Chapter 5: Pack a Prophet

"Brother busy, you can tell me something directly, you look at me like this look makes me feel bottomless!" Song Yufei frowned.

At that moment, Liu Xian himself hesitated, could it be that his eyes were really obscene to this extent? It seems that it will converge and converge in the future.

"Don't say it's useless!" Liu Busy took out the compass from his pocket again, broke the compass's leg, held the middle with his hand, and walked in front of Song Yufei.

"Brother, if you want to get me, I won't resist, but ...... Brother, your taste is too heavy! The compass isn't thick, but it's pointy! Song Yufei subconsciously covered his back and said nervously.

"You can't be so dirty?" Liu said hatefully. "Look at my hands, see clearly!" Liu hurriedly stretched out his left hand in front of Song Yufei. Song Yufei thought that Liu was busy slapping him again, so he subconsciously hid back.

Liu Xian saw that Song Yufei's attention was focused on his left hand, gritted his teeth, raised the compass with his right hand, and poked it fiercely in his left hand, and the blood suddenly flowed down. At the same time that Liu was busy trembling, Song Yufei also trembled, and said that Liu was busy with too heavy taste, and he began to play with blood? Fortunately, he only likes to masochist, otherwise he would be unlucky.

"Brother busy, your temper is too big, didn't you cut me up when I offended you just now? Don't you do that? I can't stand this! Song Yufei was really a little scared, apologizing and looking for something to bandage Liu Busy.

"It's okay, no need to wrap up, I just want to tell you one thing, I'm afraid that you won't go to your heart and give you a deeper impression."

"Brother, tell me something, I'm impressed now." Song Yufei said nervously.

"Song Yufei, remember, from now on, within three years, you are not allowed to touch the knife!" Liu was busy and said categorically. When he was a sophomore in high school, Song Yufei was a murderer with a knife, and if he was not allowed to touch the knife, he could naturally avoid that incident. "Can you remember, can't you remember that I carved your face?"

"Huh?" Song Yufei was a little stunned, and he couldn't react for a while.

"Within three years, no knife is allowed! Especially daggers, triangular knives and the like! Liu Xian said it again, afraid that he would not be impressed, so he raised his hand and patted Song Yufei's face, and wiped the blood on his hand on his face. Remember me, or my blood will be shed in vain! What did I just say? Repeat to me! ”

"Within three years, it is not allowed to ...... Touch the knife, no, it's a knife! Song Yufei said tremblingly.

"Louder!"

"Within three years, no knife is allowed!" Song Yufei almost collapsed, but it seems that this time the impression is deep enough, and he will take the time to remind him in the future, it should not be a big problem. Liu hurriedly softened his tone and patted him on the shoulder, "Yufei, you don't have to ask why, but please believe me, I'm doing this for your good, if it's not an important thing, I won't harm myself, so you must remember, and you must do it, you know?" ”

Song Yufei obviously hadn't recovered from the stimulation yet, and was speechless now, just nodded blankly. "You...... Your hands, are you alright? ”

Liu Xian's heart warmed, so irritating him, and he was beaten fat, he didn't forget to care about the injury on his hand, in fact, the compass was pierced, although it was very deep and bleed, but it was not serious. "It's okay, it's almost class, let's go back."

Returning to the classroom again, Liu Xian deliberately restrained his obscene expression, but when he saw Xu Tongtong's big breasts and Qian Rongrong's long legs, the obscene expression would naturally be revealed, so Liu Xian understood that in fact, it was not the expression that was obscene, but the heart. This is from the heart, from the inside out, obscene, without the slightest falsehood, and it cannot be concealed at all. It's obscene, it's obscene, it's not Wei Guangzheng, and it's acceptable.

In the last half day of classes before the high school entrance examination, such as art, physical education, history, and geography, the "sub-subjects" that are not tested in the high school entrance examination have long been stopped, and the teachers of the main subjects have not talked about anything substantial, except for handing out papers and talking about some test-taking skills. In 97, there was no concept of "reducing the burden" at all, on the contrary, it was in the process of gradually "adding burden" that those teachers, not so much that they were studying education, but rather that they were studying the exam, studying the exam questions, studying the ideas of the questioners, and the results of our exams largely depended on the similarity of the ideas of the teachers and the questioners. Liu Xian looked at these test papers, and suddenly found that he was a double-degree undergraduate student from a key university, and he couldn't understand those formulas and symbols, Nima, this is the junior high school level! △ abc knows that it is a triangle abc, ∠acb means angle, sin, cos also know how to read, but what it means is no longer remembered, I go, you are reading the book gods, how many of you still know what is the plane Cartesian coordinate system 10 years after leaving school? How many can also solve binary quadratic equations? Factorization, inequality solutions, forgetting, forgetting. Liu Xian looked at the test paper and scolded the street in his heart, what did Lao Tzu learn when he was a child? After so many years of work, it is useless! I don't know who arranged my crossing, it's too ruthless, why don't you just let me cross over to the examination room, playing dead people doesn't pay for your life!

