Chapter 202 BUG Male Tu No Fish
(Wow, I've finally been knocked down by the Sandman and crossed the 12-o'clock line)
Lu Su hid in the alley on the side, unable to see the movement over there, and could only listen to the sound.
"Erdu, it's a demon! Help me with my coat. Tu Wuyu's voice became serious, and he recognized Worm Ting as a demon at a glance, and it seemed that what the old man said was true.
"Do you want to fight?" Insect Ting asked from afar.
"If you want to fight, I'll fight!"
"Alright then, I'm going to punish you guys!"
There was a strange twist of metal, followed by the footsteps of two men running fast, the sound of knives colliding with knives. Worm Ting suddenly shouted: "Wow, my fire! ”
Lu Su looked over there, and couldn't see their movements clearly from such a distance, but he could see that Worm Ting's flames were pulled away from his face and sucked into a large knife in Tu Wuyu's hand.
Wow, such a big knife!
Make no mistake, the guy who broke into the house before to deliver playing cards was Tu Wuyu.
"Boss, isn't this chick a guest?"
"Ah, guest?"
"Don't hit guests!"
Insect Ting seemed to recognize Tu Wuyu, could it be that these two people had seen faces.
"Hey, aren't you a big brother who sells fish?"
"Ah, it's you!"
"That...... Do not urinate in the open. ”
"We know it's wrong, and we can't do it again."
It's so honest, but this fight ended this way, cheat daddy!
"Big brother, your fish is delicious, but I'm sorry I spoiled it."
"Ahaha, it's nothing, you come over tomorrow, I'll ...... again"
"Boss!" Dumb voice.
"Niu, are you out playing alone?"
"No, Lu Su is also there!"
Lu Su almost vomited blood, and betrayed himself without even thinking about it, this girl is too simple.
"He released my pigeon tonight! We kept drinking tea in the restaurant, and we were so drunk that I was dying, but he still didn't come. ”
"That's it!" Wisdom should be in harmony.
"What do you mean by releasing pigeons?"
"That's it...... That's what it means to deceive! ”
"Deception? This is so undeserved, I arrested him and apologized! ”
Don't! Lu Su shouted wildly in his heart, how easy are you to be deceived!
was lightly preparing to flash people, Worm Ting had already rushed over and grabbed Lu Su's back collar: "That, you have to go over and apologize!" ”
"You're stupid!"
"You deceived people, come and apologize to me."
"Hey, hey!"
was dragged backwards, and had to reluctantly agree.
There is nothing to explain and hide with a simple-minded person, especially when there are three people on the other side, half a minute later, Lu Su sincerely lowered his head: "Big brother, let you go, I'm really sorry!" ”
"Haha, it's okay. Let's go eat together! ”
"No need, I just ate it!"
"Really?"
"It's true!" Worm nodded.
“……”
“……”
“……”
After a long silence, Lu Su and Tu Wuyu had something difficult to speak, because the hands that Worm Ting and him revealed just now could no longer hide the identities between the two parties.
Especially...... Tu Wuyu's exaggerated big knife is still in his hand!
"Well, can I play with this knife?" It was Worm Ting's voice that broke the silence, and she had been staring at the big knife in Tu Wuyu's hand since just now.
This knife would blink from time to time and glance at the two of them, the knife had eyes that only made Lu Su feel very strange, but there was no feeling of fear.
"Niu, do you like weapons?" Tu Wuyu smiled and said, "Here you go!" ”
"Thank you, big brother!"
She held the exaggerated knife in her hand and swung it around, as happy as a child who had received a gift.
"Brother Tu, you actually ......"
"Huh?"
“…… Not mortal, right? ”
“……”
“……”
What kind of stupid opening remarks is this, Lu Su scolded himself secretly.
"Ahaha, Erdu, I'm not mortal?"
"Haha, big brother is not mortal!"
Lu Su's face burned with fire.
But no matter how embarrassing it is, after opening this head, the topic can finally continue: "Brother Tu, where did you get this knife from?" ”
"You said that this crow letter slashes lovesickness!"
"That's right!" Which one else can it be, it's obvious that it's showing off! But the first time he heard this strange name, Lu Su also showed an idiot-like expression like an old man back then.
The demon soldier gave this kind of name to two hundred and five?
"Pick it up!"
"Picked up?"
"I picked it up in the mountains, and I went up the mountain to dig matsutake mushrooms. There is a program that says matsutake mushrooms are very valuable, so I will go up the mountain to dig them......"
I can't dig it, this is the south!
“…… I didn't find matsutake mushrooms, and then I found a rabbit ......"
Can you get to the point?
“…… Thought of my ex-girlfriend......"
Is your ex-girlfriend Chang'e?
“…… The rabbit runs and runs, and I chase and chases ......"
Are you a turtle?
“…… Got into a hole, guess what hole it was......"
Alice's rabbit hole?
“…… Wow, big cave, so big, so big. I wish I had a house this big......"
Go inside, no one will stop you.
“…… And then I went on an adventure, and it was scary, and the bat flew and flew......"
And then, take off your pants and catch bats for barbecue?
“…… I was so scared that I ran out and went home......"
What about knives! What about knives! Lu Su, who had been twitching his face and secretly complaining in his heart, almost wanted to scream.
