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After returning to the classroom, Zhu Hou moved his bench directly to the back, and a desk happened to be vacant in the back after Xiao Budian left.

Originally, I thought that my territory was a lot bigger, but since the addition of Pig Thick, my chassis has been drastically reduced, and if it weren't for the fact that this fat man was afraid that I would beat him again, he would probably be able to squeeze me directly out of the classroom.

But fortunately, this guy has a little conscience, and he took out all his belongings to share with me, what drinks, biscuits, potato chips, and looking at the big bottle of Mengniu, I finally knew why he was so fat. Damn, I didn't bring books to school, I brought a bag full of food.

As I say, eating people's mouths is short and people's hands are short, and now that's it, the fat man is so filial and has a conscience, and I'm still embarrassed if I really drive him away, so I'll just take it.

I was struggling with the fat man's snacks for the whole class, until the second class ended, and the fat man looked at me with an aggrieved face, I had just finished his last packet of potato chips.

"What's wrong, is your hand hurting again?" I said as I looked at his hand tied under his neck.

"Brother Ringo, that's my food for the week!" As he spoke, he looked pitifully at the bag in my hand.

"Uh, uh, what, I see that your current physique is a bit too big, and it's not good for your health to go on like this, so I'll help you solve it a little, no way, who made me the boss, it's my responsibility to solve problems for my younger brother, by the way, don't thank me, my name is Lei Feng!"

The fat man's face was full of black lines, and his eyes stared at the bag in my hand, "Come on, Brother Pig, this is for you, I'll go to the toilet first!" I quickly stuffed the bag into the pig's thick hand and fled the scene.

The toilet has always been the favorite place for students to gather, and I don't understand why they talk in such a dark place in such a nice place, but since I learned to smoke, I have learned that the toilet is the only place in the school that is not managed by the school.

Nowadays, everyone is not short of money to spend, of course, there will be cases, just like me, I can't eat enough, so I naturally won't use money to buy cigarettes, but my ** silk can only be regarded as an example of an example.

A person squatted in the corner and smoked a cigarette, but I always felt that today's atmosphere was weird, Zhang Ying was invited to dinner today, but I didn't go, I really don't know what kind of mentality to contact this girl now, maybe as someone said, the mirror is cracked, and it will eventually break.

I'd love to say a damn thing, it's my shit.

"Peng Dalong is here!" There was a sudden panic in the toilet, don't look at the usual bull pen coaxing, but in front of Lao Peng, they are nothing, and they are not as scared as their grandsons.

"All out! Give it all to me! Before Lao Peng got to the toilet, he yelled loudly, "Damn, your family has so much money for you to come to school, and you will all lie in the toilet for me to smoke, it's best not to let me catch who you are smoking, otherwise you will get rid of Lao Tzu when the time comes!" ”

Everyone was glad that they had extinguished the cigarette early, and they scattered excitedly one by one.

When I got back to the classroom, the fat man was lying on the desk writing something, and I sneaked over to scare him, but after seeing what he wrote, I almost couldn't help but beat him.

"On a certain day in a certain month, my bag of potato chips was eaten half by Brother Lin, and a bottle of Mengniu was drunk by Brother Lin, and a bag of "Damn, this is bookkeeping, and you still plan to get it back in the future."

"Brother Pig, what are you doing?"

"Ahh Brother Lin, why are you back? The fat man quickly turned around and hid the notebook behind him with his right-handed, which was still quite sound.

"Come, show me, what is written, our brother pig can't be making poetry, right?"

The fat man's face suddenly came together, "No, Brother Lin sit, come!" As he spoke, he wiped the bench with the stupid one on his left hand, but the right hand behind him was not willing to take it out at all.

I walked over and sat down, but just as my ass was about to touch the bench, I quickly snatched the notebook from the fat man's hand.

I saw a big pig's head printed on the book, and the pink cover made my heart twitch.

Don't pay attention to the fat man who has not been wronged.,The book is still new.,The first page is what I just saw.,But it's a lot more complete than what I saw.,A page of paper is written densely.,Suddenly I feel that the paper behind the book has been used.,The original white paper.,But the back of a few have an obvious black and yellow look.。

"Li Chen, Wang Xue, Zhang Qingqing" are all girls' names, but there are some triangles and circles drawn behind these names.

"Brother Pig, I'll discuss something with you, what do you mean?" I looked at the fat man in confusion, what does this guy think about every day, and I now have an urge to cut his head open and take a look.

"Hey, hey!" The fat man smiled embarrassedly, "This is my secret!" ”

"Smack, secret fart" slapped directly on the back of the fat man's head, "Hurry up!" ”

The fat man rubbed his head, his face was aggrieved, and he looked cute, "These are all beauties from our class and the class next door," the fat man said and threw a flying eye, I felt that my heart was a little unbearable.

But seeing a few pages densely recorded on the book, I really didn't find that there were so many beauties in our class, but the fat man immediately gave me the answer, only to see him take the book directly and draw a triangle behind a name called Lin Xueer.

"What do you mean?"

"Hehe, the circle represents beauty, and the triangle is the best." The fat man explained. I looked at the name Lin Xue'er and felt a little familiar, as if I had heard it somewhere, but I don't remember it too clearly now.

"Is Lin Xue'er from our class?"

The fat man smiled and nodded, and then looked at the front of the classroom, where the top students of our class gathered, only to see a chubby girl appear in my sight, I immediately broke out in a cold sweat, damn, this is still the best, I think you are the best one.

After seeing the aesthetics of fat people, I felt that my worldview suddenly collapsed, and from then on, whenever the fat man said that there were beautiful women, I would always choose to look away at the first time. Especially every time I go out to eat, I'm really afraid that I will save this meal after I finish reading it.

School life is to wait for the end of class and wait for the end of school, and I finally survived until the end of school, but I soon found a serious problem, Lao Tzu couldn't stand up