readx; Yingchun Street, a small street of less than a kilometer, has not happened for decades, but just last night, Yingchun Street was stolen, and a rough count shows that there are more than a dozen lost belongings, including our small supermarket. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Most of the stolen businesses are individual businesses, and thousands of dollars are generally stored in the store, but the stolen property of each family is the same 999 yuan, and the extra penny is not taken away.

The people from the police station came early in the morning, investigating and collecting evidence one by one, tossing and turning for a morning without the slightest progress, no clues were found at all the crime scenes, and the surveillance on the street did not capture anything.

So much so that some police officers suspected that we had made a false report, perhaps the thief's skill was too high, and the lost money flew away on its own as if it had grown wings, leaving no footprints.

The policeman who handled the case said: "This thief's method is too beautiful."

However, for individuals, less than a thousand yuan is not too much, so I don't take it to heart.

Chen Hui and I sat on the sofa staring at "Animal World", and the TV said: "There are about 200 species of monkeys in the world, among them..."

Chen Hui turned his face to look at me and said, "Boss, you said that since you are the Monkey King, all the monkeys in this world have to listen to you, right?"

I said, "I don't know, I haven't tried."

Chen Hui imagined with a look on his face: "You said that it would be great if you summoned monkeys from all over the world."

Me: "What's the good thing, when you can't do it anymore, go to the street and play monkeys?"

Chen Hui waved his hand: "Have you watched "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"? When the time comes, lead thousands of monkeys to occupy the whole world. ”

I took it to the back of the sofa and threw it over: "How many monkeys do I have to rely on to compete for the world of the Monkey King?"

At this time, Jiang Xue came back, opened her backpack when she entered the door, took out a file bag, held it in her hand and said: "Everything is in order, all the formalities such as the business license have been completed, the purchase channels have been completed, and the small supermarket can open at any time!"

Chen Hui pulled Jiang Xue onto the sofa and picked up a can of Coke: "It's hard work, let's rest quickly."

I looked at the business license, and I felt infinite emotion in my heart, and everyone would have to call Boss Lin when they saw me in the future.

I looked satisfied and said, "Do we still need people?"

Jiang Xue swallowed a mouthful of Coke and said, "I think it's better to invite someone, so that a few of us can be a little freer."

Chen Hui said: "With me, are you afraid that there will be not enough manpower?"

I said, "I'm not afraid."

Jiang Xue patted Chen Hui on the shoulder: "I'm afraid of the waiters, cleaners, and cashiers in the supermarket, all of whom are your doppelgangers." “

I laughed and said, "If you come to a customer, you have to shout, "Yo, it's the first time I've seen quadruplets like this." ", and then it's hard for us not to get angry."

Chen Hui was momentarily choked by what the two of us said, and turned his head to watch TV.

Jiang Xue stood up: "I'm going to take a good rest, I've been tossing for a day."

I also complained, "The police have been tormenting us for a day."

Jiang Xue asked, "Is there a result in the end?"

Chen Hui said: "It is estimated that the legendary thief did it, and there are no clues."

Me: "I wonder how it is possible to enter a house without leaving a trace?"

Jiang Xue said: "Don't guess, we stinkers can't stand up to a famous detective Conan."

Chen Hui said: "That Conan is not as good as our Zhuge Liang, that guy pinched his fingers, knew in advance when someone would come to steal things, and set up a mechanism to wait for him before the crime."

Jiang Xue stuffed the can of Coke into Chen Hui's hand: "You two take your time, I have to go back to the room to make up for sleep, so as not to be sleepy at night."

Chen Hui drank all the Coke in the jar, I reluctantly picked up the remote control and changed the channel, and suddenly felt that what Chen Hui said made some sense, if I can summon monkeys all over the world, then I can definitely open a monkey-based circus, what kind of small supermarket.

changed to the next channel, the TV series "Love is Deep and Rainy", and when Shuhuan said heavily: "The eight-year War of Resistance is about to begin!"

After changing one: "Senior technical school, no charge for a month of trial study...", I hurriedly changed the channel.

Next News Channel, "There was a theft case in the city's No. 2 People's Hospital last night, three bodies placed in the morgue disappeared overnight, and the police are currently investigating. ”

I threw away the remote control and scolded the TV program, Chen Hui glared at me: "Boss, why are you turning it off." “

……

In recent years, it has become an indisputable fact that college students are difficult to find employment, and it is not until recently that I have experienced that the small supermarket recently wanted to recruit a cashier, and after the information was posted on the Internet, many people called to consult, which made us busy for a while, so we decided to hold an interview on Saturday morning, and the location was in our small supermarket.

Chen Hui has been busy with this matter since early in the morning, and when the two of us went downstairs, the bottom had already been arranged.

