My income is extremely unstable, I just hang on to the fortune teller, I live by catching ghosts, and it is difficult to meet ghosts who commit evil, unlike other fortune tellers, some of them live on the streets, some eat some entrepreneurs, nouveau riche, in short, they live more comfortably than me, and they don't have to work as hard as me.

Zhang Dazhuang was a customer I received a few days ago, and he hurriedly found me that afternoon and asked me to save my life.

He said that he slept in bed every night, and when he woke up, he found that he was stripped of his clothes and lying naked in the corridor, but he didn't feel anything, according to his words, if he was thrown into the corridor, he didn't care, but his neighbors didn't want to, and he wanted to come, who wanted to open the door in the morning, and there was a rough ** big man lying outside.

Looking at his face, his eyes were blank, Yin Tang was black, his eyes were bloodshot, according to him, the house was also surprisingly damp, and there were even water droplets hanging on the walls, based on which I basically concluded that he was haunted by ghosts.

I thought that if I burned some paper and bribed this hooligan ghost, he would leave automatically, but I made a mistake and had to run away myself.

……

Night has fallen, for some office workers, the night is the happiest time of the day, tired after a day, after a good night, you can relax with friends and colleagues after work, but for me, this time, is the best time to start work.

Chen Hui drove the car, and I sat in the passenger seat, heading towards Zhang Dazhuang's home.

At night, when there is no sunlight, the yin qi has improved to a certain extent, and there is no threat of sunlight, ghosts will become active, and there are many lonely ghosts hidden in the empty streets.

From afar, I saw Zhang Dazhuang squatting at the door of the community, smoking a stuffy cigarette, the figure is called a desolate, the worst thing in the world is not homeless, but having a home but not daring to go back.

Because of the parking space, we stopped at a distance of more than 50 meters from Zhang Dazhuang, and wanted to move over in a low-key manner, but I didn't expect the sea of people to be vast, Zhang Dazhuang saw me at a glance, stood up and ran over happily.

Pulling his throat, he shouted, "Master Lin, I'm here, I'm here!"

More than one meter eight tall, big shoulders and round waist, doing a charming posture, open his hands and jumping to this side, the scene and after the separation to hug each other, the surrounding shopping people turned to my side, I wanted to go back to say hello, saw his appearance suddenly wanted to get in the car and go back, this money does not earn I can't afford to lose this person.

Zhang Dazhuang ran in front of me, opened his hands to hug, at the critical moment it was Chen Hui, seeing that he was blocking me with an arrow step, he stretched out his hand and said: "Wait a minute, you are hugging after negotiating the price, big hug fifty, small hug twenty, overnight two hundred."

I pulled him back and scolded, "What a night! You're holding back your business. ”

Zhang Dazhuang smiled when he saw me, and said with a grin, "Master Lin, you're here."

I smiled and said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, but you're still so enthusiastic."

Zhang Dazhuang smiled embarrassedly, and I realized that there were a few more bruises on his face.

I asked, "Da Zhuang, did you get into a fight?"

Zhang Dazhuang: "Master, don't mention it, I fought with a foreigner today."

I said, "Why?"

When I asked, Zhang Dazhuang became excited, and he opened his mouth indignantly and scolded: "Dead foreigner, how do I know why, I saw that the two of them were comparing and drawing a map there, I thought something was wrong, so I thought I would go up and ask, do you have the demeanor of a great country?"

I laughed and said, "That's good."

Zhang Dazhuang: "Who knew that as soon as I opened my mouth, the foreigner gave me a look."

"This shouldn't be, even if the English is not standard, there is no need to hit someone, what are you talking to someone."

Zhang Dazhuang said: "Just say hello, how are you or something, I shouted at him, **, you!" He came up and beat me. ”

Chen Hui and I were pushed up at the same time, coughed a few times, and I said excitedly: "Your family ** is your good meaning."

Chen Hui patted Zhang Dazhuang on the shoulder and said, "Dude, if I were that foreigner, I would have to beat you too."

Zhang Dazhuang frowned, pouted and said aggrievedly: "Why, didn't I just say hello."

