"Baby, let's go to the movies." Xu Wenzhi, a sophomore, took the hand of his girlfriend Yao Hua and said with hope.

Yao Hua is very beautiful, it took him more than a year to catch up.

Now that the relationship has been confirmed for a month, he has not been able to develop further with Yao Hua, so he can only hold hands, not even kiss. Today, Xu Wenzhi plans to use the way of watching a movie to break through the layer of window paper between the two, and it is best to hit a home run in one go.

Thinking of this, Xu Wenzhi couldn't help but reach into his pants pocket and touch the box of Durex that he had bought for more than a week.

"Hope it comes in handy."

Yao Hua didn't know what Xu Wenzhi was paying attention to, she tilted her head and thought about it and said, "Okay." ”

Xu Wenzhi immediately said: "Well, let's go buy movie tickets." ”

When I entered the movie theater, there were a lot of people who came to see the movie, and there was a long queue at the ticket office. Xu Wenzhi pulled Yao Hua and began to look at the posters posted in the hall, he hadn't watched a few movies, and he hadn't paid attention to what movies had been released recently, so he came in to look at the posters and then decided which movie to watch.

For a home run, romance movies are preferred.

In the cinema, in the most conspicuous position, there are several posters of "Crazy Stone" in different styles. There are posters with three faces reflected in a green gem on top of a black background, a poster with the name of a red movie written on the head of a row of people standing from high to low, and four posters that look like shots.

These posters are not very ingenious, but in the cinema, they are still very prominent, especially the characters on them, there are several stars.

However, Xu Wenzhi only swept it away. Soon pointed to an inconspicuous poster next to him and said, "Baby, let's go watch "A Date with a Beautiful Woman". ”

Yao Hua looked at the poster. The actor didn't know any of them, shook his head and said, "It's not good-looking." There is not a single star. ”

"What about this movie, "Confused Love", I think it should be adapted from a romance novel, although the actors are not familiar faces, but it may be good to have the original book."

"What a name, it's not good at all, I don't want to look at it."

"Then there's nothing suitable for it." Xu Wenzhi said depressedly that he found these two romance films.

At this time, three more young people passed by the two of them, giggling and discussing.

"Dude, it's not me bragging. The detective's "Crazy Stone" is definitely the first domestic god film, and I want to watch it again after watching it. ”

"Is that awesome?"

"Of course it's awesome, the movie is ...... I can't speak, you can see it, it's not just funny, it's super cool, you know. ”

"Believe you once, don't pit the brothers, the brothers are really poisoned by the bad domestic movies."

"I promise not this time!"

The three young men walked over quickly. Joined the long queue at the ticket office over there.

Yao Hua listened to their words, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she said to Xu Wenzhi delicately: "Xiao Zhizhi, let's also go watch "Crazy Stone". It's Tan Zhang's movie, I seem to have heard others say that it's the Tan Zhang who writes martial arts. ”

Of course, Xu Wenzhi knows who Zhang Tan is. Also knows the movie "Crazy Stone", his dorm roommate. Fan Zhang Tan is obsessed with brain-dead, and everyone says how powerful Zhang Tan is. I watched the screening of "Crazy Stone" a while ago, and I was even more shocked when I came back, and I almost blew the sky black.

Xu Wenzhi has always been indifferent to martial arts, and comedy movies are so-so, plus his roommates talk about it every day, every day, and they all have a rebellious heart.

"What do you think, I don't want to watch it, what a fart!"

Besides, tonight is to capture the rhythm of a home run, watching a comedy can play a fart atmosphere, at the moment he coaxed Yao Hua and said: "Baby, baby, what's so good about comedy, isn't it just some, pee and fart gags, aren't you ordinary about comedy, go back and download it on the computer, go into the cinema to watch comedy, it's not cost-effective." ”

The student party has no money, and when he said this, Yao Hua also felt that he should watch a few valuable films: "Okay, let's find out what to watch." ”

Before the words fell, there was a commotion in the corridor of the movie theater.

Then I saw people coming out of the corridor in groups of threes and threes, it should be that the movie in the upstairs theater has ended, and these people who have watched the movie are all excitedly discussing the movie.

"Damn, the black-skinned Gennyima made me laugh to death, don't be funny."

"Who's to say it's not, I'm going to laugh and die."

"Brother Dao is really a philosopher, the leadership of the underworld is really coquettish, 'Now is the rising period of my career', I'll it, this line ...... No, I want to laugh when I think about it. ”

"I've watched the movie so many times, and the 25 yuan is worth it today, not to mention, I've become a die-hard fan of Tan Zhang."

"When Brother Dao died, the cheating couple was Tan Zhang and Susa, right?"

"Tan Zhang's sentence 'Don't talk, kiss me' is also super powerful."

"One of the best movies of the year."

"I don't want to leave, I have to watch it again, don't you want to watch it?"

"Look, the camera is flashing so fast, I haven't seen a few things yet."

Listening to the audience's enthusiastic comments, Yao Huagang's decision was instantly dispersed, and he patted Xu Wenzhi's arm: "Xiao Zhizhi, let's go watch "Crazy Stone", you see they all say it's good-looking." ”

"Comedy ......"

"Ouch, I'm going to watch a comedy right now."

As soon as Yao Hua was coquettish, Xu Wenzhi almost softened on the spot, and hurriedly said: "Okay, let's watch "Crazy Stone". ”

In this way, the two men lined up in a long line.

"It's really sad, what kind of comedy to watch, can you still have an atmosphere to kiss and touch!"

Complaining is complaining, before he didn't succeed in hitting a home run, Xu Wenzhi could only follow Yao Hua's ideas everywhere and obediently queue up to buy tickets for comedies.

"Is there a middle seat?"

"We opened four halls in the next show, three halls have been sold out, and there are a few tickets left in the last hall, do you want to, don't just wait for the next one." Said the conductor.

Xu Wenzhi turned his head to look at Yao Hua.

Yao Hua hesitated for a moment and said, "Don't wait, let's buy it first." ”

……

bought a ticket, entered the cinema, found a back seat, and Xu Wenzhi pulled Yao Hua to sit down. Looking at his position, he suddenly felt a little satisfied, such a remote position, isn't it just right to make some small moves?

"I hope the movie is so-so, so I have a chance to do something!" Xu Wenzhi said.

He heard others say it was funny, but he still didn't think so, domestic comedies were just that, Hong Kong and Taiwan comedies were all bad, and Feng Dacang's was just like that, thinking he was proud. He has investigated Yao Hua's tastes, and he has a general hobby of comedy, so he may get bored after watching it for a while.

"So, what would two boring people do?" (To be continued.) )