When I returned to the hotel room, I saw Worm Ting humming a song at first glance and a table of food, and at first glance I thought I had gone to the wrong room, and then Lu Su saw the old man sitting on the sofa smoking with a gloomy face.

Although they only left in the morning and returned at noon, they stayed in the dream for seven days, and it was very intimate to see them again.

"Hey, Lu Su, you're back!"

Jin Duan, who entered the door together, bit his lip and scolded in a low voice: "Damn, you don't say hello when you see me, it's getting more and more homeless!" ”

"You are not a family, don't scold, it's too damaging to your image!"

“FucK！”

"That's what you're going to say, aren't you?"

“FucKYou！”

"Okay, two sentences!"

put Chu Qianque's version of David on the table, because he wanted to disguise the stone statue, so he stripped off his clothes and smeared the lime. Jin Duan said unceremoniously to Insect Ting: ", look who this is?" ”

"......" should not be tacit.

"Worm Ting, who do you see is this?"

Insect Ting leaned over, automatically ignored the brocade, and walked to the "plaster" and looked at it for a while: "What is this, wow, what a big piggy bank?" ”

"Your piggy bank is long**!"

"Oh...... I don't know who this statue is, but I feel like I want to punch him when I see this face! How strange! ”

Fortunately, Chu Qianque can't hear anything now, otherwise wouldn't he be heartbroken?

The old man knocked the head of the "plaster" with his pipe: "Isn't this Chu Qianque, what about the hands and feet?" ”

"Chop!"

"You cut it?"

"Old man, you really have a discerning eye!"

"Huh, what's wrong?"

"Hey, Lu Su, come over and talk while eating! The one who closes the door! Insect Ting greeted.

Jin Duan's face was cold, and another sentence came out, "FucK! ”

roughly told a series of things he encountered in the morning, and the more the old man listened, the more gloomy his face became: "Qianhui, this old bitch! ”

"You can't curse anyone."

"I'm scolding dead people!" The old man said.

"Why do you say 'also'?" Jin Duan glared at him.

"I was wrong!" Lu Su lowered his head.

The old man continued: "Qianhui, an troubled mother-in-law, your own apprentice can't help but ask others for help, so you stupidly agreed?" ”

"Originally, the natural injury had a holiday with us!"

"Stupid! I said that we don't cause natural harm, more things are better than less things, so you are too young! Alas, eat first...... The meal cooked by the bone girl, especially the fish! ”

Looking at this table of food, Lu Su sincerely admired: "It's amazing, you can make so much in one morning!" Hey, old man, the hotel lets Worm Ting use the kitchen? ”

"The old man knows people, and he let me use it after a few words!" Worm Ting said with a smile on her face.

"Old man, do you know anyone from the hotel?" Lu Su asked.

"Eat!" The old man looked sloppy and lowered his head to pick up the rice.

Lu Su's questioning eyes turned to Insect Ting, and she said: "It seems to be very familiar, the old man jokingly knocked the chef's head with a pipe, and asked him to let out the kitchen, and then they agreed!" As he spoke, he grabbed his chopsticks and imitated the old man's movements.

"Oh!"

The threat of Chiguoguo! But I didn't see each other in the morning, and the relationship between the two seems to have changed for the better, will it be because except for Worm Ting, everyone calls him "old man" very unceremoniously.

Or the other way around, because the old man cares about Worm Ting very much, Worm Ting is very polite to him.

Lu Su picked up the vegetables, took a bite of rice, the raw materials were very fresh, it seemed that he bought them in person in the morning, and he did it very well, which was quite delicious at home level.

"It's okay!" Insect Ting pretended to be casual and asked, but in fact, her eyes were full of anticipation.

"Nice fish!" Unexpectedly, the person who said this sentence was actually Jinduan, and several people at the table were briefly surprised, obviously the relationship between the two has not been good.

"Oh!" Insect Ting replied vaguely, her face was slightly red, probably she didn't expect Jin Duan to praise her.

"I mean, the fish is good!" Jin Duan threw away his chopsticks, hugged his arms, and said proudly, "It's so bad, the fish that was originally good was made like by you!" ”

"You talk nonsense!" Worm Ting slapped the table and stood up indignantly.

"Ahem!" The old man coughed low and reminded, "Eat!" ”

"Am I talking nonsense? The taste of cooking wine is too strong, and you are afraid that you will not be able to get rid of the fish, so you put too much cooking wine, and the original taste is gone. Also, when the fish was fried, one side was mushy, and the other side was not fried thoroughly, so I had to cover it up with a very strong soup. The third-rate level also comes to make fish, and it is not self-sufficient! ”

"......" Insect Ting, who was staring at Jinduan, did not speak, but the hand on the table clenched into a fist, and her fair face became crimson.

"However, the greens are not bad!" Jin Duan said, and then continued to fight, "You can only fry and fry vegetables, children don't learn to make fish, don't do it yourself!" ”

"......" Insect Ting trembled angrily, probably hard work to make a table of food, and it was really unacceptable to be beaten to death by someone with a stick. Lu Su has also experienced this feeling, and the lethality to self-esteem is simply incomparable.

Jin Duan "snorted", and Lu Su seemed to hear her muttering to herself in a low voice, "Fight with me?" ”

But I've always eaten very casually, often eating junk food, but I didn't expect to have such a powerful sense of taste.

Noticing his and the old man's surprised gazes, Jin Duan smiled and said, "Actually, my tongue is very powerful!" ”

"I can't see it at all!"

