TV series or comics are full of lies, why is the male protagonist angry when he sees the girl, as long as he kisses it, the girl struggles twice and obeys, and he is almost hit the wall by a big mouth? My own wall knock is done in strict accordance with the tutorial! And he also couldn't resist touching the salty pig hand on the other party's chest, could it have something to do with eating garlic for lunch? It seems that the ink fountain fried leeks can't be eaten with garlic.

The sick Shih Tzu was cured of all the diseases at the moment when he smoked himself, and he didn't know where this fair-skinned and thin girl had so much strength in her body? The appearance of pumping himself is very like that of a wife in a previous life.

was happy after being pumped by Yang Liuyi, not cheaply, but I found that Yang Liuyi did not take advantage of the victory to pursue, but seemed a little flustered, and even blamed herself. What a good girl, in this case, Zhu Yeqing will definitely use her shadowless feet to kill a 22 streak in the back, and her wife in her previous life will also throw over a washboard, and even Qin Yue can't help but break her lunch box. With such an underbeaten face, Yang Liuyi was able to hold back and not continue to fight, which showed that she was a kind girl.

"Deflated? I didn't lose my breath and hit this side again. Liu said with a shy smile.

When someone hits you on the left cheek, you stretch out your right cheek and put it elsewhere to be cheap, and if you put it on chasing girls, it's even more cheap. However, being cheap is a magic weapon to chase girls, even if you don't get pumped when you chase it, you have to draw it back sooner or later after becoming your wife, it's better to stretch your face over as soon as possible and have a good attitude. Yang Liuyi was frightened by Liu Busy's shamelessness, her face was red and white for a while, and finally gritted her teeth and said, "I want you to take care of it!" Then he ran back like a ghost.

Liu Busy helplessly touched the slightly swollen left side of his face, alas, asymmetrical.

Back in the classroom, a clear handprint appeared on Liu Xian's left face, which made many girls look at Zhu Yeqing angrily, usually bullying the squad leader, and kicking people one hundred and eighty times a day, but now it is even more excessive, and he actually slapped others! Zhu Yeqing was also very depressed when he lay down innocently, and discussed with Liu Bus, "Turn your face over there, let me fan it, everyone will know that I am innocent when they see that the size of the handprints on both sides is different!" "Liu is busy with grief and inexplicability, you compare it with your hands, don't you see it?" It's not obvious.,Why don't I take a pen and mark it for you.,It's not a bamboo leaf fan? ”

Running back to the class from the side stairs was not even a hundred meters, but Yang Liuyi's heartbeat still didn't drop after sitting for more than ten minutes. When he just reacted, the mouth was less than a centimeter away from him, and he instinctively slapped it, but he didn't expect it to be so loud, this was the first time he hit someone, but he didn't get angry at all when he hit him, to say that he didn't do anything excessive, but, but why is it so annoying?

I was restless for a whole self-study class, I rang the bell and got out of class, and quickly packed up my things and went to the back street, there were the most people in the big recess, so I relied on this time to sell things, and my mother would definitely not be busy if I went late. I washed my hands in the water room, and then ran out of the school gate at a trot. There were a lot of thugs standing at the gate, and they looked scary, but they didn't stop the girls, but since the review, these nasty guys have been pointing at themselves, and some of them are whistling. It's good to ignore this kind of person.

Mom's stall is right in the middle of the back street, facing the gap in the backyard wall of the school, and girls can't climb over the wall, otherwise it will be much closer. More than a dozen plastic stools, four folding tables, long cases and pot stoves are set on the tricycle, on which are placed a slip of vegetables, tofu skin, fresh mushrooms, tofu bubbles, vermicelli, originally there were no soybean sprouts and kelp shreds in the spicy tang, but some people just like it, no way, now even potato chips are available. skillfully tied the apron, put on the mask again, took the bamboo clip in my mother's hand, didn't raise her head, and asked if you wanted a word? The guest replied, yes. So I sandwiched some of the dishes in the basin, turned around and handed them to my mother, at this time the previous guest's spicy tang had been ready, and my mother took the lettuce and handed over the finished one, as long as I added some chili oil, sesame oil and other flavor-enhancing seasonings.

The money is given first, and there is also given after eating, this must be remembered clearly, otherwise it will be a loss, the last time Liu was busy because he didn't remember it clearly, if he didn't send money to himself, how could there be so many things later, Liu Busy, alas, how did you think of him again?

"Do you want them all?" Yang Liuyi still didn't look up and asked.

"Don't use shredded kelp, bean sprouts and potato chips, it's better to have more tofu bubbles."

Yang Liuyi secretly praised, this is what you can eat. After preparing the materials, he looked up, facing Liu Xian's underwhelming face, and smiling at himself with his little white teeth.

