Chapter 8 As ridiculous as Feng Tang

I woke up in the morning and washed up briefly, Luo Jun was still asleep in bed, I went downstairs to buy tofu brain and fried buns, left one for Luo Jun, and after eating, I jumped on the 526 road to work.

If I hadn't gotten up early enough, the snail-like 526 would have made me late. Now that I am mixed under Dong Fatzi, I accidentally ordered that I really haven't paid it this day, and my mother's salary hasn't arrived this month.

Li Lei's turtle son deliberately stayed away from me today, and he didn't let me light a cigarette for himself, and he didn't say hello, just like my wife last night.

The fat man Dong walked into the office with a snort, waved his big hand and said that the meeting would start immediately. Li Lei hurriedly extinguished the cigarette butt and threw the cigarette butt at my feet. I glared at the grandson, pretending not to see it.

Dong Fatzi, who took office as a new official, is dressed in a straight suit today, but no matter how I look at it, I feel that his urinal-like head is flat.

Holding a brand-new notebook and gel pen, Dong Fatzi walked into the conference room and rushed to sit down with a golden knife in front of him. Talk about attendance, 30 yuan will be deducted for being late for three minutes, half a day's salary will be deducted for ten minutes, absenteeism for more than half an hour will be counted as absenteeism, and absenteeism will be deducted for three days a day.

The group of people below all lowered their heads, and Dong Fatzi ignored public opinion, and wrote this thing into the minutes of the meeting, and threatened to print it out and paste it on the bulletin board.

Xiao Yin sat next to me, lowered his head and said softly: "Look at this fat man, I must have been angry with my wife last night, and I came to the company this morning to vent!" ”

"Little beauty, just tell my brother about it, you have to understand that people have backstage people!" I whispered to Xiao Yin.

Xiao Yin sighed and said: "When there is no such rule, it is rare to see someone late, isn't this a superfluous move to find something awkward, it seems that the future will not be easy!" ”

"Pretend to be an immortal, don't you want a few of you to complete the performance, let the girl go crazy for a few more days!"

After Dong Fatzi finished a series of attendance, he turned the topic to sales, most of which were innocuous non-professional language, and most of the sales beauties below were deaf ears, and only Li Lei's kid pretended to take notes.

After Dong Fatzi finished nagging, most of the morning passed, and after the meeting, I stretched my waist and was about to get up and leave, Dong Fatzi said loudly: "Feng Tang stay, I have something to arrange with you!" ”

After everyone else left, I approached Dong Fatzi and said, "What do you have to say?" ”

Dong Fat Man smiled at me rarely, pulled over the chair and asked me to sit down, he seemed to have forgotten what I did with him yesterday.

"Feng Tang, it is said that you should be the one sitting here presiding over the meeting today, I applied to the company to let you go, but your company said that you are too young, inexperienced, and not stable enough, but I know that your baby does not take this position seriously!"

"Mr. Dong has something to say, you know, I'm a quick temper!" I stared at Dong Fatzi desperately, and I didn't dare to look at me.

"The girls in the sales department listen to you, do more ideological work for them!" Dong Fat said with a shy face.

I know that this dog wants to play "borrowing a knife to kill" with me, and as soon as he got a broken turtle (regulation) out, he wanted Lao Tzu to rush to the muzzle of the gun, and he really treated me Feng Tang as a melon.

"If you can apply for a salary increase for everyone, it's up to me!" I gave Dong Fatzi a problem, the sales situation is not good, the general environment is sluggish, at this time, the salary of the twenty or thirty people will be raised, and it is strange that his baby can get good fruits to eat.

"I'll fight for it!" Dong Fatzi was silent for a while and said to me.

I immediately left the conference room and shouted to the sales beauties standing on the side of the stairs: "Mr. Dong has agreed to give everyone a salary increase, you can do it!" ”

The beauties cheered, and a cheerful beauty rushed over to give me a bear hug, and my chest was numb......

According to the statistics of the beauties under my command, led by Xiao Yin, the sales in the middle of the month will be better than usual. If the performance goes up, there will be bonuses to be gained, and it is difficult for this group of beauties to be unhappy. In addition, today is the day of payroll, and everyone is full of red and red, with a face the color of a hundred-dollar bill.

I am the most pitiful person in the whole world, pushing away Dong Fatzi's office, I threw the salary slip that was not wide enough to wipe my ass on Dong Fatzi's desk, and asked, "Mr. Dong, why did you deduct me 300 yuan?" ”

Recently, it seems to be hugged by a broom star, unlucky things can happen every day, and this month's salary has been cut by three hundred, I know that this is a good thing that Dong Fat did did.

"The company leaders saw everything you were late for last time, and I can't report it with my eyes open. In this way, next time, the next time you want to take a leave of absence, it can be counted as your normal attendance! "Dong Fatzi has asked me for the past two days, his attitude is good, and he speaks softly.

Looking at this wagging tail and begging for pity, I thought to myself that the three hundred yuan would disappear with a wave of my hand, and it would not be bad to buy a chance to be late and absent from work in the future, who called me a kind person?

"Then you can remember, maybe one day something really won't come, and I can't be counted as absenteeism!"

Putting away the salary slip and preparing to leave, Dong Fatzi stopped me and said, "The company has approved the application for a salary increase!" ”

"That's a good thing!" I thought to myself that Dong Fat Man can do this thing, he is indeed a little capable, it seems that I really can't underestimate this guy in the future.

