There's no limit to what's funny
An Xuantao: As soon as they parked the car and walked to the door of the hotel, they were stopped: "Hey! An Xuantao hates ghosts. ”
An Xuantao heard someone call him, and as soon as he heard it, he heard Chen Xinyu's voice, so An Xuantao turned around at the same time, and gave Ah Qiang and them a look, asking them to go first, Ah Qiang and they also understood the meaning of An Xuantao's eyes, so they pretended not to know An Xuantao and continued to walk towards the hotel.
An Xuantao looked back, and sure enough, he saw Chen Xinyu and the handsome girl Liu Yunyun last time, and two other girls standing not far behind him. As soon as An Xuantao saw Chen Xinyu, he said happily, "Sister Xinyu, you are finally here, I have been waiting for you for a long time, and I have dressed up for you." "I have to say that An Xuantao can talk better than Yang Fei, obviously this is a hotel he found casually, but after seeing Chen Xinyu, he said that he had been waiting here for a long time, and more importantly, he was called Chen Xinyu in front of people, Xinyu's sister.
"Nasty ghost, you're again, I can really run into you anywhere." Chen Xinyu is really speechless about this An Xuantao, she has to call someone a little cute last time, but as long as someone is very affectionate and calls her Sister Xinyu, people can't help but misunderstand the two of them, Liu Yunyun's misunderstanding of her last time has not been explained clearly.
Also, Chen Xinyu looked at An Xuantao's dress up in floral shirts, shorts, and flip-flops, which is also called a special dress-up?
Liu Yunyun on the side saw An Xuantao, and couldn't help but joke to Chen Xinyu, "Xinyu, I'll just say why don't you choose so many restaurants, but choose this one, it turns out that your lover is here." ”
After Liu Yunyun finished speaking, she said to An Xuantao, "Hey, handsome guy, we met again, you are still dressed with such personality." ”
An Xuantao saw Liu Yunyun greeting him, and he also replied with a smile: "Yunyun beauty, it is also my honor to meet you here, and these two beauties, hello!" I'm sorry, Yun Yun Beauty, I went out a little more anxious today, you know! ”
"Yes, I know, I know." Liu Yunyun heard An Xuantao's words, and glanced at Chen Xinyu ambiguously before replying.
The other two beauties also nodded to An Xuantao, which was regarded as a greeting.
"I know your big head! I said nasty ghost, pretend to be less and you'll die, right? Don't get in the way, we're going to go in for dinner, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Chen Xinyu was really speechless to An Xuantao and Liu Yunyun, she had just seen An Xuantao subconsciously call him, but she didn't expect An Xuantao to play treasure for her again.
"Okay, Sister Xinyu, then I'll invite you to dinner today, I don't know if Yun Yun and these two beauties can give me this honor and invite you to a light meal?" An Xuantao heard Chen Xinyu want to eat, so he took the initiative to invite them to eat.
When Liu Yunyun and the other two girls heard that An Xuantao was going to invite them to dinner, they looked at Chen Xinyu, because today it was Chen Xinyu who said that he wanted to invite them to dinner, but now when they heard An Xuantao want to invite, they could only look at Chen Xinyu and let Chen Xinyu decide.
Chen Xinyu saw Liu Yunyun and the others looking at her, she wanted to refuse An Xuantao, but when the words came to her mouth, they became "Hmph, nasty ghost, wait a minute, order expensive dishes, eat you poorly, don't leave quickly." After Chen Xinyu finished speaking, he walked into the hotel first.
"Hey, Xinyu, wait for us." Liu Yunyun and the three of them saw Chen Xinyu walking inside first, and they hurriedly followed.
An Xuantao looked at Chen Xinyu's back, smiled, and quickly followed, Chen Xinyu agreed to let him invite, he couldn't let them wait for a long time. At the same time, An Xuantao was still thinking in his heart, hehe, I didn't expect to meet her after a meal, it seems that this meal will not be boring.
Chen Xinyu and An Xuantao and the five of them found a seat and sat down casually. "Two beauties, hello, my name is An Xuantao, I don't know what to call the two beauties?" As soon as they sat down, An Xuantao introduced himself to the two girls he didn't know.
When the two beauties heard An Xuantao's words, one of them replied, "An Xuantao, hello, I'm Li Xue, she is Ye Xuan, we are all classmates and good friends of Xinyu, thank you for inviting us to dinner." ”
An Xuantao heard Li Xue's words, waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, it's my honor to invite you to dinner, just thank you for taking care of Xinyu all the time." ”
Ye Qian heard An Xuantao's words, and said to Chen Xinyu, "Xinyu, your boyfriend looks pretty good!" You have to watch it out, don't let people snatch it away. ”
"Dizzy, where is he good, that is, you think he is good, and besides, he is not my boyfriend. Dizzy, what kind of eyes do you have, lazy to pay attention to you, I order, nasty ghosts, I will eat you poor today. Chen Xinyu really defeated several of her good sisters.
