Chapter 43: Wet clothes don't mess around

It was Sister Qian, who had been silent, who had been beside her who had been silent, "Many of my sisters are frequent visitors there, and there is no problem at all with a message brought in!" I'll arrange this! ”

Righteous and half-from the slaughter of dogs, most of the negative hearts are readers! Sister Qian really has a chivalrous demeanor, compared to Shen Sinan who is a reporter, she is not inferior! Journalists and prostitutes are the same at this moment!

In this way, several people decided on a division of labor, Shen Sinan was responsible for taking Zhang Xiangdong to find Mr. Wang Jinkuan, and Sister Qian was responsible for finding her former sister to send the news in. Liu Xian felt that he had nothing to do and was a little shameless, so he bore all the expenses during the period. Daquan was feeling a little embarrassed because he couldn't help on the side, Shen Sinan looked up and said to him, "Roast me another leg of lamb and pack it!" ”

"Aren't you coming here anymore?"

"It's not delicious when the waist is cold, I'm ashamed!"

Liu Xian also brought a large handful of meat skewers and prepared to go back to give his brothers a tooth sacrifice. After this delay, it was completely dark, Liu Busy returned to school, the brothers in the dormitory had already laid down, and they all jumped up as if they had blown up their corpses when they smelled the smell of meat skewers.

Fortunately, the taste of the meat skewers only made these goods turn into hungry wolves instead of perverts, and the meat skewers in Liu Xian's hands disappeared in an instant, and the chastity was still there.

"Brother busy, you are so particular!" Zhong Zifeng said with a mouthful of oil.

"Boss, I'll mess with you in the future!" The old donkey also became a carnivore.

The rat couldn't speak at all, Liu was busy seeing that the third aunt and the six cakes were still a little inexplicable, and one person gave a kick in the back, "Stupid x, if you don't rob it, let these wolves eat it, and twist a fart!" ”

Half the eldest child, eating the poor old man, Liu hurriedly brought back hundreds of skewers of meat, and half of them went in less than five minutes, "Third aunt, go out over the wall and get us a few bottles of beer!" "The rat is not addicted to eating, so he took out 20 yuan and handed it to the third aunt, beer and mutton skewers are the original pairing, and fried chicken is at most a junior!

This kid is really bad, when the third aunt comes back from buying beer, will there be any meat skewers left? Fortunately, Liu Xian had already prepared, and after the military training was over, he had to drink some wine to celebrate, and a box of blue ribbon had already been brought up.

"Brother, you are really my own brother!" The rat pounced on it for the first time.

"Boss, class will officially start tomorrow, isn't it okay to drink today?" Six cakes and play the cold king again, can you die if you don't say a word?

"We, as key students in the city and aspiring young people in the new era, really shouldn't drink and do it!" Liu hurriedly ignored the six cakes, and first lifted the can in his hand.

The five brothers all lifted the beer, and the six cakes hesitated and opened a bottle.

The happiness of students is very simple, they can not go to class, have meat to eat, and drink alcohol. The lights are out, what the fuck are going, keep going! The dormitory manager shouted downstairs with a loudspeaker, 322 lights out! How do you drink when the lights are out paralyzed? If you shout downstairs and disturb the people, won't we be allowed to turn on the lights? Liu hurriedly poked his head out and replied, don't shout, we haven't decided who should turn off the lights today! Turning around, he smiled at his brother: "Whoever has the least empty cans in front of him will turn off the lights in a while!" ”

The mouse obviously knew the rules of the school better, and hung the third aunt's quilt on the curtain pole, so that the lights in the house should not be visible from the outside. After drinking the last can of beer, everyone got into the quilt, leaving only the third aunt alone to stare at the quilt on the window.

I had a good time drinking, but the result was that the boys of Class 8 were late the next day. Liu Busy was the first to wake up, and saw that the dormitory had been cleaned up, apparently someone woke up and cleaned up, but it was still early, so he didn't call himself, so he fell asleep again, and then he heard the heart-rending wail of the six cakes: It's late!

Six Cakes had the worst amount of alcohol, and yesterday a can of beer collapsed, and I have slept until now. It turned out that the scene was cleaned by the third aunt last night, and it seems that the third aunt is a good comrade. Liu was busy lying on the bed, watching his brothers run out in a panic, he was amused in his heart, he was just studying by himself, and he hadn't arrived yet, so why were they in a hurry! Wet clothes don't step around, ** don't step around, young people now, it's really not calm!

When I walked to the door of the classroom, I saw five unlucky people standing at the door, and one of them gave me a set of pancakes and fruits, and pushed the door into the classroom, where Lao Lu was sitting firmly in front of the classroom.