"How can it be 'seen'!"

"Bone girl, sit down!"

"Oh!" Worm Ting sat down silently, silently picking up her meal, and her face covered by bangs couldn't see any expression at all.

"You, people buy vegetables and cook in the morning, and they don't have a good word?" The old man reproached.

"Hey, I'm telling the truth!"

Although the old man and Lu Su still praised the quality of the meal, Worm Ting did not raise her head during the whole process of eating. Jin Duan was smiling, enjoying the victory at the moment.

Lu Su said to Jin Duan in an inaudible voice: "People are one year younger than you!" ”

"So educate!" She replied, with a wicked smile on her face.

said it so high-soundingly, it was obviously ignoring her before taking revenge on Worm Ting!

As a result, after a meal, there was still a lot of fish left, Worm Ting silently cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, Lu Su said that he could actually call the waiter, Worm Ting let out a long "uh" sound: "I'm not used to calling others, there is always a feeling of being powerful!" ”

"I actually know this idiom, it's amazing!"

"I'm a junior high school graduate!" She has been sullen, but once again confidently boasted of her academic qualifications, and her mood seemed to be better again.

Sure enough, she is a girl with a simple heart.

After eating, Jin Duan lay down on the bed to play PsP, the old man sat and smoked, and his eyes never took off Chu Qianque in the chair, at this time he was still in statue mode, and his whole body was smeared with snow-white lime.

The old man suddenly said: "Chu Qianque doesn't eat? ”

Lu Su looked at Chu Qianque on the chair: "I can't eat it!" ”

"In this way, if you don't starve to death, you will die of thirst!"

"That's just as well!" When I was fighting before, I consumed a lot, and with the bleeding from the severed limbs, I had to find a way to supplement him with some nutrition.

"Is it okay to water?" The old man said.

"You think he's a plant!"

"Are vegetative people and plants the same thing?"

"No, besides, Chu Qianque was hypnotized!"

"Oh...... What kind of candy is there? Radish sugar or watermelon sugar? ”

"Glucose?"

"Yes, that's it! Eating this works, I've heard people say that you eat this when you can't eat! ”

"That's a drip, haven't you ever been sick?"

"My old man never gets sick!" The old man said honestly.

"I'll go back to the pharmacy and buy a bottle back!"

"I'm going to try a piece of it too, and see what it tastes like! My old man has also seen a lot. ”

“……”

"I want it too!" Jin Duan on the bed said, while still thinking about lewdness, "Is it sugar made of grapes, or sugar made like grapes, I want to taste it when I hear the name, and my saliva is dripping." ”

Insect Ting also looked at Lu Su with greed, and that look was to say, "I want it too!" ”

"Good!" Lu Su said, "I'll buy a big bottle later, and everyone will drink it...... No, it's all-you-can-eat! ”

"Yay!" Jin Duan and Insect Ting shouted together, and the two of them unexpectedly tacitly understood in this regard.

When he was about to go out, Lu Su explained: "Old man, you help Chu Qianque wash it, it's not good to smear the lime on your body for too long!" ”

"The Holy Bone Girl is idle!"

"I'm not available!" The lying Nishiki replied loudly.

"Me too!" The old man said.

"You can't ask Worm Ting to wash him......"

"Trouble!" The old man knocked on his pipe and stood up and walked towards Chu Qianque.

Hey? It seems that I agreed to it all at once! Lu Su thought in surprise.

Half an hour later, Lu Su came back from the pharmacy with a bag in his hand. When I entered the door, Worm Ting was watching Ultraman with a DVD player, and Jin Duan was sitting on the sofa playing PsP...... Chu Qianque was placed in a large flower pot, and the old man was carrying a flower sprinkler to water him.

Lu Su was stunned for a while, and the glucose solvent in his hand almost fell to the ground.

"Old man, what are you doing?"

"Wash!"

"Wash your sister!"

"My old man has no brothers and sisters!"

"You can't bully Chu Qianque like this, he's not a plant!"

"It's a vegetative person!"

"I told you, vegetative people and plants are not the same thing. Let's talk ...... again."

"Hmph, don't wait!" The old man threw the shower and turned to leave, "My old man has never helped anyone take a bath!" ”

It was a mistake to let him do the usual thing.

Lu Su stepped forward and saw that there was still soil in the flower pot, and Chu Qianque's two broken legs were buried in it. He was watered, and the lime water flowed on him, and his appearance looked extraordinarily vicissitudes.

"Why are you still getting dirt?"

"I'm afraid he'll be incontinent!" The old man replied.

“……”

"Where's the glucose, boy?"

"yes, what about glucose?" Jin Duan put down PsP.

Seeing the big bag in Lu Su's hand, Insect Ting hurriedly pressed the pause in a panic: "I want to eat a piece too!" ”

The three of them came over, and Lu Su put several glass bottles of glucose solvent on the table, and the three pairs of expectant eyes immediately dimmed.

"It's not sugar, it's water!" The old man said.

"Old man, do you know how to read?"

"Die, you lied to us!" Jin Xuan said.

"Absolutely not lying?"

"Is it sweet?" Insect Ting asked without giving up.

"It's not going to taste good, give up!"

These two goods with no common sense and an old antique finally learned a lesson under Lu Su's explanation, but when Lu Su took Chu Qianque to take a bath, when he looked back, the three of them had already opened a bottle of glucose solvent, and one of them took a sip.

Then, the expressions on the faces of the three of them turned gray together.

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