Ren Tianxiang shook his head, his eyes were glazed, and he scolded: "Nima is still drunk and has a headache after drinking two bottles of beer, isn't the master the material for drinking?" ”

Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, people are still filled with the joy of the festival, Ren Tianxiang lives in some white-collar workers who go to work, and no one stays here during the New Year.

Anyway, there was nothing to do, Ren Tianxiang still wanted to sleep for a while, but the sound of firecrackers outside came to mind again.

The crackling sound kept coming, I couldn't sleep even if I buried my head in the quilt, and the fog outside the window was full of smoke.

Ren Tianxiang tossed and turned on the bed, always feeling as if he had drunk a lot, and he couldn't vomit if he wanted to, which was very uncomfortable.

How could he know how much liquor he drank with Father Shang yesterday, all of which were three or four hundred years old, Liu Bowen had been hiding in the cellar for a long time, and only Xu Xiaofeng occasionally drank some secretly.

Forget it, since I can't sleep, get up and watch the Spring Festival Gala, I can't remember where I saw yesterday and fell asleep, and I don't know how I got to bed, didn't I watch it on the sofa?

Since he was eighteen years old, too many strange things have happened to him, Ren Tianxiang is too lazy to think about what's going on, it must be the fault of sleepwalking again.

Ren Tianxiang just finished washing, ate two bites of last night's hot pot and made breakfast, and then went to watch TV.

picked up the phone and flipped it twice, Ren Tianxiang's face turned white.

Let's not talk about how many missed calls there are, just to see the names of Lin Mengyu, Yao Kexin, Dai Xiangnan, Zhuge Xiaokong, Sima Yusheng, etc., there are a lot of unsaved phones, there must be more than 100, it is estimated that they are employees and working partners in the company, Ren Tianxiang would never have thought that there are still a few department managers, ministers, and directors.

Let's talk about text messages again, the SMS box of the quad-core smart voice phone is full.

Oh, my God! Has my phone been hacked?

Ren Tianxiang hurriedly checked his QQ, Momo, WeChat and saved phone numbers.

checked three or four times, and all the female netizens were there, and it didn't seem that they were here to steal the number.

I don't know where the excitement came from, Ren Tianxiang opened a bottle of beer and drank it all. Drinking beer and rinsing your mouth in the morning is really talented.

Ren Tianxiang dialed Lin Mengyu's phone and was on the phone

The smelly girl is probably calling relatives and friends to Wishing you prosperity, and when she calls her back later, she must think I am sleeping.

Dialing Zhuge Xiaokong again, this girl seemed to be waiting for Ren Tianxiang's call, and someone answered after thinking about it.

"Hey, who are you? My sister is not here, you can call again later, I hung up, in vain. ”

The voice on the other end of the phone is really immature and cute, as soon as I hear it, it's a child, it is estimated that Zhuge Xiaokong went out to pay New Year's greetings and put the mobile phone at home, and then the child grabbed it and played.

"Then you follow"

Picked up quickly, hung up quickly, Ren Tianxiang listened to a busy sound and was embarrassed.

Your grandma's, don't think you can be arrogant when you're young, Xiaokong is my sister, hum.

Ren Tianxiang didn't believe in this evil anymore, and continued to dial Zhuge Xiaokong's phone.

This time it's faster, and the phone you dialed is on the phone.

I don't know which stinky boy it is, looking at the rhythm, he directly blocked Ren Tianxiang's phone.

Ren Tianxiang saw it, and his face was as stinky as pooping.

The master doesn't believe in this evil, I called Sima, this kid must still be sleeping, but no one hung up the phone.

Drip drip, drip

The speed of answering the phone this time was normal, and it rang when Ren Tianxiang wanted to hang up the phone.

However, because Mao was not Sima Yusheng's voice, Ren Tianxiang was about to collapse.

"Hey, who are you?" The voice is still a little angry, and she looks very unhappy, probably a bewitching woman.

What is this bastard doing, is he hooking up with someone as soon as he goes back?

Ren Tianxiang didn't know what to say, pretended to be very deep, and said, "Oh, my name is Ren Tianxiang, I'm looking for Sima Yusheng." ”

The voice on the other end of the phone was even more impatient, and directly scolded: "Early in the morning, what are you doing?" I'm not Ren Tianxiang, I made a mistake. ”

Toot toot toot

Typing a mistake? Is it really a mistake?

Ren Tianxiang was confused, and looked at his mobile phone screen with his forehead, it was obviously Sima Yusheng's phone.