This An Xuantao She has only met for the third time, how can she be her boyfriend, but as soon as she explained that An Xuantao is not her boyfriend, her sisters threw over a kind of eyes, we understand, the meaning of that look is obvious, we understand, you are shy, so you are not boyfriend and girlfriend, just "ordinary" friends.
Seeing such eyes, Chen Xinyu didn't bother to pay attention to them, and could only vent her anger on ordering food, she vowed to eat An Xuantao poorly.
Although Chen Xinyu vowed to eat poor An Xuantao, when it came time to actually order, she only ordered a few ordinary dishes, which didn't add up to five hundred yuan. After seeing Chen Xinyu finish ordering, Liu Yunyun came up again and said curiously to An Xuantao, "An Xuantao, what are you doing?" Isn't it the second generation of rich? ”
Liu Yunyun is very curious about what An Xuantao does, looking at An Xuantao's appearance, he doesn't look like a student, he doesn't look like an office worker, he looks like he still has some money, is he a rich second generation?
Hearing Liu Yunyun say that she was a rich second generation, An Xuantao said speechlessly, "It would be good if I were a rich second generation, so that I could be a loser, but unfortunately I am not." As for what I do, it's nothing, I just opened a small pharmaceutical company and made just enough money for me to live. ”
"I didn't expect you to be a small boss! It looks good, can you raise our family? Liu Yunyun was very curious when she heard that An Xuantao was not a rich second generation, but the owner of a small pharmaceutical company. Originally, why did she still have An Xuantao a rich second generation who had nothing to do! didn't expect him to be a small boss, but An Xuantao really didn't look like a boss.
Chen Xinyu saw Liu Yunyun pulling her again, lightly punched Liu Yunyun, and said angrily, "Die Yunyun, you can pull me anything, if you don't brush me, you will die, right?" "It's all that annoying ghost An Xuantao, I have to make Liu Yunyun misunderstand that he is my boyfriend, I hate ghosts, I hate ghosts, I hate death.
"Okay, okay, just don't take you to the brush. The dish is here, let's eat first. Liu Yunyun saw Chen Xinyu like that, and knew that if she said Chen Xinyu again, she would really be annoyed and angry, and she happened to see the dishes coming up, so she quickly changed the topic.
But not long after eating, Liu Yunyun couldn't help but speak again, "Do you know that the playboy in our school made people into a vegetative state two days ago." Liu Yunyun was originally a gossip person, and suddenly knew that the playboy in their school made people into a vegetative state, and she couldn't help but tell others.
Chen Xinyu heard Liu Yunyun's words, wasn't the playboy in their school the same Wang Tian who pestered her two days ago? In order to confirm whether it was Wang Tian, Chen Xinyu also asked, "Yunyun, is the playboy you are talking about, is it Wang Tian?" ”
"Yes, yes, that's what Wang Tian, the young owner of the Wang Group, I heard that two days ago he was at the door of the Fenghua Hotel, making people into a vegetative person, I still remember that we were also in the Fenghua Hotel that day, celebrating people's birthdays." Liu Yunyun didn't expect that the first person who wanted to listen to gossip would be Chen Xinyu, but she didn't think about it so much, as long as someone wanted to listen to gossip.
Chen Xinyu heard that Wang Tian was beaten into a vegetative person on his birthday, at the door of the Fenghua Hotel, and couldn't help but think that Wang Tian had a conflict with the nasty ghost An Xuantao that day, Wang Tian also said that he wanted An Xuantao to be good-looking, that Wang Tian wouldn't be a nasty ghost, right? No, you have to ask first" Yunyun, do you know who beat that Wang Tian? ”
Liu Yunyun looked at Chen Xinyu strangely, what happened to this Xinyu today? Usually she's not such a gossip person! Why do you seem to be quite concerned about Wang Tian's matter today? Hey, whatever, it's rare for Xin Yu to gossip like this, "I don't know who beat it, but I heard some people say that Wang Tian offended some big people, and some people say that it was Wang Tian and the gang boss who robbed women and made people into vegetative people." ”
When Chen Xinyu heard Liu Yunyun's words, she couldn't help but look at An Xuantao, who was eating on the side, Wang Tian couldn't really be beaten by this nasty ghost, right? Thinking about the last time he also beat the Tiger Gang, and the Tiger Gang didn't trouble him, is this nasty really a gang boss? Thinking of this, Chen Xinyu couldn't help but ask An Xuantao, "Hey!" Nasty, did you do this? You can't really be a triad, right? ”
An Xuantao, who was originally immersed in eating, heard Chen Xinyu's words, raised his head and looked at Chen Xinyu and said, "Faint, Sister Xinyu, how can you think of me as an underworld, such a promising profession?" In fact, An Xuantao also heard Liu Yunyun's words just now, but he pretended not to hear it, and he automatically omitted Chen Xinyu's first question.