My heart was in turmoil, and when I turned around, I just touched the basin on my mother's back, and I didn't hold it for a while, and it was buckled on the ground.

Annoyed and angry, he glared at Liu Busy viciously, and Liu Busy shrugged his shoulders, meaning can I be blamed for this? Don't blame you, who do you blame? Yang Liuyi was still staring at each other, Liu Xian smiled, and the pouting mouth could be seen through the mask, and urged with evil taste: "Hurry up!" ”

Seeing that he looked like a villain, Yang Liuyi was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, squatting down to pick up the vegetable pot, pouting and getting angry while picking it up. At this time, the nasty guy just came over and said, "I'll help you!"

"Who wants you to help!" Mom was behind her, and although she had her back to her, she still didn't dare to speak out loud, and could only stare at her in anger.

Yang Liuyi's eyes are so good-looking, she felt inappropriate when she looked at them, so she quickly lowered her head and pretended to help, Yang Liuyi was wearing jeans under her apron, and a snow-white cotton sock would be exposed at her ankle when she squatted down.

"Wait...... Eat it for me even if you fall into the ground? Liu was afraid of affecting people's business, and protested quietly.

"Love to eat or not!"

"I am a consumer, do I know the Consumer Rights Protection Law? Aren't you afraid that I will sue you at the Industrial and Commercial Bureau? Revoke your business license? ”

Yang Liuyi snorted disdainfully, that means, do you think we have a three-wheeled and four-table table, can the Industrial and Commercial Bureau give us a license?

Liu Xian patted his head, he was a little stupid, seeing that Yang Liuyi still had a little conscience, he just picked up the vegetables that were not stained with soil, and the layer that touched the ground was swept into the trash. Although Liu Busy hated it a little, he couldn't smash his own signboard, so he turned around and threw some fresh soy products into Liu Busy's share to make up for the amount of dishes.

Eating the spicy tang made by Yang Liuyi herself, Liu Xian was afraid that she would lose it, two bowls of spicy tang on May Day, is it enough for chili money? Looking at the sick Xi Shi looked at himself with a smile, he took a bottle of Coke from the stall next to him, and ate spicy food, a piece of cake.

The spicy can be endured, but the numbness is really unbearable, after eating this bowl of spicy hot, Liu Bus's mouth is wooden, looking up at the doctor Xi Shi with a gloating expression, I can't wait to kiss her directly with this mouth, so that she can also taste the taste of numbness. Losers can't lose, "One more bowl!" ”

Two bowls of spicy tang a day, really did the legendary eating a bowl and watching a bowl, from now on, what fat sister's tofu brain or bacon flatbread with mutton skewers, Lao Tzu and you are on the bar! After a few days, there is a cola to neutralize, and the spicy mouth can bear it, but the chrysanthemum hurts for a while, and the straight man pickles the girl and hurts the chrysanthemum, think about how twisted the story here is? What a wonderful world!

As a legend in the mine, Liu Busy's behavior still has some advertising effect, after all, a "love is not guilty" was shouted in front of the teachers and students of the school, and after the heroine appeared, she was naturally pushed to the cusp, either out of curiosity, or wanted to see the excitement, and wanted to see how this legendary couple got along. The gossip of girls is already strong, and most of the boys come with the mentality of stealing teachers, and Liu Xian's confession is almost no different from the love saint in the eyes of the boys. So the small Malatang stall became more and more popular, and the four tables were increased to six in a few days, and the people in line blocked the road. What's interesting is that no matter how many people line up, as long as Liu is busy, everyone will let go of an alley, and everyone who knows or doesn't know will be let go, "Brother busy, you first!" ”

He thanked the person who gave him his place, and when he looked up again, he saw a pair of round apricot eyes, and Liu hurriedly smiled flatteringly: "The old rule, don't want kelp bean sprouts and potato chips." Saying that, he handed over the money, but Yang Liuyi ignored him, and prepared the vegetables with his head stuffy. Liu hurriedly threw the money into the other party's money box. I listened to the whispered coaxing in the back, "It's all a family, what's polite!" ”

Although these words are comfortable to hear, it is estimated that the chrysanthemum will not be guaranteed, and I don't know if her family's chili oil is enough today.

Today's Malatang is still frequented, watching the sick Xi Shi pouring sesame oil and chili oil into it, Liu Xian felt a tightness in the back, and had no choice but to turn around and discuss with the people behind: Are you in a hurry? Why don't you come first? The guy's eyes in the back are round, his head is shaking like a rattle, the taste is so heavy, he can't stand it!

Today's main direction of attack has changed, in the past, it was simply to brush the sense of existence, but today's main attack is the mother-in-law, two tables have been added, and the side of the stall has also squeezed out a little place, Liu Xian deliberately sat there, just opposite the mother-in-law.

