"There are a lot of accidents, don't I have to be rigorous? Let's say you were born prematurely? I was born in four months......"

"Cats have three dogs and four, how can people have four months!"

"You have to forgive me, the biology class has only distributed textbooks, and the school has not arranged it! But I'm talking about four months after marriage, which is possible, and there are many other accidents, such as hugging, Uncle Wang next door...... I can't speak, don't blame me. ”

Thanks to the fact that Uncle Wang next door is not popular at this time, if Lao Zuo understands, he must flip the table! But if you think about it, it's true, I have a sister who is two years older than me, in fact, my father got married at the age of 16, so I can't say this to my children.

"What age was that? That's the old society! Can it be the same? ”

"All the same, don't you all have to get married and have children? Didn't the old society also give birth to such an excellent son as you? I thought about it, in the future, my son will also train him to engage in education, and strive to be the director of teaching! ”

Director Zuo was so angry that he trembled! When I can't hear it? This is a curse that is spinning in circles! Is this still a student? "Liu Busy, don't get carried away, if you don't say it, I know that it's Yang Liuyi from the second class, right?!" Lao Zuo gave up, Liu Busy is not in the oil and salt, and he will not bow his head if he doesn't move the woman out.

"Thank you!" Liu Busy rarely blushed, this is like a wallet on the ground, others have to say that it is yours, and they want to stuff it in your arms, what can you say at this time except thank you?

Thank you? The old left head was about to explode, "Originally, it seems that you have just begun to develop, and you are going to focus on criticism and education, but now look, you must make a review!" Review in front of all teachers and students in the school! "The first time he met such a student, Lao Zuo was so angry that he was like Wu Lao Er opposite the Baiyun family, and went out to ask Zhou Sheng on duty to call Yang Liuyi, and he also took the opportunity to calm down.

It didn't take much effort, Yang Liuyi knocked on the door and walked in, as soon as she entered the door, she saw Director Zuo angry, and Liu Xian looked at the sky, as if she was looking at the calligraphy hanging on the wall, and nodded and said hello when she came in, and said with a smile, "Are you here?" "I don't know whose home stadium it is.

"Director Zuo, do you have something to do with me?"

Before Lao Zuo could speak, Liu Xian interjected first: "It's such a classmate Yang Liuyi, Director Zuo thinks that the two of us are a good match, so he mentioned it to me, I'm fine, it depends on what you mean!" ”

said that both of them were red-faced, Yang Liuyi was ashamed, Director Zuo was angry, and Lao Tzu became a matchmaker? "Liu is busy! Don't talk nonsense, now it's about the question of your two puppy love! ”

This time Yang Liuyi was stunned, he never said a word to the boy, he just met Liu Xian once, how did it become early love? Liu Xian saw that Yang Liuyi was frightened, and hurriedly answered: "Didn't you say that I was in early love?" Why did it become the two of us again? ”

"How can you fall in love alone?" Director Zuo was also confused.

"A person who loves is called stand-up comedy; Two people are in love, called lip-synching; Three people love to call group comedy - it's wrong, one person is called unrequited love, why can't it? After a while, he turned around and asked Yang Liuyi: "Classmate Yang Liuyi, have we talked about love?" ”

"Nope!"

"Director Zuo, you see, we don't have a young love, there's nothing wrong with her here, but I admit that I have an unrequited love for her and a secret crush! Although there is no response, my personal behavior is enough to be puppy love, do you think I can get a chance to review? ”

"Yes! Surely you can, call your parents down and listen to it! ”

Yang Liuyi looked at Liu Busy like a monster, crushed? Yesterday was the first time you spoke, okay? Is this a crush? And if you don't admit it, you can't get it? After all, the two have never crossed paths, and they are not afraid of school investigations? He's got a broken brain? No wonder Zhu Yeqing and Wen Xue pressed this kid on the table and beat him, and they wanted to whip him too. Does he really have a crush on himself?

It may be that Liu Busy felt the murderous aura, and quickly explained as soon as he went out: "I'm sorry, I pulled you in, who knows what Lao Zuo is crazy about, and he brought us here, but this time is indeed a rare opportunity, I can't miss it!"

Yang Liuyi's eyes flashed widely, she had heard of stupid x a long time ago, and today she can be regarded as alive! Rare opportunity? Opportunity for review? But think about it again, I'm afraid this is to protect myself, after all, the school is involved, and if the investigation is conducted, even if there is nothing, there will be rumors, and this situation still has to be received. So he asked in a low voice: "Actually, the two of us have nothing, why do you carry the matter alone?" ”

"There's no hurry, it's almost there."

Throwing down the red-faced Yang Liuyi, Liu hurriedly strode towards the class, the congenital conditions are not good, he can't become famous at once, it is rare to fall from the sky, and he has given such an opportunity to review in front of the teachers and students of the whole school, and his brother is going to be popular. Review? I just did it in the class two days ago, so is that still a thing? I don't need to make a draft, this time in front of the whole school teachers and students, I need to be formal, and I don't know how the sound effect of the broadcast studio is.

The broadcast studio in the mine is on the second floor of the main building, the window has been changed to a door, and there is a large terrace outside.

The flag-raising ceremony will be held on Monday morning, and it is estimated that every school will have this flag-raising ceremony, and I didn't think there was anything when I went to school before, but now every time I raise the flag, Liu is busy hiding in the dormitory, just like skipping political class. The flag-raising ceremony is an important lesson in patriotic education, but patriotic education itself is a false proposition, and so many foreign countries, except for the rogue government of North Korea, have not heard of any democratic country engaging in this kind of practice in schools, so are the citizens of other countries not patriotic? Patriotism and education? Love is an instinct, I love this country because I love this land, I love the people here, I love the history and culture inherited from this land, this does not need education, if patriotism is also the result of education, then this is not only the sorrow of education, but also the sorrow of this country. Imagine that your wife teaches you to love her every day, no matter how you feel in your heart, but at least it proves that your wife is certainly not as attractive as she used to be, and that she is seriously lacking in confidence!

