"Didn't you say you knew people? Let him let us out! Yechen looked at Ling Xuan's unmoved appearance on Erlang's legs, and said with some unhappiness.

"Don't worry!" Ling Xuan patted Yechen on the shoulder and said to the guard next to him, "Why haven't you Captain Wang come out yet!" ”

"We've already sent someone to call, don't be too anxious." Listening to the guard's tone towards Ling Xuan, there seemed to be some awe.

"Hurry up! Help me bring me a cup of tea first, and the Tieguanyin from last time will be fine. Ling Xuan shook his hand at the guard with some impatience.

"Hey! Ling Xuan, what is your relationship with Captain Wang? So sure he's back to save us. Yechen said impatiently when he saw Ling Xuan's hanging appearance.

"I'll tell you! This Captain Wang, it's a woman! I made a bet the other day, but it seems that she lost and wants to lose to me as a wife. Ling Xuan said with some smugness in Yechen's ear.

"Which bastard caught this turtle son!" An angry roar was heard from outside the interrogation room.

"What about Xiao Li? What about Xiao Li? ”

"This ...... Here......"

"Boom!"

A pair of thin legs kicked the door of the interrogation room open.

A hot-bodied policewoman has a shrunken little policeman between her elbows, and Yechen fixed her eyes to see that the person who caught Yechen's elbow was not the one who caught Yechen?

"Not bad! There are accomplices in this murder! The policewoman sat casually on the chair, crossed her legs to the table, and gently knocked her hand on the arm of the chair. This time it's prostitution, or rape. ”

"Sister Xue, this time it's an attempt." Xiao Li next to him reminded.

"Oh! This time it's an attempt. The policewoman put her legs down, supported her head with her hands, and said solemnly, "I said Ling Xuan, this is the first time you have planted it in my hands." ”

"It seems like the third time." Ling Xuan still had a hippie smile.

"You still have the face to say." The policewoman slapped on the table in front of Ling Xuan, "The first time you tried to prostitute me, although I don't know what the reason is, the boss actually asked me to let you go, so I'll let you go." The second time you tried to rape me, it was your wife who raped, I have nothing to say, I'll let it go. This third time, you're giving me a fucking ** attempt. I'd love to peel your head open and see what's inside. ”

"Ling Xuan, your achievements are too remarkable. Sperm in the brain? It's all an attempt. Yechen said with his elbow against Ding Ling Xuan.

"you, am I like that?"

"How not."

"You~"

"Xiao Li, you go and check for me how many years the sentence will be for the attempt." The policewoman knocked on the table and said.

Xiao Li's fingers flew quickly on the keyboard, "Sister Xue, according to the seriousness of the circumstances, ** can be sentenced to three to ten years in prison, and if the circumstances are serious, you can be sentenced to life imprisonment to death." ”

"Well, put him in prison for ten years. The one next to him will have an ideological education, so let him go. Okay, then I'll take care of the rest. The policewoman stood up, waved her hand, and walked out of the interrogation room.

"Wang Xue! Why did he come to ideological education, and I would go to prison for ten years? Beware that I sue you for not enforcing the law impartially. ”

"You've come in because of this three times, and the plot isn't serious. The one next to him is only an accomplice at most, and he is probably deceived by you. ”

"Officer Wang is really impartial in enforcing the law, I don't know this guy at all, in fact, I saw that she couldn't look at the unconscious girl, so I couldn't bear to stop it. Unexpectedly, Officer Li came over at this time, and then I was brought in. Yechen shook his head helplessly as he spoke, "I don't think this kind of scum in society will be too much even if he lives in prison for the rest of his life." ”

"Yechen you!"

"What the little brother said makes a bit of sense, otherwise, in fact, it is very good to change the sentence to life imprisonment for ten years." Wang Xue held her chin and considered, "Little brother, you can go first." ”

"Hey! Wang Xue, what kind of grudge do I have with you! You just treat me like this, even if you don't enforce the law impartially, you will turn your elbow outward, and cooperate with outsiders to calculate your future husband. Ling Xuan pointed at Yechen with the appearance of a resentful woman and said, "You say, what do you have to do with that little white face?" ”

"Ling Xuan, how can I calculate my future husband, don't you make it clear to me that we are not finished today!" Wang Xue slapped directly on the interrogation table in front of Ling Xuan in a fit of rage, and because the interrogation table could not support the huge force, it collapsed in front of Ling Xuan and became a pile of wood.

