Chapter 33: Taking the First Kiss
readx; Dozens of bare-ass women were inside a wall, and there was no door, just a curtain to separate it from the outside world. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Come on! Come on! It's only one step away!
The last step was like Brother Xiang hitting the finish line, gathering all his strength to jump, and finally crossing the curtain.
However, I never expected it......
The captain is the captain who runs first, but he is not the fastest. Although the little security guard ran the fastest and had to surpass the captain several times, he still held back, after all, he was the captain, and the captain should be let see it first at first sight, otherwise the captain would be unhappy, and he would inevitably be found in the future.
It is rare for a little security guard to be able to control his brain at such a time. In the future, if you carve more, you will become a great tool!
In addition, there is a fat security guard, so the little security guard doesn't have to worry about him, and of course he runs second. At the moment when the captain rushed into the curtain, he heard a loud bang, and the captain flew out, rolled on the spot a few times, and finally fell on his back in the corner, unconscious.
The little security guard was taken aback and froze in place.
A woman came from behind the curtain and scolded: "Stinky security guard, watch me take a bath for free?" It's cheap! Grandma isn't just something to be seen......"
Can I just watch it after paying for it? I grass! The little security guard suddenly came back to his senses and muttered angrily.
Suddenly, the curtain was lifted, and a fat woman's head was stretched out, and she wanted to scold her with angry eyebrows, but when she saw that the little security guard was beautiful, her face turned and she said softly: "If people want to pay, you will be exempted!" ”
I'll rub it! The little security guard was shocked again, it couldn't be a dream! Such bold words are said so that no one else is like that, and Mrs. is that!
The little security guard was not interested in the fat woman and looked disappointed.
The fat woman said, "You wait. ”
After that, he lowered the curtain, and after a while, the fat woman wrapped in a bath towel lifted the curtain and came out.
There was also a wooden basin in her hand, presumably the captain was knocked away by her with this.
A behemoth suddenly appeared in front of the little security guard, and a huge shadow flooded over him, drowning him.
The little security guard didn't stand firm, and almost fell, so shocked that his jaw was about to fall.
It's just a female sumo wrestler! The little security guard was so frightened that he turned around and ran, and the captain ignored it.
in the men's bathroom. Zhu Xiaodan grabbed people's hearts, and regardless of whether he was ashamed or not, he shocked a group of white-flowered men into pieces.
Suddenly, a blue figure flashed and slipped out of the bathroom.
Isn't the guy surnamed Ling wearing a blue shirt? Zhu Xiaodan suddenly realized, twisted his body, and chased him out.
It was Ling Feng who slipped out, and when he saw Zhu Xiaodan's ghost lingering and catching up, he had no choice but to run again!
Zhu Xiaodan chased after him and shouted wildly: "The surname is Ling, you stand for me!" I'm going to kill you! ”
Even if they shouted that they wanted to kill someone, passers-by thought that it was a civil war between the two of them, and they covered their mouths and laughed, and no one was nosy.
After all, it was a woman, and after chasing for a while, Zhu Xiaodan's physical strength obviously couldn't keep up, and gradually fell farther and farther. It just so happened that there was a broken bicycle parked on the side of the road, and it was the kind of goods that rang except for the bell that didn't ring.
Zhu Xiaodan didn't care about the image of a lady, jumped on the bike, and walked away. There were many pedestrians on the road, and Zhu Xiaodan wanted to ring the bell, but the bell also rusted to death. Fortunately, this tattered bicycle swayed all the way, and passers-by stood sideways to dodge, but it also saved a lot of tongues and shouting "give way"!
However, unexpectedly, the saddle was actually broken, and the support bar was exposed, which stimulated Zhu Xiaodan to be itchy and numb.
But how could Zhu Xiaodan be in this mood at this time! Despite the red and white on his face, he still struggled to chase after Ling Feng.
At this time, a peculiar scenery appeared on the road. A fashionable and beautiful girl, riding a rusty and almost broken bicycle, jingling all the way to the run, and shouting and killing all the way. Half of the passers-by thought they were making a movie!
After all, two wheels are faster than two feet! Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to Ling Feng, Zhu Xiaodan finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Hearing the shouts of killing, passers-by can ignore it, but the police can't ignore it.
