Chapter 51: The Three Musketeers
Fang Wuxian thought to himself: This Tang girl is so smart and has a lot of ideas, just like pretending to be insulted at the mouth of the alley yesterday, but in fact, she is a trick to divert the tiger from the mountain, if she is an ordinary person, she is likely to be deceived. At this time, I came up with this certificate of no criminal record, which can indeed solve a lot of trouble for myself.
If ordinary people have such a request, the police station will never bother to issue a certificate, but Miss Tang is not an ordinary person, she sat in the director's office for five minutes, and she didn't know what she was talking about, and when she came out again, she had already taken the certificate of no crime, and it was very exaggerated to shake it in front of Fang Wuxie's eyes, and slapped it directly on Fang Wuxie's chest.
Fang Wuxian put the certificate in his wallet and said with a smile: "This thing can't afford to save your life, don't think about it so simply." ”
Miss Tang pouted and said, "Why are you like this, don't you know that you are not a gentleman?" ”
"It doesn't matter if I'm a gentleman or not, but you have to remember that if you don't repay your kindness, you're a villain, and I can't fulfill myself, but I'll trap you in injustice."
Fang Wuxian walked out as he spoke, Miss Tang followed closely behind, and when she saw him go out of the police station to stop the car on the side of the road, she hurriedly said: "Hey, aren't you waiting for me to repay the favor, why are you taking a taxi, I'll drive." ”
"It's better to repay the favor, with you, what if I encounter a killer again?" Fang Wuxian stopped a taxi and sat directly in. Seeing that it was too late to pick up the car, Miss Tang ran two steps quickly, grabbed the taxi door, and squeezed in.
Fang Wuxian said helplessly: "What are you doing with me!" ”
Miss Tang raised her head and said angrily: "I want to repay the favor, and I want to ride a horse." ”
"There's no place for you to live!"
"I don't care, it's a big deal to squeeze it."
The taxi driver laughed, he saw that this girl looked dignified, but he didn't expect that the coquettish energy was enough, and the courtship was so direct. Horseback riding, squeezing! Tsk, you city people really know how to play, am I really old? I can't even understand it.
When Fang Wuxian heard the driver's laughter, he knew that the man wanted to be crooked, he took out the starting fee of five yuan and handed it to the driver, pushed Miss Tang to get out of the car again, and said helplessly: "You go to drive, you will get thirty or forty from this taxi, it's a big loss." ”
Miss Tang was afraid that he would run away again, so she grabbed him by the hand and walked to the police station.
The eldest girl, she was not ashamed to hold the man's hand, Fang Wuxian looked at the surprised eyes of passers-by, and she blushed a little.
Miss Tang's driving skills are average, although she drives a sports car, she has never run more than 60 miles at the highest speed.
The two had a small talk in the car, and Fang Wuxian knew that Miss Tang's real name was Tang Xiaoqi, according to her, she was the seventh in the family, and her parents were too lazy to name her Xiaoqi at first, but later found that it was quite smooth, and it was written on the household registration.
Tang Xiaoqi seemed to be a little concerned about his name, and asked Fang Wuxie, isn't this name strange?
Fang Wuxian said indifferently: "What is this, in our lumps, the fat people in the countryside who are called the iron eggs left by the dog, there are countless of them." Your name sounds pretty good, if you call Tang Xiaosan, it will be much more ugly, but this name is easy to remind people of Tang Xiaoqi, I guess you were nicknamed when you were in school! ”
Tang Xiaoqi said angrily: "No, my nickname is ...... stingy ghost."
Fang Wuxian laughed, and the angry Tang Xiaoqi reached out to hit him, almost missing the car in the ditch.
In fact, Tang Xiaoqi was not stingy at all, when she got out of the car, she learned that there was a fifteen-year-old girl in Fang Wuxie's "family", who rummaged in the trunk for a long time, and carried a small paper pocket into the courtyard with Fang Wuxie.
Fang Wuxian reluctantly introduced Tang Xiaoqi to Miao Xiaodao and Gongsun Jingrou, Tang Xiaoqi saw that Gongsun Jingrou was gentle and lovely, and handed over the paper pocket he was carrying, saying that it was the first time to meet, and he would give a small gift to show his heart.