The people around him gasped.

"You forgot, we had a skin-to-skin relationship last time." Ling Xuan covered his face and said embarrassedly, "The sun went down that day, you and I ran under dusk, the sunset shone on your face, you were so beautiful at that time, I ran in front, and you chased behind." The people around us looked at us with envy, and you said that if I could outrun you, you would give me a baby. Then ......"

"Bang!"

Fortunately, Ling Xuan's ass shrank quickly, otherwise he would really be cut off.

"Captain Wang's anger is at ease! Don't be impulsive. ”

"Impulsiveness is the devil!"

The two guards next to him hugged Wang Xue tightly.

"You let me go, if I don't kill this bastard today, I'll have the same surname as him!" Wang Xue was holding a gun in her hand and pointed at Ling Xuan's lower body menacingly.

"Hey! Feed! Feed! Don't be impulsive, this is related to your wife's future sexual well-being. ”

"Bastard!" Wang Xue pointed at Ling Xuan and was about to shoot again.

Yechen hurriedly went over and hit Wang Xue on the shoulder.

"Thank you!" The two guards looked at Yechen gratefully.

"Whew! The crazy woman finally stopped. Ling Xuan exhaled relaxedly.

"Hey~ Brother Xuan, as soon as you come, our captain will go crazy once, it's really a crime." One of the guards also wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Xiao Li, come and take a look, this is Brother Xuan, be sure to arrest someone next time." Brother Xuan, this is Xiao Li, the newcomer is not sensible. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, by the way, is that girl awake?"

"I've woken up a long time ago, waiting for Brother Xuan in the hall."

"That's good! Can I go? Ling Xuan pointed to the door of the interrogation room.

"Of course you can, Brother Xuan didn't break the law in the first place."

"Okay, I'll go first." Ling Xuan stood up and patted Yechen on the shoulder, "Look at what!" Let's go! ”

"Don't worry! Tell me about the first two attempts. Yechen laughed and said, "Why did you come and be caught in an attempted rape of your wife for the second time, is it Mu Yuqing." ”

"Go aside!"

"Forget it, go back and ask Xiaobai."

…………………………………………………………

Small fanwai

"Xiaobai, I heard that Ling Xuan was arrested and taken to the police station twice, do you know what happened?"

"Oh! This one! Cough! Cough! Of course I know that. Brother Xuan was arrested by his uncle as soon as he returned to China, and he also arranged a family affair for Brother Xuan. Of course Brother Xuan didn't agree, Brother Xuan said that he wanted to rebel against fate, so he took me to that place......"

"Where is that place?"

"Oops! It's the place where you say it's going to be harmonized! ”

"Oh~ Xiaobai, you continue."

"Then Brother Chen and I just took off our pants, and my uncle didn't know where to get the news, arranged an anti-pornography operation, and a large group of special police officers rushed in. Brother Xuan was grounded when he was arrested, and my uncle and I took away our bank cards and cash. Woo...... Woo...... Woo......"

"And what about the second time?"

"The second time was when Brother Chen got married, although it was not very grand, he just worshiped heaven and earth and received a marriage certificate, and did not ask others to participate. The sister-in-law's name is Mu Yuqing, a very beautiful business president, and the adopted daughter of Shangguan Fu. When he entered the cave room at night, Brother Xuan saw that his sister-in-law was a beautiful woman and became animalistic, but he didn't expect his sister-in-law to hide a pair of scissors in the bed, and finally went to the police station. ”

"I see."

"Brother Chen, I heard that you were arrested with Brother Xuan for the third time, what happened?"

"Xiaobai, you really have a lot of nonsense lately."

"Brother Chen, I was wrong~"