"Teacher, morning!"

"You're not early!"

"Old Lu, you are not worried about the routine, you should also say - early."

Lao Lu almost couldn't hold back his laughter, stared at his eyes and pretended to say: "I was late on the first day of school, and it was the latest one, they were in the same dormitory as you, and they all came earlier than you!" ”

"No, they came directly, and I went to have an early meal again."

"Do you still have the heart to eat breakfast? Do they all know to rush to the classroom if they don't eat early? Can you still eat? ”

"Didn't they catch up too? If you come early, you have to stand until class anyway, and if you are a minute late, you have to stand for a whole morning self-study, and you will stand for a while before class and then go back, it is better to come back after eating breakfast steadily, and breakfast is more important than early self-study, right? Mr. Lu. "Don't blame Liu for taking advantage of the loopholes, the rules are like this, if you are late for as long as you stand, he will come early.

Lao Lu was made to cry and laugh by Liu Busy, and reprimanded: "I am late for early self-study, and I don't know what is wrong!" A few of them woke up late and knew how to make up for it by skipping breakfast......"

"Are they eating, too?" Liu hurriedly bowed his head and replied.

"What? Come in, a few of you! ”

When the five brothers came in, they had a lot of fun, one by one with their cheeks puffed out, and their mouths full of pancakes and fruits were the most ugly for rats to eat, and half of the fruit was still exposed.

What's the panic, didn't you stand at the door early, you can't even eat early, slow down, don't choke, by the way, my brother also bought soy milk for you, and I forgot to give it to you.

Lao Lu was also depressed, when he met Liu Busy's two-skinned face, he really couldn't beat and scold, the girls in the class were laughing and were about to get under the stool, Lao Lu was also a little nervous, and reprimanded: "You all go in, Liu Busy, you come out for me!" ”

Liu was busy with a bag of soy milk for each person, and after distributing it to the brothers, he walked out behind Lao Lu's ass. As soon as the classroom door was closed, Lao Lu turned around and kicked it, the old man was really angry, his legs couldn't be raised very high, and he almost stretched himself, "Mixed up, isn't it?" Trick-or-treating on the first day of school! ”

"Old Lu, I didn't know you came early in the morning, I really did it on purpose!"

"If I don't come, you're going to be late? Still...... Is it really deliberate? ”

"Yes, you designate an acting squad leader for me, if I come early and see a classmate who is late, you say I don't care, no matter, I'm sorry for your trust, whatever, I'm still offending people, what's not suitable, right, I'm really not this material, you can take it for me!"

"Okay, it's really reasonable to say anything, it's appropriate for you to be late as the squad leader?"

"If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Oops! "Lao Lu kicked again, although he couldn't lift it high, he kicked his leg and stomach specifically, it really hurt." Old Lu, it's okay for you to practice with me like this, your injured leg may be able to be stretched. ”

"Still poor! Get your attitude right! ”

Seeing that Lao Lu was really a little anxious, Liu hurriedly put away his hippie smile, and said solemnly, "Old Lu, 8 o'clock formal class, that means that the current morning self-study time is informal, and there is no problem of being late informally, and when we are growing up, we have to ensure sleep, and it is normal to not get up in the morning, since we are getting up late, I am standing early when I come early, it is better to come back early after eating steadily, and I am still thinking about those goods when I eat early, how united my classmates, this is not just the first day of school, I, the class leader, mingle with my classmates, so that I can work in the future. ”

"Alas, Liu is busy, you are a smart person, I don't need to say more to you, but don't be smart but be mistaken by smart, school discipline still has to be observed." Old Lu said earnestly.

"Lu Lao, violation of discipline, this is just the beginning, we have communicated before, according to the same standard to require students, just like using 100 ° water to make tea, this temperature is not suitable for everyone, so I will still look for my own suitable temperature in the teapot, I am Biluochun, the fragrant Biluochun, Lu Lao might as well not care too much about the temperature of the water, on the contrary, taste the vitality of my Dongting!"

"Son, let you ...... I really don't know whether to care about you or not, I have the heart to let it go, but I'm really afraid that I will ruin a genius in a single thought, boy, you can do it yourself! Lao Lu waved his hand and motioned for Liu to go in.

Liu Xianzheng bowed, turned around and entered the classroom.

If it weren't for the fact that the head teacher was outside, the girls in the house would almost applaud Liu Busy, this is like a student who has just violated discipline and been criticized, it is simply a comedy star who has just come to a close, and even Zhu Yeqing, who has never given Liu Busy a good face, also showed a smile for the first time.