Gongsun Jingrou didn't want it, and she didn't dare to ask for it casually, but Fang Wuxian signaled to accept it. The little girl blushed and took out a mobile phone case from her paper pocket, which turned out to be an iphone7 that had not yet been listed in Huaxia.
The little girl doesn't know much about this kind of high-tech product, and Fang Wuxian is even more ignorant, but Miao Xiaodao, a thief, is a clear door.
Not to mention how much this thing is worth, just if it is not listed in Huaxia, it will double its value. I don't know how many Chinese Apple fans do not hesitate to spend several times the price to buy this mobile phone from scalpers in order to buy this mobile phone from abroad. As everyone knows, what people are playing is hunger marketing, and it is you Chinese people who are amused. Its high price, nicknamed Kidney 7 by Chinese people, means that to buy such a mobile phone, ordinary people need to sell their kidneys.
Although after today's horse race, Miao Xiaodao's bank card had an extra 2.4 million yuan (after tax deduction), but he was still shocked to see Tang Xiaoqi casually take out 18,000 mobile phones as a gift. But thinking that this woman drove a sports car worth five or six hundred thousand, and was assassinated by a killer on the road, her identity must be extraordinary, and it doesn't matter what kind of action she makes.
Miao Xiaodao and Gongsun Jingrou, as the landlords, arranged for Gongsun Jingrou to go to the West Wing, which happened to be the same house with Fang Wuxie, and then quietly retreated, after all, the age of the two was half a child, and Fang Wuxie was an "adult" who couldn't talk about it.
Fang Wuxian was barely the same age as Tang Xiaoqi, so he could only endure the humiliation and tell Tang Xiaoqi, a curious baby, some interesting stories in the old forests in the Northeast.
During this period, Fang Wuxian tried to ask Tang Xiaoqi about the family situation many times, but he was covered up by this Nizi's haha, which also made Fang Wuxian understand that this Nizi seemed to be simple, and her heart was full of life, so she kept a hand when she talked to her.
finally waited until ten o'clock in the evening, Fang Wuxian rightfully retreated to rest, but was dragged by Tang Xiaoqi.
"What is this for? Do you want to make a personal promise? Fang Wuxian looked at Tang Xiaoqi's slightly pursed red lips, a pair of slender white long legs under the black skirt, subconsciously swallowed saliva, and said with a smile: "I can barely agree to accompany the chat, sleeping with you is absolutely dead." ”
Tang Xiaoqi raised the pillow and smashed it on Fang Wuxie's head, and said angrily: "Can you not be a hooligan, stand up to save the beauty twice, and I still think you are an admirable hero." ”
"Don't, don't say I'm a hero, you're killing, I want to save you, I'm unlucky to meet you." Fang Wuxian ran away as if he was running back to his room, and his heart was somewhat excited after playing with ambiguity.
Just when he had just suppressed the excitement in his heart, Tang Xiaoqi actually came to knock on the door, and he laughed in a low voice: "Hurry up and go back to sleep, I won't obey you if I live or die." ”
Tang Xiaoqi didn't get angry this time, and said softly: "Don't make trouble, I want to go to the toilet, I dare not go in such darkness." ”
If a woman can wipe her face and talk to a man about going to the toilet, it should be really suffocating. Fang Wuxian was not a real hooligan, so he stopped making fun of him and opened the door with a flashlight.
It's good to live in the countryside, but it's very inconvenient to go to the toilet, especially at night, when the moon is dark and the wind is high, go out of the house to the public toilet, listen to the cicadas and dogs bark, which is really a big challenge for guts.
Fang Wuxian walked in front, Tang Xiaoqi's cheeks were crimson, and he followed behind, but before he reached the gate, Fang Wuxian suddenly turned around and stopped, and Tang Xiaoqi bumped into him all at once.
Tang Xiaoqi was just about to speak, but Fang Wuxian reached out and brushed her mouth, took her hand and walked into the room, "Teasing you, you don't need to go out, there is a bathroom in Jingrou's room." ”
Tang Xiaoqi sensed that something seemed to be wrong with the situation, and he didn't ask or struggle, so he was half-hugged by Fang Wuxian and entered the main room.
