Chapter 13 The Stock Market Edition Kong Yiji
Stock Market Edition Kong Yiji - Messenger of the Sun
The pattern of securities companies in Shanghai is different from that of other places: they are all computer cabinets lined up along the wall, and a large electronic screen on the wall allows you to watch the market at any time. After the market opens in the morning and afternoon, people who speculate on stocks spend a handling fee of 3/1000 to buy a stock, which was more than 10 years ago, and now the handling fee has fallen to 5/10,000. If the amount of capital reaches hundreds of thousands, you can enter the middle household room, have a special computer, if there are 100,000, then you can enter the large household, but these shareholders, most of them are small retail investors, and most of them are not so generous. Only those in suits paced into the small room next to the trading floor, turned on the computer, and sat down slowly.
Since I was 18 years old, I have been working as a teller in Tianhe Securities at the door of my house, and the manager said that I was too young to be afraid that I would not be able to serve the customers of the big house, so I would do something outside. Retail customers outside, although it is easy to talk, but there are also a lot of nagging and entanglement. They often have to personally choose stocks, look at the trend fundamentals, and personally see you help him place an order, and then rest assured: under this serious supervision, it is also very difficult to fool them into buying financial products. So a few days later, the manager said I couldn't do it. Fortunately, the recommendation is very popular, and he can't be dismissed, so he has changed to a boring job in charge of sorting out customer information.
I've been sitting at the counter all day long, taking care of my job. Although there is no dereliction of duty, I always feel a little monotonous and a little boring. The manager is a fierce face, and the shareholders have no good voice, and they can't teach people to be lively; Only when Kong Jincha went to the trading hall could he laugh a few times, so he still remembers.
Kong Jinsha is the only person who wears a suit while trading stocks on the retail trading floor. He was very tall; pale complexion, often with some scars between wrinkles; A raged gray beard. Although he was wearing a suit, it was dirty and wrinkled, and it seemed that he had not been ironed or washed for more than ten years. When he speaks to people, he is always full of double-bottomed golden forks, which makes people half-understandable. Because his surname is Kong, others took a nickname for him from the half-incomprehensible words of "head and shoulders bottom golden fork pulling" on the stock trading book, called Kong Jincha. As soon as Kong Jincha arrived in the hall, all the people who speculated in stocks looked at him and laughed, and some shouted: "Kong Jincha, your stock has been set again!" He didn't answer, but said into the counter, "Buy two stocks, 500 shares each." Then he auctioned out the magnetic card. They deliberately shouted, "You must be trapped again!" Kong Jincha opened his eyes wide and said, "Why do you slander people's innocence out of thin air...... "What innocence?" I saw the day before yesterday that the stock you bought plummeted and you lost a lot. Kong Jincha's face turned red, and the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, arguing, "A floating loss can't be considered a loss...... Floating loss! …… If you haven't sold it yet, can it be considered a loss? One after another is difficult to understand, what "the dealer shakes the position", what "washing" and so on, which caused everyone to laugh: the trading hall and the outside are filled with happy air.
I heard people talk about it behind their backs, Kong Jincha also studied finance, but finally did not graduate from college, and he couldn't speculate on stocks; So he got poorer and poorer, and he got to the point where he was about to beg for food. Fortunately, as soon as he was born to pay for his eloquence, he became a stockbroker for others to speculate in stocks and earn some commission money. It's a pity that he has another shortcoming, that is, the level of stock speculation is extremely smelly. After a few days of speculation, even the principal and interest were lost. If it was a few times, there was no one who entrusted him to speculate in stocks. Kong Jincha has no law, so he will inevitably do some things by chance. But in our sales department, he is thicker than others, and he always recommends others to buy stocks; Although the stocks he bought fell sharply from time to time, he was not able to see people for the time being, but within a month, he would definitely appear again, fooling new retail investors in the trading floor to buy the stocks he liked.
After Kong Jincha bought the stock, his red face gradually recovered, and the others asked again, "Kong Jincha, have you really studied finance?" Kong Jinsha looked at the person who asked him, showing a disdainful look of disdain. Then they said, "Why can't you even get half a diploma?" Kong Jinsha immediately showed a depressed and uneasy appearance, his face was covered with a layer of gray, and his mouth said something; This time, it's all micro and macro, and I don't understand it. At this time, everyone also burst into laughter: the air was filled with joy inside and outside the trading floor.