I stifled a smile and said, "Your English class is taught by the PE teacher."

Chen Hui stopped me and said, "Looking at his 200-pound figure, it is estimated that the physical education class was taught by the English teacher."

Zhang Dazhuang scratched his head and said, "Isn't it?"

Chen Hui said: "That's a swear word, the meaning of scolding, howareyou is what you mean, I am an illiterate person who knows."

Zhang Dazhuang slapped his head: "Ouch, I remembered it wrong, I thought howareyou was a scolding word, no wonder every time I use this sentence to scold someone, people are not angry."

I smiled and said, "I'm really sorry for your English teacher, how can you be such a student."

Zhang Dazhuang stretched out his hands and said, "Can you blame me, he didn't teach us fauk when he was in middle school."

Chen Hui: "You are stupid, can this sentence be taught, you said, when I was in English class, the school leaders just checked, and then the whole class shouted in unison**!" Like words. ”

……

We turned the corner and came to Zhang Dazhuang's community, a small community of small scale, passing by the door, a group of uncles and aunts were chatting there, and when we saw Zhang Dazhuang, we suddenly pointed at him and whispered something, as if he was a pervert who didn't wear clothes, an exhibitionist or something.

Walked dozens of meters to the community, the whole community seems to be a power outage, extremely dark, in addition to the lights of the upstairs residents, and the lights of the vehicles downstairs, there are no other bright spots, there are few people around, the street lights inside are all extinguished, the moonlight acts as the role of the street lights, in this way, the surrounding greenery is particularly gloomy, the car lights shine on the green belt, and reflect on the surrounding walls, at a glance, like a shadow of teeth and claws, from time to time you can also feel the wind behind you, and a gaze peeking at us from a corner.

A few wild cats in the distance seemed to be fighting for territory, and the screams made this scene even more weird, Zhang Dazhuang had been hiding behind me tightly, but it made my back cold, and I subconsciously put my hands behind my back.

As soon as he walked to the bottom of a building, Zhang Dazhuang suddenly stopped, took out a key tremblingly, and said: "Master, our family lives in 505, you go up, I don't dare to go up." ”

Chen Hui asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Zhang Dazhuang said: "I didn't know that this building was haunted before, and I didn't think about it, but now that I know that it is haunted, I am scared." ”

I said in a tone that frightened the child, "This evil ghost likes to eat the faint of heart. ”

Zhang Dazhuang shook his head and said, "I'm sorry to trouble you, master, I really don't dare to go, I'll just come back tomorrow morning." ”

I continued to scare him, saying, "It's safest for you to follow us now, maybe he's watching us from somewhere else now, and when we leave, you're alone." ”

Zhang Dazhuang immediately leaned over to me, looked around vigilantly, and said, "Then I'll follow you." ”

Chen Hui said: "Go upstairs, I'm here, make sure you're okay." ”

Zhang Dazhuang swallowed a mouthful of saliva and turned into the corridor.

After coming in, Zhang Dazhuang walked straight to the elevator entrance, and I grabbed him and said, "Take the stairs, I'm afraid that you will be pulled to the -18th floor by taking the elevator." As soon as these words came out, Zhang Dazhuang immediately retreated.

We hiked to the fifth floor, turned around, there was a conspicuous "safety exit" sign at the staircase, shining with a reassuring green light, only a dim light was left in the corridor, in the dark corridor, every door was closed, just quietly closed, making people feel suffocated, and it seemed to open at any time, running out of something, there was no sound around, not even the sound of the TV, death-like silence.

Walking to the door, Zhang Dazhuang opened the door, Chen Hui and I just entered, before the light was turned on, I felt a foul smell against the air, rushed into my nose, squeezed into my brain, for a while I felt that my eyes were slowly blackening, Chen Hui stretched out his hand to stop me, and said seriously: "Wait a minute, it stinks, is there a dead body inside?" ”

Zhang Dazhuang turned on the light with a "snap", the two of us observed the situation in the house, except for a coffee table of instant noodles and all kinds of garbage, as well as dirty clothes thrown all over the sofa, no body was found, I looked down, there were several pairs of large black leather shoes on the ground at the door, and immediately guessed why the room was so smelly, Zhang Dazhuang hurriedly bent down to lift the shoes, threw them into the shoe cabinet, and smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, single man's apartment, you forgive me."

