not afraid of heaven and earth, and leaned over to glare at Qin Se, "Why didn't you cook today?" ”
"That's because...... That's because I didn't buy food today. ”
"Well, why aren't you dressed up today?"
"It's too late...... Why should I dress up in front of you! ”
As if grabbing the other party's pigtails, Salamander suddenly burst out laughing, and Qin Se's face turned even redder.
"Give me death!" With a slap of the palm, the table shattered in half, and Salamander jumped back from the chair like a monkey, and actually hung upside down on an electric lamp, still provocative: "Come on, come on, slut." ”
"Are you forcing me to tell me about your grandma?" Qin Se was so angry that his teeth itched.
"If you dare to say it, I'll let the boss listen to what you just said...... I recorded it. ”
"I don't believe it!"
"Believe it or not, I recorded it anyway."
Qin Se's face was blue and purple for a while: "Let's go out to fight, in case we break things at home, the boss will definitely be angry when he comes back." ”
"It's fine, but you broke the table, Iron Fang, you saw it......"
"......" Iron Fang sat there silently, looking dumbfounded.
"I know there's a park nearby, and there shouldn't be many people now, so let's go there and build it."
"I'm afraid you're a puppy!" Salamander turned over and landed on the ground, grabbing the big umbrella leaning against the wall, "Iron Fang should go too, be a referee." ”
"Oh." Iron Fang slowly stood up, his head almost touching the ceiling as he stood up straight.
When the two left the room, they were still hurting each other while going downstairs, and the words "slut" and "dead house" kept coming from the corridor, and when they arrived outside the community, Salamander opened the umbrella, which was almost larger than an ordinary umbrella, and the umbrella handle was also very long, and the umbrella handle was curved.
Salamander stepped on the curved handle of the umbrella and clutched the handle tightly, the umbrella would automatically absorb the demonic force, the amount was so small that it was almost imperceptible. When the demonic power was absorbed to a certain extent, the umbrella surface suddenly bulged, and the salamander flew up lightly, and he shouted loudly on it: "Slut, I'll go over and find a clearing first, you and Iron Fang can slowly climb over, haha!" ”
"You ambitious villain! If you dare to do anything there, be careful that I peel you off! ”
I don't know if the threat reached Salamander's ears, but he had already flown higher and higher, turning into a small black dot, and then flew slowly (in fact, it was very fast, in the eyes of onlookers) towards the east.
……
In the park, Lu Su and Jin Duan are walking, there are really not many people today, especially now it is the afternoon, and a few tourists are scattered in the pavilion to enjoy the coolness. The large lake area in front of the square is sparkling, which looks very refreshing.
Jin Duan kicked the big stone ball used to stop the motor vehicle: "Can this thing be kicked away?" ”
"You want to kick your shoes bad."
"Woo! It's so hot, and there's nowhere to sell ice cream. ”
"Miss, it's noon, let's go and stay in the woods for a while."
"Okay."
Two-thirds of the park is a large area of native woods, stepping into it, speckled light and shadow fall on the body, probably because the trees are very abundant, the surroundings are very quiet, the two of them are alone here, Lu Su suddenly felt a little nervous.
"What's wrong with you? Face so red! Jin Duan looked at his face curiously.
"Uh...... Are we ......"
"What?"
“…… Something......" he said in a very small voice.
"What? What do you say? ”
"Nope!" Lu Su lowered his head hesitantly, sweating in his palms. You can get ideas about other things, even life-and-death things like surgery on your brain, but every time you are alone with Jin Duan, you are so nervous that you can't do anything, and Jin Duan seems to be a slow child, and her perception of the atmosphere is very weak.
What the enemy had said suddenly came to mind, and the man should take the initiative...... He gritted his teeth, and finally stayed idle for a while, and finally the two of them were alone at the moment, they couldn't wait for Jin Duan to take the initiative, courage, courage!
"Jin Xuan!" He clenched his severed hand.
"Huh?"
"Find a place to sit."
"It's cool here, sit here...... Wow, it's so dirty on the floor, the skirt will get dirty. ”
"Inverted!"
Lu Su copied a sheet on the ground, and the two of them could finally sit down, but the suggestive effect of the sheet was too great, and it was in such a rare place, and they couldn't help but blush.
Jin Duan knelt there and patted his leg: "Come on, I'll sleep with you in my arms." ”
"Huh?"
"You're welcome!" She said nonchalantly.
Lu Su lay down, pillowed on her lap through her skirt, looked up at the brocade face, her face reflected in the skylight, and looked as beautiful and holy as carved from ice and snow.
His hand landed on Jinduan's wrist, slowly slid upwards, along her slippery and cold arm, and finally clenched hers, the soft and slippery touch seemed to give him the courage to continue to "conquer" the unknown.