The floor was polished and shiny, and it looked like it was going to be used as a mirror, and in the cash register, there were three chairs neatly arranged, but these chairs were all facing away from us, and our names were written on them. ”

Chen Hui smiled: "No, I did it on purpose." ”

I scratched my head: "So, what is your intention, Designer Chen?" ”

Chen Hui made it to the chair: "For the sake of fairness, we will all turn our backs to them later, without looking at their appearance, and then let them introduce themselves, if they fancy that person, stand up and turn around, and shout: "I need you!" ”

I scolded, "Phew, you're insane, this is an interview, not an audition." ”

Jiang Xue and I stepped forward and turned the two of us' chairs back, and then sat neatly, Chen Hui spread his hands: "Aren't you just worried that you are from the Appearance Association, so you have lost talents." ”

Jiang Xue said: "There are really talented people who are cashiers here to decline." ”

……

At ten o'clock, when it was time for us to agree, the first girl walked in and smiled politely at us: "Hello, is it recruiting here?" ”

I said, "Yes, we're hiring. ”

Then the three of us looked at the girl, she was wearing very fashionable clothes and heavy makeup, but she didn't have the slightest beauty, and I smelled her perfume from afar, and my first impression was not good.

The girl smiled at us when she heard this, I was about to ask something, the girl suddenly took out her mobile phone from her bag, turned it to selfie mode, and walked in front of us charmingly "click" and took a photo with us, before I could react, she turned to the video mode again, pouted at the phone and said: "People came to the interview today, the interviewer is so fierce, you see." As he spoke, he moved the camera to us, "Teachers, say hello." ”

Listening to her snorting voice, I didn't think it was cute, but like an electric shock, from the head to the soles of the feet, goosebumps all over my body, I blocked my face and said: "This young lady, you are interviewing, please respect yourself." “

Unexpectedly, she continued to say in a whining voice: "Teacher, don't be like this, look at the camera!" “

As soon as this sentence came out, I felt that the blood grooves of the three of us were instantly controlled in seconds, I couldn't help but touch the goosebumps on my body, Chen Hui suddenly jumped up, slapped the table, pointed to the door and scolded loudly: "I'll get out of here!" “

Jiang Xue and I were stunned for a moment, and then pulled his sleeve: "It's the opposite!" “

Chen Hui thought about it for a while, and slapped the table again: "You get out of here." “

The girl was not surprised when she heard this, but shook her bag and stroked her hair: "Hmph, you are so rude to such a cute girl as me, people will never come again." With that, the catwalk walked out.

I pinched my numb face and said, "There is everyone in this world." “

After finally calming down for a while, another girl came in at the door, carrying a schoolbag, and shouted at the door: "Are you looking for a waiter here?" “

Jiang Xue said: "We are recruiting cashiers here. “

The girl waved her hand: "It doesn't matter, I'll come first." “

The three of us looked at each other: "What's coming?" “

The girl bent down and took a brick from her bag, tossed it twice in her hand, and looked at us with contempt.

I said, "Isn't that what the sisters just came to take revenge on?" “

As soon as we stepped back, the girl said, "Don't get me wrong, I've studied martial arts before. “

Saying that, he picked up the brick, couldn't help but say, knocked it on his head, and with a "pop", the brick was broken into two sections, and the head was intact. ”

We swallowed a mouthful of saliva, the girl continued to open the bag, took out a nunchuck, put it on the ground, took out a telescopic stick, threw it on the ground, and finally poured the bag up, all the contents fell out, there were fruit knives, electric batons, anti-wolf spray, boxing gloves, scattered on the ground, we could only sit dumbfounded.

The girl said categorically: "Eighteen weapons, knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, axes, hooks, forks, as long as you say it, I can play it." ”

I rubbed my palms together and said, "This ......"

The girl said: "I can do any dirty work, and the requirements are not high, just eat and live." ”

We whispered, "How's it going?" Do you use it? ”

Chen Hui said: "I'm worried that she miscalculated the account and beat us to death in anger. ”

I nodded: "It's not impossible. ”

Jiang Xue said: "Looking at her appearance, it is estimated that the amount of food is larger than that of us." ”

The girl saw that we had been talking to each other, and shouted, "Hey, what are you talking about?" ”

Chen Hui was so frightened that he even threw away the pen in his hand: No... Nothing. “

I said, "The eldest sister is really temperamental. “

The girl said, "Don't talk nonsense, use me without it." “

I said, "There is a registration office for the martial arts conference at the corner of the street, why don't you go and have a look?" “

When the girl heard this, she looked unhappy, bent down to pick up those things from the ground, stood up and hugged her fist at us: "Everyone, take your leave." “

We also clasped our fists at the same time: "Let's go." “

Seeing her off, we were relieved, and I said, "Good fellow, I'm in a cold sweat." “

Jiang Xue said: "It seems that this gentle can't do it, and neither can the barbaric one." “

……

Fortunately, there were quite a few people who came to the interview, and two of them came and another, this one looked like a recent college graduate, and the three of us could only pray that this would be a little more normal.