At this moment, a patrolman on a motorcycle and wearing sunglasses sounded his siren and followed. Just as Zhu Xiaodan chased after Ling Feng and grabbed him, the patrol police also arrived at the same time.
The patrol officer parked the motorcycle on the side of the road, walked over and asked, "What's the matter with you guys?" ”
Ling Feng ran out of breath, and he didn't know how far he had run, anyway, the ten steamed buns were also consumed. I just breathed a sigh of relief, and when I saw that it was the police, I couldn't help but chuckle in my heart.
Although he didn't commit any major cases of hijacking planes to kill people and steal goods, there are still some gags in normal times, and when I go to the police station, three generations of my ancestors will be investigated.
It's better to be captured by this witch, at least the previous things won't be revealed. At most, it was a matter of drawing a turtle on her panties last time, so pay her a few pairs of panties.
made up his mind, turned around and hugged Zhu Xiaodan, and before she could react, he quickly kissed her on the lips, and then smiled at the patrol officer and said, "We're joking." ”
Ahhh
This is Zhu Xiaodan's first kiss! Just snatched away? And it's a big enemy!
Zhu Xiaodan trembled with anger, looked at Ling Feng in a daze, and tears flowed out instantly.
When the patrol police saw it, it turned out to be a conflict between couples, and the taste of shouting and killing was heavier, but it did not affect the qualitative nature of the incident.
Zhu Xiaodan grabbed Ling Feng's collar and was so angry that he couldn't speak: "You, you, you ......" Crystal tears were still rolling in his eyes.
I just kissed you, and it's understandable that you hate me, and even hate me to the core, but it's a bit too much to shed tears, right? It's not that you haven't had a boyfriend, what are you pretending to be? It's like something! Ling Feng thought indignantly in his heart.
Ling Feng was full of contempt for Zhu Xiaodan in his heart, but on the surface, he put on a look of sincere fear, and said, "It was also an urgent matter just now, so I made a decision. If I offend you, please forgive me! ”
Zhu Xiaodan said angrily: "You still dare to say 'if'? After that, he couldn't help but grab Ling Feng's collar again.
Ling Feng felt his neck tighten, and his breathing was not smooth, so he hurriedly smiled and said, "Okay, I must have offended you, no if." ”
Zhu Xiaodan roared: "I know it's offensive, why do you want to do that?!" ”
Ling Feng didn't answer and asked, "You don't want me to be taken away by the police, do you?" ”
Zhu Xiaodan said: "This is strange, we don't seem to know each other, right?" What are you doing with me when you were taken away by the police? ”
Ling Feng smiled, "Didn't you dream of arresting me for revenge?" I was taken away by the police, didn't your wish come to naught? ”
Zhu Xiaodan was stunned, yes, how could he forget such a big event!
Zhu Xiaodan really wanted to take revenge day and night, but the big enemy was in front of him, but he didn't know how to take revenge. Did you really kill him? No way. Did he vent his evil anger? It's a little embarrassing to be in this public. Let him go? I was unwilling to be cheaper like this!
After thinking about it, Zhu Xiaodan suddenly thought of a more urgent and urgent question, and blurted out: "In this way, you do me a favor, after the matter is completed, our old accounts and new hatreds, including the kiss you just now, will all be written off, how about it?" ”
Negotiate conditions? Ling Feng could have refused completely. But if he refuses, the witch doesn't seem to let him go, but he can't fight a woman, right? What's more, it's still such a sexy and beautiful beauty.
Ling Feng nodded immediately and agreed.
Zhu Xiaodan loosened Ling Feng's collar and said, "That's okay." No repentance, a word is a certainty! ”
Ling Feng suddenly thought of a question and said, "Tell me what you want me to do first?" I don't want to kill people and sell goods! ”
Zhu Xiaodan cut and said disdainfully: "You don't have that ability!" ”
Rub, dare to underestimate me! Ling Feng's heart was wild.
Zhu Xiaodan said coldly: "Let's go!" ”
"Where to go?" Ling Feng asked.
"Bilong Villa!" Zhu Xiaodan replied.