Chen Xinyu rolled her eyes at An Xuantao, this person is really not serious, "Hey, hey, nasty ghost, don't talk about the topic, and say, did you hit the person?" ”
Chen Xinyu wanted to know if An Xuantao had beaten him, and he didn't mean anything else, he just wanted to ask. She didn't care about Wang Tian's life and death, she was afraid that An Xuantao would have an accident because of beating people, and she didn't know why she cared so much about An Xuantao, a nasty ghost.
"Xinyu, who was beaten by An Xuantao, you won't say that Wang Tian was beaten by An Xuantao, right?" Liu Yunyun heard the conversation between An Xuantao and Chen Xinyu, and couldn't help but ask curiously.
Li Xue and Ye Qian also looked at An Xuantao, although they didn't know why, Xinyu would suspect that it was An Xuantao, but they also wanted to know if that Wang Tian was beaten by An Xuantao, you must know that Wang Tian was a popular figure in their school, and it was difficult for them to know him or not.
An Xuantao saw that everyone was looking at him, and said embarrassedly, "Don't look at me like this, I'll be embarrassed." Uh, that, Sister Xinyu, why do you have the feeling of wanting to kill me with such eyes? Originally, An Xuantao wanted to pull it down, but as soon as he saw the murderous look that Chen Xinyu saw, he immediately stopped the topic and asked Chen Xinyu cautiously.
"If you continue to rip me off, I'll punch you to death, believe it or not? Come on, did you beat Wang Tian? After Chen Xinyu finished speaking, she waved her show fist cutely, vowing that if An Xuantao pulled his skin again, she would punch him to death. It's a shame that people are so worried about this nasty ghost, but this nasty ghost is still talking about it here.
When An Xuantao saw Chen Xinyu like that, he could only say truthfully, "I didn't beat him, I still dirty my hands when I beat him, wouldn't it be better if he became a vegetative person, so that he can't pester my Xinyu sister." The one called Wang Tian is not a good thing. ”
What An Xuantao didn't say was that although he didn't beat the people, he asked Ah Qiang to beat them. However, he could also see that the reason why Chen Xinyu asked if he was beaten was also because he cared about him, and An Xuantao couldn't explain too much to Chen Xinyu, so in order not to worry her, he could only lie to her.
Chen Xinyu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he heard that it wasn't An Xuantao, but he was still a little uneasy, "Nasty ghost, you really didn't beat it?" "Why do I care so much about this nasty thing? Who did he beat, what does it matter to me?
"It's really not me who fights, I can fight Tianfa Si, if it's An Xuantao who I fight, then I won't be able to marry a wife in my life." Seeing that Chen Xinyu still didn't believe it, An Xuantao could only stretch out four fingers to Tianfa Si.
"Send you a ghost head four, and I will send five? Anyway, it's good that you don't hit it, okay, let's eat. Chen Xinyu looked at An Xuantao's four fingers, rolled her eyes, ignored An Xuantao after speaking, and ate by herself.
Liu Yunyun and Li Xue looked at Chen Xinyu and An Xuantao with wide eyes, what the hell are these two people doing? But whatever! Eat first, and the three of them also began to bury their heads in eating.
This meal was eaten for more than an hour, and after paying the bill, An Xuantao suddenly slapped his big foot and said urgently, "Oh, how did you forget this, Sister Xinyu, you borrowed my mobile phone to make a call, I didn't bring my mobile phone." An Xuantao was molded the only pocket of his flower shirt, and there was nothing in it except a few hundred yuan, so he was in a hurry to borrow his mobile phone from Chen Xinyu.
Chen Xinyu looked at An Xuantao as if she was in a hurry, and she gave her mobile phone to An Xuantao without thinking too much.
An Xuantao took the phone and made a call urgently, but hung up without speaking, and then returned the phone to Chen Xinyu.
Chen Xinyu took the phone and looked at An Xuantao speechlessly, what the hell is this nasty ghost? Calling and not talking, this is also a matter of urgency? Whatever, don't knock him down, thinking of this, Chen Xinyu also put the phone back in her handbag.
Originally, Chen Xinyu made an appointment to go shopping after eating, but now that the meal is finished, they are also going shopping. Chen Xinyu also stood up and said goodbye to An Xuantao, "Nasty ghost, thank you for inviting us to dinner!" We're leaving, bye-bye. After speaking, he and Liu Yunyun walked outside the hotel.
An Xuantao saw Chen Xinyu and them leaving, so he smiled and shook his hand, and didn't say anything, but beckoned to Ah Qiang and the others who were sitting on the other side. Ah Qiang saw An Xuantao's gesture, and walked up, "Boss, what are your orders?" An Xuantao looked at the direction where Chen Xinyu disappeared and said, "Help me find out which school those girls are in, by the way, give me my mobile phone." ”