Chapter 35: The Five Waves Mantra
Finally came to the weekend, and Ye Feng felt tired enough this week. Of course, being a cleaner in the last month was even more tiring, but it was just physical work, which was nothing to Ye Feng. But this week, starting from the first day of the mall test, he was exposed to things that he rarely touched, and everything was difficult at the beginning, and now he feels very difficult.
Ye Feng fell asleep very early after he came back, but he slept until twelve o'clock and was woken up by Zhang Yulin, who had just come back from going out happily.
Zhang Yulin had no chance to chat with Ye Feng for a while during this time, knowing that he didn't have to go to work tomorrow, so he pulled him up to drink.
Zhang Yulin's girlfriend doesn't have any scruples now, so she officially moved in with him. Now they have to rest by themselves, and the two of them are drinking in the living room.
"It was a bit unexpected to become an assistant general manager in a month, but it made me look further." Ye Feng is now full of ambition and wants to make a career in himself.
But obviously, now this is just a fantasy, as far as the current situation is concerned, working as an assistant in Tomorrow Group is a good training opportunity, and you can get a lot of development after working for a year or two.
"Fuck you! Your vision is really far away, so far away that you want me to study! Zhang Yulin was still a little worried about Ye Feng's plan.
Ye Feng couldn't help laughing and scolding: "Fuck, you kid think I'm relaxed?" Aren't I holding my head every day? I can tell you, this must be taken seriously! ”
"I'm not serious right now? The time spent doing 'exercise' has been greatly reduced! Zhang Yulin looked at the door of his room and laughed in a low voice.
Ye Feng said with a smile: "This 'push-up exercise', whether it is expensive or not, it depends on the length of time you have at one time, not the number of times." Hehe, time is reduced, are you kid no more? ”
"Don't be so low-level, okay! NND, your boss is also a senior white-collar worker now, and you should pay attention to your image when you speak! Zhang Yulin glared at him.
"If you can't do it, don't hold it up, or buy more kidney treasures or something..."
"Pull it down! I'm embarrassed to say to me, how are you doing now? Did you get that so-called peerless beauty? ”
Seeing that Zhang Yulin changed the topic, this topic couldn't help but make Ye Feng a little embarrassed, "This... Beauty can't do it too quickly, you have to care about that process. Do you understand? The process is more important. ”
"Hey, regression or sublimation? I only know that the process is important, but it is more important. Zhang Yulin said solemnly.
"Cut-! I mean, this girl is the most appealing girl I've ever seen, and I don't want that feeling to go away too quickly, so I'm not really attacking right now. Ye Feng said as he drank beer.
"Come on! I don't know about your kid's flowery intestines? If you don't succeed now, it means that your charm is not good, so I said that you can't go so long without a girlfriend, you are rusty with this technique. Zhang Yulin said the last two sentences, and lowered his voice a little, obviously afraid of being heard by Xiaomei in the room.
Of course, Ye Feng didn't want to admit that his charm was not good, and he defended: "I said that she is a manager tomorrow, and I was still a cleaner last month, so of course it is inconvenient to do it right away due to the disparity in status." As the saying goes, the vast accumulation, slow king, first socialize, slow to go to bed. I'm trying to close the gap during this time, and now I'm the assistant to the general manager, hehe, it's not far from her..."
"Although your words seem to have some truth, but there has been no movement for so long, it still makes me a little puzzled, don't tell you that you have low self-esteem and dare not start!" Zhang Yulin looked at Ye Feng suspiciously.
Ye Feng laughed, "Fascination with countless girls and conquering thousands of young women, how can the Supreme of Love have low self-esteem?" Rest assured, the great god you worship will not disappoint you! ”
Zhang Yulin made a contemptuous expression, and after a while, he said with a little curiosity: "Since this beauty is so special, did you let you use the 'pickle girl big fa'?" ”
"The Five Waves Mantra?" Ye Feng sneered: "Don't be superstitious about the legendary pickle girl, Lao Tzu is now in the midst of thousands of flowers, and the leaves are not rising, and his skills have long been beyond the supreme realm." ”
"Pickled Girl Big FA" "Five Waves Mantra" is a systematic secret of pickling girls, and it is said to be a high-level pickle girl in the world. The so-called "Five Waves Mantra" is composed of five waves:
The first wave, romance. This is a very important part, girls can't resist romance, to give beautiful women a romantic feeling.
For example, take them to a very romantic restaurant. (Be careful not to let her think she's going to a hotel to open a room.) )
The second wave, waste. When you first start chasing girls, you have to be generous and waste a little money at all costs.
For example, chartering an entire restaurant, having musicians accompany you, giving amazing tips, or even lighting a cigarette with money. (Be careful, the money for lighting a cigarette may be considered a jiabi, and a girl may sing a song like "sister, you do the bow of the boat, brother, I walk on the shore".) )
The third wave, the prodigal son. If you want to attract girls, you have to let her see the image of a prodigal son, and girls will be full of reverie and yearning for the prodigal son.
For example, take her to a messy bar, keep stubble, drink and fight. (Be careful, you are beaten into a dead dog, and you have to be rescued by a girl.) )
The fourth wave, the spray. The seaside is a romantic place, frolicking between the waves, not only can enhance the relationship, but also easy enough to make both parties 'wet', the clothes splashed by the waves, appear looming, it is easy to make people impulsive. (Be careful, if a tsunami hits, it's not a wave.) )
The fifth wave, langjiao. In the end, it came to pass, and all that was left was the cheerful langjiao of the two...
"Hehe, didn't you say that the Five Waves Mantra is the highest level?"
"I thought so back then, but with the increase of the deity's actual combat experience, the cultivation has been improved to the point of 'no tricks to win and have tricks'." Ye Feng boasted unashamedly.
Zhang Yulin stared at Ye Feng carefully for a while.
"What's wrong?"
"It's nothing, I'm thinking about a question, you used to be invincible, was it because you didn't invest enough emotion, so you can win with 'technical' skills. Now this time you have moved your mortal heart, hehe, so you don't dare to act rashly..."
Zhang Yulin's words made Ye Feng's heart skip a beat, is this really the case?
Haven't invested enough in your previous girlfriends? Probably not, every time I meet a new girlfriend, I have already gotten together with my ex-girlfriend. For every girlfriend, they are very attentive, and they all feel that they love them very much? As for Hairuo...
Ye Feng didn't know how to analyze, put it aside for the time being, and fought happily with Zhang Yulin, now he didn't have to worry about whether the beer should be credited.