Chen Hui said angrily: "What are you doing throwing these dirty shoes at the door to ward off evil spirits?" ”

Zhang Dazhuang said: "Can this thing ward off evil spirits, then I'll go to the bathroom immediately and stuff those dirty socks on my body." ”

I hurriedly stopped him: "Stop! After the smoke of the two of us passed. ”

Zhang Dazhuang immediately ran around the house, turned on all the lights that could be turned on at home, the whole room was instantly bright, there were no dead corners in all directions, there was no dark place, after doing all this, Zhang Dazhuang breathed a long sigh of relief, and said: "It's better to have a bright house at home, I think it's very safe." ”

Chen Hui pointed to a pile of clutter on the sofa and said, "You clean up these things and find us a place to sit." ”

Zhang Dazhuang was like a soldier who had received an order, he did not dare to slack off, and immediately began to get busy.

I walked around the room and said, "Da Zhuang, your house is not small." ”

Zhang Dazhuang said: "Three bedrooms, two living rooms, one kitchen and one bathroom, more than 130 square meters." ”

I said, "You live alone in such a big house? ”

Zhang Dazhuang said: "I bought it back and prepared to marry a daughter-in-law here, but the house was bought, but the object is not yet." ”

I walked to the bedroom door, one south and one north, with a bed in each of the two bedrooms, and I said, "Don't you live alone, how can there be two beds here?" ”

Zhang Dazhuang stopped what he was doing, looked at me and said: "I don't know whether to say I'm lucky or unlucky, I'm going to buy a small bed, and after paying, people told me that I can draw a lottery, so I just drew a big bed, this guy, got two beds at once."

Chen Hui: "Isn't that a good thing?"

Zhang Dazhuang said: "It's a pity that I can't sleep in two beds, and he doesn't fold it when he folds it, so he has to put it here as a decoration.

Chen Hui: "Oh, your thinking is unique enough."

……

After a short time, Zhang Dazhuang cleaned up the living room, the sofa was neatly arranged, and the tea was poured.

Like an overseer, Chen Hui wiped his fingers on the coffee table, looked at it carefully, and said, "It's okay now, why don't you clean it up if you can clean it up."

I said, "This ghost will be here at about one or two o'clock, let's watch TV for a while." Saying that, picking up the remote control, we sat on the sofa, Zhang Dazhuang sat nervously between the two of us, greedily holding our hands, and said, "Aren't we going to put a yin and yang gossip array or something."

I said lightly, "No."

I took the remote control absentmindedly to select the program, the time passed minute by minute, Zhang Dazhuang always dragged my arm, his eyes looked left and right vigilantly, Chen Hui watched TV for a few minutes, tilted his neck, opened his mouth and fell asleep.

The time dragged on too long, and I couldn't help it, a sense of sleepiness swept over, I stretched my nostrils, opened my mouth, yawned long, rubbed my dry eyes, looked up at the clock on the wall, the red digital display reflected the words 02:17, the room was still brightly lit, if there was no noise from the TV, the surroundings must be quiet and terrible, I began to worry that the ghost would not dare to come out because of the existence of Chen Hui and me, in this case, I was busy all night.

Zhang Dazhuang's breathing next to him was a little rapid, and his body was trembling, and when I looked back at him, he was holding his lower abdomen with his hands, and the expression on his face was distorted, and he was sweating.

I asked, "Da Zhuang, what's wrong with you?"

Zhang Dazhuang said: "I want a toilet."

I said, "Then you can go."

Zhang Dazhuang said aggrievedly: "I don't dare to go alone, you can go with me."

I scolded, "What a big man, you still have to accompany you."

Zhang Dazhuang said: "I'm worried that thing will crawl out of the toilet, isn't it all played like this in movies."