Now there is only a week before the high school entrance examination, and today is the last half of the day's class, to do the pre-exam mobilization or something, and then the entire junior high school will start the holiday, of course, if you want to go back to school to study, you can also, the teachers are on duty, answering questions for the students. This is also the school's realization that the three years of junior high school have been too miserable, especially the third year of junior high school, and the last little conscience they have left knows to let students adjust their state before the exam. Before the end of school, the head teacher Mr. Wu talked about some precautions for the exam, and he was also serious: don't be nervous, face it with a normal heart, you are all students in key schools, key junior high schools, maybe you can only rank in the middle and lower reaches of the class, but compared with students in ordinary middle schools, there is still a great advantage, our class takes out a random classmate, and puts it in the top three levels of ordinary schools, so there is no need to be nervous. You must get a full score for the questions you can do, and you must get a few points for the questions you can't do...... Forget it, let's take one last look at the book yourself, and I'll take one last look at you. As soon as this sentence was said, the atmosphere in the classroom immediately changed, and even some girls made sobbing sounds, and for a while the classroom was full of affectionate looks, and Liu Xian also felt a few affectionate glances.

The sentimentality of parting, Liu Busy has already felt it once, today is a reunion for him, the mentality of 32-year-old people is definitely different from that of 17 years old, in the face of the upcoming parting, Liu Busy is very open. The class was silent, and when the class was left in five minutes, Liu hurriedly packed his schoolbag in advance, and suddenly stood up and walked onto the podium.

The surprised eyes of the classmates and the suspicious inquiries of the teacher, Liu Busy ignored them and ignored them. Just holding the chalk, he quickly wrote on the blackboard: "Li Siying, 710, Experimental Middle School, Xu Tongtong, 706, 120 Middle School, Zhao Xiaolin 700+, 120 Middle School, Wang Wei, 694, Jiang Ming, 695, 11 Middle School...... After all, the high school entrance examination is also a major event in life, at least at that time, so the memory left behind is still more reliable, some of the scores can not remember clearly on the writing 700+, 690+, etc., this year's high school examination questions are relatively simple, the scores are generally very high, the score line of each school is about ten points higher than in previous years, 710 points in previous years is already the champion, you must know that the full score of the high school entrance examination is only 730 points! Therefore, every time Liu Xian wrote down a name and number, he ushered in a burst of exclamations from the students below, and heated discussions, Mr. Wu was also shocked, and he didn't dare to interrupt easily, but after seeing that Liu Xian finished writing, he asked: "Liu Xian, what do you mean by this?" ”

Liu hurriedly turned around and smiled slightly, made a cute expression, and said, "I hit my head, my brain is not good, hehe." With that, he picked up his schoolbag and walked out of the classroom, leaving the class stunned. I'm graduating soon, who's afraid of whom? Brother has violated discipline, what can you do with me? Liu Xian was honest all his life in his previous life, but now he has become an angry young man in his thirties. Liu Xian had already walked out of the classroom, came back, pointed at Song Yufei and said, "Remember what I said, this is also written for you." After that, he left again. At this time, Liu was very busy and cool, just like a little brother wearing sunglasses and a windbreaker, flicking the windbreaker, leaving a very cool back, as if he was wearing sunglasses all over his body, and he could even feel the adoring eyes of the girls in the class behind him.

After only a few seconds, the head teacher, Mr. Wu, chased after him, grabbed Liu Busy, and asked puzzledly, "Liu Busy, what did you write?" Is it a high school entrance examination score? "In '97, it was the heat of the air, and people's perception of the supernatural reached an almost blind level, and it was normal for Wu Li to ask this.

"What high school entrance examination scores, teacher, are you confused? I have to wait a week for the high school entrance examination! Liu hurriedly pretended to be stupid. This is something that naturally cannot be admitted, and the source cannot be explained, it is better not to admit that it is yours. Especially now that the anti-corruption wind is fierce.

"And what did you write on the blackboard?" Teacher Wu asked.

"I didn't write on the blackboard?" It was not popular to be nonsensical that year, and Mr. Wu, who was nearly half a hundred years old, couldn't adapt to it at all, and after listening to it, he looked back to see if there were any words on the blackboard, and even suspected that he was dizzy and misread.

"You just walked to the podium by yourself, and then wrote the name of your classmate on the blackboard, and then followed by the score, no, followed by the number, what Li Siying: 710 or something, why did you forget it after a while?" Teacher Wu is a little messy.

"No, I'm scribbling on the blackboard, why don't you stop me? Is there a word on the blackboard? "Liu Busy is deliberate, in the third year of junior high school, it was she, and they first used nonsensical education to make our brains into a pile of paste, and Liu Busy is now confusing her, which can be regarded as a kind of revenge.

At this time, the bell rang at the right time, which meant that the teacher's binding force on students was at least halved, especially on the eve of the high school entrance examination, Liu Busy took the opportunity to leave Wu Li alone in a daze, and he hurriedly ran to the door of Yang Duoer's class.

Liu Busy Diary:

1. Can anyone tell me that I sacrificed my entire flowering season to learn the periodic table of chemical elements, mathematical trigonometry, what is the central idea of the language, and what is the use of the theorem of physical kinetic energy with Nima!

2. The only useful thing is English, and when the U.S. military calls, you can say: "thisway, please!" ”

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