Leaning on his broad shoulders, Tang Xiaoqi felt his entire body soften.
As soon as he entered the house, Fang Wuxian said to Miao Xiaodao, who was watching TV: "There are three gunmen outside, you are here to protect the two of them, and I will go and find the three out." ”
Gongsun Jingrou didn't react much, stepped forward and grabbed Tang Xiaoqi's hand, and whispered: "Innocent big brother, I will also write martial arts, I can protect Sister Xiaoqi, and let Xiaodao go out with you." ”
Fang Wuxian thought that if Xiao Dao went out with him, he would be able to solve the two of them in a moment, and there would be no need to worry about the remaining gunman, not to mention that the gunman had not yet infiltrated the small courtyard, and it would take time to rush into the courtyard from the outside, so he nodded and agreed.
He pretended to go out of the yard with Miao Xiaodao to smoke, but in fact quietly pointed out the place where the gunman was hiding, the two chattered and cooed to pee, and after separation, one approached a gunman, and when he got close, he shot decisively and quickly, directly knocked out the two gunmen hiding in the shadows, and quickly ran to the position of the third gunman.
If Fang Wuxian was the gunman, he could fire at least two shots at this distance, but the gunman didn't know what was wrong, he didn't shoot, and shouted: "Don't ......"
It's a pity that Fang Wuxian didn't rely on looking, but by smelling, and his speed was not affected at all in the dark, and when the gunman only shouted one word, he was cut by Fang Wuxie on the neck with a palm, his head tilted, and he collapsed to the ground.
Fang Wuxian was carrying a gunman in one hand, Miao Xiaodao was weak, he carried one person, quietly returned home, and threw it to the ground like a dead pig. Pulled out from the three of them for a while, good guys, each with a short gun, three magazines, a dagger, and the whole is special forces equipment.
Tang Xiaoqi poked her head and looked at the three of them, her eyes became quite strange, she quietly came out of the inner room, ran outside and dialed the phone: "Third uncle, did you send someone to protect me?" ”
The third uncle said: "I sent Ah Qiang and the three brothers, what's the matter, they disturbed you?" ”
Tang Xiaoqi said with a depressed face: "They didn't bother me, but they sneakily hid outside the courtyard, and they were knocked out by my friends as killers." ”
The third uncle was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Your friend is so handsome, and Ah Qiang and the three of them are good in the army." However, the third uncle can remind you that now you may face danger at any time, although your friend is not an ordinary person, but he has two children, if the enemy attacks with guns, it is inevitable that there will be casualties, if you really think about your friends, you should go back to the eighteenth town immediately, wait for the third uncle to solve the problem, and then you will do what you want to do. ”
Tang Xiaoqi sighed, said he knew, and hung up the phone.
After determining the identities of the three gunmen, Fang Wuxian woke up the three of them, and the person who was knocked out by him in the end was Ah Qiang, and when he woke up and saw Tang Xiaoqi with a sad face, he knew that the misunderstanding had been resolved, and rubbed his smashed blue neck and said: "Brother Wuxie, you shot too fast, and you didn't let me finish speaking." ”
"You all know my name, it seems that the police station didn't keep it a secret for me at all!" Fang Wuxian smiled: "I'm really sorry, I thought you were a killer waiting for an ambush. ”
"I don't blame you, we overestimate ourselves too much, so we want not to disturb the little ......"
As soon as Ah Qiang said this, Tang Xiaoqi coughed, he was stunned for a moment, and then continued: "Don't bother Xiaoqi and you, but I didn't expect it to make you worry." ”
"A misunderstanding," Fang Wuxian said with a smile: "It's just that the small courtyard is not big, and there is only one room left, and the three brothers make do with it." ”
Tang Xiaoqi sighed: "No need, let's go back to Eighteen Degrees Town." ”
Fang Wuxian was stunned, Tang Xiaoqi was still dead face before, why did he have to leave in a blink of an eye, could it be that because of the three bodyguards who captured her, she felt faceless?
This Nizi doesn't look like the kind of person who is cautious? Could it be......
Fang Wuxian vaguely guessed Tang Xiaoqi's thoughts, and had a better evaluation of this troubled woman in his heart, perhaps from this moment on, he had already regarded her as a friend.
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