When the two of them used up all their demonic power, they crawled out of the dirt below a hundred meters, and fell to the ground with their whole bodies exhausted. A fat black and fat middle-aged uncle suddenly looked down at them: "Children, are you lost?" ”

This guy has a sausage mouth, and he laughs with a bone-chilling lewd look...... Jin Duan said angrily: "Get out." ”

"Jin Xuan!" Lu Su shook her head and motioned with her eyes not to make a fuss...... Now they are weak all over their bodies, and they are children's bodies, and if they are too tough, they will not be good for themselves.

In other words, there is no capital at all in this embarrassing situation.

Uncle Sausage-mouthed looked at the hole in the ground, looked at the soil on the two of them, and looked surprised, I don't know what he is making up in his brain at the moment, will he treat them as ginseng babies...... It's still two wild ones.

"Uncle will give you candy!" He actually took out a circle lollipop from his clothes and handed it over.

"......" is too humiliating, but if you have something to eat, your strength will be restored, Lu Su trembled and reached out to catch the candy, and Jin broke his hand and beat it off: "Don't eat his things." ”

"Oh!" Lu Su came to his senses at this time, and if there was sweat medicine, he would be unlucky.

The sausage-mouthed monster uncle pulled Jinduan's face: "Little Lori is so disobedient, uncle will take you back." ”

"Fuck off, stinky bastard!"

"Don't learn to curse at such a young age."

"Who's smaller." The way Jin Duan is now, no matter how angry he is, he can't be scared.

As a result, they were powerless to resist and were hugged by one left and one right, Jin Duan was so angry that his eyes were puffed out, but Lu Su was a little crying and laughing...... What the hell is going on, just crawling out of the brink of death, and actually encountered this embarrassing thing.

At this time, there was no one in the park at all, and the strange uncle walked to the other side with the two of them, and there was a dining cloth on the ground, as well as a picnic box and a notebook, and the picture of the notebook was frozen with a gaLgame...... Eighty percent of this person ran to the park for a picnic.,With the beauty in the game (how much house is this),And then I heard the noise here.,I saw a little Shota and a little Lori coming out of the soil like sealed monsters.。

Lu Su, who was being held, looked left and right, and there was no one around at all...... It's miserable, and I can't call for help.

"Knives! Knife! Jin Duan whispered, gesturing to the bushes over there.

Lu Su looked in that direction, and there were indeed two flashes of metal on the ground, which were the double knives that were thrown down by Jin Duan just now. He made a gesture and said in a very low voice, "It's too dangerous!" ”

He thought that Jin Duan wanted to pick up the knife and stab this guy, but Jin Duan looked anxious: "No! Lu Su immediately understood, it turned out that she was afraid that her two precious Damascus forging knives would be lost.

After brewing his feelings, Lu Su gritted his teeth and made up his mind to start ashamed of Paly, he suddenly struggled and shouted, "Wow, uncle." ”

"What's the matter, little pot friend?"

"I saw food on the ground."

"Something to eat?"

"Over there, over there...... I'm hungry. ”

Uncle Sausage-Mouthed Monster turned around, and at once he saw the glittering twin knives on the ground, so conspicuous that it was almost calling someone to pick it up.

"Little pot friend, that doesn't seem to be food...... Wow, what a day of great luck! ”

He put down the two of them, even if they were placed on the ground, they could only support the ground with their hands, and their bodies couldn't move at all.

Uncle Strange picked up the double knife.,Look left and right.,It looks like I like it a lot.,This thing was built by a professional weaponsmith.,Ordinary fanfiction stores definitely can't buy it.。

He tried the sharpness with his fingers, and suddenly his fingers retracted like an electric shock: "What a powerful knife, really powerful!" ”

He found an old newspaper, wrapped the knife, put it in the picnic box, and picked up the two of them again and left the woods with a thumbs up.

Lu Su rolled his eyes, this kind of cute thing is really embarrassing.

Uncle Strange left the park with them in his arms, took a car, and when he got into the car, the driver stared at him in surprise and held the ** child covered in mud on both hands.

"My nephew and niece, their clothes are dirty." Uncle Blame explained.

"Oh!" The driver turned the car suspiciously and started the car.

Along the way, Lu Su and Jin Duan were held on their lap by Uncle Strange, obviously the space was so large, Jin Duan tried to move his palm from time to time, but the recovery of strength was very slow.

The demon's body is difficult to eat fat, and it has a super digestive ability, which also has a huge problem, that is, it can't accumulate calories in the body.

The current state of the two of them is equivalent to two stoves that have burned out of fuel, and without fuel replenishment, it will be difficult to recover for a while...... Lu Su looked at the receding scenery outside the window, and thought to himself, don't let something happen.

