Chapter Twenty-Three: Brother Will Look at Looks

After lunch, Xu Jie paid the bill, and the two did not return to school, but went directly to the Millennium Internet café not far away.

As soon as the two stepped into the Internet café, they saw Xiao Min who was busy behind the counter, and the two walked over directly.

Seeing Xu Jie and Fang Mutian coming over, and seeing Fang Mutian looking at him with a deep smile on his face, Xiao Min immediately blushed and shouted very shyly: "Brother Fang, Brother Xu, you guys are coming to the Internet." ”

"Well, it's time to surf the Internet, Xiaomin, yes, yes." Fang Mutian nodded at her with a smile.

When Xiao Min heard this, his face immediately became feverish, and his flushed face was almost red to the root of his ears, and he lowered his head, not even daring to look at Fang Mutian and the two of them. She is not stupid, how can she not hear the meaning of Fang Mutian's words?

Looking at Xiao Min, who bowed his head and was silent, Fang Mutian continued to say to himself: "Xiao Min, remember what T-shaped thing to wear when I am with Xu Jie in the future, to work, what are you wearing like this?" It's not good for your health, and you have to bring something with it, otherwise, tsk! ”

Hearing Fang Mutian's words, Xiao Min was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned even redder, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into. At the same time, he was also shocked, how did he know the thong he was wearing? Don't have a bra on it?

Xu Jie, who was standing beside Fang Mutian, also looked back and forth between Fang Mutian and Xiao Min with a stunned face, and was very puzzled in his heart, what T-shaped, what should be brought on it, what is this talking about? He didn't understand anything.

"Hurry up, I'm going online."

After Fang Mutian finished speaking, he ignored Xu Jie, who looked puzzled, and Xiao Min, who was shy, with a mysterious look, and went to find the machine.

After Fang Mutian left, Xu Jie asked Xiao Min suspiciously, "Xiao Min, what does Brother Fang mean?" What T-shaped? What do you want to bring on it? ”

Looking at Xiao Min, whose face was flushed and very shy, Xu Jie also slowly reacted, could it be that Brother Fang said

Fuck, Xiaomin, this chick is so sassy? Xu Jie's eyes widened immediately, but he was also shocked in his heart, how did Brother Fang know?

"Xiao Min, you really won't be" Xu Jie stared at the 34d on Xiao Min's chest, and a scene of Xiao Min wearing a thong with extremely leftover fabric also appeared in his mind, with nothing on it, two big balls of meat, just dangling in front of his eyes, and he couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

When Xiao Min heard this, he immediately raised his head and glared at him, but instead of answering, he asked angrily, "Did you tell Brother Fang about us?" ”

"It's okay, Brother Fang is not an outsider, he won't talk nonsense, don't worry about this." Xu Jie grinned, and then asked itchily, "You haven't answered me yet?" Tell me quickly, is it really as Brother Fang said in you? ”

"Hmph, I'm not telling you." Xiao Min glared at him, didn't answer, and said, "Are you on the Internet anymore?" ”

"Hehe, come on, why don't you go on, open two machines for me." Xu Jie had an extremely obscene smile on his face, although Xiao Min didn't answer, but he already fully believed it at the moment.

"Hmph, here you go." Xiao Min snorted, then took out two Internet cards and handed them to Xu Jie.

But how did Brother Fang know about this? No, you have to ask Brother Fang. Immediately, Xu Jie took two Internet cards, and he couldn't wait to find Fang Mutian.

Coming to the empty machine next to Fang Mutian and sitting down, Xu Jie handed Fang Mutian an Internet card, and asked, "Brother Fang, how do you know what Xiao Min is wearing?" ”

"Don't think about it, I'm nothing to do with your lover, brother, I'm much simpler than you." Fang Mutian was afraid that Xu Jie would think too much, so he let him relax.

"Hehe, Brother Fang, the brotherly relationship between our two brothers, can't I believe you yet? Besides, if Brother Fang likes it, even if I pay for it and give Xiao Min to Brother Fang, I won't frown. Xu Jie said indifferently.

"I'm not as romantic as you, you can keep this woman for yourself, I don't want it." Fang Mutian pursed his lips, and his heart was moved for a while, after all, people live for a lifetime, and there are not many friends who can make friends with each other.

Immediately, Fang Mutian said again: "The reason why I can know what she is wearing inside is because I can read her face. ”

Looks? , when he saw the turbulent waves on Xiao Min's chest before, he couldn't help but use the perspective, so he knew so clearly.

Although Fang Mutian knew that Xiao Min was Xu Jie's lover, he knew very well that this kid was just playing casually, and it didn't matter if she looked at such a woman. Therefore, he didn't take it into account, and saw through it, if it was really Xu Jie's beloved woman, then he still knew the truth that his friend's wife should not be bullied.

"Looks? Brother Fang, you won't be bragging, right? If you can really look at the look, then you are too good at looking at the face! Xu Jie didn't believe it and thought it was.

Is there such a bull's fork to see the face? Through a person's physiognomy, you can see what other people's underwear is wearing, isn't this?