“…… After coming back, Erduan told me that he went up the mountain to pick up a knife today! That's how it came about! ”
"Damn!"
"Don't curse!"
"I'm sorry, I'm so excited!"
"The second dumb can't lift such a heavy knife, so he used it for me. When I got it in my hand, I realized that this knife can speak! ”
"Talk?"
"Hey, talk to the man with the knife!"
"My name is Worm Ting, what's your name?" The insect Ting over there seemed to be talking to the knife, and the two turned their eyes away, and then turned back, Lu Su already understood.
"The knife speaks directly?"
"No, I'm talking to you in my head. That's it! ”
Tu Wuyu and Zhidu made eye contact for a moment, and Tu Wuyu turned to Lu Su: "Understood!" ”
"I understand it without a demonstration!" It's almost like the demonic communication between him and Jinduan.
"This knife has a lot of origin, it seems that it was a demon before, and his demon skill is 'Sealing Demon Five Eyes'!"
"'Seal the Five Eyes'? What's that? ”
"You can absorb five demon skills, but you can only use one at a time. Anyway, since I met this boss, I have been breaking things constantly, and I often have to go out hunting, and now I have absorbed a total of four demon skills. ”
"It's too strong, you have five kinds at the same time!"
"Don't interrupt, these four demon skills, one is the 'Hundred Demon Skills Reading' that can see other people's demon skills......"
That's how the playing cards came about!
"The second type is 'water and fire gluttony', which can absorb water, light, fire, electricity, wind, ......."
Wow, the gathering demon skill, no wonder Worm Ting's flame will be absorbed. Against God!
“…… But it can't absorb garbage......"
Needless to say, you've definitely tried!
"Brother Tu, isn't this too buggy? The general gathering demon skill can only absorb one kind, you eat it all indiscriminately! ”
"You can't change, you can only suck and spit out!"
"Oh, that's it!"
"Little man, you look at me so strangely, you didn't say anything to me in your heart, did you?"
"No, absolutely not!"
You can see who this person is?
"Then I'll go on! The third is 'Thousands of Soldiers Bow to the Head', a cool demon skill that can control weapons! ”
"Wow!"
Tu Wuyu, are you a son of God?
"But you can't control the kitchen knife to cut vegetables!"
"Why?"
"You can only control weapons in mid-air, kitchen knives can only be raised once, and you can't control them when they touch the board!"
"That's it!"
If you know it so well, you've definitely tried it!
"But after having this demon skill, the boss has a lot of characteristics, the boss himself is a knife and a demon, so he can make himself fly, such as ......"
The "whoosh" knife came out of Worm Ting's hand, and hit Tu Wuyu's head continuously with the back of the thick knife, and he held his head and screamed.
"Boss, Lu Laoxiao is a friend!"
It seems that the thing that said too much insider was punished by the knife.
This man is so strange that he is still saying while being beaten, "The fourth kind...... It hurts...... Is it recently absorbed...... Stop it...... It's called 'Heartwork Phantom Blade'...... The effect is ......"
The knife that was flying in mid-air suddenly turned into a big hammer, spun in the air, and hit Tu Wuyu's chest, and he flew out, lying there without moving.
Needless to say, Lu Su also understood that the effect of the Mind Craft Phantom Blade was that the knife itself could be transformed into various weapons at will.
O Nima Divine Soldier!
"Boss!" Zhidun cried and ran over, and the crow who had turned into a sledgehammer was still looking for a chance to beat Tu Wuyu, and it seemed that he said too many things that he shouldn't have said, which made the demon soldier angry.
"Don't hit the boss, boss!" Zhi Du shouted at the sledgehammer flying in mid-air, but the name was a bit confusing. Because Zhidun blocked the unconscious Tu Wuyu, the sledgehammer has been looking for a gap to attack, it seems that it only wants to hit Tu Wuyu, I don't know if the relationship is particularly good or bad.
The insect on the side was stunned, bit her fingers, and said at a loss: "That, I didn't do it!" ”
"I know!"
The two ran over one after the other, and Worm Ting seemed to say to the sledgehammer: "Senior, don't fight!" ”
Then, incredibly, the sledgehammer actually stopped and flew back into Worm Ting's hand.
"Ha, can it be turned into a sledgehammer, can it be turned into a dagger?"
The "whoosh" sledgehammer really turned into a dagger.
"Is it okay to pick up the ear scoop?" Lu Su said curiously.
The knife actually stabbed him, and he was so frightened that he retreated again and again.
It seems that this knife likes insect ting very much, it's really incomprehensible. Lu Su thought to himself.
"Wow, the seniors are so powerful!" Insect Ting grabbed the dagger and said excitedly, the knife in her hand swinging around like a pet, much like a puppy wagging its tail.
Zhidu and Lu Su carried the unconscious Tu Wuyu back to his residence, which was a small fish stall with two beds and some simple daily furnishings.
This kind of accommodation has to be said to be very simple, the first time he saw Tu Wuyu, he kept saying that he wanted to sell fish to save money to buy a house.
Maybe if this magic weapon falls into the hands of others, this power will turn into violence, and finally turn into a windfall, why bother to scrape and sell fish so hard every day.
But Tu Wuyu can live so simply, happily and down-to-earth, Lu Su can't help but have a little respect for this stupid and sunny man.
Perhaps, this demon knife will choose him as a mortal, because of his simple kindness.
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