He looked up at the strange uncle's stubble-covered face, and it looked like he was in a good mood today for picking them up and the two knives...... But if you dare to do anything, I won't be able to get around you! He thought to himself.

When the car drove past the community where they lived, Jin Duan leaned on the glass and looked out, although he could see the floor where they lived, but he couldn't see the old man and Insect Ting...... What are they doing now? This is also something that Lu Su wants to know.

The car here is relatively congested, when the car stopped temporarily, and the driver honked the horn irritably, Lu Su still had a glimmer of hope, if only Worm Ting or the old man suddenly passed by the car window and called them to save their lives.

But this hopeless hope was dashed as the car slowly started...... The taxi drove all the way through several streets and turned into a neighborhood, and the strange uncle paid and got out of the car with the two of them.

I probably don't think this kind of thing can be explained: I went out for a picnic and came back with two children. So he slipped along very carefully, and was not bumped into by his neighbors along the way.

Then he carried the two of them upstairs, opened the door with the key, and shouted inside: "Mom! ”

When no one responded, he smiled as if he was glad, opened the door, and put the two of them on the couch...... Just about to put it, he frowned again, probably because they were too dirty.

"Uncle will bathe you."

Jin Duan frowned in disgust, and Lu Su secretly smiled bitterly.

Unable to resist, the two were carried to the bathroom, and the strange uncle tested the water temperature, filled the bathtub with water, and stripped the two of them into it. The water immediately turned to mud, and it looked like they were really dirty.

He lifted the two of them out of the water, let go of the water, and brushed the tub, although this person felt intimate and annoying, but this kind of care was still commendable.

Filled with water again, the two were put in, and Jin Duan kept holding his body shyly during this time. Entering the warm water, she slowly let go of her hand, in fact, the current state of the two of them, there is nothing to be ashamed of at all.

The warm water somewhat relieved the fatigue, and Jin Duan scooped up the water with his small hand and splashed it on Lu Su's face. For a while, he was childlike, and he also splashed water, and the two laughed.

Uncle Strange turned around and saw two children splashing water and playing, and laughed excitedly...... The way he laughs is still obscene and wary!

"Don't make a fuss, uncle will bathe you!"

He first smeared Lu Su with soap, smeared him with bubbles with his big rough hands, and then rinsed it. Then came the ...... "I'll do it myself!" Jin Duan protested with his body in protest.

"Good!" Uncle Blame handed her the soap.

Lu Su looked at this guy, although he looked obscene, he didn't seem to be a bad person...... But he secretly reminded himself in his heart that he couldn't be careless.

It seems that the strength has recovered a little now, but if you want to knock this guy over with one punch, you still can't do it.

"Who are you, and why did you come out of the ground?" Uncle Strange touched Lu Su's head and asked.

“……”

"Are you elves? Or did you cross over? Or an otherworldly goblin? ”

“……”

The imagination is too rich, otaku! Lu Su thought secretly, but he still didn't know how to answer.

At this time, Jin Duan was suddenly sitting in the bathtub, closed his eyes solemnly and said, "Mortal, listen well! ”

"Ahh

The strange uncle actually knelt on the tiled floor of the bathroom...... Hey, you're easy to be fooled, aren't you...... Jin Duan winked at Lu Su, smiled evilly, and then continued to say seriously:

"We come from the Nine Underworlds to save this fallen world......"

"Ahh Nine Directions of the Underworld! Uncle Strange muttered this incomprehensible term, and probably didn't understand it when he said it, it was completely nonsense.

“…… But now our power has not yet fully awakened, and we need the worship of humans! ”

"Offerings? Great God, what to worship? ”

"We need human food to offer, do you have one here?"

"Yes, yes!"

Jin Duan nodded solemnly: "Very good, remember to add a cold drink." ”

"Good!"

The lines are all goofs, right? However, Lu Su thought about it, if he saw two ** children coming out of the soil, and said such things seriously, it was estimated that he would also be regarded as non-my race.

He cleared his throat and continued, "Once our power is awakened, we can give you extraordinary power to help us save this fallen world. ”

"Ahh Uncle Strange, who was trembling on his knees, screamed excitedly.

"Go, messenger of men, and prepare offerings for us."

"You're worse than I thought...... Watch me tickle you. ”

"Seriously, I'm a god...... Ahaha! Jin Duan was scratched and couldn't help but laugh again.

He trotted out with a cigarette, and there was a sound of opening the refrigerator door outside, Jin Duan hugged his stomach and laughed, Lu Su hurriedly covered his mouth and said in a low voice: "Don't tie up the stupid." ”

"I also believe that it's really stupid. Ahaha! ”

Ten minutes later, the door of the bathroom opened, and the strange uncle made a big salute: "Great God, the food is ......, and the non-offering is ready." ”

Jin Duan changed his serious expression and nodded: "Very good, very good, take us there!" ”

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