This stupid woman, didn't she drink too much yesterday and hold someone else's phone?

Ren Tianxiang dialed it again, this time he must take care of Sima Yusheng, and he will find an affair as soon as he goes back, and he almost met a beautiful woman or Lin Mengyu pretended to be a girl, and he can't do it.

"Why are you again, if you want to get the old lady to line up, don't want to cut the line." It was another insult that split his head and covered his face, and his nasal voice was still in the middle, and it was uncomfortable to listen to.

Ren Tianxiang suppressed his anger, forget it, it's just a woman, don't worry about it, but just when he wanted to talk well, he scolded again on the phone, this time it was a man's voice.

"Who is it? It's not annoying early in the morning, it can't be your little man, right? ”

This should be Sima Yusheng, the woman ignored Ren Tianxiang, threw the phone to coax Sima Yusheng, and said coquettishly: "Oh, how can there be, I don't know which pervert wants to eat slave tofu!" ”

Ren Tianxiang was not frozen to death, he was almost sassed. The woman was scared to death.

It's too sassy

The only people I heard on the phone were Sima Yusheng and that Sao. The sound of the woman flirting and scolding, Ren Tianxiang listened to it with interest for ten minutes.

It's really interesting, I can't imagine that Sima is okay with women in bed, and he can deceive a set, and there is a true legend of the master coaxing women.

Men love to listen to other people's secrets, especially this kind of private talk, which is cooler than the male protagonist, and the heart of the heart is full of spring when I listen to it.

But the two of them talked for a while and then there was silence, and then there was a commotion. A woman's cry.

Ren Tianxiang is speechless, although he likes to eavesdrop on other people's private words, but he doesn't like this kind of addiction, others are happy, he can only listen, it is better to watch a movie, so he has visual enjoyment.

If you do this kind of thing early in the morning on the first day of the first month, how are you two doing?

Ren Tianxiang was furious, the three closest people, one was busy, one was black, and the other was with a woman, and he was really drunk.

Obviously, you called the master, and the master dialed you and didn't answer it well, hypocritical.

Scolding and scolding, Ren Tianxiang refused to give up, he had to find someone who could talk, flipped down the phone, and when he saw Yao Kexin's name, he decisively dialed it.

Since coming to the Lin Group, Yao Kexin is like a big sister, taking Ren Tianxiang into the company, helping him to the business department with the most oil and water, and helping him solve many personnel problems at work, Ren Tianxiang really feels that it is really good to have such a sister.

The phone rang, Ren Tianxiang was so excited, he didn't end up with anything good just now, so he hoped that the most beloved sister Yao Kexin would not let him down.

"Hey, who?" The phone was connected, the voice was a little lazy, it is estimated that Yao Kexin was still sleeping, and he didn't even look at the caller ID.

"Sister Yao, Happy New Year, it's me, your Ren Didi." Ren Tianxiang is coquettish, but he is kind.

"Happy New Year, my sister is busy until six o'clock before she has time to sleep, and no one answers your call to greet the New Year, what time is it?" Yao Kexin is like a lazy cat, her voice is a little reproachful and a little tired, very charming.

Ren Tianxiang said aggrievedly: "Ren Didi was not busy until six o'clock, I don't know." ”

For Ren Tianxiang's tone, Yao Kexin has long been surprised.

"That sister is going to sleep for a while."

Before Ren Tianxiang could speak, he heard a slight snoring on the other end of the phone.

The snoring was warm in people's hearts, and a few kittens tickled their throbbing hearts, and this woman was really warm when she was gentle, and she felt the aroma coming out of her nose from the phone.

It seems that I am really tired.

Ren Tianxiang also hung up the phone, shook his head and sighed, is it because I got up late, no one pays attention to me?

Ren Tianxiang refused to give up and continued to fight, insisting on finding someone who could speak his heart.

The next one is Dai Xiangnan, the law enforcement god of the business department, who is selfless and cold.

After a while, the phone went through.

"Director, are you awake? Happy New Year. Dai Xiangnan speaks as normally as in the company, there is no emotion, no hostility, and she is a very rational woman when she listens.

Ren Tianxiang regretted his recklessness a little, why did he call Dai Xiangnan if he had nothing to do?

Dai Xiangnan has always been high-minded, even if Ren Tianxiang is the supervisor, he doesn't dare to say anything to her, and he usually doesn't greet her when he meets him in the company.

"Happy New Year, Senior Sister Dai." Ren Tianxiang didn't know what to say, so he just said Happy New Year and hung up.

Who knows, the doom has just begun.