I sighed, "Hell, it's not good to come out of somewhere, you have to get out of the toilet."

I waved my hand at him and said, "Go, go, put my heart in my stomach, I'm here."

It seems that the psychological pressure is not as strong as the physical reaction, Zhang Dazhuang couldn't care about it anymore, covered his stomach, jumped over with one foot on the coffee table, and rushed to the bathroom like the wind.

Looking at his hurried back, I shook my head and smiled, and suddenly remembered that it was the same when I was a child, I accompanied his children to the toilet in the middle of the night, and once I went to the toilet at night, it was too dark for me to see other people, I remember a total of four people walked in, and when I came out, there were only three, and the other two people except me said that there were only three people when they went in......

I heard a rush of flushing sound from the bathroom, followed by Zhang Dazhuang with a long exhalation, and then I saw him walk out of the bathroom with a relaxed face, and saw me staring at him, Zhang Dazhuang laughed embarrassedly.

I was just about to speak, all the lights in the room suddenly changed color, the white light became more and more yellow, and then the lampshade "crackled" for a while, and the bulbs burst out one spark after another on the ceiling, this time, the originally brightly lit room was extremely dim in an instant, I looked up, and there were still sporadic fires in the lampshade, little by little, slowly engulfed by the surrounding darkness.

I don't know where a gust of wind blew, the shutters of the windowsill were overturned, and the wind-blown windows whined, like a wail, accompanied by miserable sounds, some magazines and newspapers were blown up by the wind, and in the faint blue light room, the room was full of drifting.

I quickly stood up, and when I looked back, Zhang Dazhuang seemed to be too nervous, the room became dark for a while, and with that gust of wind, I was so frightened that I fainted and lay on the ground like a puddle of mud.

I sighed lightly, stretched out my hand and grabbed a newspaper floating in front of me, crumpled it into a paper ball in my hand, woke up Chen Hui with my foot, and said, "Don't sleep, let's get started."

Chen Hui hit a spirit on the sofa, woke up, looked up at me, and asked, "What's the matter?" There was a power outage. ”

I looked around warily and said, "That's already here."

Chen Hui sat up, and at a glance saw Zhang Dazhuang lying on the ground, as if he was not sure, rubbed his eyes, widened his eyes and looked at it again, and then pointed at him and said, "This, this one is dead?"

I said, "I'm scared, go and carry him here."

At this moment, the wind stopped, and for a moment, the room seemed to be emptied, and it returned to its calm appearance, and the newspapers that had just been flying all over the room would fall freely like scattered feathers.

Chen Hui and I strolled out, dragged Zhang Dazhuang's two arms, pulled his huge body back, and made another four or two thousand pounds to put him safely on the sofa.

After doing all this, I looked back at the seemingly calm room, and so far, I have not seen him appear, but I feel that he is still around the house, and has not left.

Chen Hui patted me on the shoulder and said, "Boss, what's in the water dispenser?"

I looked in the direction of Chen Hui, and there was indeed a black ball in the bucket of the water dispenser, and some flocculent objects were floating, but I couldn't tell anything because of the lack of light.

I was about to lift my leg to take a look, when a green light lit up the thing, and I couldn't help but gasp at the sight of it, the water dispenser was soaking in a clear head, still shaking gently in the bucket.

"That's what I saw about him." I thought to myself.

Just as he was about to make a move, he heard Chen Hui beside him scold: "You dare to pretend to be a ghost in front of me."

Saying that, I jumped over on the coffee table, and immediately ran to the water dispenser, when the bucket of the water dispenser suddenly "banged" and exploded, and the fragments of the bucket splashed everywhere, I subconsciously protected my face, and some of the water was sprayed on the clothes.

I smelled something fishy in the air and felt that something was wrong, and when I looked down, I saw that my white T-shirt was stained with a large patch of blood.

When I saw that the floor, furniture, walls and ceilings were stained with blood, it was estimated that when the bucket exploded just now, the originally clean and pure water was turned into blood, and the room at this time was so shocked.