"But the company only gave ten places, each of them increased by five hundred, and you will give me the list later!" Dong Fatzi said with a grin.

This dog really gave me an army of anti-generals, I took out ten salary increases from the twenty or thirty people, and the rest didn't hate me to death, how will this team be led in the future.

I turned around and walked out of Dong Fatty's office, Li Lei was standing at the door, he didn't expect me to come out suddenly, he smiled a little embarrassedly, pointed to Dong Fatty's office and whispered: "Old Dong is looking for me!" ”

Li Lei was in an awkward position at this time, he shouted "Dong Fatman" and could be heard inside, and shouted in front of me, "Mr. Dong, I must scold him for slapping the horse, at this time he can only call the one inside "Old Dong".

I admire Li Lei's smart head, in the early years, his big mouth could cause something with a single movement, but now he has grown up unconsciously, but I am still standing still.

I know that Li Lei has already heard what Dong Fatzi just said, and it won't be long before I will know that the list of salary increases was reported by me, and it is estimated that those who have not increased their wages will want to eat my heart. It's hard to make this group of beauties love you, and it only takes a few words to make them hate you.

Suddenly, it occurred to me that there was a solution to this matter. I am extremely unreliable in the eyes of many people, so let's just be unreliable to the end.

I went down to the first floor and called all the beauties on sale, and the beauties came around, and I stood in a dark and dark fragrance, greedily inhaled the fragrance in the air, and couldn't help but say: "It's so fragrant!" ”

This group of sales are all human spirits, if you don't know how to make the wind and the moon, how can you sell a villa worth tens of millions? One of the beautiful women named Zhang Na came over, and two soft things on my chest that I didn't know what they were pressed against my arm, and said delicately: "Brother Tang, sister, this is a body fragrance, natural!" ”

"When Brother Tang has a chance, I will definitely verify in person whether you have lied to Brother Tang!" I smiled back at Zhang Na.

I am a principled person, and I have never messed around outside when I was with Tang Xiaoyun. Now that Tang Xiaoyun has left me, even so, I will never move this group of beauties, and rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest!

There were several women whose eyes had already erupted with angry flames, and they were very unkind to Zhang Na's commotion.

Sales of this industry is a common problem, colleagues have long been commonplace, after all, performance and income are directly linked, who can have a grudge against money?

Zhang Na looks like a porcelain doll, but her every move is full of coquettishness and charm. With her hot body and sales pitch without a lower limit, her performance is second only to Xiao Yin.

"Mr. Dong said that he can only raise the salary of ten people, and you are all excellent, so it depends on who is lucky!" I said and asked Xiao Yin to take a deck of pokers, and then said: "Whoever can draw A, 2, and the big and small kings will increase their salary, and if they don't draw, it can only mean bad luck!" ”

After I finished the rules, I removed the extra cards, and the rest was just one for each person. I shuffled the cards behind my back, put them on the table and pulled them apart.

Zhang Na was the first to come out, she drew a poker on the table very casually, and opened it without thinking about it, it was a big king, which meant that Zhang Na could increase her salary by 500 yuan. She smiled proudly, threw a wink at everyone, and said to me when she turned around and squeezed out of the crowd: "Brother Tang, my sister's body fragrance is really natural!" ”

I didn't pay attention to Zhang Na anymore, in fact, with her performance, the five hundred yuan was dispensable for her. Heaven always seems to favor this kind of person who is not bad for money, but the unfortunate things around me are one after another, and I have no share in the salary increase, I want to take one of the ten places, and gossip must be flying all over the sky.

Next, a few people were happy and a few people were annoyed, after all, there were only ten places. Xiao Yin drew an ace, but she swapped the card with a little beauty who hadn't made a performance in a few days. I saw all this, but I didn't speak.

After solving this problem, I instilled the idea of wolf employees in this group of beauties, saying that people who don't have a salary increase should not complain too much, I will continue to fight, and everyone will soon have a share. I know that no amount of theory I talk about can withstand their smile in front of the customer, so I just stop there.

Back in the office, Li Lei came over and asked me if I didn't have his share in the salary increase. I said if Dong Fatzi asked you to ask me, Li Lei said that he has been in the company for several years, and his salary has not increased much.

In fact, Li Lei's salary is only 500 yuan less than mine, and everyone's salary has never increased in the past two years. I said that we are still a management after all, don't fight with the sales beauties, and be a little conscious. Li Lei glanced at me meaningfully, I knew that he wanted to talk to my wife in bed about enlightenment, but my brother no longer had a wife.

I thought that I should rent a nest for myself after paying my salary, after all, it is not very convenient to stay with Luo Jun, that kid has a rich nightlife, and I don't want to wait for Luo Jun to end the battle on the wooden bench in the courtyard of the community.

I want to get the house done as soon as possible, I remember the guy who made an appointment to see the house on the weekend a few days ago, I called over, and he said that there was time after work, and we made an appointment to meet at the TV tower after work.

After finishing the few things at hand, leaning back in the chair and lighting a cigarette for myself, those things that always lingered over me again. I used to fantasize about being with Tang Xiaoyun, and we even planned to go to Sanya to take wedding photos before we got married, and we could ride the Sichuan-Tibet line during the honeymoon, and go to Jeep Island if time permitted. However, now all this has dissipated with the wind with Tang Xiaoyun's departure......

I was still immersed in uninterrupted sighs, and the phone on the table suddenly rang, pulling me back from my thoughts, but my soul, my sorrow, remained in the past forever and could not come back, and it continued to ferment......

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