introduction
Above the nine skies, a group of women surrounded a man.
"Xiaoyao, who do you really like?" A dignified and beautiful woman asked with her eyes staring at the man. The women next to them couldn't help but prick up their ears when they heard it, obviously very interested in the answer to this question.
"Yaoji, tell me about someone of your age, why do you care about this? I like you so much anyway! The man looked at the woman's eyes affectionately, as if he wanted to see through the woman, and the woman's cheeks suddenly turned red and she couldn't speak.
"No, Xiaoyao, you have to say which one you like today, if you can't say it, don't think we're talking to you in the future." A woman with a cute little rabbit in her arms and an extremely beautiful woman stared at the man and said, "Don't think I'm as easy to deceive as Sister Yaoji. The seven little girls next to him also said in unison: "We also want to know Brother Xiaoyao!" ”
"Little Chang'e, you are taking your sisters with you again! 1 Brother hurts you in vain, who helps you pick fresh radishes for your little rabbit every day? Who spends their time every day helping you stand guard in your shower and keep an eye on those perverts with bad intentions? The man's face instantly changed into a helpless and painful expression.
"Phew! Who doesn't know that the biggest pervert in the pervert heaven realm is you, Xiaoyaojun? Even the howling dogs talk about the change of color. You know what your role is. The woman had a look of disgust.
"What the hell! Let's make it clear if we have something to say, I'm nothing to do with the roaring dog, I have the conscience of heaven and earth, I am free to incense every day, Lord of heaven and earth, you can talk to me! The man looked in a sad direction. In the Lingxiao Treasure Hall in the distance, the man sitting on the dragon chair suddenly felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, and his eyes were slightly closed, "You can ask for more blessings, just deceive all the beautiful girls in the heavenly realm, and even deceive my sister!" May Allah bless you, Amen! His Royal Highness's ministers also showed a confidant expression.
"Xiaoyao, don't talk about it anymore, we all know that what you said is true, don't you even have the courage to face us?" A woman with nine tails behind her who kept wagging and looked so charming that even the sun and the moon were ashamed said with a straight face.
"Wait, I'll ask you what day it is?" The man suddenly interrupted the charming woman's speech, and she looked into the distance. "What day?" The charming woman smiled, "It's the day when the big pervert is debunked by our sisters!" ”
"Damn, you fools, today is the day when the Heavenly Demon Qi erupts" The man suddenly roared, and his figure instantly blocked in front of several women. A black flash of light struck the man.
"Hehe, Xiaoyaojun's only weakness is really his woman! Xiaoyaojun, does my nether wave hurt this time? "A man dressed as a clown suddenly appeared. The girls were immediately frightened. "There's a kind of you don't do it to women!" The man roared. "Okay!" The clown-like man laughed evilly, and the figure suddenly disappeared in place, and after a while, it suddenly appeared behind the women, and there was a black flash, and the man put his hands on his chest and formed a lotus shape, and suddenly a layer of light shield blocked the women.
"Damn, Master Dan is right, I will die at the hands of women in my life! Let me eradicate this only aftermath for the heavenly realm! The man had a resolute expression, "I'm fighting with you, girls, I'm free to lie to men and not women in this life!" What I've said is true, I love you guys! As soon as the words fell, the whole person turned into a wave of light and rushed towards the clown man, "Li Xiaoyao, you are evil, one life for one life, you are sick!" Then the whole person was exposed to the light wave and disappeared invisibly.
Everything is calm, and only a group of women and men are left on the whole picture, and they are accompanied by a flute before their deaths. "It's all you, I said, don't force Brother Xiaoyao, you look at Brother Xiaoyao, Brother Xiaoyao is gone! Woooooo The rabbit suddenly spoke. Jade Rabbit, you! We don't want to, we just want to face up to our feelings! The woman with the rabbit in her arms had become a tearful man by this time.
"Wait, listen to the flute! Is it a message left by Xiaoyao? The charming woman suddenly stopped the sisters. Several girls immediately gathered around, "Sisters, don't cry, your Xiaoyao brother is rebuilding in the Nether Realm at this time, and when I get back my memory, I will come back and marry you!" Don't ask me who I like! By the way, in fact, I am innocent of the Howling Dog. "Who wants you to marry?" Bad apple! Thinking about these bad ideas all day. Several girls burst into tears and laughed, and then their pretty faces flushed again, obviously remembering something that should not be thought of, "A pervert will always be a pervert!" (A man innocently draws circles)
"Alright, sisters, let's go back! One day in heaven and one year on earth, at most in 100 days, our pervert husband will return! We need to be prepared for a few more sisters! "Sister Yang Chan, what are you talking about? If I want to marry you, why don't I marry that pervert? "Really? Little Chang'e? "I hate it, stinky sister, you know how to bully me with a big pervert!"
"Hee-hee!" "Haha!" There is only laughter and a gust of incense left in the Heavenly Realm, and the story of our Xiaoyaojun in the Nether Realm has just begun.
It is located in the depths of the Shenlongjia Forest Area in Hubei Province, China.
"Hao'er, come here!" An old man sits on a big rock with a pipe in his mouth, and you can find that although the old man has gray hair, he has a ruddy complexion, strong spirits, and a childish face, just like the mythical Zhang Guolao and other characters.
"Daddy, what's the matter?" A dignified-looking man walked out of the small forest house beside the old man.
"Hao'er! Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that I've raised you so old, old man, and I don't think I've been much older. It's like discussing with you whether to go out to find a few granddaughters-in-law for your father and me, and give me seventeen or eighteen great-grandchildren, so that I can also enjoy the blessings of the next Qi people? The old man turned to face the man with a smile on his face.
"Daddy, you're going to drive me away! Don't! You tell me that since the year before the master's wife left, I can take care of you. If you go down the mountain to visit some Qinglou or something like that after I leave, and you hurt your body, no one will be able to collect your body! The young man looked at the old man with a playful expression.
"Stinky boy, what did you kid say? What did you say about your father! Haven't you always wanted to go down the mountain and see the outside world! I have decided that you will go down the mountain tomorrow to bring back seventeen or eighteen granddaughters-in-law to the old man, and you are not allowed to come back if you don't. ”
The old man had an expression of hatred that iron could not be made of steel.
The young man stopped talking, looked at the old man and swallowed what he just wanted to say, turned around and entered the forest house.