Chen Hui stood there with his back to me, facing the water dispenser, very close, standing there dumbfounded, stretching out his hand to wipe his face, then spitting, and slowly turned around, only to see that his whole body was sprayed with blood, like a little red man who had just crawled out of the red paint bucket.

Chen Hui looked at me and gagged, "I won't be near a water dispenser in my life."

I laughed and said, "Who told you to run so fast, you took two steps to show off your long legs."

Chen Hui looked at me pitifully and said, "You will say cool things, it's not you who is full of blood."

The so-called wave of unsettled, wave after wave, in this room that was like a murder scene, there were bursts of heart-rending laughter.

I said solemnly, "The ghosts I encountered this time are not simple, so pay attention."

Chen Hui twisted the blood on his clothes and said, "As long as you don't stain my clothes, it's easy to say anything."

The laughter continued, which made people upset, a chair in the restaurant suddenly rose into the air, stopped in the air for a while, flew at us, and when it was about to hit us, Chen Hui reached out and grabbed the leg of the chair, raised it above his head, shook his arms, and threw it back into the restaurant.

The door of the refrigerator was opened again, and a humanoid monster covered in blood fell out of it, the monster first lay on the ground, and then struggled to stand up, standing there with his shoulders slanted, with countless wounds all over his body, one arm dragged on the ground for a long time, and the other hand clasped a shocking wound on his chest, and his left leg was like a wolf leg that had been plucked. The wound at the corner of the mouth was bloody and stretched to the ear, revealing the sharp teeth of the jaw, and the monster looked at us, screaming strangely, limping towards us, leaving a row of bloody footprints in its wake.

Chen Hui and I glanced at each other, no one expected such a disgusting monster.

Seeing that the monster was about to walk up to us, I politely made a "please" gesture and said, "Hui'er, you come."

Chen Hui frowned, didn't say a word, and before he could come over, Chen Hui rushed towards him.

Lifting his long legs gave the monster a kick.

"Poof", the monster's chest was like a clay sculpture, a big hole was pierced, and the flesh and blood behind him were scattered all over the ground, it seemed that Chen Hui's kick was indeed a bit lethal, but the monster just let out a long roar, threw up the extra-long arm, and came over to fight to the death.

This arm was like a thick python, and it slammed into Chen Hui's head, Chen Hui seemed to be twitched, staggered two steps, and the monster's arm still wrapped around Chen Hui's neck.

Seeing that Chen Hui's head was red, it felt like a watermelon about to explode, no matter how Chen Hui slapped it, the monster still didn't move like a mountain, and he was full of murderous intent to strangle Chen Hui, I sighed: "What? You can't do it. ”

Chen Hui waved at me: "I'm just playing with him." ”

After saying this, he stretched out his hand and grabbed it, grabbed the monster's throat, stepped forward, the waist of the monster on the first floor, and lifted it up hard, followed by the most classic action in WWE (American professional wrestling), Chen Hui exhaled, pressed his big hand, and fell down so hard, this monster was like a balloon, and it burst open with a "bang", and exploded a cloud of white mist on the ground.

Chen Hui regained his unobstructed breathing, greedily absorbing the fresh air in the room, and did not forget to turn his head and boast to me: "Boss, I have been learning that trick for a long time. ”

Me: "......"

A black shadow slowly walked out of the white mist, gradually revealing a human form, clutching his chest and panting.

Dressed in a black robe, his pale skin was like a dry riverbed, his skin and bones were thin, his face was full of green tendons like tree roots, his teeth were rotten and yellow, and he was spewing out puffs of white smoke between exhales and inhales, his eyes were a little green, and his long hair in a shawl seemed to be curly, staring at me for some reason.

I smiled slightly, "You're the devil." ”

The demon was obviously still a little incredulous: "Who are you, and you are not afraid of me?" ”

I laughed and said, "Why should we be afraid of you. ”

The evil ghost said: "I'm a ghost! ”

I laughed, "It's simple, we're youkai." ”

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The more characters there are, the more lively it will be! But I'm going to be cheeky now to support it, please don't be stingy with comments, please don't be stingy with recommendations, the youngster is in dire need of motivation.