Jin Duan suddenly smiled knowingly, hugged his head and kissed him lightly on the forehead: "Hey, Sue, I read the book that often two people will carry sheets to the field ......"
"What book are you reading?"
"Don't get out of here, go out into the field and lay out the sheets and have a picnic...... It's funny, I've never tried it before! ”
"I know ......," replied the pit dad as always, "and I have only eaten lunch." ”
"The atmosphere is different!"
"Humph!" Lu Su suddenly turned over and hugged Jinduan, overpowering her, the faces of the two were close at hand, "I want to treat you as a 'picnic'!" ”
As if suddenly realizing something, Jin Duan's fair face suddenly turned red: "What do you want to do?" ”
"Yes!"
"......" looked at him puzzled.
“……”
Lips touched lips lightly, words had become irrelevant, and Jinduan's body moved restlessly, as if intoxicated by such an atmosphere. Lu Su's hand slid over her soft cheeks, to her neck, to her collarbone, and was about to go down when she was instinctively grabbed by Jinduan.
Time seemed to be infinitely stretched at this moment, Lu Su's heart beat wildly, and at the same time, he felt Jinduan's heart beating violently in his chest. As if he had finally made up his mind, Jin Duan let go of his hand, and Lu Su's hand slowly moved downward, towards the virgin land, and finally lightly covered it.
Although through the fabric, he could still feel the soft and wonderful touch, as if a faint electric current was stimulating him. For the first time in his life, his heart couldn't help but speed up again, as if it was about to pop out of his mouth.
Jin Duan pushed Lu Su away: "You bad guy!" ”
"You just know?"
"You...... You don't want to be here, do you...... I say, you'll be seen here! ”
As if it was an impulse to load a bullet and have to be fired, the previous hesitation had been swept away, Lu Su shouted "reversed", a gun appeared in his hand, and he fired a shot at the sky without looking, which immediately startled countless birds in the forest, and fled in all directions.
"Now there are no birds, and there are no people."
"Humph!" Jin Duan sneered, and his hand slid to Lu Su's stomach, probably because of his current posture, his abdomen was tense, and the few abdominal muscles he had exercised before had also become hard and tied.
"What are you touching?"
"Abs...... I'll tell you a secret, girls are the least resistant to abs...... Yours is far worse than the Master of Emptiness. ”
"You knew me a few years ago, and you didn't even have these pieces, so spare me."
His hand slid downwards and touched the broken belly, which was just as soft.
"Why don't you have abs?"
"Idiot, how can I have ...... Muscles and explosiveness are two different things. ”
"That's ......"
"Where are you males most resistant to girls?"
"Chest!"
"Ahh......h ”
"You freeze the video of the Master of Empty Awakening and drool over it, and I haven't said anything."
"These are two different things, the Master of Emptiness is no longer there, he will live forever in my heart."
"I'm so jealous...... But you see, nature is like this, there is nothing to blame. ”
"No, you can only have me in your heart, do you hear?"
"Got it!"
The fingers continued to slide downward, skimming over the thighs, reaching the edge of the skirt, stopping, and then reaching into the skirt, a little upward, Lu Su's heart was drumming...... In retrospect, it was a bit Meng Lang to do this in the woods in the afternoon, but at that time, his mind was full of congestion, and he didn't think about anything at all.
Jin Duan instinctively grabbed his hand, this time tightly: "Hey, you really want to be here...... That'......"
"Start and finish!"
"Hey, no...... It's going to hurt to death, I've never had ......."
"You haven't had anything with my uncle?"
If this sentence was asked about a human woman, it would probably be crazy on the spot, but fortunately, there is no taboo brocade of the object...... Of course, Lu Su, who almost touched the death hole, didn't know at all.
"No, he seems to treat me like a god, I don't know why he respects me so much."
"Treat you like a god?" Lu Su couldn't help but want to laugh.
Jin Duan bit his lip and let go of the hand that blocked him, this seemed to be a tacit approval, Lu Su continued to move forward with a smile, and at this moment, something very disappointing happened.
Jin Duan suddenly pushed him away, pointed to the sky and said, "Look, look, it's a kite!" ”
Lu Su looked up and saw that there was indeed a suspicious little dot flying above his head, but it didn't look like a kite...... The thing hovered for a while and then left, could it be that uFo couldn't do it?
But no matter what it is, Lu Su at this time can't wait to raise a gun to smash it.
……
"Dead House, why are you back again?" Qin Se and Iron Tooth were walking on the way to the park when Salamander suddenly fell from the sky.
"Slut, our fight is canceled!"
"What? If you say cancel, you cancel, I want to fix you. ”
"Let's talk about that later!" Salamander's eyebrows fluttered and he said, "Guess who I just saw?" ”
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