"You don't believe me?" Fang Mutian glanced at Xu Jie, he also knew that no one could believe such nonsense.

"I don't believe it, you're." Xu Jie shook his head.

Fang Mutian smiled and said, "It's okay, in order to prove to you that I have such skills, how about we take a quiz?" ”

"Yes, yes." Xu Jie nodded repeatedly.

"Xu Jie, I don't know what color underwear you're wearing today, right?"

Xu Jie was stunned for a moment, and immediately nodded: "Well, you don't know." ”

This Fang Mutian really didn't know, Xu Jie could be sure of this.

"If I figure out what color of panties you're wearing, will that prove that I have a magical eye for looking?"

"This should work." Fang Mutian didn't know about his hobbies, if he could really see it, he could indeed prove it.

"Alright, I'll start casting spells now, you wait a minute, it'll be fine right away." Fang Mutian nodded, and said nonsense: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law, Tianyan, open!" ”

Seeing Fang Mutian talking nonsense, Xu Jie rolled his eyes, his face speechless.

Fuck me! Pink! How can this bastard have such a hobby? Fang Mutian used perspective to see the color of Xu Jie's underwear, and felt a chill, even if he turned his face away.

Xu Jie's heart suddenly, didn't he really see it? Hurriedly asked, "Brother Fang, how is it?" Do you see that? ”

Fang Mutian was speechless and said, "What is a big man doing in such a glamorous outfit?" Is it to ward off evil spirits? ”

Xu Jie's body shook: "Damn, Brother Fang, do you really see it?" ”

He can't be cheating on me, is he? Looking at the unfathomable Fang Mutian, Xu Jie thought with some uncertainty in his heart.

"Needless to say? Wear a pink one, you think your brother can't figure it out? Brother is a half-immortal, pinch your fingers and count, everything on your body, I can calculate it clearly, even if you look like an embroidery needle or an earthworm, brother can calculate it. Fang Mutian said very godly.

"Brother, don't say it, can't I believe it, little brother?" Xu Jie was shocked in his heart, and excitedly asked: "My good brother, can you teach me the physiognomy of this bull fork?" ”

"You want to learn?"

"Well, I want to learn, if I can't find a job after graduation, I'll set up a stall and help others tell fortunes." Xu Jie nodded repeatedly.

Damn, such a bull's physiognomy, it's almost equivalent to perspective, fools don't want to learn it, if you learn this physiognomy, then it's really developed, and when you see a beautiful woman in the future, you don't have to fantasize about it, under this bull's fork's physiognomy, even if the other party is wearing steel, you can see her really.

"I'm sorry, but this is a trick that I won't pass on to you." Glancing at Xu Jie, seeing this kid's obscene appearance, Fang Mutian couldn't see what he was thinking.

"The art of not passing on? Brother, you can't lie to me, do you? Xu Jie, who was fantasizing, was stunned and asked in disbelief.

"What am I lying to you for? This is indeed a technique that is not passed on, and there is another thing that I don't tell you, every time I use this physiognomy, it will reduce my lifespan by one year, and I used it twice just now, and it will reduce my lifespan by two years. Fang Mutian was talking nonsense.

"So hard to learn? Brother, you don't want to teach me and deliberately frame me, right? Xu Jie wondered.

Fang Mutian rolled his eyes and said, "You think I'm full?" Okay, don't talk about this.,I won't teach you this physiognomy.,Go online.,I'm going to solo with you today.,See how good my brother is at operating the game during this vacation.。 ”

"Brother Fang, are you sure you want to solo with me?" Xu Jie looked at Fang Mutian in astonishment.

"Of course I'm sure, if you can win me, Lao Tzu will make an exception and teach you the physiognomy just now." Fang Mutian threw out a great temptation, grandma, Lao Tzu is now a game master, he actually dares to look down on Lao Tzu, hum, wait to be abused by Lao Tzu.

"Really?"

Xu Jie was overjoyed, his eyes were shining, he wanted to learn Fang Mutian's physiognomy very much, and he didn't pay attention to reducing his lifespan by one year every time he used it.

As the saying goes, the peony flower dies, and the ghost is also romantic, and he can appreciate the woman's body every day, he feels that he has earned it, and he doesn't believe that after using it, it will reduce the life expectancy.

"Of course it's true, when have you ever seen me talk doesn't count? Come on, let's see how my brother's operation goes. Fang Mutian nodded.

"Hehe, that's good, I'll play a game with Brother Fang." Xu Jie looked full of confidence, and felt that Fang Mutian's physiognomy had been learned.

How Fang Mutian's Dota operates, Xu Jie is very clear, he doesn't believe that Fang Mutian's strength can surpass him in the past few days, from the day he taught Fang Mutian to play the game, he already knows that Fang Mutian has no talent at all in this regard.

It would be unrealistic to surpass him in such a short period of time.

Looking at Xu Jie's confident appearance, Fang Mutian had a shallow smile on the corner of his mouth, and he decided to abuse this bastard well, so that he could recognize the reality and what the real god was.