Chapter 111: The Butcher Who Is Not Good at Math

Chapter 111: The Butcher Who Doesn't Speak Badly

"Who are you?" The fat-headed, big-eared man looked Ding Dang in a hospital gown up and down, "Oh, Ni is a patient here?" Did I affect your rest? My voice isn't loud. ”

Isn't that loud? This fat uncle, are you behind your ears?

"I am the counselor in Wang Huan's class, and I should say that I am the counselor of the entire law department." Ding Dang said neither humbly nor arrogantly.

He suddenly found that if he focused his mind on the acupoints in his body to make a sound, he would feel that his entire chest cavity was vibrating, and the words he spoke were solid and powerful. It turns out that those singers also use this way to make their voices, no wonder their voices are so loud?

"Counselor?" The fat man looked at Ding Dang, and then at Li Santong and Teacher Liu.

Li Santong didn't speak, only nodded.

"Ah, you're my niece's counselor, huh? Well, my niece fell from the stairs, should you be responsible? The fat man said loudly.

"As a counselor, of course, I am also responsible for this." Ding Dang said calmly.

He didn't shirk his responsibility, and he really surprised everyone else.

Li Santong squeezed his eyes desperately at Ding Dang and motioned for him to stop talking.

Ding Dang couldn't hear Li Santong's inner monologue anymore. Just now, because of Yin Tang's pain, he tried not to stare at others. He found that as long as he didn't focus his mind on his eyes and didn't stare at the other person for too long, he wouldn't hear the voice of the other person's heart.

If you shouldn't know, don't know, Ding Dang knows this very well.

"Director Li, it should be our responsibility, and we don't need to shirk it, right?" Ding Dang turned his head and looked at Li Santong.

Li Santong had to bow his head in embarrassment, not daring to look at Ding Dang.

"However, there is nothing wrong with your niece, and you don't have to make such a fuss as an uncle." Ding Dang turned his head back and looked at the fat man, who was Wang Huan's uncle.

"What? Make a mountain out of a molehill? Wang Huan's uncle was annoyed, "Is my Wang Ergou the kind of person who makes a fuss?" Even though I'm just a pig butcher in our town, I'm still a reasonable person. ”

"Wang Ergou? Is there really a name? Qingqing snorted and laughed.

"Don't laugh, girl! My name is not good, but I am reasonable, I am to convince people with virtue! ”

Flutter, Teacher Liu also smiled.

Dare to love this king and the second dog king butcher is Fang Shiyu's father-in-law? (Note: In the movie, Fang Shiyu's father-in-law always talks about "convincing people with virtue", and he is a very humorous character)

"I, I know I can't mean you scholars, but my brother and sister-in-law died early, is it easy for me to pull my niece so big?" Wang Ergou simply complained bitterly, "In order to let this girl go to college, I killed all the pigs in the family??????"

"I hear you, you don't have to say it again." Ding Dang stretched out his finger and plucked his ear piercing, "Don't talk about the past." Let's get to the point, how much do you really want? ”

Wang Ergou was stunned for a moment, and immediately, he was happy.

"Or this little brother, you are an understanding person, so, your school will give me 10,000 yuan. Give it to me, and I won't bother you. Otherwise, I'll sit at the gate of your school with me, fellow villagers, and we won't leave! ”

Wang Ergou put on a full hooligan look, although he is not a hooligan, but his intimidation is a full hooligan tone.

Wang Ergou lives in Qinghe Town, not far from Jiangnan City, which is dozens of miles away. Last night, as soon as he received the call, he quickly brought these "fellow villagers" of his own with him. Of course, most of these "fellows" are stragglers, but they have nothing to do with him at all. These people are here to help, and once they get the money, everyone will share the spoils, and no one will know anyone from then on.

Wang Ergou is in Qinghe Town, which is also a local "local tyrant", don't look at him dressed so dirty, and his words are also very vulgar, but his savings are also hundreds of thousands of yuan, which is already quite a family asset in Qinghe Town.