I asked, "What's your name?" “

The girl replied, "Illly." “

I nodded, "Have you ever been a cashier before?" “

The girl said, "No, it's the first time I'm looking for a job. “

Jiang Xue said: "How about mathematics." “

The girl nodded, "It's okay."

Chen Hui said: "I asked you a question, saying that you sold a box of cigarettes for 20 yuan, and as a result, you received a fake currency of 50 yuan, how much did you lose?" ”

The girl counted her fingers for a long time: "A hundred? ”

Chen Hui smiled sinisterly: "That's not right. ”

Our Jiang Xue calculated for a long time and said, "It's not wrong." ”

Chen Hui smiled proudly: "As a cashier, you should confirm the authenticity of the money before collecting it, you don't understand this truth?" ”

The girl scolded "", turned around and went out.

……

After a busy morning, no one was left, either we didn't look down on others, or others didn't look down on us.

Dragging our tired bodies and minds, we still lie on our chairs like dead bodies, closing our eyes and recuperating.

Jiang Xue suddenly touched me, I opened my eyes, and at some point, another girl came to the store, who didn't speak, and kept standing there staring at us.

I coughed and sat upright: "I'm sorry, are you here for an interview?" “

The girl didn't speak, but looked at me and nodded, her little lips slowly squirming, and she looked a little childish.

I laughed and said, "How long have you been in, why didn't you call us."

The girl bent her head and said with a simple face, "That's impolite."

After hearing this sentence, I gave a thumbs up in my heart, and my favorability for this girl suddenly soared.

The girl has long hair and a shawl, wears a floral shirt on her upper body, revealing her fair arms, a thin red rope tied around her wrist, a pair of denim shorts, simple canvas shoes, a small and fresh dress, and her thin figure makes people feel a sense of protection when they see it.

Jiang Xue said: What is your name, are you an adult? “

The girl said dumbfoundedly, "No, I'm twenty-one years old."

"Small?"

The girl said dumbly: "My original name was Li Qin, but they all said that this name was not good, so they called me small."

Chen Hui looked at me meaningfully and nodded his head with his finger, probably meaning that the girl was a little dumbfounded.

I looked at it too, the girl always looked at us with empty eyes, as if her people were here, and her mind had already wandered to another world, and if she was always so absent-minded, she would not be able to do such a difficult job as a cashier.

I coughed, "Well, how are you doing math?"

Xiao Buzheng was playing with his fingers, listened to me, looked up at me, and said blankly: "There is a calculator on the cash register."

I'm speechless when I say this.,What kind of mental arithmetic do you need to have a calculator.,So it's become my problem.,It's a bit of an idiot.,Well... This girl is absolutely smart.

Chen Hui crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Who are you?"

Xiao Bu said: "I'm from Zhejiang."

Jiang Xue said: "Do you have any requirements for treatment?"

The girl said, "Take care of food and housing, and your salary can be a little less."

"Is it okay to have a bungalow?"

The girl nodded.

I put my hand on Chen Hui and Jiang Xue's shoulders: "Have a small meeting."

I said, "What do you think of this girl?"

Jiang Xue said: "It's okay, I don't think cashiers need to be too picky."

Chen Hui said: "We are very picky."

I spread my hands: "We're not picky, this morning is either a Sanda champion or a selfie maniac, can't choose anyone, blame me."

Jiang Xue said: "It's all here, it's better to just her, although she looks stupid."

I nodded, "I'm interested in the girl too."

Chen Hui shook my arm and said, "Boss, you won't fall in love with others, stay so that you can do it later."

I scolded, "Do you think I'm as dirty as you think?"

The girl was still playing with her fingers in a daze, in her own world.

I said, "When can you go to work?"

The girl suddenly stared at me, her eyes were full of surprise and joy, and she said timidly, "You have hired me."

Jiang Xue smiled: "Yes, what's wrong."

The girl grinned at this time: "Thank you, I can go to work at any time."

This smile, although it is not a country and a city, but it is like the first ray of sunshine in the morning, refreshing, warm, looking at her smile, I can't help but have a moment of stunned, relaxed, just want to look at her smile.

Chen Hui blinked and said, "Boss, have you seen it, she looks so good when she laughs."

I nodded sheepishly.

Jiang Xue smiled: "You look good when you smile."