Of course, this metaphor is not particularly appropriate, because it is not the country that educates you, but the government of the country, and we often confuse the concepts of the state, the government and the party, in fact, this is not difficult to understand, but some people don't want you to figure it out, just like the ancient emperors instilled in the common people the concept that the whole world is not the king's land, or I am the country.

Out of the flag, raising the flag, speaking, taking the oath, Liu Busy stood in the broadcast studio, waiting for the play, all know that the first three places are not good, and the finale is capable, today's student representative is a girl in the third year of high school, generously speaking, like playing chicken blood, Liu Busy estimates, if she records this paragraph, she will show it to the people around her in the future, it is estimated that this girl will not be able to get married. Fortunately, the impassioned time was not long, it seems that the girl's lung capacity is not good, and it is about to be her turn, no, Director Zuo went out to report to him.

Director Zuo's name is Zuo Shouguo, and the people in the rivers and lakes call him the silver in his left hand, and he has a hairstyle that supports the central government in a place, and it is not good to come out, which is very unpopular. It's strange to say, to say that Lao Zuo has never done anything hurtful, but the students of the whole school just don't like him, and the degree of hatred is second only to the cook in the canteen, but Liu Busy doesn't look at him with colored glasses, in Liu Busy's eyes, the school leader who doesn't sleep with female students is a good leader.

A newspaper curtain writer, there is no consciousness at all, something that can be explained in one sentence, you can talk for half an hour, you can directly talk about the next show, talk show, performer: Liu is busy, don't you have it? This meal is hard, first painfully Chen Revolutionary Family History, then the history of the school, the Three Emperors and Five Emperors to the present, the meaning expressed is that there has never been a bad incident of a girl getting pregnant in the history of the mine! This is inseparable from the school's strict grasp of early love.

Liu is busy with the following complaints, don't you understand the fertility rate of the three-year famine? There is a cook in the cafeteria, even if you want to conceive, you can't conceive! This is also used to boast that co-authoring a school at Nuo University plays the role of a condom? In the future, the students who graduated from the mine can't find a partner, are you responsible?

Lao Zuo showed the attitude of the school, and one must be found and stopped for the early love incident! It must be dealt with seriously, and I didn't find anything cheap in Liu Xian, but this time it can be regarded as a relief, and saliva can be sprayed directly from the second floor to the students in the front row. "The first time I found it, I reviewed it in front of the whole school, and the second time I found it, I recorded a big mistake! The third time I found out, I was expelled from school! This time, Liu Busy, who was in the eighth class of high school, not only ignored the rules and regulations of the school, but also did not accept criticism and education, and his attitude was extremely bad, and he must make a deep review! As for the woman, considering the girl's face, I won't criticize it by name, I hope you will take it as a warning and do it yourself! ”

After Director Zuo finished venting, he felt a little more comfortable, Liu is busy with this kid, call you a hippie smile! See where your face goes today! walked back, stuffed the microphone in his hand into Liu Xian's hand, and glared viciously, only then did the applause for his speech sound, what kind of applause did he applaud when he criticized the circular? These students really couldn't tell the fire, it seemed that the applause came from one direction, and under the drive of that direction, the whole school applauded together, and it seemed that the applause was more enthusiastic than the vice principal's speech just now.

Looking back, the old left nose was almost out of breath, Liu hurriedly walked to the front of the terrace with his applause, and followed a few pats, and finally pressed down with his hand, signaling everyone to stop, this shameless thing, think he gave him a review of the applause?

Liu was busy and didn't take the manuscript, for today, he deliberately wore new clothes, or a more formal kind, his face was washed eight times in the morning, it was really refreshing for happy events, and he even liked it when he looked in the mirror, and he was simply radiant. The class heard that the class leader was going to publicly review in front of the whole school teachers and students, and it was like a festival, especially those brain-dead girls, grabbing Liu Busy's arm, with little stars in their eyes, class leader, it must be exciting!

It's like Huang Nai and Han Lu, who are friends from other classes, who are more worried, but they haven't escaped Liu Busy's teasing, and the review of early love, why don't we go together?

The biggest opinion on this is Teacher Niu Niu, who looked at Liu Xian with a resentful face, "The school is looking for your parents, what are you doing with my dad?" ”

"The old man and I fell in love, and now I am recognized as my godson, and it's nothing to ask my parents and her old man to come forward, right, sister!" Teacher Niu can only knock out his teeth and swallow in his stomach, the cook in the cafeteria is the vice principal's brother-in-law, and now he is still clamoring to find the old man who beat him, don't make a mess at this time.

Liu hurriedly stood on the terrace, in order to let everyone see himself clearly, he deliberately walked to the edge of the terrace, looking at the black crowd below, like a military parade, waved his hand at his class, and immediately like a piece of grass had grown, dozens of small hands waved at him. "Friends of Class 8, how are you?" He almost jumped out, stabilized his mind, cleared his throat, and began to do a deep review.

"I'm Liu Busy, I'm in early love."

Liu Busy Diary:

1. Life is not afraid of review, so why should I review and be afraid?

2, the ceremony of this thing, it is boring to do it all the time, the two people do the marriage ceremony every day may not have a good feeling, the national flag is an oath of national sovereignty, hanging on the school flagpole is better than inserting it into the Diaoyu Islands.

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