The first class is mathematics, after staying in the classroom for fifteen minutes, Liu Busy couldn't sit still, the content of the first year of high school was very simple, Liu Busy spent 15 minutes flipping through the textbook to know, he didn't have to listen to the whole semester of mathematics class, the next days were difficult, the stool was stiff, the buttocks hurt every time, the leather computer chair in the previous life sat out of lumbar spondylosis, and these chairs nailed with wooden sticks didn't even sit out of hemorrhoids? The mobile phone can only call and send text messages, you can't play games, you can't read e-books, but there is a beautiful woman next to you who can solve your cravings, but if you don't agree, you can kick people. Look at the watch just 2 minutes have passed, this day has not been sent!

finally used Du Fu to stay up until the end of class, and when he saw that the second section was politics, and then looked at the textbook, Liu Xian decided to cherish life and stay away from politics. Just about to move, he was blocked back by Wen Xue who was sitting in the front row, it is said that the fourth sister of the Qingsi Gang is a good student with excellent character and learning, and she was originally a fairy-like character, how can she be like a bamboo leaf, putting a stinky face on herself?

"My name is Wen Xue, remember? Liu is busy with the squad leader. "The little girl looked resentful, what is this for?

Liu was confused, and looked at Zhu Yeqing for help, who made room for Wen Xue as if he hadn't seen it, and went out by himself.

"Remember, the fourth sister of the Qingsi Gang, I have admired the name for a long time!" Liu said with a hippie smile.

"When you didn't come in the morning, the Academic Affairs Office promulgated the sharing area of each class, and our class is responsible for the B2 area at the school gate, so you need to arrange a duty schedule, the list of students in our class is here, this is what Teacher Lu asked me to give you. Also, as our class president, don't you think you should lead by example? Don't be ashamed of being late, but be proud, play treasure in front of teachers and classmates, what kind of bad atmosphere will this bring to the class, have you ever thought about it? ”

I didn't expect this little lady to come to Xingshi to ask for guilt, but with Liu Xian's sophistry skills, she wouldn't be asked by her. "First of all, leading by example is a false proposition, rules are rules, and it is a rigid requirement, and there is no actual reference role for individual behavior. Secondly, the rules are not that they cannot be violated, but they just need to pay the corresponding price, in the morning Lao Lu called me out and gave me the Tan leg of the Southern School, so I have already paid the corresponding price. If there is any kind of atmosphere brought to the class, it is that the class leader is late and the same crime as his classmates, the teacher did not protect the class leader, and the class leader did not enjoy privileges, which shows the fairness and justice of our class, isn't it good? ”

Wen Xue's eyes widened, but she couldn't say a word.

"Classmate Wen Xue, I like your straightforward personality, in addition, thank you for reminding me of the duty schedule, now that my classmates are back, I will quickly arrange it." Liu Xian didn't care whether Wen Xue was still there, as soon as his body shrank, he squeezed out from behind, leaving Wen Xue's mouth open.

Looking at Wen Xue's wide open mouth, Liu Xian couldn't help but take out a piece of chocolate candy and stuff it in, startling Wen Xue.

Seeing Liu hurriedly walking onto the podium, the classmates in the class quieted down, looked at the time, it was less than 2 minutes before class, and first solved the problem on duty.

"Just now, Wen Xue told me two things, one is the arrangement of duty, the other is the problem of the sharing area, the duty is simple, and there is no need to arrange the duty schedule, there are a total of six gentlemanly boys in the class, according to the order in the dormitory, one person a day, the daily hygiene package in the classroom, the girls don't have to participate, just help keep it, do you have any opinions?"

No one would have an opinion, and the girls even cheered, not knowing whether to cheer for not working or for the boys in the class to be so personable.

"As for the issue of the sharing area, it is related to the evaluation of the weekly mobile red flag, we are the eighth class of wisdom, and naturally we will not be confused by an ethereal red flag, and we are paying tuition fees to study, and we are not obliged to sweep the door of the school for free! So, with regard to the sharing area, my opinion is: the task of cleaning is handed over to the autumn breeze! ”

There was another burst of laughter, and then the preparatory bell also rang, and the political teacher stepped on the bell and walked in, and was stunned when he saw Liu Xian on the podium. Liu was not in a hurry, nodded from the political teacher with a smile, stepped off the podium, and walked straight out of the class.

Liu Busy Diary:

1. Since being late is unavoidable, it is better to have an early meal.

2. Get up at 5 o'clock in the morning, face the cold wind, trot all the way to the school, and clean up the classroom inside and out before the classmates come, just to get a praise from the teacher. We do what the teacher likes, and we forbid what the teacher doesn't like, so we learn to give gifts to the teacher.

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