When the girl heard this, two red clouds appeared on her face, and she lowered her head shyly, which made her look even more tender, and it was an irresistible smile that made people forget all their sorrows at a glance.

Chen Hui patted the table and said, "Yes, that's it, you must smile on the way to work in the future."

The girl asked blankly, "Why?"

Chen Hui smiled stupidly: "Maybe others will be fascinated and forget to let you find money."

I patted him on the arm: "Pack up your things!"

Chen Hui put away the chair with a smile, Jiang Xue beckoned Xiao Bu into the counter to teach her how to use the scanner and cash register, Xiao Bu watched Jiang Xue operate intently, and learned very seriously.

I saw Aunt Liu and Zhang Liping passing by through the door, and while wondering how the two of them were together, I went out to stop them.

"Aunt Liu!"

Aunt Liu was talking to Zhang Liping, and when she heard me call her, she stopped and looked at me: "What's wrong Xiaolin."

I said, "Come in and talk."

After listening to this, the two of them walked in together.

I asked, "Where did you two come from?"

Zhang Liping said haha: "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures."

Liu Damen looked at us like this, laughed on the side, and said that the two of us were not serious.

Chen Hui heard our conversation and rushed out of it: "What's the matter, Zhang Laodao, you want to go to Xitian?"

Zhang Liping didn't react, looking at Chen Hui silly, I could hear that there would be no good words behind him.

Chen Hui paused and said, "Then you are dead, I wish you never returned."

Zhang Liping furrowed his eyebrows: "Little rabbit, what are you talking about?"

Everyone in the room laughed heartily.

I said, "Where the hell did you two just go?"

Chen Hui smiled evilly: "Yes, two people who are lonely and widowed, walking together on the street."

Aunt Liu knew that we were joking, so she covered her mouth and smiled and walked up to Chen Hui, hit it, and scolded with a smile: "You stupid boy, what are you talking nonsense."

Zhang Liping said: "I just went to Aunt Liu's house to show her feng shui."

I said, "Aunt Liu's family still needs to watch this."

Aunt Liu smiled: "I'm old, I hope I'm safer."

I nodded, and Jiang Xue smiled: "Aunt Liu, you are also superstitious now."

Aunt Liu laughed: "What is superstition, I just want to find a sustenance and a wish."

I pulled Xiao Bu over and said, "Xiao No, this is Aunt Liu of the neighborhood committee, they are all their own people, she will come to buy things in the future and give it to her at the purchase price."

Xiao Bu called out blankly: "Aunt Liu."

I continued: "Aunt Liu, this is our cashier, Xiao No, you will have to take care of it in the future."

Aunt Liu smiled and held Xiao Bu's hand: "What a handsome girl, how old are you."

Xiao Bu said: "Twenty-one."

Aunt Liu nodded: "There is no object."

Xiao Bu lowered his head and said shyly: "Not yet."

Zhang Liping coughed a few times: "Xiaolin, why don't you introduce me."

Chen Hui hurriedly shouted: "I'll introduce!"

Zhang Liping hurriedly waved his hand: "You kid has a bad stomach, I don't need you to introduce me."

Chen Hui ignored him and continued: "Little no, this thing is called Zhang Liping, a big liar, it's not a thing, he will take a mop and blast him out when he enters the door in the future!"

After hearing this, Zhang Liping raised a talisman and shouted: "The old lady is fighting with you!"

I stopped the two of them and said, "Aunt Liu, don't you rent a room, are you worried about it?"

Aunt Liu patted her chest and said: "No problem, it's on me, the house where Zhang Liping used to live is now empty, and the rent hasn't been refunded yet, so it's better to let Xiao not live there."

I nodded: "By the way, forget about this stubble, then that room."

Zhang Liping leaned over and said, "Xiao No, don't worry, the feng shui of that house is very good, prosperous and prosperous, and people and animals are prosperous."

Xiao Bu nodded as if he didn't understand.

Chen Hui couldn't straighten up with a smile: "The animal that thrives on humans and animals is talking about you!"

Zhang Liping rushed over with a bang, Chen Hui turned around and ran out, and the two of them went out to make trouble again.

Aunt Liu said: "It's not too early, I'll go back first."

I sent Aunt Liu out, turned around and came back, there were only three of us left in the house, Jiang Xue went to teach Xiao not to use the scanner again, I stepped forward and said, "Xiao No, we are so lively here, don't worry too much."

Xiao Bu smiled and nodded: "I like it here."

I smiled and said, "If you like it."

Then Xiao Bu had another mesmerizing smile.

……

I used to think that the story of the princes of the Beacon Opera was a bit idiotic, but since I saw the little impure and perfect smile, I feel that it is worth paying a little in order to see this kind of smile.