However, Wang Ergou is stingy and greedy, he knows that his nephew Queen Huan is fine, but he still wants to seize this opportunity and knock on the bamboo pole of Jiangnan University.

10,000 yuan? Lao Tzu wants less. You Jiangnan University is so rich, if you don't say anything, you have to give me 50,000 or 60,000 yuan to forget it.

However, this time, he has met a powerful master.

"Ten thousand yuan? That's it, too little, right? Unexpectedly, Ding Dang smiled and said, "You don't want to take more?" ”

"Huh? Wang Ergou was stunned.

Wow, there are people like that? I only need 10,000 yuan, and he plans to give me more? Well, you fool, if you don't ask for more, Lao Tzu will be more stupid than you!

"Well, well, then, then 30,000!" Wang Ergou paused greedily and stretched out three fingers.

"What? Thirty thousand? Are you robbing money? Li Santong, the head of the department who is usually not easy to get angry, was also a little unable to sit still.

"It's not expensive, it's not expensive." Unexpectedly, Ding Dang smiled and shook his head.

Li Santong turned his head and looked at Ding Dang in dismay.

You kid, how long has it been since you came to our school, and you've been eating inside and out?

Now, Wang Ergou became more and more proud.

"I'm not greedy, I only need 30,000, you give the money immediately, I'll leave!"

"You can take the money, but there must be a condition." Ding Dangdao.

"On what terms?"

"Didn't you kill pigs? I ask you, we give you 30,000 yuan, how much pork are you going to give me? Ding Dang said.

"Pork, think about it, pork is thirty yuan a catty, how many catties is this 30,000, 30,000? Damn, I'm not good at math. Wang Ergou scratched his head.

Ding Dang said in his heart, rub, at this level, you are not afraid of being deceived by others when you sell meat?

"It's 1,000 pounds." A fellow of Wang Ergou said.

"Oh, it's 1,000 pounds." Wang Ergou can finally count.

"Really? Okay, I'll give you 30,000 yuan, and you will give me 1,000 catties of pork! Ding Dang sneered.

"What? I'll give you pork? Wang Ergou's eyes widened, "Is there any mistake, why did I give you the pork?" You guys gave me 30,000 yuan, okay? ”

"Did I say the 30,000 yuan I gave you for free?" Ding Dang crossed his hands in front of his chest, "You have to figure it out, now it's a market economy society, where is there anything to give for nothing?" The 30,000 yuan is not for you, but for your pork! ”

"What?" Wang Ergou was annoyed, "I won't give you pork." ”

"You really don't want to give it?"

"Don't give it!"

"Really, not to give?"

"Lao Tzu just won't give it!"

"Okay, it's okay not to give pork." Ding Dang nodded, "Then you can also change to a kind of meat, this kind of meat is always okay, right?" Moreover, I don't want much, only two hundred pounds. ”

"Two hundred pounds of meat?" Wang Ergou's eyes rolled, "Two hundred catties is six thousand yuan, right?" ”

"That's right." His "fellow" finally gave this math bale a thumbs up.

"I didn't miscalculate this time." Wang Ergou made a wishful thinking, "Six thousand yuan, I can still earn twenty-four thousand, yes, there is a profit." Well, two hundred pounds of pork, deal! ”

This guy has completely lost his identity as Wang Huan's uncle at this time, revealing his philistine face.

What a mercenary trash! Ding Dang scolded in his heart, but he didn't speak.

"Young man, then so be it, I'll sell you 200 catties of pork, and you give me 30,000 yuan, how about it?" Seeing that Ding Dang didn't speak, Wang Ergou said.

"Did I tell you I was going to buy pork?" Ding Dang pursed his lips, "Two hundred catties is 30,000 yuan?" Are you robbing money? ”

"And what do you want?"

"I want another kind of meat!"

"Another kind of meat?" Wang Ergou was stunned for a moment, and Xiao Jiujiu played in his heart, "What kind of meat?" ”

"I want human flesh, human flesh on you!" Ding Dang lowered his face and glared at Wang Ergou viciously.

"What? You want my flesh? Wang Ergou's eyes are about to burst out??????

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