In these times, I can echo the laughter, the manager is not to blame. And when the manager saw Kong Jincha, he asked him like this every time, which made people laugh. Kong Jincha knew that he couldn't talk to them, so he had to talk to the new retail investors. He once said to me, "Do you know about value investing? I nodded slightly. "Know value investing," he said,...... I'll test you. How is the price-to-earnings ratio of a stock calculated? "I think, is a beggar worthy of me? Then he turned his face away and paid no more attention. Kong Jincha waited for a long time, and said very earnestly, "Won't it be counted?" …… I'll teach you, remember! These formulas should be remembered. In the future, when you are a fund manager, you will need to analyze stocks. "I thought that I was still far from the level of fund managers, and Chinese fund managers never counted P/E ratios; Funny and impatient, he lazily replied to him, "Who wants you to teach, isn't it the stock price divided by the net profit per share?" Kong Jinsha looked extremely happy, knocked the long nails of his two fingers on the counter, nodded and said, "Yes, yes! …… Did you know that there are three algorithms for P/E ratios? (Editor's note: The three algorithms are calculated according to the last four quarters, the previous year, and the current year, and the first method is generally used) The more impatient I became, and I walked away. Kong Jincha just took the pen on the counter and wanted to write the formula on the blank order, and when he saw that I was not enthusiastic, he sighed again, showing great regret.
"The form of technology? Absolutely. A few times, the newly opened shareholders heard the laughter, and they also rushed to the excitement and surrounded Kong Jincha. He gave them an analysis of the candlestick. After listening to the analysis, the new investors still did not disperse, and their eyes were looking at the computer screen. Kong Jin forked in a panic, stretched out his five fingers to cover the screen, and said in his ear, "There is internal news, it must rise." He straightened up and looked at the screen again, shook his head and said, "The dealer has finished opening a position!" The technical form? Absolutely. So this group of new shareholders scattered in laughter.
Kong Jinsha is so happy to make people happy, but without him, others will live like this.
One day, about two or three days before the Mid-Autumn Festival, the manager was slowly calculating the report, looking at the market software, and suddenly said, "Kong Jinsha has not come for a long time." The stocks he recommended are still suspended! "I also think that he has not been here for a long time. A stock trader said, "How could he come?" …… He lost everything. The manager said, "Oh! "He's still losing. This time, he was in a daze, and he borrowed a loan shark to speculate in *ST stocks. *ST shares, can I buy them? "What happened?" "How? First issued a delisting warning, and then a fall limit, which fell for more than half a month, and then the stock was delisted. "And then?" "Then the stock was delisted." "What about the delisting?" "How? …… Who knows? It's all gone anyway. The manager didn't ask anymore, still slowly reading his report.
After the Mid-Autumn Festival, the market index is getting lower and lower day by day, and it is close to a new low; I just looked at the faces of the retail investors all day, and I felt a biting chill. In the second half of the day, there was not a single client, and I was sitting with my eyes closed. Suddenly, I heard a voice, "Buy 100 shares." "It's a very low voice, but it's familiar. There was no one at all. Standing up and looking out, the golden fork sat down under the counter across the threshold. His face was black and thin, and he was no longer in shape; Wear a torn jacket, cross your legs, put a pouch underneath, and hang it on your shoulders with a straw rope; When he saw me, he said, "Buy 100 shares." The manager also stuck out his head and said, "Kong Jinsha?" The stock you recommended last time is still suspended! Kong Yiji replied with a depressed back, "This ...... It will resume trading in the future. This time it's inside news, and the stock must be rising. The manager still said to him with a smile as usual, "Kong Jincha, you have lost all again!" But this time he was not very different, and just said, "Don't make fun of it!" "Teasing? If you don't lose all of it, how can you break your leg by debt collectors? Kong Yiji said in a low voice, "Fall, fall, fall......" His eyes were very similar to begging the manager not to mention it again. At this time, a few people had gathered, and they both laughed with the manager. I took the order, walked out, and put it on the threshold. He took out the magnetic card from his ragged pocket, put it in my hand, and saw that his hands were covered with mud, so he came with this hand. After a while, he finished buying the stock, and then sat down and walked slowly with this hand amid the laughter of others.
Since then, I haven't seen Kong Jinjiao for a long time. At the end of the year, the manager turned off the market software and said, "The stocks recommended by Kong Jinsha are still suspended!" In the Dragon Boat Festival of the second year, he said, "Kong Jincha's stock is still suspended!" "I didn't say it until the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I didn't see him at the end of the year. I haven't seen it until now - about Kong Jinsha is indeed dead.
Written in the spring of 2015
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