At the dinner table, Ling Yang bypassed the details of the terrorist attack, and only said that he played a very small soldier role in that terrorist attack, and after being severely injured by high-explosive grenades and flamethrowers, he used the residual power of his body to barely support himself without fainting, crossing a short and narrow dimensional time and space, and being unconscious behind the haystack of a farmhouse in the northern suburbs of Liujing. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Ling Yang's brain was running rapidly, and he was full of lies, mixed with a large part of the truth, and coaxed Luo Tu into believing it for a while.

Ling Yang praised the farmer for his kindness, and said that Caihua was an old woman in her old age, with an elderly widow and daughter-in-law who was struggling to survive, and described Ying'er as a face full of vicissitudes of wrinkles, and she looked like she was in her forties because she lost her husband.

Ling Yang secretly pinched his thigh, forcibly squeezed out two crocodile tears, and his voice was miserable: "It must be green......"

Chu Wanyi hurriedly asked, "What's light?" ”

"Affection, I said affection!" Ling Yang wiped a handful of tears and snot, and continued to act wildly under the disgusted eyes of everyone: "The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law have treated me miserably...... With meticulous care, dragging my old and sick body, I resolutely climbed the steep cliff and dug up anti-inflammatory herbs to heal my wounds. He also took out the only grain and rice left at home, carefully boiled porridge soup for me, and fed me bite by bite. ”

Ling Yang looked up to the sky and sighed, tears of gratitude dripping down his ears: "I was deeply moved at that time, completely immersed in the international humanitarian spiritual power of this mother-in-law and daughter-in-law of the Southern Dynasty, and I couldn't extricate myself. Therefore, I promise that when I get through the difficulties safely, I must send them to China, bask in the warm sunshine of a harmonious society, thrive, and enjoy their old age in peace. ”

Ling Yang emotionally grabbed Luo Tu's hands, and wiped a handful of snot on Luo Tu's shirt by the way: "Team Luo, the great and arduous task of repaying my life-saving benefactor can only be handed over to you, the closest and most reliable comrade-in-arms by my side, whose home address is ......."

Ling Yang said the address of Caihua's house in the northern suburbs, for fear that Ling Yang would not be able to remember, so he specially asked Xiaobai to find paper and pen to record it.

Luo Tu was choked with nausea by the big snot that Ling Yang wiped on his body, and deliberately said badly: "No need to record, the address you just said, Xiao Bai and I went once when we searched for your whereabouts in the whole city." I remember that there were no steep cliffs in the vicinity, and there seemed to be two big girls living at that address, one of whom seemed to be called a red flower? ”

Luo Tu secretly kicked Xiaobai under the table, Xiaobai understood, and hurriedly said yes: "Yes, yes, I have been to the address you mentioned with Team Luo, and there are indeed two women like Tianxian who live, one is called Honghua, the other seems to be called Caixi, and then it is Yingzi or something, but I haven't seen any elderly old ladies, brother, are you mistaken?" ”

Luo Tu and Xiao Bai had good intentions, and they hit Ling Yang's soft underbelly at once, their faces were suspicious, and they glanced at Chu Wanyi and became more and more suspicious, and there was a violent gaze, and they almost turned around and wanted to escape.

Ling Yang didn't know that most of the names of folk women in the Southern Dynasties used cheesy but beautiful words such as Xi, Ying, Ying, Cai, Hua, Hong, Shun, etc., just like the ** decade of Huaguo, naming children Jianguo, Red Army, Revolution, Security, Aid Korea, or Xiaoli Xiaoming Xiaogang. So Luo Tu and Xiaobai sang and harmonized, and deliberately used a common name for girls to set Ling Yang, Ling Yang really hit the trick, and his face suddenly became extremely ugly.

Ling Yang put his hands on his forehead, made a headache-splitting look, and said distressedly: "I was very injured at the time, and my eyes were blurry double shadows, and I couldn't see the ages of those two women at all. Maybe they're younger than I thought they were, maybe ......"

"That's right!" Ling Yang suddenly slapped his forehead, and suddenly realized: "Team Luo, you must have misremembered the address, the family that saved me is really just two elderly women, and there is a pair of mother and daughter living next door to their house, like one is called Caihua and the other is called Shadow." I remember that two days ago, the little goat in Caihua's family, because he ate too many black beans, drank water and broke his belly, and asked the neighbor to help clean up, and later gave my benefactor a large piece of mutton, but in the end it all went into my stomach. After I finished eating, the second brother stood up at once...... I'm sorry, but I was bombed by the military and police of the South Korea, and I developed schizophrenia, and sometimes I do talk nonsense, and my thinking is not very clear. You eat slowly, I'll go and rest for a while......"

Ling Yang's explanation that wanted to cover up completely angered Chu Wanyi, seeing that Ling Yang slipped into the bedroom with a weak heart, slammed the dishes and chopsticks on the table, smiled apologetically at everyone, and suddenly stretched out his hand in front of Luo Tu: , laughing all over the country and the city, and the beauty was superb: "Big brother, lend me your knife." ”

Luo Tu was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he quickly pulled out the sharpest dagger on his body, and handed it over to Chu Wanyi, and said uneasily: "Do you need the help of the eldest brother?" ”

Chu Wanyi's face gradually turned cold: "I can do it alone." ”

Luo Tu watched Chu Wanyi then follow Ling Yang in, closed the wooden door of the bedroom with his backhand, picked up a large piece of bacon and put it in his mouth, chewed it with satisfaction, and said loudly through the wooden door of the bedroom: "Big brother is guarding outside, if you are in trouble alone, call me at any time." ”

Two minutes later, Ling Yang's earth-shattering ghost crying wolf howl came from the bedroom: "Wan'er, don't pinch there, it hurts, it hurts me to death." Wan'er, you have always been the most gentle and kind, and you know how to feel distressed, how did you learn from Dr. Xu? Quick, stop pinching! Oops, how do you have a knife hidden in you? This knife looks really familiar, it seems to be the one of the Luo team. Team Luo, I'm not done with you! ”

Chu Wanyi brutally threatened and beat Ling Yang, and said viciously: "No moves!" ”

"No recruitment! Just don't recruit! Ling Yang shrank in the corner of the wall and trembled, and forcibly said with a hard mouth: "Manly man, if you don't recruit it, you won't recruit it, even if you insult my body, I won't recruit it!" ”

"Insulting your body?" Chu Wanyi laughed angrily: "You want to be beautiful!" I have long seen that something is wrong with you, because the feminine aura on your body does not look like an old man can have it at all! Okay, since you are so hard-mouthed, let me tell you a story about Sima Qian first, do you know what kind of punishment Sima Qian received? I don't know, it's a palace punishment! Do you know what a palace punishment is? I don't know, okay, I'll show you......"