People who have been married have a lot of experience in fighting with their mother-in-law, unlike a stunned young man of this age, who runs away when he sees his future mother-in-law. Liu Busy didn't take the initiative to talk, and ate honestly in front of his mother-in-law, just "roar!" Ha! "The Spitfire. It didn't take two moments to attract the attention of my mother-in-law.

"Wow! Young man, can you eat spicy food so well? "Those who open restaurants are not afraid of big-bellied men, they sell spicy and hot, and they like it when they can eat spicy food. However, Liu Xian's bowl was slightly exaggerated, and the vegetables were all red.

"Hehe, it's okay, your daughter knows that I like spicy food, but I missed too much today." After Liu Busy finished speaking, he peeked at Yang Liuyi, little girl, didn't she glare at me? Brother first wooed his mother-in-law.

Mother Yang didn't know what was bad in Liu Xian's heart, she turned around and glared at her daughter, and said to Liu Xian: "This girl is also frizzy, and she doesn't have any hands under her hands, young man, don't eat it, aunt will make you another bowl." ”

"What's so funny about that? Originally, a bowl of Malatang was only two yuan and five, but I used your five yuan of sesame oil, and you lost it. Liu Busy said no, but he stopped putting down his chopsticks.

"How do you eat it so spicy? If you eat too much spicy, you will get on the fire, don't eat it, wait for Auntie's bowl. ”

"Hehe, that's okay, I'll buy another bowl, this bowl won't be eaten." Saying that, Liu was busy and took out the money.

"What to buy, give you a change, no money." Mother Yang didn't need Yang Liuyi this time, and went to prepare materials for Liu by herself.

"Then what's the line, I want more spicy myself, so let's do it, I have a lot of rice, buy another bowl, don't give me spicy this time, I'll mix two bowls together, so that it won't be a waste of things."

"Okay, according to you, this kid is really kind, the young man who took the lead in buying broken watermelons a few days ago is also you, good boy!" Mother Yang always looked at Liu Xian a little familiar, and only then did she remember.

"What can I do, look at your daughter, that's a good boy, know how to help my mother work, unlike me, I know how to eat. Blessed are you! Liu Busy and the future mother-in-law started a family routine, when it came to her daughter, Yang's mother couldn't hide her pride, and she didn't know that the small flames in Yang Liuyi's eyes behind her were bursting out.

As a foodie, he can fool Lao Niu's father, who is a cook, to recognize himself as his godson, and when it comes to eating, it is natural to be in order. For a while, I talked about the origin of Malatang, from the slender man and boatman of the Three Gorges to the Bashu culture, and the depth of knowledge made the old lady stunned, and for a while, I talked about the cook in the canteen, how the food was unpalatable, and how happy it was after being beaten, which made the old lady laugh. After eating Malatang, Liu Busy was about to recognize his godmother.

The boys who want to steal the teacher next to them are shocked! What kind of realm is this? Before we dared to talk to the girl, he was able to take advantage of the opportunity of the school-wide review to confess that we had just learned how to please the girl, and he was already talking and laughing with his mother-in-law. There are already people who take a pen and start recording in a small book, Pickle Girl Treasure Book: One, if you can't make a girl fall in love with you right away, then it's a good choice to let her hate you first.

Yang Liuyi wanted to bite, and the vegetable leaves in her hand were torn into dumpling fillings. Why are you so aggrieved? The most annoying thing is that Liu is busy leaving, and his mother is still chattering: "This young man is from your school, it's really good, learn from others." ”

It takes 18-254 days for people to develop a habit, Liu Xian found that it didn't take so long through observation, and after eating Malatang for five days in a row, Yang Liuyi began to consciously look in the direction in which he appeared.

Love and hate have a common premise, that is, attention, if you like me, you hate me, you will become my fan anyway, so there will be artists who do not hesitate to spoil themselves to attract attention. Hate me, it means that I have a place in your heart. Girls can't stick to each other all the time, and they also need to keep a proper distance, the art of war is called wanting to capture and indulge, and the distance between men and women is called beauty, nine shallow and one deep is this truth. When you go, you grit your teeth, and when you don't go, you are sullen. I don't have to guess the girl's thoughts, since she has occupied a place in the girl's heart by attracting hatred, then the other party will feel empty when she pulls it out coldly, and it is good to take advantage of the emptiness when she is empty.

There is another reason, the chrysanthemum can't stand it anymore, so it has to be slow.

Liu Busy Diary:

1. Stir-fry leeks in the ink fountain, it is best not to eat them with garlic.

2. Asking what the world is like makes people chrysanthemums blocked. If the beauty is difficult to overcome, you can find your mother-in-law first.

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